Name:

John

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711

Age:

73

Joined:

July 24, 2008

Last Sign In:

11 months ago

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Hometown:

Caracas

Country:

Venezuela

Occupation:

Presidential Candidate

Companies:

John McTaint for President

Schools:

Ecole Navale '58, Baptist High School '54

Hobbies:

ACTIVITIES: I enjoy setting boundaries and coming close to smashing them. I like badminton, but have never played. Tiger hunting is my favorite hobby, but my adviser advises against it. I have written some fiction under the pen name Jake Disaster. I can and will cook when hungry. INTERESTS As wide and varied as the Grand Canyon ( In Arizona!). I love anything by John Grisham and consider myself a connoisseur of fine art, including the masters of the trade (Thomas Kinkade and Anne Geddes). My friends, of course I enjoy music, my friends, with my friends, like my friends The Beach Boys (before they became dirty hippies), the Beatles (the early days, before they became hippies) and Sha Na Na (I saw their set at Woodstock and split as soon as I could. The smell...oh the smell). I like many things, my friends.

Movies:

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Car 54, Where Are You? was hilarious and I never missed an episode of Candid Camera, Bonanza, The Rifleman - and that one show with that broad who was a witch was pretty good too. I also enjoy anything produced by Quinn Martin and only trust Walter Cronkite with the news, even though he's a commie liberal. FAVORITE MOVIES: Anything with war in it. Except that picture War Of The Roses with Kirk Douglas' little boy and, uh, that husky-voiced broad too. She was a bitch, that broad. I don't know what that B.S. was, but it wasn't war. It was really silly and featured no sorties or bombing raids deep into the heart of enemy territory, nothing that's real. And know real when it comes to war.

Music:

FAVORITE MUSIC: There's something about Neil Sedaka that unleashes the Mr. Hyde in me. I get pretty wild when I hear him sing. Frankie Valli also sets my loins ablaze. And of course, Anne Murray.

Books:

FAVORITE BOOKS: The Bible, Chicken Soup for The Christian Soul, Chicken Soup For the Hungry Conservative, The O Reilly Factor For Kids, The Art Of War (illustrated by Thomas Kinkade), OIL!