Kit “Kitlick” Lick

The little colt, who loves his crash, and his mangos.
Time for mah hippity history hip dog rappidy rap rap....

Welp, as a season veteran of the internet...
 No need to thank me, I'm like a Hero on DayZ,
 Helping other people Stay sane, protecting the kids,
 from the meatspins,
 and the Rickidy rolls, with the trolls, Cuz' that's what I do when I'm not on 4chan, I'll hop on Halo and give you the ban
 just so you know I'm in the clan, known as "Bronies",
 not those phonies, who are just the cronies,
 We da real trolls writing dirty fics for lols,
 making caption pics ,/b/ and /mlp/ all the way,
 so don't call me fake and gay,
 now I'm just about done,
 I gotta run,
 to the shop with my fav anime(High School Of The Dead),
I finished Homestuck back in May,
I'll finish this off by spitin fire vurses,
It's me verses retards who try to claim
all that Fake and gay shit that nobody likes: gunshots, bitches, and all da riches.
I gotta make this like my profile description.