The Lanky Cyclist

A physiologically unremarkable specimen, The Lanky Cyclist only becomes more mediocre with age. He doesn't dwell on past athletic glories because that would require his having accomplished something sporty worth remembering. He's not a pro or ex-pro, but he's seen them on TV. He hasn't bike packed across the nation, but he once shortcutted RAGBRAI. He sometimes races, and he even once won an uncontested fatlocross race. He likes to ride with his kids, but he never lets them win. 

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