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Epic Rap Battles of History
SEASON 1
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Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon V Bill O'Reilly
by nicepeter 27,230,564 views
download this song: http://erb.fm/downloadLENNON
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
click to tweet this video: http://clicktotweet.com/heB0K
Beat Production by:
http://www.rawheatz.com
(a great source for online hip hop beats, just trust me)
John Lennon: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeter
Bill O"Reilly: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.westsidecomedy.com
Directed by:
Dave McCary of Good Neighbor:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Like this video?
help SPREAD THE WORD:
if you tell them about it, they'll notice..
Perez@PerezHilton.com -- send an email, why not?
http://www.billoreilly.com/ -- hit the forums
http://www.colbertnation.com/ -- hit the forums
any other good ideas? let me know..
Lyrics:
Help
you're making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle
why are you pissed off all the time
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
you're the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour
every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a sh*t I took
high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his d*ck.
You F*cking long hair,
living in your yellow submarine
well you're about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine
stop your presses Lennon,
you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly
you're weak, between you and me
there' no comparison
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently
like George Harrison
you're Paul McCartney's b*tch,
with less talent than Ringo
and I'd rather suck George Bush's d*ck,
than Yoko Ono's
Well you can't buy me love,
but I'll kick your *ss for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT the F*CK UP?
Because I'm evil,
heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up,
that's how I survive, now here's Sting,
what?
F*ck it, we'll do it live!
written by NicePeter and Lloyd Ahquist,
Music by http://www.rawheatz.com
the best beats on the internet, period. -
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Darth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of History 2
by nicepeter 75,704,518 views
DOWNLOAD this SONG: http://bit.ly/epicrap2
NEW vader hitler shirts: http://bit.ly/KduR3Q
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Beat By:
VandalizedProd
Title: Tides of War
Available at http://www.beatswagger.com
Cast and Crew
Directing/Editing: Dave McCary
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
On Camera: Jonathan Na
On Costumes: Nikki Fancy
On Everything Helper: Mike Schroeder
Carbonite Special Effects: Geoff Yano
Darth Vader: Nice Peter
Adolf Hitler: Lloyd Ahlquist
Thank you for your suggestions, they are hilarious and awesome, keep them coming!
see you soon,
- nice peter -
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Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3
by nicepeter 53,357,207 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/EpicRap3
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi, my name is Nice Peter, and this is the 3rd installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History.
This video could not have been possible without the support of my subscribers, and without the help of several other talented people. Special thanks to them, and to you.
Crew:
Beat Produced By: MrFlamez
http://www.youtube.com/hitmansbest
Directed and Edited by: Dave McCary
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/jonnafilms
First Assistant Editor: Mike Schroeder
http://www.youtube.com/thewarpzone
Special Effects by: Geoff Yano
Starring:
Abe Lincoln: Nice Peter
Chuck Norris: Lloyd Ahlquist
Next Epic Rap Battle is coming in a few weeks. I make lots of funny songs, and a vlog every monday, you are welcome to hang out here until then.
see you soon,
-nice peter -
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Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga - Epic Rap Battles of History 4
by nicepeter 32,817,755 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/palinVSgaga
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi, my name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History.
Special thanks to the producers at 20dollarbeats.com, for their excellent beats.
you can check out the instrumental for this song, it's called Dr Doom, at:
http://www.20dollarbeats.com
ERB Season 2: http://www.youtube.com/erb
vlog channel:
http://www.youtube.com/nicepetertoo
http://www.twitter.com/nicepeter
http://www.facebook.com/nicepeter
Lloyd Ahlquist as John McCain:
http://www.youtube.com/epiclloyd
Lisa Nova as Sarah Palin:
http://www.youtube.com/lisanova
thanks for watching homies,
see you soon.
-nice peter -
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Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il - Epic Rap Battles of History 5
by nicepeter 30,662,816 views
Download Song: http://bit.ly/f237yE
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Share on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/epicrap5
Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage VS Kim Jong iL
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History.
Thanks to all the rap-battle fans who helped get this video on the front page of youtube, we pulled it off!
We really, actually, honestly do get these battle ideas from your suggestions, so please keep them coming.
The beat was created by the very talented producers at:
http://www.20dollarbeats.com
They have great music, check them out.
Credits:
created by
Nice Peter and Lloyd Ahlquist
written by
Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, and Timothy DelaGhetto
directed and edited by
Dave McCary of Good Neighbor
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Beat Production by:
20DollarBeats.com
Song Title:
Born to be a Ball Playa
available at www.20DollarBeats.com
starring:
Timothy Delaghetto as Kim Jong-il
http://www.youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2
Nice Peter as Hulk Hogan
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Lloyd Ahlquist as Macho Man
http://www.youtube.com/lloydahlquist
director of photography:
Jon Na
director of epicness:
Mike Schroeder
assistant editor:
Brandon Perna
produced by:
Nikki Fancy
Maker Studios
subscribe to youtube.com/nicepeter
for more epic raps and picture songs.
see you soon :)
-np
http://www.facebook.com/nicepeter
http://www.twitter.com/nicepeter -
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Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6
by nicepeter 62,585,632 views
Click to Tweet this Video: http://clicktotweet.com/Srbe4
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Download this song: http://bit.ly/erb6song
Subscribe to Alex Farnham!! (Justin Bieber)
http://www.youtube.com/damitsgood808
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History.
I couldn't make these without you, and without the help of many wonderful and talented people.
Special thanks to
Ceciley Jenkins and her incredible makeup skills:
http://www.youtube.com/ceciley
Production Coordinator:
Aaron Zaragoza
PA:
Amy Brown
Audio Engineer:
Dante Cimadamore
Awesome old broken piano provided by:
Collins Piano Service, Santa Monica, CA
http://www.CollinsPianoService.com
Custom Beat Produced by Taylor Lipari
http://www.youtube.com/user/taylorlipari
tweet him say hi:
http://twitter.com/ttaylorr
I hang out here:
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
http://www.facebook.com/nicepeter
http://www.twitter.com/nicepeter
This rap was recorded using a Shure Sm7 microphone, Logic, and Protools.
see you soon,
-nice peter -
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Einstein vs Stephen Hawking -Epic Rap Battles of History #7
by nicepeter 70,010,203 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/EpicRap7
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History. Your suggestions make these videos possible, so keep them coming.
Special thanks to all the cast and crew:
Directed by: Dave McCary
http://www.youtube.com/david
Albert Einstein: MC Mr Napkins (aka Zach Sherwin)
http://www.youtube.com/MCMrNapkins
Carl Sagan: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.youtube.com/epiclloyd
Beat Produced by: DJ Naydee & Julian B
Track title: The Funeral
http://www.beatsplanet.com
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/jonnamean
Assistant Editor: Brandon Perna
Special Effects and General Epicness: Blake O'Neal
Behind the Scenes: Mike Schroeder
http://www.youtube.com/thewarpzone
Additional writing and research by:
Dante Cimadamore, Phil Haney, Joe Felice
Props and costumes: Mary Gutfleisch (yup, the same Mary)
Produced by Nikki Fancy for Maker Studios.
I hang out here:
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
http://www.twitter.com/nicepeter
http://www.facebook.com/nicepeter
see you soon,
-nice peter -
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Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of History #8
by nicepeter 28,748,831 views
download this song: http://bit.ly/erb8song
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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BEAT PRODUCED BY: Keal
Featured on: http://20DollarBeats.com
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History.
I make these videos as often as I can, and they could not be possible without many very talented people, and your very talented suggestions.
I make vlogs and songs and here:
http://youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Lloyd makes videos here: http://youtube.com/epiclloyd
say hi!
Dave makes videos here: http://youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
say hey!
Jon Na makes videos here: http://youtube.com/JonNaMean
he's not in the mood to talk right now. special guest super stars: the jesus - Dante Cimadamore http://youtube.com/GiveMeMotion a jesus - Aaron Zaragoza Jesus - Kurt
music recorded by nice peter and dante cimadamore
at venkman studios, los angeles
I tweet here: http://twitter.com/nicepeter
I Facebook here: http://facebook.com/nicepeter
produced by Nikki Fancy,
for Maker Studios. Venice, CA.
see you soon,
- nice peter -
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Napoleon vs Napoleon. Epic Rap Battles of History #9
by nicepeter 34,965,580 views
DOWNLOAD this SONG: http://bit.ly/ERB9song
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History. We make these videos as often as we can, and we couldn't do them without you, so thanks.
Cast and crew:
Napoleon Bonaparte: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.youtube.com/EpicLLoyd
Napoleon Dynamite: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
BEAT PRODUCED BY:
Edward Cayce of The Hollowz
http://bit.ly/lKEm6Z
Director/Editor: Dave McCary
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/JonNaMean
Behind the Scenes by: Mike Schroeder:
http://www.youtube.com/thewarpzone
Written by:
Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, and Dante Cimadamore
http://www.youtube.com/givememotion
Produced by:
Mickey Meyer
http://www.twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
Production Coordinator:
Aaron Zaragoza
Special Effects:
Brandon Perna
Costumes:
Mary Gutfleisch
http://www.youtube.com/marydoodles
Very special thanks to Chris Downey
for all his wonderful help with the dancing.
I don't like dancing, he made it much easier.
http://youtube.com/jtcstyle5
keep your suggestions coming.
see you soon,
- nice peter -
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Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin. Epic Rap Battles of History #10
by nicepeter 28,891,757 views
Download this Song: http://bit.ly/DownloadERB10
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History. These videos could not be possible without the help of many talented people, and without you. Thanks for watching.
Cast and Crew:
Ben Franklin: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.youtube.com/EpicLLoyd
Billy Mays: Colin J. Sweeney
http://www.youtube.com/colinJsweeney
Vince Offer, the Shamwow Guy: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Directed by Dave McCary:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Edited By: Sean Barrett
http://www.youtube.com/SeanBarrett
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://www.youtube.com/jonnamean
Audio Mixing By: Rafael Serrano
Props/Costumes/Art: Mary Gutfleisch
http://www.youtube.com/MaryDoodles
Hair and Makeup: Ceciley Jenkins
http://www.youtube.com/Ceciley
Assistant Director: Patrick McIntyre
Behind the Scenes: Tremain Hayhoe
Production Coordinator: Aaron Zaragoza
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios
I hang out here:
http://facebook.com/nicepeter
http://twitter.com/nicepeter
see you soon,
-nice peter -
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Gandalf vs Dumbledore. Epic Rap Battles of History #11
by nicepeter 33,519,617 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/ERB11iTunes
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battles of History. These videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, your subscription, and the help of lots of awesome people.
Cast and crew:
Gandalf: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.youtube.com/epicLLoyd
Dumbledore: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Gilderoy Lockhart: Pat McIntyre
Directed by Dave McCary:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Edited by Sean Barrett:
http://youtube.com/seanbarrett
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Written by: Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist
the Warp Zone:
http://www.youtube.com/theWarpZone
MC Mr Napkins / Zach Sherwin:
http://youtube.com/MCMrNapkins
Art and Costumes by Mary Gutfleisch:
http://youtube.com/MaryDoodles
Makeup and Hair by Ceciley Jenkins:
http://youtube.com/Ceciley
Special thanks to Remy for the Dumbledore's Army rings and badass Gandalf pipe.
Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano
Production Assistant: Aaron Zaragoza
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Venice, CA.
gosh, I think that's it.
see you soon,
- nice peter -
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Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12
by nicepeter 53,560,335 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/nl8i1S
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battles of History. These videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, your subscription, and a very talented cast and crew:
William Shakespeare: George Watsky
http://www.youtube.com/gwatsky
Thing 1 and Thing 2: Lloyd Ahlquist
http://www.youtube.com/epicLLoyd
The Cat and the Hat: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer
http://www.twitter.com/Mickey_Meyer
Directed by Dave McCary:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Assistant Director:
Patrick McIntyre
Edited by Sean Barrett:
http://youtube.com/seanbarrett
Behind the Scenes edited by:
Tremain Hayhoe
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Written by: Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, George Watsky, Greg Owens, and Zach Sherwyn aka MC Mr. Napkins Art and Costumes by Mary Gutfleisch:
http://youtube.com/MaryDoodles
Makeup and Hair by Ceciley Jenkins:
http://youtube.com/Ceciley
Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano
Production Coordinator: Aaron Zaragoza and Neely Shamam
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Venice, CA.
Production Assistant: Chris Miller gosh
I think that's it.
see you soon,
-nice peter -
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Mr T vs Mr Rogers. Epic Rap Battles of History #13
by nicepeter 47,035,469 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/ERB13iTunes
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! http://clicktotweet.com/XMzKq
Download this beat: http://bit.ly/MrTbeat
Follow the cast here:
@nicepeter
facebook.com/nicepeter
@destorm
facebook.com/destorm
@theepiclloyd
facebook.com/epiclloyd
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battles of History. These videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, your subscription, and a very talented cast and crew:
Mr. T: DeStorm http://www.youtube.com/user/DeStorm
Mr. Rogers: Nice Peter http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
@nicepete Face, Hannibal, Murdoch, and Mr. Mcfeely: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EpicLLOYD http://www.youtube.com/epicLLoyd
Sweet break dancing moves provided by: Vince Horiuchi
Directed by Dave McCary: http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff Assistant Director: Patrick McIntyre Edited by Sean Barrett: http://youtube.com/seanbarrett Behind the Scenes edited by: Marc Chester Director of Photography: Jon Na http://youtube.com/jonnamean Written by: Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, DeStorm, Greg Owens, Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins, Jeff Durand and Lauren Flans Beat by: MTK Art and Costumes by Mary Gutfleisch: http://youtube.com/MaryDoodles Makeup and Hair by Ceciley Jenkins: http://youtube.com/Ceciley Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Venice, CA. Production Assistant: Chris Miller
Production Coordinator: Aaron Zaragoza and Neely Shamam gosh I think that's it. see you soon, -nice peter -
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Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14
by nicepeter 25,901,097 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/ERBKirkiTunes
New ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! http://clicktotweet.com/ce73i
Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is an Epic Rap Battle of History. I like this one, and I hope you do too.
say hi on twitter:
@nicepeter
@theepiclloyd
These videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, and a very talented cast and crew:
Christopher Columbus: Nice Peter
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
Captain Kirk: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EpicLLOYD
http://www.youtube.com/epicLLOYD
Spock: Omar Gharaibeh
http://www.youtube.com/thestation2
Sulu: Jon Na http://www.youtube.com/user/JonNaMean
Hot Alien: Mary Gutfleisch
http://www.youtube.com/marydoodles
Directed by Dave McCary:
http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Assistant Director: Patrick McIntyre
Edited by Sean Barrett:
http://youtube.com/seanbarrett
Behind the Scenes edited by: Marc Chester
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Written by: Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, Greg Owens, and Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
Beat by: Dizzy of Sound Nation Ltd
Art and Costumes by Mary Gutfleisch:
http://youtube.com/MaryDoodles
Makeup and Hair by Jessie Sinatra
Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Venice, CA.
Production Assistant: Chris Miller
Production Coordinator: Atul Singh gosh I think that's about it.
see you soon,
- nice peter -
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Epic Rap Battles of History - The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
by nicepeter 23,263,714 views
Download this song: http://bit.ly/ERB15song
NEW ERB merch: http://bit.ly/MNwYxq
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Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is the Epic Rap Battles of History.
Cast
Nice Peter:
http://www.youtube.com/nicepeterToo
EpicLLOYD:
http://www.youtube.com/epiclloyd
Epic Wolf:
http://youtube.com/GreenScreenAnimals
and starring KassemG, as KassemG.
http://www.youtube.com/KassemG
Written by: Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins, Greg Owen with special dis lines by Aaron Krebs and Derrick "Baby Astronaut" DeMaio
Beat Produced by Allrounda Productions
http://youtube.com/allroundacinema
http://www.allrounda.com
http://www.soundclick.com/heatupbeats
Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano Directed by Dave McCary: http://www.youtube.com/goodneighborstuff
Assistant Director: Patrick McIntyre
Edited by Sean Barrett and Nice Peter: http://youtube.com/seanbarrett
Behind the Scenes edited by: Marc Chester
Director of Photography: Jon Na
http://youtube.com/jonnamean
Art and Costumes by: Mary Gutfleisch
http://youtube.com/marydoodles
Assistant Art Director: Natalia Fedner
Makeup and Hair: Ceciley Jenkins
http://youtube.com/Ceciley
Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Venice, CA.
Production Coordinator: Atul Singh
Production Assistants: Chris Miller & Jose Mendoza
Okay, I think that's everybody.
and you.
see you soon,
- nice peter
