What could possibly go wrong with an 11 year old telling her version of the grossest joke in history? Of course, some people will ask: am I a bad influence on my children? My answer is, no, they are a bad influence on me. This video was her idea.

If you're not aware of the context, here's the wikipedia link explaining the history of the joke, "The Aristocrats":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T he_Aristocrats_(joke)

There was also a documentary made by Penn & Teller called "The Aristocrats" This is one of the many movies I own on DVD but haven't actually watched.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt04 36078/

And I'm sure a lot of videos will appear in "related videos" that would say far worse things than you ever really wanted to hear.

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I swear this wasn't my idea. The idea and indeed the script and acting comes from The Ministry of Awesum
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I just shot and edited it. So of course you must go and subscribe to them now. And if you want a t-shirt that changes your life that much:
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I've been leaving the topic of Michael Jackson's death alone, largely because I'm not very interested in Michael Jackson. The one thing I'm interested is how he could be a salutary lesson to anyone who "wants to be famous".

MJ wasn't just famous (more famous than nearly anyone) he was extremely talented in his chosen field. I've always suggested people don't worry about getting famous, worry about getting good. But Jackson shows that isn't enough - he had talent to fall back on but it still wasn't enough. His life was still totally fucked.

Matt Elsbury was over at my place shooting the last video for his "Slap" series so I decided to grab him for a bit of a chat on the topic. If you want to see Matt and some other great comedians live in melbourne, check the details here:
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Here's the first part of me wandering around lost outside YouTube live (about a week ago now).

You can play a fun game of spot the YouTuber - the place was crawling with them! I had to laugh when Michael Buckley of WhatTheBuckShow said he was starstruck to meet me!

In this I wander around lost and talk to (among others):
http://au.youtube.com/user/sup ricky06
http://au.youtube.com/user/pip istrello
http://au.youtube.com/user/wha tthebuckshow
http://au.youtube.com/user/jua nmann (Free Hugs Guy)
http://au.youtube.com/user/The Hill88

I can say it often enough - everyone was totally nice. YouTubers are the best people!

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I ate a lot of weird crap while I was in the USA. Some good, some bad. Here's a sampling of me wandering around San Francisco. And eating.

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Obvioisly the complete list of the best people on YouTube includes everyone who subscribes to me. But these people are pretty damn cool :)

http://au.youtube.com/user/199 4cg
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http://au.youtube.com/user/two guysonechannel
http://au.youtube.com/user/phi llipsouter86
http://au.youtube.com/user/dis mutased
http://au.youtube.com/user/rob otmangreg
http://au.youtube.com/user/que enie0111
http://au.youtube.com/user/Del aneWazHere
http://au.youtube.com/user/vor texneurofunk
http://au.youtube.com/user/dev anp16

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500 videos. All I'm going to say is that doesn't make me weird.

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Yep - 400 videos. It's about time I started getting serious about this shit. Oh, and I announce the winner of the t-shirt competition at the 15 minute mark.


It's all in here: racist nationalist muslim christian jew 100 200 300 sex lesbian porn asian orgy butt booty tits boobs hot uncut action blonde britney spears lisa nova spam cheat cheating just like using all these fake tags is cheating paula abdul

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It's the blood-soaked, digitally enhanced, homoerotic epic of ancient Greek legend that's sweeping the world. No wait, that's the *other* 300.

This is my 300th video for YouTube - I should have made a better "This is Sparta" joke.

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Go on, subscribe, you know you want to. Watching someone being insanely angry and swearing is funny! Time to put the pretenders in their place. Mr Angry solves the Rubik's cube in 10 seconds!

Hmmm, this is rapidly moving up to become my most viewed video. I guess being featured will do that. This isn't my best video but I like it - and at least I said "fuck" in it.

For the people who actually have a sense of humour who liked this, if you like someone being angry make sure you check out my other videos. Many of them are funnier than this!

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I am so sick of the obnoxious racist losers on YouTube acting like they're a persecuted minority. Read the "Terms of Use" you agree when you sign up you geniuses - there is no such thing as a guarantee of "free speech".
Stick to the Stormfront forums where you can congratulate each other on being the master race.

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