Nickolas Cruiser

I'm rich, smart, handsome, attractive, good looking, and awesome in just about every regard.

I, Nickolas Cruiser, can tell you with absolute certainty that I might be the greatest human being alive. Some call that narcissism, but we all see their jealousy. I'm an alpha chad with a huge member and I'm ready to lay down my rules. What I say goes. Got it, you stupid bimbo idiot moron?

LEGAL NOTE:
Nickolas Cruiser is a satirical character and is in no way a reflection of the actor who plays him, the people who participate in works containing him, or the people he interacts with. His concerning attitudes towards different groups and any claims he may make to enact violence upon them is done with the intention of making him appear as someone who says and does things in poor (or evil) taste. Any scenes that appear to put "Nick" or others in danger are meant to further the audience's immersion. 

I, the owner of this channel, do not encourage people to act like "Nick" in the real world EVER.