I can't believe I'm still doing this... forty freakin' pranks!!!

Ok. I can believe that I'm still doing this. I love it!

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I uploaded TP039 a few days ago and planned on making each of the seven videos live day by day...

But it's all spastic here at you tube at the moment so let us all just bask in this pranks awesomeness. All forty fucking minutes of it. Go now... enjoy. Telemarketer Prank 039.

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part VII of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part VI of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part V of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Reading from the book - Peter Calls Me Paul - Part Three - Forever More - Chapter Four - Grey

Opening Credits & Narration - gerant
Photographs & Editing - albertoalan
Subject - Letter Board
Tall Jenny - Superdanno (guitar & vocals) with gerant

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part IV of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part III of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part II of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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Strap yourself in, this is gonna be a long ride. Three phone calls, one bottle of wine, two supervisors and more numbers than a math text book.

Part I of seven videos!!!

Special appearance by Darren David.

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As mentioned previously I down right refuse to prank charities... especially the ones that Mandy forks out our hard earned cash towards!

Unfortunately you just never know when Darren David is going to rear his ugly head.

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A few months ago 01davethecouchguy asked me through personal messages why exactly I thought he was a douche bag... and so I obliged (like the gentleman that I am) and sent him a personal message that explained why exactly I thought it best that he avoid my channel here on youtube.

Obviously my honesty confused and bewildered the poor beast and in retaliation he made a video mocking my work. He also posted quotes from my personal message in the info box of that video and then later on the very front page of his channel. Sure, he has removed those quotations since... but that's not to say it wasn't a jerk of an act in the first place. Maybe I was naive in thinking that "personal message" meant that some prick wouldn't post out of context remarks from my message on the internet for all to misinterpret?

While we're at it, let's talk about the threatening video (DARKSIDE TICKLER NO 23) he made ragging out artsy-fartsy types and wrangers (this latter remark is a shot at albertoalan who also called David on his likeness of a douche bag). Just because you have shaving cream on your face David doesn't mean your behaviour is any less psychopathic. You're a sensitive twit David and my superior humour will wipe that ridiculous cream from your face... and for the record I don't give a fuck what the FAB thinks. The two of us have happily avoided each other over the years and so if anything, I recommend that you take more than his schtick... you should also learn from his ability to avoid conflict.

Here we are months later... I figure that enough time's gone by and we can all laugh about it now. And so, with no further doo doo and out of context quotations, here you can enjoy the personal message I received from 01davethecouchguy in its complete and utter entirety... with my hilarious Editors Notes in **asterix quotations**.

You're a sensitive little cunt aint you? **No David, you have a sensitive cunt... it's your face, and in no conceivable way is your face as handsome as me.**

1. I know the show. **If you know the show David it makes no sense that you would be so upset by me quoting it at you.**

2.Lighthearted comment? Remember? Or may be I should have stroked your little ego a little harder.... **You're obviously a fucking idiot, you should stroke my penis so I can have the pleasure of telling you how shit you are at giving hand jobs.**

3. I wasn't giving you shit cunt. Remember, "lighthearted'"? **I remember the mockery, the threatening behaviour and the fact that you posted out of context quotations on the front page of your site... Remember, "douche bag"?**

4. You cant tell me to fuck off after I have fucked off. so wtf to you?
"Opinion solicited does not equal one freely voiced" Al Swearengen. **Fuck off again. Big whoop, Mr. Toughguy can quote a television program. If I remember correctly (see No. 1) it was my quotation of a television program that started all of this.**

5.Thanks for letting me do my thing, I never thought of doing that. **See DARKSIDE TICKLER, parody or not it's obviously just someone else's schtick you have interpreted for your own benefit.**

p.s. One little innocent....INNOCENT comment, and look where we are. You are too much fucking maintenance mate!..what with that big ego of yours..... **Yes, the way you paraded around my channel boasting about how much better life was once you had unsubscribed was very mature and innocent. How old are you? My big ego outs you as my boyfriend... so pucker up fucker!**

Eat a dick. **I wrote that you plagiarist!**

Signed
Cant be bothered dealing with short pretentious precious little bohemian artsy fartsy types with "little" to no sense of humour. **It would have been fine had you just signed it as David. Please, let us all stroke my ego for a moment. My mini-thesis outing 01davethedoucheguy as a douche bag is obviously far fucking funnier than his entire channel sliding in and out of my cock hole.**

See you next time....cunt! **Yes I saw your video about how much you weigh, I can read between the lines. If you want to be threatening David I suggest not outing yourself as a potential victim of diabetes and heart disease. POW POW!**

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