Arse Eyes

Arse Eyes is an Australian musician with an eclectic range of music from nice shit your Grandma would like to fast in your face punk rock and poo humour. Arse Eyes became highly acclaimed in the music industry when his 2005, debut record, went double aluminium selling a whopping 20 copies. In 2007 the controversial rocker had a drug overdose. His caffeine addiction had been known for years. This day he had been found to have had in excess of 6 coffees. He was rushed to hospital where he was declared loud and highly alert. Controversy struck the star again in 2013 when he was involved in a car accident. He parked at the shops and opened his door and dinged the car next to his, he left the scene without swapping insurance info. A weary onlooker filmed the event and sent it to the media, it took years for Arse Eyes' career to recover from the scandal. Whether you like Arse Eyes or not I'm sure one thing everyone can agree on is that it's better than Nickleback.