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If I can't make you laugh birds drive tea ... what?
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davidspates
Style: Sketch
Joined: November 10, 2006
Last Sign In: 11 minutes ago
Subscribers: 59,725
Channel Views: 788,048
You can find both sketch comedy videos & vlog videos on my page. Just click on which playlist you want to watch. :-)

I have just 1 rule! #1 If any of my videos make you laugh, you have to comment, add me as a friend, and subscribe to my channel Hey, That's the deal and so far over 59,000 people have kept their end of the bargain :D

IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE SPREAD THE WORD AND HELP GET MY COMEDY MOVIES MADE!

I'm an actor, writer who is seeking financing to get the 5 comedy movies that I wrote made, my own sketch comedy show, and theatrical/commercial representation.

For business related inquiries only, please email dsadvertisements@hotmail.com

Vescrutia.HeavenForum.com - An open-ended Anime roleplaying site.

Please add me on Myspace, Facebook, and Tagged.com, just search for my name. :-)

Acting Credits Listed on imdb.com at
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Influences: Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L Jackson, Dave Chapelle, & My Mama!
Similar To: That guy on the corner selling bootleg dvd's because You can buy my first hour of internet videos on dvd from my myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/davidspates Don't expect a fancy dvd case (carboard & tape) or a cool label on the dvd (plain white) but when you play that bad boy, you will laugh your butt off!
If you want to read the comments on my videos you will probably have to go to the bottom of the comments and click on "view all.. comments" because for some reason a lot of times it just shows my replies and not the comment which makes it look like I'm just commenting on my own videos. :-( I hope youtube fixes this one day.
City: Los Angeles, California in the United States
Hometown: West Palm Beach/ Riviera Beach Florida babyyyyyyyy!
Country: United States
Occupation: Actor, Writer, Part Time super h...
Interests and Hobbies: Getting the 5 comedy movies that I wrote made, and my own sketch comedy show on TV
Website: http://myspace.com/davidspates
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Recent Activity  
davidspates hey folks. The "freak" is back in "Just say no part 3"!. If you've never seen part one, watch it first at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImGZkWPU-iU or you might not understand part 3 :-) Make sure you have both added me as a friend & subscribed. Lot's more coming! (1 week ago)
David and Raina Spates bring you Part 3. "The Freak" is back w...   more
 
 
davidspates Michael Jackson passed away today (1 week ago)
Actor David S Talks about the death of legendary Michael Jackson.

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davidspates Here's a new vlog video with audio of Perez Hilton talking about his confrentation with Will I Am of the "Black Eyed Peas" and being punched in the face. I had noooooooooo idea that this video was going to be this long. Never again! (1 week ago)
What Foot? Actor David S watches and Talks about Perez Hilton after he w...   more
 
 
davidspates the government of Iran have been tracking people through their twitter account and making the disappear. if you could mention in any way that if people have a twitter account change their location to Tehran and change their time zone also to Tehran it would make it harder for the government to locate people. (2 weeks ago)
 
 
davidspates Here's a new Father's Day Sketch comedy vid! More sketch comedy coming soon :-) (2 weeks ago)
David Spates wishes you a happy fathers day... kinda :-)

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Sketch Comedy dvd's sold on my myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/davidspates

Donations can be made through paypal on my myspace page.
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Click here to see David Spates sketch comedy videos!
62 videos
Actor David Spates Internet sketch comedy videos. I'm an actor seeking financing for 5 comedy movies that he wrote, also my own sketch comedy show would be nice too :-) Only business inquiries at dsadvertisements@hotmail.com
Click here to see David Spates Vlog videos!
24 videos
Vblogging videos. I'm an actor seeking financing for 5 comedy movies that he wrote. My own sketch comedy show would be nice too :-) Only business inquries at dsadvertisements@hotmail.com
Click Here To See Dear Dave Videos - You ask, I answer :-)
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If you want the opinion or "so called" advice from the king of the bathroom throne then just post your questions. If you make a video response with a question to David, when/if answered a clip of your video will be in the video that David answers your question with.
David Spates's favorite videos made by other people
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These Are David's favorite videos by other people on the internet
Just Say No " Part 3 " ( David & Raina Spates )
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David and Raina Spates bring you Part 3. "The Freak" is back with Chris the Crackh...
1 week ago 14,620 views davidspates
Best Fathers Day Video ( David Spates )
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David Spates wishes you a happy fathers day... kinda :-) My vlog videos are at ...
2 weeks ago 22,705 views davidspates
Cockblocking 7 " Showtime "  ( David Spates )
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The battle between David Spates and JohnOllie is going to new levels. Check out so...
4 weeks ago 140,871 views davidspates
Vlog - The History Of Mother Fn Shoes
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What dynamite? Gangsta Gary (David S) Talks about the history of mother Fn shoes. ...
1 month ago 18,353 views davidspates
Best 2 Girls 1 Cup  Reaction - Warning ( Adults Only )  David Spates
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David Spates is trying to warn people not to watch this video so what happened to...
1 year ago 5,917,995 views davidspates
What Would You Do If ? #2 - Ankle - ( David Spates )
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David Spates asks the question and shows the answer to what people would do if the...
1 month ago 29,839 views davidspates
Curse Words 2 - Hood Hulk - David Spates & AsaTheComic )
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Pookie jenkins ( David Spates ) & Hood Hulk ( Asa Thiboaux ) bring you curse words...
2 months ago 44,064 views davidspates
Cockblocking Girls 2.0  ( David Spates )
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The battle between David Spates and JohnOllie has spread to their sisters Davida ...
2 months ago 335,323 views davidspates
Grandpa Hates Youtube ! ( David Spates )
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David Spates, David Spates, & David Spates give you a quick peek in the life of Gr...
2 months ago 32,685 views davidspates
Videos from people who show me love, and I give it back :-)
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Valentines Day Ghetto -Gram ( David Spates )
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David Spates delivers a valentine Ghetto-gram to Andrew Davis, who is accompanied ...
1 year ago 86,392 views davidspates
Chris The Crackhead Thief 3 ( David Spates & EdBassmaster )
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Tonie Quintero & Marlin Woods ( EdBassmaster ) Have the unfortunate experience of ...
6 months ago 83,584 views davidspates
1 - 800 - WHITE - GIRL ( David Spates )
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David Spates provides a service for any man who is looking for love and a way to c...
9 months ago 124,050 views davidspates
The Snake Pit Bar ( David Spates )
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Jasper Jenkins ( David Spates )enjoys spending some time at the "Snake Pit" bar wi...
9 months ago 89,285 views davidspates
The World's Oldest Woman ( David Spates )
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Darrell Peterson (David Spates) interviews the world's oldest woman, Mrs. Janet Ir...
10 months ago 61,111 views davidspates
Happy Mothers Day ( David Spates )
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David Spates wishes Jill Crenshaw an unexpected Happy Mother's Day. Filmed by Bo C...
1 year ago 61,521 views davidspates
This Is Why I Don't Play With Babies ( David  Spates )
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David Spates shows you why he no longer plays with babies. Special effects done by...
1 year ago 109,336 views davidspates
1 - 800 - CONSTIPATION ( David Spates )
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David Spates gives comic relief to the constipated. Check out some of his other vi...
9 months ago 116,663 views davidspates
David Spates Has Been Tagged & Why I YouTube 'd
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David Spates has been tagged and asked why he youtubes. He answers and gives 5 fac...
1 year ago 38,702 views davidspates
Channel Comments (4601)
Foamy126 (1 hour ago)
60*
LilJuice60 (13 hours ago)
Wasup Dave love your video but if you have time come and check out my videos of this new dance called Jerkin. I think you should do a little show about that dance and i would love to see you try and do that dance no homo. but yea and my name is ( Jamie Davis) aka JUICE
JMIDFA (14 hours ago)
hi david love your vids i wish you get over a million subscribers :D
lisamorg9 (17 hours ago)
Great videos brother very funny
JustinRiray (17 hours ago)
hahah that fake mr. youtube video thing was hella funny. damn lol
norwaypatrick (19 hours ago)
I Have Decided To Do Something For The Rest Of My Summer Holiday.
I Am Gonna' Try T Watch Every Single One Of Your Videos ! ! ! =D

~Peace Out =)
yagami96 (23 hours ago)
You're vids are hilarious especially the 2 girls 1 cup really funny reaction
BlueEye096 (1 day ago)
u got me twice in the mr youtube and damn i love that kinda humor *subscribes*
Slein95 (1 day ago)
go david, GO!
500 hundred more subs and you got 60.000 subscribers!
man, i wish i could be you, seriously!
azhole8 (1 day ago)
the video you have playing everytime someone comes on this page hearts my ears sometimes HAHA but anyways you are a really funny guy dude. love your videos, and i know that you probablly chose the best time for you but for when your on blogtv can you come on earlier it would be much appreciated. i know that might be to much to ask so ill understand if you cant. anyways nice vids man keep it up
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