by PlumpHelmetPunk 14,568 views
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There is only room for one dynasty in this land and the Telkordai family will do what ever it takes to remove all other threats.
Welcome to The Guild where you are tasked with running a family business and ensuring your genes are passed onto the next generation. Can you claim supremacy and force all other houses to bow at your knee or does the executioner have a meeting with your neck?
by PlumpHelmetPunk 9,284 views
Setting up a rogues business is fairly easy and thankfully it won't require much of our attention right away.
The reason that's good is that we have more important issues to worry about. Issues like planting our man seed and getting a family started.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 6,593 views
My rogues make a little bit of money pickpocketing and they can't get caught that way. However there is another option available to us if we're daring enough.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 6,783 views
These gold coins in my pocket are asking to be spent and what better to spend them on than a title of citizenship?
Also the Marte opens her heart for business.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 5,251 views
While Viggo finds time for schooling the rest of our family is out there busting their tails trying to survive and make some gold.
I also want you to meet the Sawatzki jerks. They are our arch-rivals and bitterest enemies.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 5,144 views
These streets are mean and the alleyways even meaner. Thugs and rogues wait around every corner it seems like. The Sawatzki Clan isn't going to give up Bergen without a fight so let's give them one.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 5,347 views
Our business interests expand today and Marte is given her own workshop. Her dreams of learning black-magic and becoming a witch may one day come true.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 4,922 views
Finally we have a little bit of time to just relax and get our bearings. Marte's shoppe is busy expanding and the rogues are still practicing their craft while running from guards.
Viggo also finishes his schooling and proves to be a find swashbuckler in training.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 5,180 views
12 years are deleted from video forever in this video, not sure what happened to the footage. You'll have to piece together what happened in those years though I can tell you that we struggled against the Sawatzki family and began to raise through the political ranks.
It may seem like a long time now but I assure you that in the long run 12 years is nothing.
Viggo also grew up and became the owner of a Pirate Den that doubles as a brothel. That will be very useful in the coming years.
Someone, somewhere, at some point in time accused me of a crime. Guess I missed that memo but thankfully Sergi did not.
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Our political ambitions are now too great to just sit back and ignore the Sawatzki's and their office seats in Bergen. It's time we start shutting them down.
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Once again we are called back to the city of Hamburg to face charges on things that I can't remember. Honestly your honor, it's all a big fog to me.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 4,110 views
Our family is enjoying all of the perks that come from our seats of power. We've got guards and whips at our fingertips. Now we just need to figure out how to use them.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,578 views
Our current mayor is actually rather likeable and since she doesn't belong to a dynasty poses no real threat.
The city council is also finally starting to fall into our grasp. Soon Bergen will be ours, politically.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,309 views
Slowly learning how to use my lovely ladies and thugs to their fullest. They are a scary combo if used correctly. Also we take the top of the political pyramid in Bergen. Good times ahead.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,093 views
Our family line isn't coming to an end anytime soon thanks to Viggo and his lovely wife. It's about time honestly.
The very first pirate ship also enters service finally! Now we just have to learn how to use it.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,751 views
The S.S. Plump takes sail and finds her first victim. No one can stop us now.
Also Lova takes the easy way out. Jerk.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,380 views
Booty and plunder abound as the S.S. Plump sails the bay. Fighting single ships isn't too bad provided our crew isn't all dead before we start.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,263 views
Another successful case handled by the honorable Judge Telkordai. Criminals should be aware of what they do under my watchful gaze. Bergen is my city to burn down.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,745 views
Found a cheap building in Hamburg for sale and figured why not buy it. Turns out to be almost completely useless to me but oh well, it's property in Hamburg.
Also Jerk begins his rise to power. Let's hope he doesn't over throw our family.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,678 views
Property is up for sale all over Bergen right now and I intend to buy up as much as possible.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 3,096 views
Elections and trials today, we'll be quite busy in the courthouse.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,330 views
Just being a general nuisance to the Sawatzki family while continuing to property grab.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,052 views
Sergi receives an offer only a fool could refuse and our thugs continue to patrol the mean streets of Bergen ensuring everyone is safe.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,947 views
Starting to get a lot of stuff to manage and this video is pretty much just me trying to catch up on my businesses.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,196 views
Could we kill the Sawatzki's in one day? Probably.
But it's so much better to ruin their family over the course of a century. You can age the tears like wine and have vintage years this way.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,680 views
We've got a slight problem with genetics right now. Mainly that I haven't done a very good job of spreading my seed and we're in danger of being wiped out.
Viggo needs to put his gameface on and get humping.
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The void in our hearts is still a massive gaping wound as we morn the loss of dear old mom.
Agnes steps up to fill her spot but it will be an impossible task.
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After decades of subterfuge and backroom deals we finally have House Sawatzki cornered. Jerk leads the charge against the last of their family members today and with any luck they'll be just another page in the history books before sundown.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,748 views
Time to get back to family making while we are enjoying the peace in Bergen. There are a few loose threads to cleanup here however, before we move on.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,640 views
Ignatz can feel the devil nipping at his backside and tries to run as far away as he can. It won't help. Also Agnes has a duel this morning against one of the Weiler clan. Let's hope she knows how to shoot.
While our other two family members are busy fighting other dynasties, Viggo finds him self fighting his own heart.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,629 views
The soulless vampire Sergi is on the prowl across the countryside looking for only the most noble of blood. While the leader is gone the children in Bergen will continue to play.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,333 views
We expand out a bit with a house in Hamburg which will be our future base once I'm done doing things in Bergen. Also Olle is poisoned by a witch I think and his future doesn't look good at all.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,684 views
The future of the Telkordai Clan rests in the hands and bosoms of it's lovely ladies. Let's hope they're blood thirsty enough to finish the job that Sergi started so long ago.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,437 views
Just spending time checking out Hamburg and finding where all of our rivals are located. I'm kind of miffed that another batch of the Sawatzki clan has managed to crawl their way here. How the hell does that even happen?
by PlumpHelmetPunk 880 views
The Paulman family steps up and offers to become a target. Tuva will not forget the humiliation she suffered at their hands in the courthouse. Also the greatest thug of all time Jerk Gunvaldson finally goes to join Sergi in hell.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 875 views
The families that control Hamburg are not happy that we've finally arrived. That's fine because I honestly wasn't looking to make any friends here. Tuva tries to run for office again and Leo makes his way to the capital in order to lend a hand.
Good luck in Bergen dear Agnes.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,269 views
Time to deal with the Paulman Clan so we can get Hamburg in our grasp. There isn't a whole lot of competition in this town once we take care of them.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,833 views
The time for screwing around is done with, now it's time to get serious. I'm ready to finish this and the next few years are going to be nothing but bloodshed and rage.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 1,051 views
So yeah, I get kind of frustrated when my workers won't stab people in the face when I tell them to but other than that things are going pretty good. These remaining families don't even put up a fight, they just hide and wait for their turn to die.
by PlumpHelmetPunk 2,497 views
All that stands between us and total domination is the town of Danzig and the two families who cower inside its walls. They can't stop us. They know it, we know it, everyone knows it. But what happens once the Telkordai Clan has complete control of the region? Only time will tell...
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