Theodore F Weitzenbaum Sr.

If we were to condense the millions of years of earth's existence into 24 hours, you would have discovered me a planck instant ago.

You're probably reading this out of curiosity or spite. Moron, shit-spewer, fucktard, whatever you think of me, I can tell you with certainty that I am not what you think I am. Radicalised I am not. I'm simply an observer, objecting to and adopting ideas I discover through conversation. That's what I am, however inaccurately I follow this description. My views change rapidly. Thus, if you are reading this to satisfy antagonism, I must say to you that you are capable of changing my mind.

Idiot, I am not. Misinformed, I may be. Don't allow me to be either. If you think I'm the one or the other, do try to change my mind. I'll be grateful for it. 

Farewell! May your heart keep throbbing for decades to come.