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Hometown: I come from the Land of Arse!

Messengers: None, I hate technology it's for wussies, it's so much easier to tie a note to a brick and throw it thru someone's window.

I'm here to: find people to make friends and network with. I enjoy blogging and also run a community forum with topics that revolve around satirical subjects such as funny news, videos, and everything in between.

Favorite People: People who have a sense of humor and a working brain.

Orientation: Straight like as in Occasional Straight-Jacket Use Suggested.

Relationship Status: Married, taken, not looking, sorry. But send me your numbers anyway, they fetch a lot on eBay.

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Do I want kids? Not sure, maybe I'll have many, like an army of brats, to mold into little versions of myself to set upon the world.

Do I drink? Socially on occasion. It's a good occasion right now... Hi, I'm drunk, who are you?

Smoke? Rarely, unless I'm pissed then it comes out my ears. Oh and, mmmm, smoked ham...

Body type: I'm 4'5'' tall and GROSSLY overweight, not just a little extra baggage.
Yes, I'm Danny Devito.

Religion: Religion is the antithesis of equality and peace.

Ethnicity: I am a mutt.

Education: Self educated since 1901.

Schools: The one made of bricks. Just another brick in the wall.

Occupation: Some number at a mindless job spewing out daily noise polluting drivel.

Companies: Corporate propaganda or endorsement is not my thang but I do like the Pepsi.

Salary: Belly button fluff.