Hey, Internet. Eric here

Nothing really special to say when it comes to me. If I had to describe myself, I would probably be the goofy sidekick in a movie. You know, the one who has all the smart-ass lines, then gets killed right before the credits roll. I'm a pretty big movie buff, mainly horror, and watch way too many. But when you have as little of a life as yours truly, something has to make up for it. Sure I don't know all my state capitals, but I could probably tell you all you wanted to know about The Simpsons or any Friday the 13th movie. Pretty sad, huh? I'm always up for meeting new people, so feel free to contact me about whatever. I'm also really into movie make-up effects. So if I don't ever get into law enforcement, there's another road to go on. But I'll probably lose the directions and end up in some backwoods area hearing the Deliverance theme playing.