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"Why did the chicken astronaut cross the galaxy?"

Well, first off, we must deduce that the chicken is successful, as determined by the fact that only those who have gone through successful preparation and training earn the title of "astronaut." So, from this we can deduce that the chicken astronaut did not cross the galaxy to get away from any type of failure or shortcoming of their own making.

In this world with chicken astronauts, it is not too far-fetched to believe that there are also chicken scientists. I believe the chicken scientists likely were jealous of the chicken astronaut's success, so they sent the chicken astronaut on a cross-galaxy mission in order to deprive the chicken astronaut of it's-

Oh. Pardon me, apparently it's: To look for eggs-traterrestrial life.

Never could have saw that coming.

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