Marijuana4President

Bout me: I'm a harmless stoner and I smoke weed and only weed. "It's illegal, it's bad for you!" I don't want to hear your 1930's reefer madness bs. It was made illegal before scientific research was even done on it. I don't need to tell you this because it's everywhere, MARIJUANA IS AWESOME!!! 

I've nicknamed myself the "Closet Stoner" because that's one of my favorite places to smoke. Why? I can't afford a gas mask so that's what the closet serves as.

Smoke, toke, and hit that shit like the other 99% of the population does! "Money can't buy happiness." Um, I'm pretty sure I would be VERY happy with a million dollars worth in weed!