DT TALK 2009 - Round 14 Episode

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Wayne Carey - the AFL Superstar who should be in the Hall of Fame - opens the show with a sensational "DT IS ALRIGHT WITH ME" Introduction. Get someone and try to win yourself an x-box! More details at http://www.dreamteamtalk.com/c ompetitions

We go around the grounds and then straight to Tackling Tit-ed who has a chat to one of the Hawthorn 2008 Premiership heroes, Clinton Young, about dream team and also how Hodgey beat him to the Norm Smith Medal.

The big issues are of course... injuries. Dean Cox, Matthew Pavlich and Daniel Giansiracusa. Ouch. What is the magic number of weeks off to warrent a trade?

Gamblevin gives us some hot tips after the Community Service Announcement about gambling. This leads to discussing big scores... and how we expect that bit more from our Captains. 100 won't do these days.

Chopper wishes some players just woodn't be shit... and Joel Selwood hasn't lately. Hmm... Moonwalk out of our teams.

Calvin receives a letter from a kid about being burnt for a DT is Alright With Me intro... and we see why Buddy Franklin has been awful this year.

That's about it! Good luck in Round 14!

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 13 Episode

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The show is opened by a basketball legend - Chris Anstey who has played for Australia, in the NBA and also is a superstar of the NBL. Thanks to Jonty for sending in the video. He is a chance to win the X-BOX 360! Awesome stuff mate. Please email your videos in!

Around the ground this week is a little sad... Roy and Calvin struggled a fair bit and aren't happy. Even to the point that Roy is in a straight jacket so that he doesn't click the "Remove my team" button.

Albert Lord clears up an issue from his video last week... with some extra advice from Chopper.

Warnie interviews one of the shining lights in the rucks... Mitch Clark from the Brisbane Lions. What a champion... but he fell under the DT TALK injury curse. Hopefully he will be right to play this week. No such excuse for Vin's players though - including Gary Ablett as captain. Ouch!

Vin give us some hot tips in Gamblevin - make yourself some dollars so that you aren't in the rubbish bin trying to find you next meal.

A massive issue to your health... and your Dream Team is swine flu. Find out why!

We give you a taste of the drunkeness you might find from some of us blokes at the DT TALK party at the Swan Hotel in Richmond on Saturday 25th July. It will be a ripper. RSVP to it on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event. php?eid=90753211684

Ben Cousins has a bit of work to do for Captain Shitface. He is required to do some community service for a tribe in the outback. He stumbles on the Nic-Nat-Paddy-Whacked tribe.

Who will score the most points for the rest of the season... we give our tips! Chop recommends milk for brittle bones, such as those of Jack Ziebell.

Stay tuned for the blooper at the end... Vin Twin is a crack up! It's like working with halfwits here sometimes!

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Ah, hello there... Albert Lord here, PhD DT. This is what will be on HawksKids this week. Just a little bonus in this awful split round. Enjoy!

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 12 Episode

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Former Essendon and Geelong champion, John Barnes brings in the show. For your chance to win an X-BOX 360, get a celebrity to do an intro and email it into us!

We look around the grounds and see that Warnie is doing very well still... sitting in 14th! So you know what he does... goes to check out the car he is going to win.

After discussing some of the terrible scores of the round, Albert Lord PhD DT comes in to give AFL players hints and tips on how to not lose Dream Team points.

We start a new segment where viewers send in their own videos, called "RANT AND RAVE". Feel free to send in your video. Thanks to everyone this week.

We have a letter sent into Calvin about Captains over the split round. Gamblevin give you some hot tips about midfielders this week and Chopper smashes an underperforming player.

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 11 Episode

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The champion of the 2002 Winter Olympics, Stephen Bradbury, introduces the show thanks to Josh "Matt" Damen. He has a massive chance at winning the X-BOX 360 ARCADE. If you can get someone to do this... then email it to us: dttalk@hotmail.com

Around the grounds we hear that the boys all had some great scores this week with ranking all in the top 300 or so. But none better than Warnie who is now into 21st in the whole world. Great work Warne Dawg! Don't Go There is about Calvin and his captain... but he follows up with some great advice and stats for this week!

Ben Cousin's got into some hot water this week when he stuck his finger up at the camera... would we milk that? Hmm... of course we would! In Underbenny, Cuz gives the bird and Captain Shitface isn't happy about it. So he calls on some help from John Anthony, the Walking Head.

We discuss what the effect of the resignation of Terry Wallace from the Richmond Tigers will have on our Dream Teams. Gamblevin gives you a hot tip. Albert Lord helps AFL players maximise their DT points and Roy give some 'secret' advice about Chad Cornes.

Chopper isn't happy. His dog "Budwood", named after Buddy Franklin is renamed to... Cyril! We say goodbye and check out a classic Chopper Blooper!

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 10 Episode

Lindsay Gilbee from the Western Bulldogs brings in our show... but doesn't quite nail the DT IS ALRIGHT WITH ME intro. Can you get someone to nail it? It could win you an X-BOX 360!

We discuss the results of the round... including Warnie's 73rd position overall and his win over destROY! Calvin goes there, even though Roy said Don't Go There regarding the fact he fell $200 short of getting Dane Swan! Calvin makes a big call about Gary Ablett... do you agree?

Underbenny is back... and Captain Shitface (Andrew Demetripoo) has set up Cousins, apparently bringing Swine Flu into Australia and then getting banned from the AFL. See how he reacts.

The Fremantle Dockers were involved in a swine flu scare... and Roy saw it in one of his players!

Warnie takes us through the three factors that have influenced his DT season thus far and Gamblevin gives us the odds. Don't forget to enter our competition on our website (http://www.dreamteamtalk.com) every weekend! Also, don't forget about our massive Party coming up in Round 17 (25th July). Boags Draught are on board with some promos and cheap beers at the Swan Hotel in Richmond after the game at the MCG between the Hawks and the Cats.

Chopper celebrates firecracker night and controversially chops who many of us thought could end up as a premium by the end of the year!

That's about it... order a t-shirt from Chopper - merchandise@dreamteamtalk.com - and hang around at the end for the bloopers. Warnie struggled a bit with his words!

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 9 Episode
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Behind Crimson Eyes introduces the show... get your intro entry in - you can win an XBOX 360! How awesome! Details towards the end of the show!

We discuss our round... and the boys are all looking very strong! Nice work! But we fail in comparison to Jono, coach of Ritchies RedRocket. His team won the round... and is in 15th overall... and WE HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE WITH HIM!

Albert Lord Phd DT comes into the studio to announce how the voting in the all new ALBERT LORD MEDAL is going. And we catch his tip for this week... all about those crappy 1%ers!

After some injury talk, we WELCOME BACK some of our DT stars... Welcome Back, Kotter style!

Gamblevin gives us some odds to make some money with this weekend. We see how the Tigers check out their DT scores at half time. Chopper Chops another underperforming player.

We announce how you can win an XBOX 360! Awesome prize. Get your intro's in - email them to: dttalk@hotmail.com. We finish with the Boags Draught Match of the Round - destROY vs Warne Dawgs! Going to be a beauty!

Stick around for our blooper at the end aswell!

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 8 Episode
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Round 7 of the AFL sucked! The AFL Dream Team Donut Round! Argh!

One bloke that didn't get a donut was Luke McPharlin from the Fremantle Dockers. Thanks to Adam B who sent in this intro! You are a champion!

After around the grounds... some bloke tries to sell some donuts and Chopper doesn't want any more! We discuss the big zeros of the round and have a look at some odds in Gamblevin - he is your man if you want to make some quick cash thanks to sportingbet.com.au!

Calvin gives us three things that have shaped his DT season thus far, Chop gets rid of a worthy Port Adelaide player and we finish with a blooper from the filming of Albert Lord for our weekly appearance on HawksKids - the Hawthorn Football Club's kids show that airs in Tassie every Saturday morning on Southern Cross... you can also catch it on their website: http://www.hawthornfc.com.au

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We have an action packed episode this week... and it will be a HUGE week in Dream Team!

After an awesome intro (which was cut off - stupid technology) with Mark Bickley thanks to Chad, we go around the grounds and see how we got on this week. Some average scores by us... and a few rankings lost!

Calvin introduces our new segment - "Don't Go There". Champagne comedy! But really, we shouldn't go there... Calvin picked up Gary Ablett last week and he is the story of the week! We discuss our options around this.

Albert Lord lets us know what AFL players should do when they are on the bottom of the pack... with a great cameo by Calvin chasing sheep! Also, the Albert Lord PHD DT T-Shirt range is now in! Check them out at http://dreamteamtalk.com/merch andise for only $20! Cheap as chips!

Underbenny makes a return... just like Ben Cousins in the VFL for Coburg wearing number 80! He will be back this week! You Beauty! Gamblevin gives us some hot tips of the Forwards group to get on!

Chopper isn't happy... he has been struck with quite a few injuries... and the Benjamin Button of the AFL cops Chop at his best. Matthew Richardson, you get the chop!

Finally after saying goodbye, Dean Cox gives us a blooper after trying to get the intro right... good try big man! And if there is anyone who can get us an intro, email us a video to dttalk@hotmail.com

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DT TALK 2009 - Round 6 Episode
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The best ruckman in the whole of AFL Dream Team opens the show this week. Unfortunately, Roy was in another part of the state for the filming of this episode, but we forge ahead and we get straight into talking about how we went for Round 5. How about Warnie and Chop's form! They have been brilliant! But the real star of the Round was Calvin! What a champion! 4th overall for the week with his score of 2322 and up into 84th now! Great work V8!

Our man on the ground, down at Dream Team Hospital to be exact, Rabbit Hutchy, catches up with Tackling Tit-ed who has had a horror run of DT injuries this year. Hopefully all are well! We then discuss what should have happened to Brent Harvey and David Hille's 'zeros'.

Dean Cox is back, braving the rain with Warnie they have a chat about Coxy's Dream Team - "Big Bird". He is struggling, but things are looking up! Gox Big Cox! And thanks heaps for your 138 on the weekend!

Albert Lord PhD DT pops in with some advice for AFL players - today, we're looking at what to do when you're on a tight angle having a shot for goal.

Calvin talks Gamblevin and has some hot tips for this weekend and we announce that our website has over $500 in free bets to give away this weekend thanks to sportingbet.com.au

Chopper gets his axe (and knife) into Jared Petrenko and then pops in to give his opponent this week, Calvin, a visit.

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Dane Swan, the absolute DT gun (apart from last week) from Collingwood, opens the show! Thanks Jonathon for getting the great man to do it! If you can get a Celeb to do an intro, send it in!

We go around the ground and find that Warnie beat Calvin, Chopper beat Collingwood... and Roy is struggling a bit because he liked Gary Ablett's 155 - well, he should have put a "C" on it! Some awesome dancing and singing by "Gazzoncye" and his beautiful back up dancers. We then discuss GAJ's massive score this week and how captain selection was good for some, and not so good for others. Oh, and Calvin from Calvin's Captains calls his fans idiots! Haha.

Albert Lord PhD DT (who features on the Hawthorn Football Club's kids show called HawksKids) has some advice - with a North Melbourne, Boris the Rooster twist. Great work Lordy. You can also buy a t-shirt. Coming soon to http://www.dreamteamtalk.com

The third, and very short, episode of UnderBenny tells of Richmond's woes and that is is driving our Ben back to where he has been before. Roy goes on to get people to lay off Terry Wallace as he is feeling the same stress!

Chopper chop's an underperforming Rock and we discuss what the hell to do with Hayden Skipworth and his injured hamstring.

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Boris the Rooster obviously had to make an appearance this week and introduces the show. "Roy" gets the ball rolling, yet he isn't about... but due to popular demand, VIN TWIN returns to the panel.

We hear that Warnie scored a mammoth 2188, Calvin is still sitting pretty and old Chopper is right in it with his team in 13th now. The head to head games start this week with the match of the round between former world number 1 Jonathon and his team Collingwood against DT Talk's own, Chopper! Go chop!

The (real) Adventures of Little Boris, the North Melbourne football club's rooster are shown... better than the 'real' video!

We discuss the trades of the week... namely Liam Anthony to Dayne Beams (or David Zaharakis). Nathan Bock - Australia Says No to violence against women - leads the back pain a lot of us a facing already. Luke Hodge had a massive week with his team, but he doesn't have himself in it while he is stinking it up!

Chopper has no room for Travis Cloke in his DT and we finish with a ripper blooper that has Warnie packing his daks!

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