Eggsn Bakon

True things in life:
1. Cats are egocentric sadists. They are also our overlords. All hail!
2. Everything is good with bacon.
3. Love is a choice. Choose love every day.
4. Nobody really cares about anyone except the people you choose to care about.
5. You know who you really are by the way you act when you have everything, and when you have nothing.