Sniffing Punany

Whats up people. From now on, I will call subscribers' Scorchies' and non subscriber 'Scuest'. So can anyone tell me a screen recorder for Windows? I want it so that i can play Minecraft and show you guys what i had done. If you guys tell me, I will 100% subscribe to your channel. 
 And when i am ending a video, I will type or say,'Piss Out Guys!'. So yeah.
                      Piss Out Guys!