 Jeff made himself a uniform of a blues and calming and tranquil Grew his hair out like John Luke Picard, so he wouldn't remind us a dr. Evil His little rocket where this little cap catapulted him into the sky The whole thing took 11 minutes a Five billion dollar carnival ride. It took the energy Of a thousand homes and thousands of poor employees Mount Zagabbage Islands of trash and the complete annihilation of ecology. Oh, but for one bright moment Bays a shirt as his vision for the future of our children using technology Amazon warehouses churn and outlandfall in the sky utopia. Just ignore the torture of poverty. Just ignore The forest burnt black. Just ignore the death of the ocean Just ignore the lacking in sex and the silence of birds. Just ignore the red tighter pollution See Bezos Reckons all of us plebs. She'll live in the sky and slip out a trillion babies The trillion babies would mean a thousand Einstein's forgetting that Einstein was created by privilege and time Time to relax to dream up something new. He wasn't slaving in a warehouse you fucking noob Jeff wants to keep the planet for himself. He will designate it like residential Because he loves earth. He wants all of us off it so he can live the life of a king presidential At the press conference in his little blue suit his head gleaming with the emissions of ecstasy In around moment of humility he acknowledged that his pursuit was a gift from all of his employees I want to thank you for living hand-to-mouth. He said as you rocked yourself to sleep at night Your body aching from running up and down the aisles your kidneys painful from holding in your peace so tight I want to thank you for looking your child in the eye and saying there's no money for the school field trip as They're a little shit wobbled from trying not to cry Thanks for not finding me embedding out of me the shit And I want to thank all of you Aspirationales who make it their job to yell at my employees and shame them for doing a job that needs doing Your check is in the mail. Ah, just kidding Jeff stood up his erection obvious now to all of those sitting in the front row I am the greatest middleman pounding his chest with admiration that the world has ever known I've never done a day of hard labor Just creamed the fat off of others and if I'm being honest all I do is lay around and ponder how to Parasite more energy from the wackers My job is great You should do it too Just insert yourself in everything like a prick And then you to conjure yourself off in a rocket that looks like your dick And that's the story of rocket man the king of the world currently He took all of the money and all of the power, but none of the responsibility For the many and varied challenges we face as We stare down the extinction at the human race He doesn't care. He's only thinking of what color that it will wear on his next space lap expedition