Well, here's what technically is the fourth and final part of the NextG/VSN collaboration (it's labeled as an "Addendum" because VSN already added a credit sequence in the last part), which I tentatively titled "At the Crossroads of Poop and Space." Although I don't want to say that this one sucks ASS (*BONUS?*), it's seriously not my best work ever. And even though there were about 1 or 2 brilliant parts, which I'll let you, the home audience, find, I just don't seem as proud of this as some of the other stuff I've done. Well, anyway, I have bigger and better poops to get on to...finally. It's been one of those days. Come on, Luigi...©2009 NextG Entertainment

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This time around instead of just mingling about the description of the video, I feel obligated to express my views about some recent events in the entertainment world.

As you know, a quartet of famous individuals have passed away within the course of a week: Ed McMahon, the longtime sidekick of Johnny Carson (who himself died in 2005); Farrah Fawcett, one of the original Charlie's Angels; Michael Jackson, who really needs no further explanation and, even though I haven't been too much a fan of him (though I didn't necessarily hate him either), I should say has had a long, varied, and successful (mostly) career; and most recently, legendary pitchman Billy Mays, most likely of a heart attack (so, no, head injury from falling luggage is out of the question). Mays' "partner in crime," Anthony Sullivan, was interviewed by Tampa-based radio host Todd Schnitt (who also has a nationally syndicated talk radio show). I tell you, Sully was pretty sad about the loss of his fellow businessman...and friend. I only hope that he can continue showing America his pitching adventures on Discovery...check back for further updates.

RIP, guys...in your own individual ways you have influenced American and worldwide pop culture in more ways than you'll ever know.

{end sappy stuff XP but I meant it...really}

©2009 NextG Entertainment

P.S...I'm not "running out of ideas..." I'm just saving the best stuff for the next episode of NextG Poop. You'll see.

P.P.S...Back from a vacation and family reunion. Which gives me a few more chances to work on the aforementioned NXP. Whoo-hoo.

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You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when crazy men start smashing cars with no regard for personal safety? You see what happens when shoes get thrown? You see what happens when an ordinary family gets ambushed? This is what happens! Thanks to DeevFactors for contributing clips. ©2009 NextG Entertainment

P.S. One more thing...although I personally don't think that this is my BEST poop in a while, I can assure you that the NEXT ONE WILL BE! Negativity is not a pillar of NextG...never has been.

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This wanker is going to destroy every typewriter in the world!

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I should maybe spend more than a day on a video one of these days.

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And finds out the two are fraternal twins!

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