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This is a parody of the song that made English
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This is a parody of the song that made English teachers cringe, "The Way I Are" by Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson. If you don't understand the humor, you may want to go dust off that old grammar book and a dictionary. ;)
Thanks to Marina (HotforWords) for lending some real credibility from a linguistics expert...oh and improving the aesthetic qualities as well. Please visit her page and subscribe for more brain expanding enjoyment!
http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords
The female vocalist is Sheena Melwani, and I was thrilled she agreed to sing on my track! She's the girl with the dark hair, and if you haven't visited and subscribed to her page, please do so! You won't regret it!
http://www.youtube.com/sheenamelwani
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Added: 2 months ago
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Subscribe if you like it! This is a parody of Akon's "Sorry, Blame It On me" all about H
Subscribe if you like it! This is a parody of Akon's "Sorry, Blame It On me" all about Halo and its destructive addictive properties. Once again, my video editing skills and equipment are not superb, so just enjoy it for what it is, OK? OKAY!?!?
THE DOG IS NOT FRIGGEN DEAD PEOPLE...IT'S A JOKE.
Okay.
Don't forget to chaeck out my other vids and come visit me on myspace! See ya round.
James
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Added: 9 months ago
Views: 3,168,194
Please rate and comment! This is for all you pottheads out there. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
He
Please rate and comment! This is for all you pottheads out there. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
Hey Harry Potter
What's it's like to be an orphan
Who was raised under the stairs
But magically you started morphin
Me into
A dork whose read all about you
And Hogwarts too
Hey Harry Potter
It's not fair to use a spell
To make a grown man read a child's book
And purchase all your movies
Don't you know
I camped at Barnes and Noble store
Wearing a robe
Oh it's what you do to me
Even though I'm 33
I'm obsessed now can't you see
Named my child Hermione
Even though it's a he
Hey Harry Potter
Now my life is getting hard
Because my wife left me right
after I tattooed a lightning scar
Right on my head
And told her she looked like Hagrid
When she's naked
Hey Harry Potter
I've got o so many questions
If I ever were to meet you
Like do you have good suggestions
For myself
On how to dress me like an elf
Or could you help
Oh it's what you do to me
Put the sorting hat on me
Give me grotesque bertie beans
I'll devour them with glee
I've got your posters on my door
And sweat shirts that say Gryffindor
Lost all my friends cause they all think I'm gay
I took my wand and grabbed a broom
and snuck into the ladies room
The invisibility cloak didn't work that day
One lady slugged me with her purse
I said I was under the imperius curse
they did not believe me and the police came
And you're to blame
Hey Harry Potter
Now I'm missing you and jonesing
Seven years and now you're done with school
And Mrs. J.K. Rowling says you're threw
But I'll never be threw with you
I'll do whate're you tell me too
Stalk Daniel Radcliffe, yes it's true
Rupert Grint, too
Oh it's what you do to me
You, and Ron and Hermione
I'm pathetic can't you see
But I wouldn't change a thing
I'm down with Harry P.
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Added: 10 months ago
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PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND SHARE...or Doomsday will come for you! THIS IS NOT A PARODY (f
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE, RATE, AND SHARE...or Doomsday will come for you! THIS IS NOT A PARODY (for those who keep asking what it's spoofing). Also, please share with every single person you know, especially anyone who works at a record label, and help me spread my music. ALL OF MY SONGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD ON MY MYSPACE SITE (www.myspace.com/jamesatwar), you can also find all my lyrics there.
This newest creation is a tribute to my dog, Doomsday, whom I am quite fond of. I decided to make it after many people ACTUALLY asked me if my dog was really dead (see Blame Halo 3 video). Obviously, he is alive and well, and we should all fear for our lives. Of course, in reality Dooms is the sweetest dog I've ever owned. He's a real life Scooby Doo who is lazy and scared of everything.
I hope that everyone will have the common sense to know that Dooms was NOT hurt during the making of this video...but I was hurt numerous times as Doomsday's tail is practically a lethal weapon (anyone who has owned a Great Dane can tell you).
Enjoy my first video of 2008. I know I don't put them out often, but I hope you find them to be amusing when I do. Please send it to your friends (use the SHARE button), rate, comment, subscribe, blah blah blah...Thanks again for watching!
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Added: 6 months ago
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You know it's true. YouTubers love Gays, Asians, and kittens. And so do I! However, I'm no
You know it's true. YouTubers love Gays, Asians, and kittens. And so do I! However, I'm not any of them...so I have to sing about them instead set to the tune of "If I Had $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies. It's all meant in good fun, and you can find the links of all referenced youtuber phenoms below, go check them out!
And yes, I know that the quality was a bit sub-par. Just pretend I'm a gay asian kitten, and that will make it OK. :)
Smosh:
http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh
sxephil:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil
whatthebuckshow:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW
MRirian:
http://www.youtube.com/user/MRirian
itschriscrocker:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker
kevjumba:
http://www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba
Lyrics:
If I were a gay asian kitten
(if I we're a gay asian kitten)
well, I'd dominate youtube
(I would dominate youtube)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd make the front page of youtube
(Like all those clips of family guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
People would watch me and not know why
(but they probably watch you anyway)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd be the most famous person you know)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I wouldn't have to put effort into my videos)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I could just wear eyeliner and throw a sheet over my head)
Yeah and just scream about some loser celebrity you'll never meet
Or you could like use your nicely manicured paws to play around on the keyboard
Oh, or you could just stare into the camera with your ginormous eyes and wave and flash peace signs like that asian magibon girl
(I don't think she's really asian)
Oh
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well, I'd buy me a prius
(How very gay and trendy of you)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd film myself drivin the prius
(but you'd crash cause you're a cat or you're asian)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I'd get like 1000 subscribers a day
(yep, like chris crocker or kevjumba)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(My views and honors would be so high)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I would have to deal with a straight white guy)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(I'd make my own webshow where I just talk about stuff)
Yeah like just talk about whatever's happening, but act like you're on speed while you're doing it
(You mean catnip.)
Yeah. And then people would leave you comments like "Gay", but it wouldn't be an isult cause you really would be gay!
(And I'll bet they'd also leave comments like "asian" and "kitten")
Yeah, probably!
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
Well I'd make my own lolcats
(Oooh all those crazy misspelled words)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
My vids would get all the views
(Especially if the still has a picture of breasts)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
I wouldn't have to make these lame songs
(and this song is pretty lame)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You'd subscribe
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
(If I were a gay asian kitten)
If I were a gay asian kitten
You would click
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Added: 5 months ago
Views: 498,163
Please Subscribe!
Just so everyone knows, this song is NOT making fun of Nickelback, i
Please Subscribe!
Just so everyone knows, this song is NOT making fun of Nickelback, it's just supposed to be a fun song. Nickelback has heard it and loved it. So there! ;)
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce Knowles, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Micheal Jackson. They're all pop stars, and they're all in my newest video! Popstar is a spoof of Nickelback's Rockstar. Please rate, comment, and subscribe! Heck, I'll even be your friend if you're nice to me (and reasonably good looking). Anyways, I hope you enjoy. I'm sorry I don't have the time or means to make a better video, but well I just don't. And who the heck are you to judge my video anyway? Steven Speilberg? I think not. JERK! Anyways, enjoy!
Oh, BTW, I know not all of the people in the vid have done all the things I'm singing about, so please don't tell me about how fergie never dated justin and how gwen never really had implants and so on and so forth. It's just a goofy song and I really don't care. OK, now you can enjoy!
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Added: 10 months ago
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Barack or Hillary, Hillary or Barack. Even the wisest among us can't decide. Please share
Barack or Hillary, Hillary or Barack. Even the wisest among us can't decide. Please share with your friends!
Don't speak toddler? Here's what they're saying:
"Oh please, you can't expect her to know how to run a country just because her husband did."
"Excuse me? In addition to being former first lady, she had performed admirably as New York senator."
"That's debatable."
"So is Obama's experience level. Not to mention the question of his patriotism."
"Oh don't bring up this Reverend Wright crap again. If every politician were held responsible for the words of his associates..."
"Or her associates..."
"They wouldn't..."
"This was not an associate. This was his pastor!"
"Right! This was his pastor! Not him! Not his words! You want to talk about personal accountability? How about all the 'misremembered' stories Shrill is spreading around the campaign trail?"
"Oh, and you have a perfect memory?"
"I'm not running for President!"
"Well, Bush did and look what happened."
"Why are you bringing Bush into this? I didn't vote for Bush. I wasn't even born yet!"
"My point is, it's time for men to stand aside and let a woman show America how it's done."
"Then why aren't you bashing McCain too? He's a man. You know why? Because he's white!"
"Oh, please!"
"He's white, and Barack is black, and you're a racist!"
"Well, you're a chauvinist!"
"At least my candidate didn't cry on the campaign trail!"
"Well, at least my candidates middle name isn't Hussein!"
"Oh, you did not just go there!"
"You're right, I'm sorry. That was low."
"Look, let's just come together and stop fighting. Otherwise McCain will win."
"McCain! Yes!"
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Added: 2 months ago
Views: 131,067
If you have nothing better to do with your time, you should watch this video!
Also, let
If you have nothing better to do with your time, you should watch this video!
Also, let me explain something. I don't expect anyone to like every single one of my videos. Here's a newsflash: Everyone on the planet is different. Some people will think this video is hilarious, others will think it's the stupidest thing they've ever seen...and that's OK. It's not like I'm getting paid to do this, so I'm not exactly worried about living up to anyone's expectations. They're not ALL going to be Popstar or Blame Halo 3. K? The ultimate standard to which I measure my videos is this: Do I find it funny? I know, I know...it's shocking for some people to comprehend that I'm not making these videos EXCLUSIVELY for them, but I'm not. So unsubscribe if you wish, that won't hurt my feelings. Just also realize that youtube doesn't revolve around you, OK? OK. Thanks for putting up with my little rant, and thanks even more to the fans who enjoy all my videos, whether they are lame or not. Love ya!
Oh, and subscribe if you love oxygen (or at least use it, from time to time)!
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Added: 7 months ago
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*!*!*!IMPORTANT UPDATE!*!*!*!
Thank you to all who have asked Al to accept the challenge
*!*!*!IMPORTANT UPDATE!*!*!*!
Thank you to all who have asked Al to accept the challenge on his myspace page...HOWEVER...Al (who according to his own page maintains his myspace personally) has REMOVED ANY AND ALL REFERENCES TO THIS CHALLENGE FROM HIS PAGE!!! I think we can all assume this means one of two things...the first and most likely scenario: HE'S FRIGHTENED OF MY NOSTRILS AND THE PARODY GENIUS THAT ACCOMPANIES THEM! Or two: He feels his page is being spammed, which I DON'T want. In the UNLIKELY event that the second scenario is the reality, I ask that you no longer make comments about this challenge on his sites. He's seen the video, so that's good enough. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT! And Al...DARE TO BE STUPID! ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE!
***END UPDATE***
This is my challenge to the great and mighty Weird Al. I've been a fan of Al's since childhood, and while he has worn many monikers throughout the last few decades, I think it is high time "predecessor" was added among them.
I stand awaiting your response, Al.
Rules: Pick three songs to be spoofed, and I will do the same. Youtubers will then vote on which song they want to hear parodied. We submit the twisted rendition, they vote. If I win, you put me in your top eight on myspace for one month, thereby giving me exposure. If you win, I put you in my number one spot on myspace for one year, thus displaying my humility in homage to a master. Plus, I'll let you host my show.
About the show, "Parody King"...it's just an idea, but a rather good one, don't you think? Who wouldn't watch that? Although on second thought, it should probably not be titled in a gender specific manner. How about, "American Spoofer"? The winner of the program would get their spoof made into a single and video to run on the VH1 network, and perhaps open for Al on tour. Cool, right? Of course it is.
FANS: Let VH1 know you want to see "American Spoofer" on the air!
It's a call to arms! I recognize Al is a genius and has the history and infrastructure to humiliate me. I'm not saying I'm better than him (aloud). I may go down in defeat as an inferior nobody, but by God, I'll do so with my eyes wide open and my symmetrical nostrils flaring!
TO WAR!!!!
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Added: 5 months ago
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