 What should the intro be? Let's not even have an intro. I'm just totally throwing everybody. No, they get mad when I do that. No, that's true. They get mad when we don't do juicy content, and we don't do Instagram and Twitter. And then some people just hate it all. You know, it's true. Some people just hate it all. And then just one day, just to see what happens. It'll be so mean. Just don't drop any videos. With no explanation. They will be buried. I would never do that to you. I feel so bad. Rick's the idiot. I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. And you follow me on Instagram and Twitter. And I think we're both patrons and followers of Twitter. Yeah. And today, we are reacting to a stand-up comedy. So cool. It's by Ace. Oh, good. I was going to ask if it was anybody we knew. We didn't know. And this one is called Indians Are Racist-ish. So... They're right. There's a... I haven't seen it, but it reminds me of the... Do you remember the musical? What's the one with the puppets? Avenue Cube. They have a song called Avenue... Oh, yes, yes, yes. 100%. Right? Everyone's got a little bit racist. Everyone's a little bit racist. It's a hilarious song. Very funny. But I don't know if that's going to be funny. So I don't know. Is this going to be one of those where we're going to really laugh and funny? Or is this going to be one of those where you laugh really hard and I'm embarrassed and ashamed? I don't know. If you're lost, it's hilarious. Let's see. This is his stand-up. It's not mine. No, I know. We just... It's one or the other. Here we go. Again. That's a great... A broad understanding. That's a great title. People, we spend our lives claiming that we're victims of racism, don't we? But yet, all Indians back home... Fuckin' racism. It's this strange, dichotomous, failed racism... It happens everywhere. ...into our feudalism and servitude in our country. Like a beautiful American girl. Blonde hair, blue eyes, comes down to Delhi and is walking down the road because she's insane. Two minutes, there will be two fat, balding, ponching Indian men across the road looking at her like, Madam! Hello, Madam. Look at that racism. While they are creeping her the fuck out, they are still calling her Madam. Great point. There is respect there. Great point of respect. Respectful character. And look, like most Eastern cultures, our version of racism is what we adapted from what was taught to us. British. What has to happen in history, ladies and gentlemen? It's just the first international one, alright? Great delivery. Britain ruled America, they ruled Africa, they ruled the Orient. I feel like Britain must look at America the way Venus looks at Serena. Like, bitch, I trained you. You're about racism, ladies and gentlemen, and I guarantee you at some point, you're going to get uncomfortable, but hang in there with me, there's a good ending. Alright, I trust you. So I was surfing in the south of India. A couple of different nationalities. There's me, couple of Brits, couple of Aussies. Black guy named Marcus. As Marcus is holding his surfboard, walking down to the beach, he is stopped by a Tamil villager who says, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! You! You black! Blacky! Oh! Hang on. This man then goes to his house, wakes up two sleeping children from their afternoon nap as they rub their eyes and says, See, see, see, see! He black! Blacky! Now, I submit to you that that is not racism. We need to find out more information. Find out more information. Number one, there is no malice in that man's heart. There is fascination. There is curiosity. And number two, this happened in Tamil Nadu, where the villager and his whole fucking family are ten times darker than them. It's around Marcus and they're playing with him and he's playing bad and they're looking at his hand. They're looking at their own hand. And they touch his hair and they touch their own hair. That is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. It is the most honest, simple, non-judgmental, naive way of acknowledging our differences. Acknowledging them because we are different. Aren't we ladies and gentlemen? My hair is different. My skin is different. My color is different. My values are different. And it's okay to talk about that. If we just talk about the fact that we are different and acknowledge why we are different, instead of pretending that nobody is different and still secretly thinking we are different, we might finally all be on the same page and be less different. Well said. He took that man out of Tamil Nadu and dropped him right here in the middle of New York City. He'd walk around in Harlem just going, you black, black, you black, black, you black, black. Black-a-day, black-a-day, black, black. And I had to head to the hospital. So I thought, black, it's okay. He wouldn't understand what he has done wrong because for him political correctness is not a concept that he understands. That's right. If you wish it in your head, see it once. Learn, educate yourself. Find out why it's wrong. Never say it again. Do you agree with me? Yes or no? Good. So let's start tonight. So white people. Let's submit to you this. All Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis and Sri Lankans, we all look the fucking same. Please confuse us all you like. We are essentially the same people. It's okay. The only difference between me and Pakistani person is increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy. I think it's on Netflix. Too bad it was so short. Oh man. I love him. We've seen him in one film now. I know there's others that we need to see him in. But he's a hilarious actor. But the dude is so funny. But also it's almost like you're watching a TED talk as well. Right. Which is what makes it so brilliant. Like insightful comedy. Yes. Which is, you know, there's all, tons of brilliant forms of comedy. But that one is particularly unique. And you don't see a lot. You don't. It's some of my favorite comics do that. Robin did that. Yeah. Adam Sandler does that. If you sit through enough Adam Sandler and you get toward the end of his stand up and you get past all of his hysterically funny vulgar, I mean as vulgar his comedy gets, he gets some really deeply poignant, just transparent and honest. That was really beautiful. And what he said is absolutely true. I knew where he was going to go with that when the guy said, you know, blacky and wanted them to come out. I don't know if you know this story. When we went to Papua New Guinea, we went to Papua New Guinea and we spent time, we spent four days visiting the Hula tribe, which was an extremely remote tribe from Port Moresby, the main city. It's about a two hour drive into the jungle. And we were at Hula, but we were going to go to the Kalo tribe, which was about a mile from Hula. And the Kalo tribe hadn't had a white person there in a hundred years. The last white person to go to the Kalo tribe was a missionary that they killed an ape. And yeah. And the tribe had believed that the reason God never sent another white person to them was because God was angry and unforgiving that they did that to somebody. And they had this sense of deep, deep shame. Understandable. You shouldn't eat people. You shouldn't eat people. But we went there specifically and my beautiful friend, Pastor Moggy, who he just recently passed away, whose heart was for the people in Hula and for Kalo, he had prepped them in Kalo and said months before we got there that we were coming. And they couldn't believe white people were coming to visit them. And so he was preparing us and saying, you know, when you're going to be received, you're going to be the first white people, these people have ever seen in their life. And they've heard about God hates them because no white people come. But they come to Hula a mile away. So we went in and I will never forget it. All the little kids were being gathered by what is their school. And the teacher's talking to them preparing for us to come. We're arriving. And remember I started walking up from behind the kids and right as I got up, I hear one of the little kids say, the white man. And I walk up and they're just looking at me. And I go, shh, I'm going to be respectful to their teacher. And one little kid, as I'm looking at the teacher and giving respect to the teacher, I see two through three little kids. They're like eight, nine, 10 years old. One of them is reaching up just to see if they can touch me. And they go, and right as they go to, I just happen to glance down and all three of them go, oh. And the whole time we were there, it was just this. Because they had never seen a white person. Wow. And that is clearly the same kind of a thing behind what he was saying in regards to when that kind of thing happens, we are way too sensitive and politically correct. Well, and of course it's different in India. Yeah. Like he said. Yeah. India has a very different relationship with racism than America has. Correct. Especially with black people. So obviously when we are more sensitive towards that, that's the reason. It's because we have to be. Because we have a terrible history in America. You say racism and everybody thinks, oh, it's the black and white issue. Yeah. That's all that comes to everybody's mind. One of the biggest, of course, issues. And obviously you should be respectful, but what he said was amazing. Because a lot of people, like, especially in the South who are from, they like to say that they're colored behind. They treat everybody the same. That's not really what you need to do. All right. That's one, you're lying. You're lying. Everyone is different. Right. And the differences are beautiful. Beautiful, exactly. And that's in your lab to see them. So if you make a mistake, learn from it. Don't do it again. Don't complain that, oh, I can't do this. Learn from it. Yeah. Change it. Yep. And then, you know, everybody can. Yeah, this is better for it. This is beautiful. That's why I love Vir Das so much. His stand-up is one, just some top notch up there with the best stand-up people. Great comedy. Great comedy. So insightful. Like, his beach talk. His speech. Yeah. That's exactly what I was just thinking of. I love the bee students. Yeah. He's one of the best speeches I've ever heard. He's just, it's such a brilliant, I would love to sit down and talk to them. Yeah, he's a world changer. He's a guy who recognizes that his gift for comedy is something that can entertain and enlighten at the same time. And he knows how to do both. Yeah. He's a really great, great, great, I'd love to meet and get to know the guy. Yeah. Comedians are also some of the funnest people to sit down because they're hilarious, but they're also usually some of the most insightful. Insightful and intelligent. Incredibly intelligent. They see the world differently. Yes. And so they're just some of the. They think outside the box. They're also usually depressed. Right. Which is sad. Yeah. But I think it's just, because it comes with the territory of being that, thinking that certain way. And wanting to make other people feel better because you don't feel good. Yeah. It happens to a lot of, I don't know, effects of your dots. Yeah. We're not saying that. But yeah. Let us know what are the Vir Das or what are the comedians. We have reacted to some Kenny Sebastian. Yeah. It's gotten blocked. Hopefully it will be unblocked. We will see. But let us know other stand-ups because we love stand-up and. Especially the Vir Das. We want to see him live.