 Elden Ring. It's a game you've probably already heard of, but in case you haven't it's from the souls genre of games Which basically means it's a lot of fun, but also really hard. To be honest I wasn't sure if I was actually going to play Elden Ring because I played a lot of the From Software games And I just am really bad at them But then I saw early gameplay of Elden Ring and sure it looked like hell But I also saw something beyond that hell. Maybe it was hope. Maybe it's yet another hell But I knew I would never know unless like you see what I'm doing here I'm doing an erin quote from Attack on Titan because uh because I made my character erin But once my character was made I immediately went live on Twitch so the chat could continue to watch me move forward and die a lot What could I say the game is really hard? Believe a like if you want more videos on it Shit feel like this isn't gonna be the best experience, dude. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, who the fuck? Oh, that's a ghost Bro, can I please get familiar with the techniques nice Nice, okay, how do I how would one parry? Okay, I found the parry button petty petty. All right I'm I'm pretty much gaming up a storm. Oh hidden messages Secret ahead no hidden path ahead therefore praise the message begging for likes dude. What the fuck no bridge ahead Bro, there's a bridge right here. Be wary of strong foe. Good luck ahead Bro, this shit finna be easy likely death. Nope. No good luck ahead. Fuck you guys, dude. Here we go, baby Wait, how do I sprint? All right, I'm locked on I will parry this motherfucker frame one Oh get parried bitch. I can't run. Oh, what the hell dude? Why? Okay, I died That a fucking horse. I'm gonna parry the fuck out of this skeleton. I'm literally mid parry Fucking a dude He faked me out. He's it. He's gaming. All right. Let's get this bloody door open. All right chat Welcome To Elden Ring Oh shout out to Grace Maiden oh Oh, you are fated it seems to die in obscurity I'm gonna go sneak up on these birds. Hey, oh No, oh Shit All right, I'm gonna beat this boss cuz Deon beat this boss in his video. Everybody get ready I'm spending the rest of the stream on this boss because you told me to Oh shit, I forgot to lock on Oh fucking horse charge, he's good at the game. All right, I know his patterns now I gotta get in close don't stand to the side of the horse stand in the back get his rear back roll keep up with him Stay on his ass stay on his ass boys He's jumping. Oh, I dodged it. Oh Shit All right death, bro. I was close to winning. All right. He's gonna he's gonna charge at us We're gonna back roll here frame perfect I hit the frame perfect rollback You already know the deal. You know the vibes chat, you know the vibes and Fucking and the devastating fucking side horse, bro. You're gonna get a nice fucking classic iconic side bash. All right Stay on the horse's ass dude. That's all we need to do What that was cheap? Hey, where's your fucking iconic? There it is there. There's the iconic fucking This horse is the boss Back roll back roll back roll My he's a bitch fucking There we go, that's what ha oh He's trying to horseback He fucking Tom and Jerry He wack of old my ship, bro, you know what I'm gonna say it chat. This gonna be the one Beautiful back dash. Oh my god. My back dash game is fucking impeccable right now Oh, alright, so back dash is the wave. We know it now the opening I feel like our opening gambit is fucking a solved math equation right now for years Professors will be teaching people how to do this boss like this. You want to jump heavy late, maybe even a second like back dash What even hit me was just dragging his shit back up alright come with me dude come with me up the mountain up the mountain Up the mountain. Come on. Don't be upset. Oh, he's gonna fucking glue these big it. I'm alive I'm alive run Get the house Aaron no, no, no, no, no, I'm not done with you bitch. Where you at? No horse job. Oh Greed, you know what? I don't want to fight this guy with my ass pressed up against a fucking bowler. I'm locked off Oh, there he is No, I bad bad bad bad bad bad bad rolling. I'm bad rolling. Oh greed greed plus bad roll I Got his ass Yo, that fucking horse just drifted Whoa, the shield mix. I thought he was clashing with the ground Shield mix. I ain't gonna lie. This horse got hands. Anyway, what the fuck is that a roly-poly hog the rarest animal in the game What the fuck was that? Holy shit that fucking thing was rolling out, dude He was he was out of that shit when I'm this low on health I can't help but fucking reach the pinnacle of gaming. I do my best gaming when I should be fucking horse bashed I'm sorry, but I can't fucking see there appears to be a tree in my fucking way horse bash The fucking seven foot giant clad in golden armor is not the boss fight The boss fight is this fucking carrot eating horse. The horse is the whole boss. This guy is literally getting carried I'd like to see this motherfucker get off the horse and try me. I got greedy. What oven fucking sue me about it Dude, I got greedy one time. Whoa get out of the sippy cup animation. Wait, you're still fighting him Yeah, I like to take my time doing a pretty in-depth guide for beginners So I want to show beginners everything that could possibly go wrong before I show them how to do it, right? Big damage now. We're talking about a run. Oh, and he went directly into the fucking pitch move. Oh my god Oh brother this guy did And then mahi what a comeback from him though. Yes. Yes What? Oh? I didn't get mixed oh Oh That was the run oh, and then I got fucking sliced by a move I did not see about a slice, but yeah walk away bitch. You lucky. I turned a hash. I would have fucked him up, dude Good run Good run, but not the run unfortunately. Yeah, I got your fucking number now bitch. You know Here we go. Oh How come his horse can drift but it takes me like 17 frames to go from turning around or rolling Fucking motherfucker oh What that did so much he unbodied this guy hold on now Do you on took his time to and I'm a body him to so just give me some time boy Please we dance I can't see on account of the I'm fucking stuck in your giant ass Hey horse, I do like that he walks over to at least pay his respects at least I can fucking respect that about him. Oh Oh fucking bitch stand up All right, oh my life oh My fucking sternum lock on heavy hit get to back of horse easy as fucking game in the world I don't know why I'm not doing it. Ah, I okay at least at least if you jump it's on it. Okay. No, oh Fucking using the environment to my aid. I'm he's fucking slamming me into the ground like it's WrestleMania 46 No, my sippy bottle Okay, he didn't kill me one hit anyway. No Okay, I'll stop twitch acting we can move past this boss guys. All right twitch acting is officially over Thank you guys though. I'm glad you enjoyed the first part of the Elden Ring stream It was a lot of fun. Well, let's go ahead and move past this boss. Oh Fucking I Mother fuck I believe dude, I fucking believe to holy shit. Oh My fucking sternum give me a stagger here and I'll never ask for anything And it's yes Yes, oh Give it to me, baby fucking give me that ass Give me the cheeks. No, oh my I'm alive. I'm alive chill bash Roll it in fucking die Is he dead touch grace? Oh Santa. Oh, I hope I'm on the nice list. Oh shit. This guy got his own horse Can I take it? Oh? Sorry, well truly the world is my fucking oyster chat. I can go wherever I want do whatever I want. I kill this guy Yeah, you're you're no fucking horse boss guy. Hey, you can't been over here. Shut the fuck I'll be damned. This might be the fucking most useless map I've ever seen first off up Be wary of giant. Oh, oh who shot me who the fuck just shot? Oh The fuck my hyping myself up my arm. They got my arm. Yeah, that boy got like Gabby with this shit, bro Jesus Christ. Oh, I'm I'm resting. Oh Shit, it's Armin. I'm a dinless. No, I can play the role of Maiden Except I bequeath to you this ring. I found the Elden Ring All right, well, I'm gonna pass time until morning. So night night. Yeah. All right, let's go. They're way to sprint with that Whoa, I'm fast as fuck Damn these dogs me ah air dogs air buddies I'm gonna die cuz I'm trying to parry this stupid bit. No wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, that's not happening dude. I am bad with the shield in this game. Dude. Holy shit. What the fuck is this? Oh, hey, come back adding skills, oh Oh Shades I found out what's throwing explosive bullets at me. Oh Shit, oh shit. Oh shit fellas fellas. Can't we talk about this? Oh grace base base base base base base base base Yeah, base base. I said base Oh fuck and that was a fucking HD fucking sound effect. What the fuck and this guy got hops. Oh Oh Not oh brother not another boss that jumps please Actually, I didn't get to I didn't get to touch the grace. So I'm gonna go back. Oh All right little throwing knives. Hey, I mean, yeah, who amongst us doesn't use throwing knives, you know, okay? Now I'm ready for your bitch ass Antioch my stuff. Oh Oh brother. All right get on main roads now I ain't gonna lie you fucked your own friend up there Time to touch some grace God bless. Oh Oh Had your measure from the very start the horse was a good judge at the course died by the way I'll go too. Who the fuck is this? I get to hold hands. No way. No fucking way Wait, where did I go? What the fuck? I am fear up Perhaps you might share with me some of your life leave it doing so will grant me the warmth of a champion I don't want to hug you. I Don't know that sounds bad. No dude. I feel like no hug increases poison reduces max HP Yeah, she said she was gonna hold on to some of my life force dude with the fuck no deal All right, bitch round two after a 40 minute break do your little glow sword technique Oh my god, bro brother could this guy attack any slower All right, just take out my fucking legs Not the toughest boss fight. I think I can handle this little bitch Let me get your attack patterns down bitch, then it's really game over for you Wow, he turns around on a dime Damn it's here. He's good at the game. He read me like a book. He's good Time that fucking poorly. Oh Oh Fuck I feel like this guy is not I mean I need to see phase two obviously but phase one. I don't think this is unbeatable right now at all Come on roll man. There was a roll there roll input got eaten I'm not dead yet, right? No I'm still alive Fucking quick attack. I got this shield is just totally for fucking aesthetics at this point I carry a shield on my back purely because somebody told me they look cool. I'm pressuring him. I'm pressuring him What's the matter Margaret? What's the matter Margaret? You scared? All right, you're doing pretty good now Margaret. Good shit. I wonder how long it's gonna take right now I'm feeling more confident than the horse boss But I will say it's more RNG on whether or not he fucking stabs me 17 times Damn it. He's gonna start running in three two one one one one please and Light sword hmm. I need to clear my mind chat. Let me look hold on. Let me clear my mind and embrace the Elden Ring Let's go horse him to jump back up He's gonna want to jump now as soon as you see those dodge right dodge left as soon as you see those feet start running That's that's when we go in there. They are you want to run in get ready get your stance Deliver another jump shot dodge it jump shot now if you're playing this game You don't want to miss those jump swings like me. I'm doing that as an example of what not to do No Really hoping for a stagger there really hoping for a stagger spent four hours on two bosses How do you feel? Well, there was some gameplay in the middle of that? Dodge right dodge No blocking did not work Left right go ahead jump here. He comes he's gonna jump jump Under over one of these and one of these and one of these and one of those and one of these and One of those let's go and shut the fuck up when you're talking to me sit the fuck down. I Can't I can't get off of this. I can't get this motherfucker off of me, dude I don't know the strides for when he starts fucking swinging like it's crazy time, dude Roll twice and jump bet see that's what I like to see from the chat roll twice jump I can fucking roll twice jump. Whoa. He makes me rerun a bitch. Oh Hammers out. All right. Now we get to practice defense at least all right roll twice jumps one two I didn't wow All right, that was not the onslaught move Hey run at me, bro, what are you doing wasting my time run run run run run run run run run run run either run move You the run move AI. Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm talking about, baby That's what I like to see. Was that so hard? Oh My sippy cup Oh my god, no Well, that was a fucking bad. Well, that was a fucking terrible rule Oh, it looked like my fucking ghost started it looked like my ghost got up and started running at his ass Why don't you progress through other parts first and get stronger cuz this boss is a bitch and I'm gonna beat him first If I don't get him, I'll go get stronger, but I'm gonna get him So it's not even a process. I don't worry about it. This boss is gonna die like no problem. Oh, well, not if I'm gonna roll Mama Mia that's a lot of flask I used that was quite clutch Damn, I knew that Yeah, look at Aaron I make a one while I was watching ads Wait, how much I need 30 strength for my halberd mother fuck dude