crithit5000

I play video games and I'm terrible at them, yet people still watch videos of said terribleness. It's kind of sad, really. 

Okay, I'm sort of good at Giga Wing. But there's better videos all over the net for that game (hint: try super-play.co.uk). Plus the average person would think that all-clears on Giga Wing, Darius Gaiden, and Super Puzzle Fighter II are astounding feats of godliness because they'd all lose in ten seconds and be like "What? This archaic machine just asked me for a quarter! How dare you, have at scoundrel!" or something.

You may also witness me doing semi-musical and retarded things here. Now, move along.