 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. The brilliant. It's positive. It's positive. What's your husband's friend on a man's list? What's your rent like? Um, it just depends. I mean, like, I've had relationships where my partner didn't work for three years, so, and then had money, you know? Well, what's the most you've spent on a woman? I mean, my wife? Yeah. I mean, it's endless. I don't know what that feels like. My husband and his wife walked in the room looking rich at Tiffany Haddish Park. Like, you guys look great together. So you either take care of each other. I don't know what's going on, but she looked great. She is. She's, yeah. Is there a certain amount of money that you should spend on your partner? A certain amount of money. Like, when you're dating. Like, when you're dating. Not like a wife or whatever. I think everybody should act their wage. Um, and I think that you should do things that you want to do for that person. I don't think that you should spend on that person because you're trying to make them like you anymore. I'll make you make them like you more or anything like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think if you got it, what you mean? If you don't want them to like you, you want them to be happy. No, no, I said like, you don't want them to like you. What did I say? You don't want them to like you more. I mean, for that, you're not doing it just because you think that's going to make them like you more. You're doing it because you really want to do it for them. It's happened to me other day. I got to a story. I ain't going to put the name person name on blast. Because I mean, I put my friend Rob Smith on blast on another show. Who's a hoe? But this one, I'm not. Okay. We are all the Dominicans out here know that I'm weak for Dominicans. Like, it's literally my weakness. And I always tell my team, like, there's going to be two ways people are going to rob. You like the gay joke button. What do you mean? Love the Dominicans. Oh, shit. You caught me. I didn't know where we was going. What? Joe, you're gay? What? Like, low key, I'm supposed to say. No. So the other day when I left your show, I went on a date. Right? So we on a date, we chilling and they're like, yo, I just want to come back to the house. I'm like, all right. I'm trying to get to know you. Like, I don't want to ruin it because we go back to the house. I already know what I'm going to do. I don't want to do that. So I'm trying to be a gentleman for the first time in my life. Right? Finally, we get back to the house. So my team is at the house. So my team is kind of walking around. So they're like, let's go in the room. Like, I don't want to go in the room because going in the room is personal. You know, plus you got to leave your phone out here and, you know, other issues. But so we go in the room. As soon as we get in the room, they go, yo, I'm going to Thailand for my birthday. There's this hotel I really want to stay at. You know, it's like $780 and blah, blah, blah. I'm thinking we just started hanging out like the other day. So yeah, I do believe in tricking, but if you like, you just trying to get with me to get some money. Like you got me fucked up. Yeah. You got to know the difference though. That's most relationships though. Yeah. Yeah, it's a trick done, right? Lululala. Of course. Yeah. I was a person again. Y'all get tricked on, right? Yeah. Hey, look at them. Of course, they're great. You guys look great. Thank you. You would be a fool not to get tricked on. I'm good. Actually, like I've never taken it. I know that sounds like. Oh my God. But I've been offered trips to like Europe, like through baseball players and football players. And I'm just like, nah. Because something is expected. And I'm not going to, I'm not that type of person. I'm not going to go on a trip with a baseball player that I just met, which is, we're cool, but it's still that, there's that awkwardness. I'm going to put myself in this situation. We need to hang out. Y'all got it fucked up. I think that, and I'm not saying that y'all are wrong. I'm just saying that when you're dealing with somebody like a baseball player, he's a multimillionaire, right? Yeah. That's just the way he moves. That's just like saying, let's go to the movies. Right. So saying like, let's go to the Caribbean or wherever. Let's go to Europe. Yeah, but sometimes they're involved in so much drama with other women. I don't want to be involved in that. I don't need drama. Don't go if you ain't trying to give nothing up. Don't go with that baseball. That's why. Like there's been lots of offers. And I'm tempted, but I'm like nah. I'm not going to do that. You got to tell them. I'm like, look, you know, if I go with you, don't expect me to have sex with you. I hope that's not why you're asking me to go. That happened. I said that to one of them. And it was like unfollow, blah, blah. It wasn't. Yeah. So I'm like, see? See, every man wants to believe there's a chance they can get it. So you got to finesse in a way where he believes he's going to get it. But you ain't saying he's going to get it. But his mind, let him believe he's going to get it. My friend right here, Sarah, I'm going to throw under the bus. She got out of a seven-year relationship or something like that. And I said, you have to have a whole phase. Like you have to be a whole for one year. You got to just walk in the club with me and walk up to somebody and say, I want to fuck you tonight. Did you do that? No. She's approved. Like I'm like, what? I guess I'm approved too. Because I'm in that same boat. I'm in that same boat. Let me tell you something. Y'all can finesse so major right now. Like I'm going to teach y'all how to finesse. Please, please. By the way, it don't take much for a guy to think he can have sex with a girl. High works. You know what I mean? Why? Why do you guys think like that? I don't think like that. She said, I don't know. Boom. I'm sleeping with her tonight. Yes. Every guy thinks like that. Don't even say tucks back in the DMs. Don't say thank you. Nothing. If I put nice or hard eyes or whatever, if you say thank you, oh, she want to give me some. Why do you think like that? I don't understand. What? Wax you, John. Well, not now because you're in a relationship. So you don't do that anymore, right? I don't ever do that now. Bullshit. Right. Black man, don't cheat. I forgot where I'm at. Black man, don't cheat. Some women show me some of Wax's DMs. Wax's got some corny-ass DMs he be sending, yo. What did he say? He's the, he's the... It's probably the exact same thing. I don't know how to talk to a girl. I don't know how to talk to a girl. You can't tell nobody you in town. He's that guy. What? But that's... Probation officer vibes. But that's not like... In places, he not even that. What's going on? You know what I'm saying? He not even there. But that's not just like that. Tell me something real. Like tell me something funnier than that. Nothing? Listen, if you not in Canada, but you sending a girl in can... Sending her a message talking about, you can't tell nobody you in town. You don't even live there. So I have a question. All right. So let's say a girl answers back your DM, right? What is it that she has to say that, oh, this one's going to fall. I know I got her in the bag already. Like, are there key things like, oh, she replied to this. That's my in. What is it? That makes you guys think that, okay, I got her. Or she's going to... Anything back to anything at all. I think she won't give me some. That is crazy. Call yourself to her. DM's is just another thing like Tinder. It's just like... No, it's not. It kind of is though. Instagram is kind of like a Tinder. One of those... Sits. Yes. No, we're in 2020. That's the way people communicate. Oh, okay. I have a question. Do you think that if you give your Instagram, it's like giving out your number? No. It's the safer way of... Absolutely. It is. Yeah. It's different for Charlamagne. You know Charlamagne's Instagram, but if you're not Charlamagne, and you be like, yo, I can't give you my number, but hit me up on Instagram. You just did the same thing. Exactly. 1,000%. Give your email then. Give your email to me like, hi, danger. Hit my manager. Well, that's the context of I can't give you my number. Let you know that maybe this person isn't interested. He's kind of just throwing you to Graham just to give it to you. No way. I don't think so. I got a man, but I'll smash you. I'm not a man, but I'll smash you. I got a man, but I'll smash you. That's what girl's telling you. I can give you my Instagram. I got a man, but I'll smash you. But if I give you my number, it's like I want to be in relationship with you. Listen, I don't speak singles. Well, I just came out of singles, so I still know it a little bit. You just came out of singles? Just came out of singles. Wax and love. Matter of fact, you don't get wax. Wax loves Dominican women. Really? Yes. I told him that when I did my show, I said, bro, you was me back in the day. Right, but I was confused with what that means. He's like, how far back? You don't even read my book because there's been different phases. And when people say you remind me, I'm like, you suck dick too? What's happening? None of what's happening.