 people. Well, there's not a that many, that many people who are dumb in that specific way. I think it's just like tradition at this point. It's just one of those quirky traditions that we do that makes stuff slightly less convenient. No, that it's being done. I mean, like if you're from out of country, and you're visiting, and you go that no, that's one of those quirky cool little things you come into a different country, and you're like, I noticed in the elevator, there's not a there's not a 13th floor. What's up with that? And like, Oh, well, you know, 13 over here is just gonna they give you the whole feel on it. And you know, so we don't have a 13th floor. We just skip that number go right to 14. I do like I do like the mental image that the from the 14th floor, especially like a gap. Yeah, it's just you open up on the 30th floor and it's just a black smoke. And you're just like, Okay, let's go. Why did you build this? Stop it. Whatever you build up to 13. It's like, you know, is trying to enter the universe and you know, I gotta stop my last comment please. It's for some fan art. Wait, what did you say? Hang on. Metal just so I'm not a liar on the internet. Can you say my drill is the drill that tisms your flisms. The context will be will become after. Okay, I'm excited. I said it will become after my drill. That's what that's what Odin Rose was. Joining the game or not. I don't have that game. Well, who's fault was that? Well, it's your fault for not gifting it to me. You have any more smart questions? Oh, oh, Mary Crumbo. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't Bernie's communist America rags. Maybe your own game. Maybe his name is Bondo. I don't want, I don't want that game. Maybe his name is Bondo. Mary Crumbo tisms everyone. Thank you. Thanks a wrap. Thank you. My favorite part about that is I have no idea who you're referencing. It could be me, Bernie or rags. Rags. How would you feel if everyone started to refer to you as Bondo? Bondo? I don't, I don't, I really like the name rags. I'm so used to it. That's how it works. If someone says it in my general vicinity, they're, well, if someone ever says rags in my general vicinity, they're, they're referring to like small towels and stuff. They're not referring to me because that's the real fucking world. But I still turn my head anyway because this that's my life. Just like people around you like, oh man, this guy really likes small towels. Mood law. Fucking ready. All the two options and an ad before I could watch the stream today is truly Christmas. Hey, maybe you should, maybe you should click ready. Shut your mouth. You shouldn't say that. That's rude. Wait, which math? That's the one. Oh, wait, let's get metal band. Hey, incel, incel, incel. You can't say incel, you virgin. You're not allowed to say that to me. Moodle, can you ask everyone to say come yum for Crembo? Come yum for Crembo. Come and yum for Crembo. Come yum for Crembo. Hey, EFAP chat. Also, I'm live now, by the way. Do you get excited about a triple dose of EFAP to Mazroz? Yeah, you are. A triple. Wow. Yeah. A triple dose of cheese. Three injections into the heart. Yeah, right in the. Anyone has not got Christmas plans, which is very reasonable this year. Shut the fuck up rags. I'm talking to you. I think you were. Well, that's because you're ignorant. Ignoring. Ignoring. What? Ignoring. Ignoring. Ignoring. I mean, that's gotta be where the word came from, right? Like ignore. Oh, I thought it was a canon. Or at least they're probably like related in the in the history of words. You sound like guns to me. That sounds like a good thing to shut up, Jay. Stranger coincidences have happened. Stranger things. That's his TV show, idiot. Actually, a web show. Did you ever watch that, Jay? Did you? Did you? I watched season one and two and then I stopped. How far can I? Oh my god, I can't go. Yeah. Because um I watched season one. I liked so much. I showed, smile it. He really liked it. Footierd separately watched it and there was a fourth guy. Was it you, Mel? Uh what? Sorry? Did we watch Stranger two? Stranger two season one? Stranger, fuck. Stranger things. Season one and two. Did we watch that? I haven't seen any of that. No, that wasn't me. Okay. Well, there was another dude, I guess. Um and uh season two came out. We were all super excited and we had made it so that we could theoretically watch all of it in one day because we were just like, yeah, that's gonna be great. Uh smile a laugh after episode four. We was done and I we all stuck it out and we concluded that season was fucking garbage and everyone was praising it and we were like, okay, that's fine. Um it was it was once there was they revealed that underground network of weird alien bullshit. Uh I think that was it. Could have been episode five. I don't fucking know but he uh we had a bit of like a huge discussion about how nothing makes any fucking sense in this season and then he was like, yeah, I don't want to see any more of it. Oh I have some fan art that has been posted. I need to check that out there in a second. He left similarly to rags in episode seven of Mando but rags had to come back. Yeah, I did have to leave. I told everyone beforehand. I have been bamboozled by this map. You should probably have read the ground or it should stop right in front of it. I'm not in the fire hole too. Shut up. Oh, right. That's a bad place. Yes. Me me after some Mexican food. Am I right? No, I was very nice. Oh, is your asshole on fire? Not anymore. Cool. That was not cool. It was quite the opposite. But it's cool now. Yeah, it's cool now. Yeah. I guess we're doing rags as a masochist because he had a chance to not watch Mando and he didn't fuck this hole. Metal trunk. Metal, honey. Well, you want to fuck Metal's hole? No. Yes. I like how I'm returning to watch that end of the episode made for like the longest coverage and then we had two hours of coverage again for episode eight anyways. Just like, oh. Are you kidding me? No. Idiot. My favorite part about this game is how the even though it's like full screen, it doesn't lock your mouse into it. So you can your mouse will just like hit the taskbar at the bottom randomly and tab you out of the game when you're trying to take your shot. I like that a lot. No, you don't. You're right. You picked up on the subtle nuances of my speech. Are you Bly Manor? Oh, that shot. Yeah. Well, I don't recall Bly Manor having knee rockets in it. So if Bly Manor is so good, why isn't it getting a fourth season, huh? Mando's getting a fourth season. Mando's getting all of this. Mando's spewed off a fucking like five spin offs. How good is Bly? No spin offs. How many spin offs does Bly have? Even the creator knows Bly was shit. He's gonna make movies instead. Yeah. So like, okay, so Bly has like two black people and no spin offs and Mando has two spin offs and no black people. There's two black people. They're not on the screen for very long. They're right Rex, right? That's true and they're not characters, but neither are the whites. I should correct. Bly has like five minorities and no spin offs, whereas Mando has five spin offs and no minorities. It would have been okay if you'd said that the first time, but now you killed your joke. Yeah, yeah. Oh wait, that was a joke. Yeah. Shut up, Rex. Oh. So Odin drew a Gurren Lagann version robot with me or as me. That's pretty cool. That's some good fucking red. Gurren Lagann. I told you about Bly Manor, it was boring and not scary. That's true. I'm finished, Jay. Were you bored and scared? The answer is yes. Was I bored and scared? I checked the recording and there was this little detail where if you listen closely, you whisper, I am bored and scared during many of the episodes. So that should be bored and not scared. Jack, can you try hitting the hole? No, you were so bored you got scared. It was existential for you. You basically got so fucking bored that you didn't even know it was possible and so you're getting scared. I'm going to remember you said that, Mel. I think it was Mutlo. It's, yeah, I know, but I'm humorously getting it wrong for a joke. Where humor is dry and ugly. Yeah. What was the thing we were in a call and Fringy took seriously from you? So he was talking about how mixed-race people generally get treated in certain circles. And I was like, well, that can't be true because I've never experienced it. I'm Welsh and English. He was like, well, no, the fucking word. He was like, but you're not mixed-race, so why would you have experienced it? I was doing a little bit of sarcasm. Was it like you were talking about, we'll fight in the war, whatever, and then you said, well, which side are we talking about? He said, yeah, I would have volunteered to fight in World War II. I was going, which side? Yeah, he was like, wait, what? Poor frangled. He's a good lad, but sometimes I mean, he could be a bit of a bit of a Nazi. So you made him more self-conscious. I just had to make sure which side he would fight for. You made him more self-conscious because he thought he always gets subtle humor or witty humor or dry humor. And you made him upset, so good job. Oh, that was my goal. I was just trying to upset Fringy. This guy fucking hate this game. This was when you were paying attention to it. I thought that like, by just like vaguely playing it in the background as I chat shit, it would be less infuriating, but it's worse. I mean, look at the scoreboard. I can understand why you're saying that. Shut up. Chudup, you can sleut. More sabotage. I got the last hole in the fewest strokes. I am not sabotaging. I haven't taken the fewest strokes so far. I don't know how this game works. Hey, if I have a current hole, I don't need strokes. Hey, very nice. Wait a minute. If I'm freezes the game, if I if I'm in it, but it doesn't freeze it. If I'm out of it. You kidding me? I don't think my oh my god. The fuck? Like five. Let us balls. Wait, 17 kilos. Wait, let's do that. I don't know. Come. What is that in pounds? Because I don't know if that's impressive or depressive. Oh, it's quite heavy. Heavy come. Yeah. Heavier than balls normally. I am 60 kilos. So you weigh like seven balls. Three. That sounds like a weak ball to me. You say 17 kilos for balls. You weigh 16. He weighs 17. So that's a little bit over three, right? Yeah. You're like three and a half balls. Yeah, three and a half balls. You're three and a half ball. Yo chat. I didn't realize that was happening, but it should be a fix now. I'll keep an eye on you folks in there to make sure and I'll start. I'll start checking out them. Them super chatty seven and two. Don't worry. It's just, you know, this won't be a very long stream. We're just chilling out on the eve of Crombonius. As you do. Wait, Mamlo completely muted himself. What do you mean? I think, well, on my. The fuck are you talking about? But why are you lying to people? I saw it on your stroom. Mootlo. It's mom. No way. That's you. Damn it. Yeah. I did a boo boo. It's like you wasn't streaming the game. This holds well, not necessarily the entire time, but for 10 minutes, people couldn't even see it. I feel so bad now. Oh, I just realized that wouldn't have been a problem. Hey, Metal, you hype for Wonder Woman 84. It's going to be just awful. It's going to be fantastic. I'm sure we watched the first one. And we did. If you haven't heard us hot take it already, we think it's absolute garbage. It's pretty. It's like in the air now. Why would you be surprised? We hate everything. Exactly. Oh, yeah, that's right. Fools. Speaking of which. What? Which tomorrow you're going to get our coverage of Mando. Season two episode eight. I wanted to highlight someone at discord before seven. The episode seven had premiered. Said like they were looking forward to our coverage of seven and eight because seven and eight are easily the best episodes of the season. They're curious how we're going to try and break them down. Oh, like all the other ones. Seven like is really bad. Like, yeah, I enjoyed it. Sure. But oh, yeah, it's definitely our favorite. But but holy fucking horrible. Y'all need to get a grip. You say that in episode eight. It was so funny because there's nothing in episode seven that fucking functions the from the get go. Like the the idea, right? You have nothing. And then you go, OK, we need Bill. But you're like, OK, you need to slow down already. We're in a lot of trouble. Like you've already fucked everything up. And then like the how of them getting him. And then what they choose to do is their plan and the information that they choose to acknowledge in relation to the plan. Then the way that they engage this plan and then halfway through how it goes. Like there's just no step to that episode that doesn't involve massive amounts of fucking garbage. Kind of amazing. And Mel loved it at first. We have to like chill out. Yeah, that's a whit me and everything was kind of brutal. He forgot the rule, which is don't disagree with me. Yeah. And don't like things, obviously. I broke two rules in one night. There was was a rough night. You just wanted to get punished. A lot of people think that a lot of people think that like metals or all those reactions are genuine. It's like he has to record them once we've recorded it. He does it afterward. Yeah, I need to just tell them how to react. Yeah, I need to see how people react. And I was like, OK, do the opposite and then look what Rax and Muller are doing. And it's like, OK, now I know what to do. We leave little gaps for him. Imagine the effort that would take. What color is cool with Star Wars? Blue, obviously. Except Yoda's, it's green. Yeah, nice one, Jay. That was good. Go accept Yoda's. It's the world expecting green and you just go black. That sounds like a really, really spicy death metal song. Like my cum is black. My cum is black. My babies are demons. Oh, yes, too. Sweet. Also, I don't think it was going to work like I wanted to. No, you have to do a trick shot, otherwise you're not cool. OK, fair enough. God damn it. No. But yeah, I guess we should rip the bandaid off now for all those out there. We didn't find Luke's return that interesting. I'm sorry. It was bizarre. Luke does not fly. Stop saying that, Jay. He flies in an X-Wing. Yeah. Bay doesn't have a backpack. I could picture them doing that, though, like as a payoff. They're like, we're going to have Mando injured, and he's going to give Luke his armor, his helmet, and his backpack. And Luke's going to fly around with a lightsaber. I ruined my points just because I wanted to do a trick shot. I'm absolutely sure the Luke Skywalker show is going to be really good, so don't worry. Excellent even. Yo, yo, right, man? Dude, the fact they have so many shows, and they're all going to be pumping out as fast as, but Disney's going to trip over itself, surely. At least I kind of hope they will. Yeah, they're going to run out of all of their incredible talent to use for all of these shows. Because yeah, I guess that's the thing, because they can always pay for more people to make more stuff. And if the general thought is John Favreau heads it all, and his goal is just grab a Star Wars character and make them do something cool. All right. I mean, that's essentially what their playbook's going to be. The thing is, I feel like they're making so many things. Maybe it's wishful thinking, but I feel like they're making so many things if they won't have the space to micromanage all of them. So maybe, and if they're hiring, if they have to make so many, they have to hire new people. Maybe they'll actually get some creativity and talent in there for some more. I was going to say that. You'll think that eventually the law of averages will play in our favor on one of these days. Yeah. Yeah. Like it like. Like five or ten of people in the industry are talented. The process that like, neuters the content. There is a writer-director out there who's just waiting for his chance. Who'll hear a chance? Or a Zim's chance. Exactly. Oh, isn't it a Zim? Zim, Zim, Zim's chance. I don't think. I am. You're still a little thorough. Thanks for the ten Europe. I like the office. I like that character. Happy Christ, Christisms. Have somebody that rags a jingle bells, but with come, yum. Also, hi, Marla. And don't kick J. It is Christmas. And you're still on the place to go. But with come, yum. With come, yum. Because he's boring. Like which words? All the words. Come, come, yum. Come, yum, come. Come, yum, come. Come, yum, come, yum, come. Woo-hoo. Yum, come, yum. Come, yum, come, yum. Come, come, yum, yum, come, come. Nailed it. Yum, come, yum. Very nice. Jingle, come. Yeah, I was thinking about how with being spread thin in terms of micromanagement that we could end up with, you know, like a guy who does something really good or whatever, but we could also end up with like really garbage stuff. But then I was thinking about like how Mando's already so bad that it's like, oh, fucking well. The ghost from being a fucking 2.5 to 2. The only thing is if it starts character assassinating again, that's like the only thing left it could still do because the top is garbage and the characters are still garbage. They're just not assassinated. I've seen people say that they feel Ahsoka with the time she was on screen. Maybe not assassinated, but definitely out of character. I would argue that Luke was fucking out of character. He was fucking out of character. Yeah, man. Whose character would he fucking in? I don't know. Though I shut whiskey out of my nose at that rags. Too much come yum for his nose. The nose can only handle so much cum. Tell you that from experience. It's a noise. Really depends on the nose. If you're a little bitch ass noise, maybe there's a limit. I can sniff all the cum. No, the cum sniffer. It's a superhero. My worst nightmare. They call you whatever this cum in the crime scene to figure out who it is. I smell a checkbook's character. Oh my god. It was the cum sniffer. I knew it. I'm shocked someone hasn't just done cum sniffer. Wow. Get wrecked, Jay. Wow. What's the fun? Oh, fuck my ding dong. Ding dong. Jay's alter ego is the cum sniffer is the hero in Focal Town and usually you'll just make him fun of it. This is my profession. I'm hitting my balls too hard. But I am the cum sniffer. If I make fun of the cum sniffer. Oh my god. It's time I reveal my identity. That's so rude. You don't have to sniff or cum. I mean, the aroma is, it's fairly, it's wafty. Oh yeah, but I've got so used to it that I need it. I need it harder now. I need to, I've been too sensitized. Oh, that's the arm. You have to inject cum intravenously. I have to inject cum. Oh my god. Jay, this is your, Jay, this is your time in your arm. She tie a belt around your arm and just scarf her. Okay, you go to the game metal. Oh, you ruined it. Now I got better. I'm nice. Oh, that's so addicted to cum. You have to start injecting it. That is nice. I want to see that movie. And not in the normal way you get injected with cum. No. Just so we're clear. There's the normal way to get injected with cum. With a cough. Mel, you're so naive. I don't know, ejection. I always think about syringes then. Oh my god. Syringe, rags says syringe. I don't know if you say it properly. I know you said syringe or syringe. It's 50-50 with me. I've used that word probably twice in my life. So that makes you a bad person. Stop blaming Jay. No man, don't say I'm too spooky for me. Thanks for the five de-utilisms. Happy merry. Well, thank you. Just a quick question. Are you getting married? Yeah, happily, apparently. Oh good. Good. That's the best way to get married. Yeah. You'll be happy in three years when she decides she hates you and takes your shit. Poop. Whoa, you brought a poop. Why? Really? They send you back here every time? That's racist. Ah, cum. Race guy, okay. Race cum. Oh no. I feel like I could race cum. It's pretty slow. Hey guys, you want to place odds? It's pretty fast at first and it slows down real quick. You want to place odds on them either, let's say, the odds on them deleting the sequel trilogy from canon. Odds on that. One to like three. Really? That high. Wow, really Jay? Yeah, I think there's a chance. I think there's a good chance they could do it at this point. Specifically deleting it, right? That's the first question. Deleting the cat. Well, wait, so that means to say it's an alternate universe or something like that? No, that means they put out an announcement saying that the sequel trilogy is no longer canon. Oh, like two percent. I honestly put it at zero. I don't think that's ever going to happen. The alternate universe one, it's possible. I could believe that. That one I'd probably raise to 10 percent. This whole is coming. Especially if you would have asked me that like a year ago, I would have said there's no way. But now with how Mando is and that sort of thing. I think they know their audience ones. Yeah, I think at this point they know that they just want a stupid bullshit story with no characters and a ridiculous plot. However, knee rockets. So they're just going to play that card forever. And they've just they've discovered it. It's like the Force Awakens again, because the Force Awakens was like, the Force Awakens worked on me. At least you can say, though, that the Force Awakens assassinated Han. So there was more evidence of it being like this one. They're really holding their cards close to the chest. They're not going to let anyone know that they plan to fuck anyone up character wise. Wait, where am I supposed to go? Oh, goal. That's probably where I'm supposed to go. Well, we realize that there's a portal right down here. Every hole is a goal because we're talking about golf. Paul, Mary, Krimbus all. Oh, that's so nice. It's almost Krimbus for for myself. And month low. But and Jay, I fell through the hole for you. Shut up. Ruge's still got a bit of time. Fringy's already in Krimbus mode. Yeah, it's it's only. Yeah, it's three Pum for me on Christmas Eve. Three Pum, the movie. Three Pum. Let's all pull one out. Commander. Well, Mary Cooper's to you as well, Cadbury, and thanks for the gift of soup. Let's all pull one out for rags for when the kill your dog gang, also known as the ATF comes and takes his polymer paper weights. What sounds kind of like I heard all those words, but I'm like, yeah, I don't know what they mean, but put together. I know if they're referring to it's all good. All right. Oh, no. I'm going through a long pipe. Okay. Obviously is the menu. I fixed it. I fixed it. You can see all of the things now. More than no one can see the game playing. I clearly missed those things. I was setting up guys. Leave me alone. Yeah. Hail Zack Snyder. Okay, you're interesting. Yeah. They really take a really bad game. They miss no chances to say Hail Zack Snyder. You're going to join us when we watch the Snyder cut, Jay. Why would I do that to myself? I don't know. I have self-respect. Yes. No, you don't have self-respect. Yes. Yes. I mean, you know, you'd be welcome to, but I've heard that it's going to blow your fucking mind. So I don't want to re-work into a DCE. Oh, no, we're going to do that. You don't have to do that. Yeah, I would genuinely, I think, rather shit in my hands and clap from re-watching the DCE. Because like, it's the thing, shit in my hands and clapping, especially if I do it somewhere I don't have to clean up. That's like, that's going to be a bad experience, but at least it's not like- Yeah, you can just let the damage is temporary. It's going to be fine. Whereas if I re-watch the DCE, that's just going to take ages, man. It's not going to take that long. To be honest with you, like Suicide Squad and Justice League, I'm so in looking forward to sort of rag-seeing that shit. Yeah, I mean, like Justice League, no, sorry, Suicide Squad has the added benefit of just Mugger Robbie being kind of hot. That's the entire joy I take from that film. There's loads of funny shit in that film, non-intentional ones. What are we- Shout out to the Ohio police woman who tastes an ATF agent. Wait, what is an ATF agent? What is that? Oh, they're the fingers. Okay. The Alcohol Tobacco- Alcohol Tobacco, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms. However, it's also explosives, but they just say ATF. It's federal agency. They're fucking horse shit. They should be abolished. I'm going up a spiral and I'm scared because I can't see. You're the abolished rags. Oh, press R if you're stuck in a permanent thing. Oh, no, you're supposed to go up here. Oh, are you now? Jumbo, Mr. Crumbo. Crumbo. Wait, what the fuck am I supposed to do here? Because it's just like I'm permanently in the spiral now. Yeah, it goes all the way up. Just wait. No, no, no, no, no. I'm in the middle of the spiral and it's just like not pushing me out of the end. Well, that's just a gut. Damn shame. A good name. Sherm. Well, how are you doing in the spiral? I only just got in. It almost happened and I'm scared. All righty. Let's make it really check me at one point. Looks like a Soka TV show will deal with horse time travel dimension from Star Wars Rebels. Oh, yeah. You know that they saved Soka's life in Rebels with time travel? I knew about it. One bow. Oh my God, guys. You should totally check out this. What makes you think we would be positive about it? Nothing. Metal. Hello, fairy. How you doing? Are you looking at these corkscrew thing? He's cool. We'll have really low standards for Star Wars content, but the sequel trilogy will lower even than those standards. Yeah, I was going to say that's why, isn't it? Well, if the sequels didn't exist, I still think the standards would be pretty low. Even before that, I think you want pretty low standards. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it was low anyway. Yeah, some people think the prequels are good. But the sequels have definitely made people ready for anything. Like, they'll take anything. So that was cool. I just got, like, literally not allowed to complete the whole. It's not like it would have anyway. But it would be nice to try. What do you press R? Because the spiral is so long that I assumed it would be... Oh, cool. I just got out. There you go. Yay! Hey, the prequels are good. That thing literally just happened. Couldn't have happened at any time. And wasting time going up the spiral again, just to get it in the same situation would be kind of pointless. Um, wait, did we just go across there? Uh, it says something about the raft, so I guess there's, like, a teleport. Oh, jeez. Wait, I got pushed off at the fuck. Oh, my God, I'm so scared. That's the big racism away. I got pushed off right at the end. What if I just do it real fast? Yeah. I'm bad at this game. Uh, I spawned in the water. What is happening? Maybe you don't know how you're spawning, Metal. That's you. Oh, my God, the raft's coming back. I'm just here in the water. Help. Not a better game than this game is raft. We should play raft. Nobody plays raft. Lots of people play raft. Give me a, uh, a coom in the chat if you play raft. Don't do it, guys. It's a trip. No! Oh, it fucking knocked me out of it again. This is a broken map. Well, just press R. Yeah. Well, no, that's not going to help you because you have to wait for the raft to come back. If it's Christmas, why aren't we playing a Christmas game? Name what? Wait, I could probably find a Christmas map, actually. Maybe if I... If you could hit us with my Twitch and stuff. Pretty good. So there's like three people in the chat who play raft. I think that counts. Coom, nor, coom. It's supposed to raft more like shaft. That's... Yeah, boy. That's comedy. No, look. I'm going to fall out of the raft again. Look at me go. We're still here. Whoa. This does not do it. There we go. Oh my god, you're going back. I might, I might survive this time. All right. Yay. I'm going to a different place, lads. Oh my god, I saw you all the way over there. I was intense. No. Why not play pommel party? Yes. Oh, I unlocked the plunger hat. I have a yeti hat. All right. I won. Christmas chili golf. That's like Christmas. It's a better system now. It should reconnect me and... We've always known what the superior stream was though. Yeah. Do you prefer this to golf with friends? Why didn't you choose this one? Just because they wanted to play. Just don't care which one I play. Friends is just better than this. Jay is better at golf with friends. That's true. No. Mola died, so I'm here. Hey, hello. Can we compare your game to this? And like most aspects, except the level, I'd say. I think as we've been through all of golf with friends, like level, like good match from the community, even though there are definitely new ones by now that we could be playing instead of this since we last played that game. But one bit doesn't want to play those. Oh, look, if you would invite me to play that, then I will. Oh, okay. I'll do that right now. No, too late. We're already playing golf. I'm watching Masquerade 2012 later. You got me interested in seeing it, Rags. I hope you enjoy it. I did watch that, I think, because you told me to at some point. Wow, Malakani, you figure out how to join? I need an invite. How did you join, Jay? There's a password on this thing, isn't there? I'm really smart. Whoa. I was able to figure out that the password was spot 69. Don't tell everybody. Also, expect it to freeze every time I change map, then, I guess. Very nice. Oh, that's good. It's the mark of a good game. Metal also came here because you read chat more often than Wallah. You mean because I'm cheaper? Because I'm a little whore for chat. What if the devs knew that it would freeze every time you swap levels? So they just popped up a loading screen right at the last second, so you thought that it was loading when it was really frozen? Fucking genius design is what I would call that. Shamblonius. Metal is a text-to-speech machine. I am indeed. Um, Merry Christmas to you guys. You made my year a lot more tolerable, even though I don't always agree, but that's what Christmas is about. Wait, Christmas is about not always agreeing? Yes, obviously. About saying hi to your racist grandpa. Hey, racist grandpa. He's like, fuck you, Whitey. Tom, thanks for the one euro hot take. Moodle better than Mulchley. Oh, get wrecked. Well, I don't know who this Mulchley guy is, but he's not as good as Mewtley. That's true. What do you think, sort of? Gifted soup. Like some soup. Hope you guys have a great 2021. Also, Roger, Roger, Rags and Wallah. Oh, Roger, Roger. What if 2020 is the best year for the rest of our lives? What if 2020 is a really good last day? Why are you not going to make it all worth it? I mean, we'll be streaming on New Year's, right? Guys, right? It's your opinion. Right? New Year's Eve. We did last time. I'll pop in and bring... Oh, how gracious of you, my lord. Fuck you. No, you. Oh. What are you doing for New Year's Eve, Jay? You going outside? No. I'm going to have this golf hole that I don't like at all. There you go. Jay, you getting beaten up by Metal, come on. Metal won the last game. Exactly. That's what supports what I say. Beat you. Yeah. Metal's really good. Okay, good. Bye, Mumblo. I'm dead. Oh. But yeah, I could see us playing some champed-up, discussing which year was the best year. You know, all those things. I... 1776. I'm ashamed. That wasn't stream. I don't even know if I fucked that one up. Battle suddenly develops the ability to feel shame. Yeah, you're right. That was a lie. Ashamed. How bad are you at the game? Are you ashamed of your shumming? Is that what you're saying? That was a sick trick shot, Mumblo. I'm so good at this game that I trick-shotted. That's like... That will be special needs. Careful, you don't get banned from Twitch. They can't ban me even when I'm a TARD. They give you the email. Banned because TARD. That's a bold strategy, but I like it. You can't ban me, I suicide. Wait, that's against handling conditions. 666 watches currently. Oh no, high wags. How about? Well, we've summoned Satan, which is neat. Satan ass. What the fuck was that? Come, Satelon. Steamy Coon. I should probably change my Steam profile picture from this like random picture of me at like a party for 2014. To hear 1488 was okay. Kind of right at an edgy though. It was pretty edgy. Oh, I guess that's the Nazi number. Merry Christmas, my K-Words. Thanks for all the every fracking awesome podcast of this year. For your information, the K is for knitters, RE, Friday Night Tights, and Unsafe Space Crossover, and the SJW Invasion of the Knitting Community. I heard about that. I didn't hear what the context was, but I'm so sorry. The SJW Invasion of the Knitting Community. Poor Knitting Community, man. Like, I don't know. Very confused by what all I heard just now. What's going on? With the Knitting Community, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is that? Not a whole in one. That's a shame. Jay, you don't even, you don't know about the Knitting Community? Like, Jesus. What do you think? So to get the two out of the loop? Loop. That's something I do know there. No, no, no. I think may I have a loop? I push too fast. Maybe if I go up here. Well, you don't like zoom in memes, but then explain, explain loop. What the fuck? I'm going to loop you up and do things to you. Loops, loop, but spelled with an omelette over each O. Why? What does that have to do with my existence? Please tell. Do it. Your existence would be enriched. You're in? Why? Loop. Oh, that was almost cool. Yay, hole in one. I'm so good. Yay, hole in one. You lads should try out AI dungeon sometimes. It's pretty fun to use. And you can have custom stories if you want. It creates funny scenarios. Oh, hey, if only there was a video of myself playing that with Cynical CJ over on, ah. Well, wait, who are you again? They don't know who you or Cynical CJ are. That's true. Like they know JXC and then CJ Cynical Reviews is. We see it in that video as well. She's a little. Thank you for the review of cyberpunk enjoying Yakuza 7, a game in which the developer tried something different and didn't completely shout themselves. Whoa. That's insane. It's like so weird, dude. What was the recommendation there? I didn't catch it. Um, Yakuza 7. Yakuza. They made a turn-based JRPG or something out of it. Oh, that's funny. It's like a fighting game. You mean Pokemon? It's a. Okay, man. I must catch them or. It's a Pokemon. Try to be mine. You're not going to fuck it up. You're going to prison all those animals. The power in this game is wildly inconsistent. I find your lack of power disturbing. Oh, that's that's that's not right. I'm not going to be surprising. Dude, I love Star Trek. Lord Vader from the comics. Star Mock. The fuck. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I fucking come. Howdy metal. Hello, Marionette. How you doing? Merry Christmas, boys. Here's to you and a bit of 2021. Merry Christmas. Oh, why did I do that? Hi, Merry Crimbo. Did you notice that in episode seven of Mando, they never question if Bill Burr is a double agent, even though he gets them to the imperial base and gets Mando out of his armor. They just trust him. That's actually an excellent point. Thinking about it. Don't they go and find him though? I think everyone assumes that everyone else is too dumb to come up with the plan. As complicated as double crossing. Yeah, I was going to say the thing about this, Jay. You're still working on the first crossing. You're your ex-empire and you're imprisoned and then someone comes to you for help to get information from an empire base and you get them to the point where they've taken off all of their armor and they're surrounded by stormtroopers in a stormtrooper base. That's true, yeah. That's actually a pretty good point, honestly. Sorry, Mando, but they're going to, you know, let me back into the empire if I turn you in. No odd feelings. I would have actually been, dare I say, pretty good. Like, he plays like the caring soul throughout the first half of the episode and we're kind of thrown off by how he's different. We're like, huh? And then he's just like, he actually feels guilty about doing it. I don't know. Man, Gina Carano miraculously breaks Mando out and they have Bill Burr and they choose not to kill him. Uh-uh. There's something there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. It's all whatever. And what do you want? Get that guy out of my face. Bill Burr Baggins. So there's this hobbit. Bilbo's his name. It's Bilbo or something. I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't matter. He's old. He has a ring. He's old. Lives in a hole. Is that for some family any good? God and the whole nine yards. Burr Baggins. Oh man. Bill Burr Baggins. What a fucking great place, Michael. Yeah, but you think you're clever, don't you? Metal, when you see Mal in real life, do you guys slip and call each other by your YouTube names or no? YouTube names? That's funny. I don't know. I mean, I don't remember. I don't even remember. I guess we just... We rarely ever have to refer to a Nick because we're just, yeah. But I'd probably call you Metal, I imagine. Yeah, I mean, when we're hanging with like other people that don't know these names, obviously, that is just real names. I feel like people understand what a Nick name is, well enough that I could call basically anyone or anything and they'd be like, that's fine. It's when the Nick name is Metal, it gets confusing for a lot of people because they're like, Metal? Like, yeah, that guy. Well, I guess that's if you refer to one in the third person or if they're literally there and they're like, you know... Oh, I see what you mean in terms of like, people can detect what's happening there. I just mean, if ever I'm... You just say it in general, that the guy who's coming is called that. Especially for Boomers, they're like, his name is Metal, that's... I feel like Boomers should understand what a Nick name is. Well, of course. But this goes for Moeller as well. They just be like, why is that? All right. Would you call them Long Man Ed? Yes. Long Man Ed. Yeah, Moeller's dwarf. I know your true name, Mootla. Julius, it's not a secret. I know, too. Do you? Yeah. Okay. What the hell's up with this? Oh, so you just have a bunch of super troopers that are just way better than anything you have? They're like, black and shit, it's super edgy, it's fucking bullshit. Oh, this guy just chops through the mall? Really? Ah, why do I even bother? Who even is this guy? Thank you. I've had the question in my head for months. Oh, no worries, man. Wait, you're the one who destroyed the Death Star of Betel? Jesus. You don't even think more people would recognize you? You're just giving the kid to him? Are you insane, Mando? What the fuck is wrong with you? See, he needs to be in all of it. Every scene. Yeah, it's gonna be so great. Dude, imagine how much better that as more sense it would have made for him to just hand off baby Yoda if he's like, oh, you look skywalking, you destroyed the Death Star. Or he hands him the swelling of the music, everyone's staring, Luke's about to leave, and then it just pans over to Bill, where he goes, who the fuck are you? Yeah, who is this guy? What the fuck are you? Oh, I need that. That needs, I need that in my life. You just miss hunts? Yes. After all the work we've got, getting this fucking goblin back and you just give it to this guy? You could have just waited for him somewhere to pick him up. It was fucking bullshit, dude. Come Grogu didn't tell us that he was coming. Fuck kids, fuck it. You know, you're not a good father, Mando. So that's this guy, that's called Mando, okay? It's real name is Moodle, floor impotism. That is correct. Like, oh, I think that's what my opening scene for season three would be, is Bill Bear in a bar telling stories about something we don't even know happened, and then in the background, he sees Mando come through the door and he goes, oh, God. Oh, this is fucking asshole again. He left me on a fucking planet with a period of gas. Can't believe that shit. So the respawn time on this map is insanely long. I forgot that there's like a whole load of it before the bit that I was at. So I pressed R and it took me back to the start and I was like, oh, yeah, right. Said a whole load. A whole load. A whole load. A whole load. I'm going to hold this dick. I don't know what's going on. Where am I? He took my false teeth. I'm Joe Biden. The fact that he was willing to come in for both of those episodes of Bill Bear, you can criticize Star Wars even more if you want to. Join us. Ah, what idiot. That's a little tilted. I didn't see that. When one of the robots grabs Mando by the thrones is punching his helmet, he looks over to Bill Bear and he's like, Jesus, I'm out of here. I'm just leaving. Fuck that shit, dude. Oh, I got in hole. Yes. I'm not really feeling this map, honestly. It's just kind of like, it's kind of like a moist baguette. Voice baguette, like wet bread. You see these kinds of maps everywhere, much in the same way that you spot, you know. Shit. I was trying to think of another way to describe it. Damp. Dough. Damp dough. Damp dough. That's Mando's retarded cousin. Damp dough. Oh, I'm dando. And this is Damp dough. Hey. It's like, it's just cardboard all over his body. It says Beskar on it. He mentally challenged. Literally just, he's effective. If you write Beskar on anything, it starts to block life. It only takes like, he has one tiny bit of real Beskar and all the stormtroopers just shoot him there. Well, I want to know how little Beskar someone can have all the shots hit it before people start to question things. Well, in fairness, Raza, armor is meant to sort of take damage for you, if you know what I mean? I just, from what you said, I think you didn't know that. That is a response to your criticism there. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right. It was like, oh, so Wando can't get shot in his armor? To a mathematical degree, that's literally miraculous. We, um, three roleplayers, as dissenters. Like, Jay fire criticism at me and I will, I will give you such a great response every time to do it. Um, it is strange when, um, when Mando flushes the edgy troopers out of the airlock, that they take seven minutes to just fly back in the ship, which should be just like an instant thing they do. When you, um, when you get flushed out into space, it can take a long time to sort of, you know, know where you are relative to the thing you been flushed out of. The robots. Yeah, robot sensors, they take even longer than probably humans. Why? Oh, because they're not human, like humans are really good at adapting. I thought the only weakness that they, the weakness they removed was the human parts, so. Well, that was their mistake. They're the bad guys, so villains can't be mistaken now. Okay. What the fuck was that? The Empire can literally only be mistaken. They were capable of something else. It's like, I missed that. We can't figure out the proper power for this shit. You can make counter-arguments. Yeah, other team works is like, oh, there's a power, but fuck it. I think that's the big takeaway from 2020 in my time as an online content creator is, just because a counter-argument exists does not mean it's valid, even though you should probably have known that already. But you know what I mean? With how things have gone. Well, sorry, just because a counter-argument doesn't exist doesn't mean that someone won't try. Well, I didn't hear what you said, because Mel went, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just because a counter-argument doesn't exist doesn't mean someone won't try. I learned that people will try to come up with the dumbest shit possible to defend the shows that they like. Well, Rags, and this isn't me referencing anything, but have you considered that when someone punches a helmet, the goal is to try and make the head inside dissolve? What? No, I haven't. Dissolve? Nothing is capable of me to suggest that. You're like, no, I really didn't consider that. You're like, oh, weird. I wonder why you didn't consider that. Had an argument that someone made? No, it's just, it references an argument someone made that was pretty funny. Is it argument-adjacent? God, I don't, I don't want to reference our agreement, but I've heard you say, yeah, buddy's a mine, I don't want to hit it. Not good. Disintegrate. I want to see how that works physically. You want to see how someone disintegrates physically? No, when you punch someone, someone's helmet and you disintegrate in the middle. See how that works. So it's the thing we brought up in, I think it was the episode five coverage. What the fuck is this? What the fuck? Golf. It's golf. Oh my God. What's this wavy things? Little cockpipes here. Cockpipes. And it randomly spits you out in a fucking... Oh, I'm gonna cry. I need that timer to go to the hole. I'm gonna cry. Yay. This map is worse. That worked out. This map is worse than... Maybe for the good criticism instead of nitpicks. I know, right? Oh my God. What the hell is this? Oh no. These people... I went back to the end. They choose to shoot him in his helmet or try and punch him or stab him with their guns. And it's like, wow, guys, you complain about anything. So it's like, okay, when the edgy trooper decides it's gonna kill Mando and it has him by the throat, and apparently he can punch through blast doors, and it has him by the throat in one hand. It doesn't crush. It doesn't crush his neck, right? I can explain that. To punch him repeatedly in the Beskar helmet instead of any of his unarmored parts, or just, okay, get this. Removing the helmet. I can explain all of that. Go. So he didn't choke him because... So first of all, people like to cause pain and robots. So he doesn't necessarily have to kill him. You can... So I don't know why. Right. Like, I'm assuming you've heard of this, yeah? Have you watched a movie before? Yeah. Okay, good. A couple. So that explains that. Secondly, why did he punch him in the helmet? Because I don't know if you knew this, but head, quite important for a human being. Remove the head, and, well, you're gonna fuck. So that answers that. I didn't think of that. Yeah, like all these complaints, like, why did he keep punching him in the helmet? What was he doing? Fuck all of this. I feel like Mando, that's less true. I think I have a better counter, which is these robots were built by the Empire, and the Empire is dumb. So it makes sense that the Empire's programming also makes the robots dumb. They just built dumb robots. Dude, imagine he punched Mando for so long through the hull that it went through several walls into the space. Mando would still survive, though, of course. Ah, cock. Ah, cock. Mando would survive. Whoever that guy was, who said it, it definitely deals damage to punch Mando in the helmet, and the guy wasn't stupid for trying it. Must have been fucking weeping when you saw episode 8. Yeah, I don't know if you have this conversation offline. That's true, Wumber. It's very tonic how the person making that argument that it could injure Mando to punch him in the helmet because he could be concussed is now gonna see a robot that can punch through Blasto punching Mando in the helmet, and he's just fine. One of those things can't be true. Why? Good point. So I just didn't know, but not all robots punch hard. Hashtag not all robots. Okay, these robots punch hard. Okay, so clearly you've not been watching it. The guy who punched Mando in the first episode is actually a Rithanian, and they're super strong. The robots aren't that strong. Yeah, you saw them punch. Okay, they punched through the blasts, but the blast doors weren't, they're not blast doors. They're like screens. They're not that big. They're blast doors, as in plastic doors. Yeah, so maybe you could maybe watch it before criticizing it next time. Just saying. Okay. Yeah, idiot. Any other questions? Idiot. It is weird that the robots wouldn't like jack into a terminal or something and then just open the door that way. Uh, no. Because then the empire risks the robots breaking out and killing everyone on the ship. How would they do that? Robots. Because the empire might have programmed them. Robots won, right? The empire might have programmed the robots accidentally to be murderous, so literally everything takes. Could you imagine if that was a reveal? I'm literally, I'm fine, like it wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, I wouldn't put it past what we're seeing in media currently for the reveal of the finale of the episode to be that the robots are actually hostile to the empire. They just stuck. You have a bad nose getting strangled and Moff Gideon is like, Yes, yes, finish him. But then bad nose goes, Think about it. Think about what they're making you do. Stop. And then the robot looks at Moff Gideon, looks at Moff Gideon. All I want is to be loved. He's like, my God, and drops him and then goes after Moff Gideon. Moff Gideon's like, No, I'll pay you more. He's like, It's not about the money, Moff Gideon. It's about freedom. All you do is keep us in that cold room. Let you be free. And oh, oh my gosh. One of the dark troopers is the protagonist of a droid story. Oh my God, it'd be so good. Oh, I guess it's time for me to freeze. What if I feel like if all of them a droid story is the one that might be good. Incoming freeze. I will go pee real quick because a droid story is like fucking sounds like there might actually be a vision or creativity right there. Because it's not an obvious like IP to do with Star Wars. I feel like it could be like, I don't know. That was an idea that maybe I'm just being naive. You know what would have been really funny? What? He pulls the lever to open the door to send them all out into space, but it just sucks the arrow in like a half second and they're all still standing there. Yeah, no, there's no way. They just break through the door and it's like blah. Well, I guess at that point they would have to not break through the door anymore because the airlock is open. Yeah, I don't think I don't know. Well, they might have a maybe some kind of protocol that's like, don't do that, but fuck it. They might have a protocol that's like, don't fucking evacuate all the air from Moffittian ship. They might. Dude, imagine Moffittian. Then again, they might assume that at what point are the Dark Troopers like, well, everyone's probably dead. So might as well to kill everyone. This is something we didn't actually say on the episode. So probably worth mentioning. Moffittian goes from his command center with the blast doors, by the way. He decides I'm going to go to Baby Yoda's chamber and put my sword above him so I can basically barter him off to Mando in exchange for him leaving my ship and then I'll try and kill him. While my Dark Troopers are loading up and hopefully they arrive at some point and my entire ship is getting ransacked by bounty hunters or whatever. It's like, imagine he had gone to the Dark Trooper sort of area and protect them for long enough that they got out of there so they could actually do something or if he opened up the blast doors or rather closed the blast doors in his command center. Did somebody say... I think I say that when he sees them going through his ship, shooting everything, it's just like, close the doors. Just close all of the fucking doors. They never do that. They never close the fucking doors. Trap them in these rooms. With one time they did, they trapped them in the control room. Cargo control room. How do you even know? What do you think is the stupid singular thing in Mando season two ranks? He kept locking them up, but they kept getting out. Because locking them in the control room... Tough questions. Like locking them in control rooms fucking top tier for me. Like maybe I'm not number one, but definitely up there. Maybe they were in such a panic for their lives that they didn't even think about what the room was. They just wanted to put as many options. It seemed to be part of the plan. He was like, they were hoping to bait them in and then lock it up. And how would they not know that room was that room? Like I personally really... Also when that door in the back opens up, they're not going to fly out the back. I personally really enjoy the moment when they are... When they are pinned down by two stormtroopers following the rest of the show. It's like she literally has her gun jam in the final episode and just walks up to a load of armed snoop stormtroopers and crashes them with her gun. As they are going to shoot her. That's true. Two of them. Fuck. That's that issue. Caw, I'm thinking it might... Maybe the dumbest thing that happens in season two is when the stormtroopers just flat out decide to not shoot the people that have been mowing down their comrades. Which time? I know, here's the thing. So I think it sort of counts as sort of like one because it's the same thing on multiple occasions. Sure, I could give you that one. It's like it's that action that they consistently do where they just do not shoot at the people who... They didn't have them... They didn't do ADR in the final episode. They should have had them put their guns on Kara and Fennec and have one of them say we're not after you. We're after the bounty hunter. And then that was C. That makes the episode good. No worries, James. What if they... shot them but they missed every shot? Well, that's just the show. Would that be more... I do like the very occasional instances where for no reason... They're hyper-competent. And it's like, is this the show? Does the show think that stormtroopers actually are competent? It's just forgotten for like... Wait, what are you referencing when you say that they've been competent before? So the scene where two stormtroopers have a... Where they pin down... A camera who's in the scene is at Mando and... That's just because our enemies haven't shot them yet, I guess. Then there's the scene where they accurately headshot about a dozen pirates without a single missed shot. Yeah, they're not headshot. They shoot them all 100% accuracy, which is already incredibly... Well, it's incredible for anyone to do that. But for all of them to not only not miss, but to know which ones to shoot amongst them... Like, they don't get shot... Like, multiple ones... Education Army level stuff. Yeah, like everyone knows which one to shoot a single time without missing. None of the pirates get hit by like four or five shots from different troopers. Yeah, they all get one shot each. I want to be in the fucking room when the guy animated that. I want to be like, hey, maybe have a few of them missed, right? And then I want to see what his response is. Only the Imperial Troopers are so precise. That clip is fucking priceless throughout like so many fucking parts of Bad Lord. Because it's not like a... It's not like, oh, I guess they just are a little bit more accurate here. It's like, no, they're... They're accurate. They're like, aim-botting these pirates. And literally the most efficient way possible. Not a single shot is wasted or misses. Pretty incredible. Kind of nitpicking, though. Oh, so they shoot a gun and it hits a person. Suddenly, that's impossible now. Good job. See, I used to like eFat, but honestly, lately... It was fun when they made fun of the titty milk, but no, this is taking it too far. I'm wondering when you will get... So I'm going, well, you know, I used to like eFat before they started making fun of, you know, the fans, the people who care about it. Once they started applying their standards to things that I like, I didn't... Ugh, your critiques are... Whoa. Fucking toxic bastards. I liked standards when they... I liked standards when they were recent to hate on things that I didn't like anyway. So what does that mean? I like, I am less keen on them. Wouldn't it be fun if they went against an enemy that I actually never missed? Like, how fucking scary would that be if every time Stormtroopers were around, it's like these guys are fucking super accurate? So... Yeah, it's like they were a force that could conquer and subjugate the galaxy. Like if they were actually a force that struck fear into the hearts of their enemies. What a thought. What a thought. The opening of TFA has them doing something. Doing something. That opening is fucking bullshit in terms of just like, oh my god, this is so like... This is the content I want. First of all, you get Stormtroopers that are scary and they like, they wreck a village of people that almost seem like they're not necessarily... It's really unclear exactly what's going on. They're probably just swarming through because they want something, which is just like even scarier. Then the fact that one of the Stormtroopers is killed and then one of the other Stormtroopers is like, oh no, my friend. Like you've been shot. It's just like, whoa, this is... Oh my god, the potential. Then they drop that quicker than the potatoes. You would say Stormtrooper character for like the entire first film and he was a character we follow in the ranks of Stormtrooper's first film. Oh my god. I would... Julius just said, your problem with Modra's kind of tis me. It's being there's that big of a deal. There's the way it's used as though it's a different story. The problem is not that it was there. It's just bizarre that it was there because we've never seen it before. I'm totally fine with them having... I've seen people say that like they shouldn't have mortars at all because it's not a future weapon. I don't agree with that. I think it's fine that they have mortars. Yeah, as Rax said, it's an incredibly useful piece of equipment. Yeah. Well, I figured what everyone knew what mortars did. I was moving on to just dropships, Stormtrooper lads. Like you know when they like run out of it? I picture that there's a turret at the back of these things and they bring them out slowly or whatever, but like I've never seen them use a mortar before and it's just like, wait, what? They have a fucking mortar. And then of course the episode tells us pretty soon after why they have a mortar. I think this is partly... I think it's partly the fault of them always being dumb. So if they were always competent, the idea that they would have a mortar that they could deploy because those would be pretty probably pretty cheap, especially in effect. And if they were just a competent enemy force and they pull out a mortar, you're like, oh, this is a situation where they would use a mortar that they would have, so they would actually use it. Instead it's like, no, they just want to loosen a boulder to have a boulder seen. Yeah, and because of course the first thought you have is like, wait a minute, if we're talking about like the viability of them using not even what they could have, but what they actually have is like, why didn't they just shoot all of them with their orbital bombardment systems? And it's like, because they're stupid. You're like, oh right. Yeah. Why didn't the dropships use their cannons because they're stupid? How come the orbital strike didn't hit the targets it needed to? Because they're stupid. Why do the stormtroopers literally let Finnick live after she was shooting other men because they're stupid? We don't want you. We want the child. I actually hate that because I know that you're not the child. I guess we'll kill you. No, wait, what do you mean? The Empire have never done anything like that. They would never hurt someone who's not. They never blow up a planet. We're talking about fucking, we're almost at first auditisms, right? Because, well, not necessarily almost, but at least we're post. Man, I think that the stormtroopers in season two are worse. Oh, no, I wasn't saying. What I'm trying to say is like, they're even further away from the Empire in the O.T., if you know what I mean? Because they're post-destruction or... Yeah, they're remnant forces. You could argue they have even less standards when it comes to the care and military sort of operations. Rather, they're just these people who you go there and kill these people. We need the baby rather than we're going to plan it to cleanse or something. I don't know. I think you could argue that they're all veterans who have very good reasons for sticking around with who was very arguably the losing side of this galactic conflict. And but they never explore that. Yeah, I was about to say like, do you even do you even think that there's people in there? I don't know. Yeah, it's like, why are you with the Empire? Like, is every single stormtrooper some weird ideologically driven super order over everything else weirdo? Well, how crazy would it be if Mando was a 40 minute an episode show with 20 episodes and the main character is Mando but another main character is just a stormtrooper? Yeah, and they never run into each other until the very end, perhaps. I mean, a show that takes place after the Battle of Yavin, Death Star 2 gets destroyed, Emperor's dead. We assume our protagonists are a pair of stormtroopers. Who are dealing with the destruction of the Empire. They don't really know what to do. They scramble to get back to their commanding officers and rally up their squads. And they know that they're losing and they have to deal with like, oh, do we desert? Do we like run? Like, what do we do? And they're being hunted down by rebels and other stuff like that. And they're fleeing for their lives. They don't know what to do. They try to hide. Dude, imagine in his day to day, like how a stormtrooper guy, he's like, you get a news feed for their organization of like, different planets falling to shit. Like, and they, you know, this is just an example because it's in the show, but like, they find out that there was this, you know, town on Tatooine that as soon as we lost control, they fucking enslaved each other because the Empire wasn't there to keep them from killing each other, essentially. What is this umpy shit? Like, he's afraid of being in the war, maybe because they've lost and he's lost a lot of his friends in this fighting. But ideologically, he's like, man, look at what's happening. Now that the rebels have kind of like won, the whole galaxy is falling into disarray. Pirates and brigands and warlords are taking over. And is this, you know, is this what they wanted the whole time? Yeah. What if he is an enlightened fortress going, you know, I think the rebels and the Empire just had some good points. And honestly, I think- I wouldn't want that character though. I would. I would as well. I want the mole. I want the Empire loyalist. Yeah, and a hardcore loyalist who starts to doubt his son. Okay. Hide it over this, and really, we just need to sit down and talk to each other. Why can't he? Come. And yeah, and so- Oh, jeez. Oh, my god. The show we just described is like, where I'd like to start. It's like, oh, this looks like it would be really cool, potentially, why it's going to take a lot of weight, you know, but like, Mando doesn't even scratch the surface. It's like- Hey, Bill Boo is ex-Empire, and he was sad that his friends died. Yeah. And then he asked the character to everyone. Like, god damn it. At least he had a character to ruin. Dude, so many of the top comments on the episode seven coverage are just that about Bill Boo, because that's the big thing. I noticed that. Everybody was- I noticed that. Everyone was talking about like, how good that moment was when the episode first came out, and I think it's gone from like, oh, that moment was great to fuck that moment. Because they just went back on it, kind of, in the episode. They wanted all of the reward for it without having to earn any of it. And then they wanted to have the fucking explosion at the end of the episode, because you have to have an explosion at the end of the episode. Any other character to make that decision? And then Bill Boo could have got mad about it, and like, actually have a character and there could be conflicts in the story on. Think about that. You have the Rhydonium that's going to be used potentially for evil doing, and someone's like, we've got to detonate the Rhydonium. Who cares if it kills a couple of Stormtroopers? And then Bill Boo can be like, fuck you, we have to get rid of it some other way. Yeah, if he tries, like, even he might even be suspected of being a traitor and going against the plan, because he seems to be against them killing Stormtroopers. And he's like, no, no, no, I got to explain my story and that sort of thing. And like, he's okay with killing a Stormtrooper who's aiming a gun at him, kind of. Like, he's not okay with it, but he understands it's a necessary thing to do. But in this episode, he goes out of his way to kill Imperials. I would say it would almost be, like, we'd have to have that moment where he kills a Stormtrooper because he has to. And he's just like, fuck. Yeah. That's not so cool. Well, all of us are killing Stormtroopers like for a while because they are aiming guns at him and we'll kill him otherwise. But like, there's a point where you realize throughout the course of the story that it's really weighing on him because he used to be one of those guys and not because he wanted to be, but just because it was, you know, the life he lived and it was something. That was me once. A necessity. Hell, if his old, if his old commanding officer was there, maybe his fucking old squad is there too. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, the potential. The fucking potential, man. Oh. That's what he just mentioned. He just keeps the helmet on. So he put the helmets on. Someone just mentioned his acting. It's like, yeah, he's the best actor in all two seasons of Mandalorian so far. He is the actor in all. Because he decided to act. It's like, yeah. Oh, good. It's one of these ones. I'm not my Canadian because I call it that. Fucking shoot really hard. Yay. I love these ones because it's, you know, the controls are just so consistent in this game. Oh, I did it. Never mind. Oh, yeah. I'm bitching. I did a hole in one because I'm better than you. I did a hole in one as well and two. Oh, and three. No, you don't have a single hole in one in this one. You're lying. First, you talk about Israel and then you say you didn't. I don't, I don't get it. Kyle McCrory says Star Wars absolutely needs to world build. It's like, oh, it needs to just write. It's not writing anything. All of it. Yeah, it's just something. Our standards are so low. These characters, plots, world and theme. It needs all of them. So low, but still higher than the majority of people consuming Mandalorian. Wait, Sarge, what did you say? Our standards are incredibly low, but still somehow higher than most of the people consuming Mandalorian. Are our standards low? I don't know. I mean, for, I mean, just like step one. Yeah, no, yeah, I agree with that. It would take too little to impress us. Actually, just anything with like consistent character writing would probably be like, at least the character writing is pretty good. I feel like we would praise it. At that point, we'd be like, man, look at that. You know, the plot really doesn't work. Like, so long as it's not as conspicuous as like Mando's plot is, where every time a Stormtrooper appears, you're like, lol. Oh my God. Oh, he's dying. But like, if the plot was just like pretty flawed, but you know, pretty flawed, but not so bad. It's funny. And the character writing was not pretty strong. We probably were like, yeah, it's cool. I mean, you know, it's really got its issues, but it's a huge step up. And it's like, I remember, because when we watched the seasons of Fargo that we watched, they were what, like six and seven, six out of 10? The plots aren't too fantastic. The character work is really good in Fargo. Like, yeah. So I was like, man, I really liked watching that. And it was only like, it's only like six out of 10. Yeah, characters go a fucking long way, which probably explains why we're so like apathetic about Mando's character because he doesn't have one. I honestly feel like character writing is way more important than to a lot of people than pretty much any other aspect of... I think it just unlocks everything else almost a lot of time. It's like, okay, if you were writing a series and like, you have to intentionally abandon like world building plot character, you know, basically every aspect of storytelling except one, I'm picking... I'm keeping character, sorry. Like, especially because, you know, you can... If you have consistent characters, but the plot doesn't really matter, then okay, what you've got is probably a comedy, right? Sure. A lot of the time, can't be. Because if we agree that like plots will often be stronger if the characters are stronger because they're going to be defined by characters taking action, right? But if we're talking strictly about sort of external plots, like, oh no, an alien's invading. Oh no, a bomb's going to go off in the school. Because in like the character decisions are all solid, but the character like, you know, so let's say you've got a character who through and through... You understand what the character motivation is and you know they would want to blow up. Yeah, well, an example of the end game, right? Both Iron Man and Black Widow in that film, everything they choose to do is completely in line with them, but the plot in that film is fucking garbage. Yeah, so in the same way, like, okay, if you had characters, like they absolutely would want to blow up the flops school, right? And they're like, oh, I'm going to use the... I'm going to use the small hand grenade to blow up the entire building. And you're like, um, I don't think that would work. But then they do it and you're like, well, that is what the character would do if that was a thing that's plausible. So I guess you just take it off. I think I get what you mean, but I would chisel that example, because you're veering a little too close to that character must be really fucking stupid to believe. Well, no, because if it actually works, it's just like, oh, the show is stupid and doesn't understand how grenades work. I mean, at that point, I would be curious if it's some kind of in-universe grenades. They just weigh bigger or something for some reason. But if they appeal to like, here is a... No, it's explicitly inconsistent. They show a grenade earlier going to any building. Well, wait, again, if it's explicitly inconsistent, wouldn't it then be the character being stupid as well as the show being inconsistent? I feel like if the show accepts that something is going to work, it's not the character being stupid. It is the show not realizing that it's being inconsistent. Like, if the character makes a decision and is right and understand, like... I don't know. Is it the character being stupid? I think it might be both, because let's just say again, you show a bunch of grenades blown up and you're like, they're all normal. And then character is like, I'm going to blow up this entire building with this one grenade. All of us would immediately be like, you can't do that with a grenade. Why would they think you can do that with a grenade? And then the following scene, they are shown to do it with that grenade. I think our criticism might alter. We'd be like, so they could. And the character knew that, but that's not consistent with how grenades work in the world. So, you know... Yeah. Yeah. It's fun, because it's sometimes hard to categorize exactly where the problem lies with some of these things. And that's how you destroy plot without destroying character, you know? Because plot is often very character-driven. Yeah. So, like, let's say you've got this, like, I don't know, fucking crazy, intense religious guy who is all about respect for the Christian faith. And the plot starts because he, this is on Jesus, on a crucifix or something, I don't know. And you're like, I don't think he would do that. And the show is like, well, that's where the plot happens. At that point, you've lost character. I don't know. Is it intense Christians in the chat? I know you're there. How would it be? How would pissing on a crucifix go? Would that just be like... I don't know. Maybe more bizarre to me than anything else. Would it be bizarre or, like, actively offensive? Probably both, but more bizarre than anything else. What if he fucked himself up the ass with a crucifix? We're surely a man who's doing it and why. Maybe he just really loves Jesus. Check my piss, Jesus. No. Metal say, Merry Christmas, baby girl. Depends if it's on fire or not. Definitely offensive. Tame at this point. Too far even for me. Depends on the stream. Metal, I think you drove the stream, tell Maulatou so you can tell us a Krimis story. Merry Christmas, everybody. We're here to piss on Jesus. Yeah, Merry Crumbo. Yeah. Kind of fucked up because he's a baby, but, you know... No, he's actually been dead for 2,000 years, idiot. I mean, we're talking about Latin, the lore. Let me just... Merry Christmas, Moodle Boy. Merry Krimis. I don't know. Someday. When he fucking reads his DMs, he reads a lot for years, so... Jesus? Come on, Jesus. Read your DMs, the fuck. All those prayers that you send to a... The character work is what makes it so good. We have a piss on Crucifix party every Wednesday. This day and day. Should be a misunderstanding. I anti-Crucifix. Jay is kidding. Yeah, maybe you should listen to the words. I don't know. It was about these best things. So, Risa, our protestant, wouldn't be too bothered by that. Blast for me, but a pretty irreverent by Christian standards. Wait, sorry. So, the example was just in isolation. You watched a piss on a Crucifix in some show. Is that what you were saying? Yeah, so the example is like, okay, so a plot being shitty without a character, without assassinating the characters, is something that can happen, but because plot is often so character-driven, like, let's say you had a really, really intensely religious character and the plot starts because they piss on a Crucifix. And just like, there's no justification for it. That's just something they do. That's the plot being broken in a way that also breaks character. I'm a little lost on that. I don't even know. I'm trying to picture like... I know what you mean, Jay. The opening scene is that they piss on a Crucifix. I don't know. That's why you were introduced to this character. You understand him. He's a really religious guy, and then he pisses on a Crucifix, and you're like, hang on, why did you do that? And it's never really... Yeah, when a character makes a decision that is against their motivations for the plot to happen, right? That's the kind of thing... Oh, you're saying that generates the plot somehow? Like, from that something happened? Okay. What happens for that plot? Yeah, well, I think we would all question, like, wait, why did he piss on the Crucifix? Isn't he religious? He would never do that. Jay, you're going to hell. Sure, I don't care. Did you piss on the Crucifix, Jay? Hey, Jay, this person is saying you're going to go to a place that doesn't exist. How do you feel? No. I... well, I exist, so I'm not sure how I'm going to go there. I don't know, Rax. You sure it doesn't exist? I've been to some Mandalorian comment sections that praise the show. It's pretty bad. It's pretty hellish, I don't know. Maybe I'm so close to it all the time I just internalized it as being... I don't think you need to start a channel on Pornhub. Not sure how that's relevant. They mentioned hell, Jay, so... Oh, I'm... I'm not sure... I'm still not sure how that's relevant. Tom thinks of the one euro. Fook Jesus, what did he ever do for us, huh? He died for us since, allegedly. My favorite part right now is reading the chat, not being able to use ironically calling me a sinner. James just said stop pissing on my Jesus stick. Well, you've seen the comment section whenever we tell him that the God isn't real, so who do I know? He was really just fucking buffered. Stop and golf right now. Stop and golf. Wait, what? Right? Fall back to the bottom of the hill and just look to the right. Why is there... Oh, hey, Hagrid. Why is this just Hagrid? He's the most Hagrid. Judging us silently. How did my ball jump? I'm very confused. How come? What happened to Pornhub? They had to delete like millions of videos or something. That's what I heard. I don't know what to say. Yeah, they had to do it to unverified. Okay, this map can go you dick. Why did they... Why did they do that? They were unverified. I'm guessing because they... When they haven't verified videos, there could be anything in them, and therefore it's risky legally to have anything up there that might be really really bad. Yeah. Merry Christmas and happy birthday to Jesus. Peace to the long men and the Mandoids. Oh, shit. Are they called Mandoids? The ones who like that. This is actually... I just realized this entire map is like the arrival at Hogwarts. Okay. Oh, I guess it's Harry Potter map then. I must have... Up the first thing, so fuck it. This is a horrifying fucking first part. I know. I can't do it. I'm missing the Dirt of Potter. There's a point in trying anyway. Three seconds left. No. Oh. Oh, this one actually might have done it. The Japanese used to detect Catholics for execution by demanding people to stamp on an image of the Virgin Mary during the period of isolation. The plight of Japanese Christians during the isolation actually is really interesting period of time. I never heard of that. That's crazy. Was that... Was that Malphoy? That was Malphoy. That was on the same way. Great B. Whoa, what the fuck? Ah, okay. It's true then. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. Did you all get your Christmasy basses? Harry Potter has come in Hogwarts. Many times. So baking your tents a little bit. He lives there for like... Yeah. But just good because I needed it. I got an exercise bike for Christmas. Oh. No. Did it come with training wheels? Can I call your name? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to fall off it. Is that fair enough? I shall place... Oh, you can't go under the fucking tables. Oh, shit. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? The Harry Plormberg. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Wait, the tables are boring to us. Oh, I guess we need to go for this portal. Oh, that's a portal. Okay. Why didn't I go through the fucking pool? Oh, my God, it's witch hats. Ah, hats. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, I get all the red balls. Oh, you know what? Just get some hats and need your hall according to the house. That's pretty cool. I was going to say we could play the fucking Lord of the Rings maps, but then I realized there's copyright music in them. So I don't know. I guess we could meet the game. Yeah. Can I meet music only? That would be better. That also depends if the file is registered as music in the... Oh, rather than sound effects, you mean? Yeah. Yeah, because we'll test it, I guess. That could be anything. It's probably worth seeing even if you don't have the music chat. So you'll love it. We'll do the we'll do the all thank one. It's good. Is that Snape down there? Yes, Potions class. My God, the potion. Does anyone remember the page number he tells you to turn into? Three. Get my back up. Fuck you, game. You went, how did you go? What the fuck is this shit? Yeah, that's the same thing that happened to me. Oh, you guys are really bad, huh? Oh, yeah. Like, I'm really good at Harry Potter stuff. Oh, there we go. Cool. Dude. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chat. Harry Potter's not very good. Look at Snape's cape. That's why it's bad. It's as a series as a whole. Let it even be. I get to say this in this community because they have standards here. Yeah, I mean, we've said this again and again. If we were to rewatch Harry Potter, it could turn out that it's really bad, but I don't know yet. Um, so like, oh my God, for example, the plot of, um, okay, the characters are pretty solid for the most part, right? I saw a video about how Ron Weasley was kind of assassinated. Oh, yeah. Well, that's that's the adaptation argument, though. So he, well, no, well, isn't he like retarded throughout? They do it in the show as well. Like he's a, maybe he's just a retard. No, I mean, whatever, I'm not invested in this. They change him a lot to the, uh, from the, um, from the books to the films, giving a lot of his triumphant moments to Harry instead of letting him keep them, right? Quidditch is hard. Um, okay. Cool. Thanks. Uh, so like fans of Ron would be frustrated, but he's consistent with how they run. Well, like that's the thing. The films have probably given you the impression because in the, in the book, he's fucking ginger. Oh, okay. Wow. Racism. Or gingers, I guess. Ginger. So I came down this ramp that was longer expecting it to be maybe easier because it's longer, but it's not. It's, it's not easier. Oh, what is the sound? Someone coomed. Yeah, they came down that ramp. What's the sound? Sorry. I can hear sorry Harry Potter sounds like someone talking. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is dead. You're a wizard, Harry. And you are a Harry wizard. You know, Hagrid's not a wizard. Oh wait. Can Hagrid cast spells? I can't remember. He can. Sort of. He's got his umbrella. Yeah. He's got an umbrella. Not as good as I want, sure, but it's still pretty good. I always want to do the potions work for muggles or not. Muggles? Because like surely if they do, for muggles. Like surely, I mean, first of all, like, I mean, Kate, Harry Potter's world building is pretty broken. Um, Where's one you were the one who said it was good the other day? Was there someone else? That, that was someone. Okay. So like the, I think the only thing that Harry Potter really has is character. I think it was Fringy that said Harry Potter's good world building. Did he? I think so. It might be. Either that he had said it on a good world building, or that he liked the world. So in terms of like magic systems plot, basically everything that is in character, the show isn't very good at it. Oh my god, he's so controlling. Okay, sorry. I should clarify. Um, it builds the world. Okay. So like it presents you. It is good at like communicating the world to you. Liar. But the world communicates to you, doesn't make any fucking sense. I, I will believe that. Okay. I think the show, I feel the troll actually work. I think it just goes over the fucking line of things that would be functional. How do you live with yourself? Um, like it's all of the most interesting questions that might happen within the world. It kind of just ignores, um, so like appreciate it. Birtle. Huh? I see it. I see it. Look at the sight. So like potions for example. What is happening? She's just wibbly wobbling down there. Oh, I'm not on my screen. She's got, oh, she's, she's, she's an obstacle. Yeah. She's a fucking money middle. Always getting in the way. So, um, as a fuck. As a fuck. I can't remember. I can't remember the point I was making about Harry Potter right now. Well, I mean like the plot. So like, for example, the try was a tournament plot, um, has the, uh, I don't know. Okay. The potions, right? Like a really interesting question that the series just avoids answering is like what if it wasn't actually tries to like benefit by going into Muggle society and secretly using magic? Or things like time. Yeah, exactly. But like, at some point you would assume that like people would actually figure out that shit's going down. That's weird. Yeah. Cause all it takes is one wizard to, to film themselves doing magic and then boom. You did it up. Wait, are you saying like a wizard that's like, fuck this, the humans need to know the truth sort of thing. Yeah. Okay. It takes one wizard to make that decision or to make the decision that, um, okay, you know what? I'm going to go and sell potions to Muggles saying that it's like, you know, um, a special medicine or something. And I'm going to make a fucking killing. Alex Showns a wizard? Is Alex Showns a wizard? Check out Brain Force. Brain Force. Imagine if soy was one of the major ingredients and loads of Harry Potter potion. It's like, it'll make you taller, it'll make you stronger, but it's got soy in it, you're like, um, soy. Oh, look at that. The damn book. Dean. One of the reasons to run Hermione get together is because Ron saves Hermione. Fuck that. As if I remember the fucking storyline of those movies right now. Yeah, but the storyline of the Triwizard Tournament, for example, is that Voldemort tricks Harry into participating in the Triwizard Tournament. I mean, the start of the film, you're introduced to the concept of a port key, which is just an object, the one they use as a demonstration at the beginning is a boot, which, when you touch the boot, it takes you to a preset location that it's been enchanted with, right? Port key. Yeah, port key. It takes you to the location when you touch it. Pretty simple. Seems like a really useful spell that you would see way more often in the world, but fuck it. Hey, is it fucking teleportation at the touch of other forms of teleportation in there? Oh, we're in the chamber of secrets now. Neato. Can it go below? Yeah, kind of. Oh, also, this moment is fucking really lame. His name is an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort. Yeah, that's fucking, yeah. Did he plan that? Was that something he was motivated to do? Was he? Okay, this name I choose has to be an anagram of I am Lord, and then the name I've got these left to work with. I remember thinking this in the fucking cinema when I saw this shit. Tom, normal name. So your name Riddle? A little bit weird, but I'm cool with that. Marvolo? That's clearly because they're the letters you had left. Yes. Just like they did if she was left with like X, Y, Z, Q, Z. It's just like Tom. Riddle. It is so like, okay, so either he planned this or it's a coincidence and both of those are hilariously stupid. Marvolo. Marvolo. And it's like it's not even quite significant, but it's so dumb that it like it just pulls you out of the film or the book, I guess. I don't remember if it's actually in the book. It's like it is just like fucking Spider-Man taking off his leg and throwing it up Dr. Rock towards the end of Spider-Man 2. Like even if that ends up not even mattering in the next scene, like he's got his leg back and none of it actually even happened. Oh my god, Dementors. And take you out of it. It's like what? If I just seen. J help Dementors. Dementors help. Oh no. Expecto Patronum. That's racist. And I literally. Then the Triwizard tournament is the plot. Okay, you have porkies. They're on the thing in the world. Voldemort gets Harry to participate in a dangerous tournament. Right. Where one of the events is fighting a dragon, essentially, not fighting, but surviving a dragon. One of the events is like surviving Mer people under water, which I think are really dangerous, if I recall. Yeah, they're even kind of scary. Then what's the other event? The maze. What was that? Oh yeah, the maze. That's the final event, which does have loads of like death traps. You can kind of just randomly suck you into it and you're out. Yeah, it doesn't seem very well balanced. Yeah. Like I remember thinking like, how does this fucking work? Is this luck? Yeah, also, if you're on that mermaid challenge on the lake, what if you don't figure out the clue that you have to breathe underwater? Like you're just not even able to compete. Yeah, yeah. That's a part of the competition, yeah, I guess. Well, that's fucking lame. Well, if you don't solve the riddle, you can't even like do the challenge. Like, okay. Then, okay, so stupid shadow thing. What more tricks? Voldemort managed to get Harry's name pulled for the tournament, which apparently they can't override, which is pretty stupid, because you're supposed to have to be 18 to compete in the tournament. But the Magic Cup said that Harry's competing. The Magic Cup said so. He's agreeing with the Magic Cup. The Magic Cup said so. It's a goblet. It's not a cup. You didn't read the book. Right. It's a goblet of fire. So, okay, okay. So Voldemort's plan, though, is to get, is so that when Harry picks up the trophy, the trophy is actually a porkey, which will take Harry to Voldemort, because Voldemort needs Harry for his resurrection, right? He needs Harry's blood or something. Wait, Jay, can I pause you? I just want to pause you one sec. If any of you have my streamer, that's a pretty cursed image to open the level on. I'm going to kill you, Harry. Pause it. Oh, my God. I guess that's Harry. Yeah. Oh, God, what the hell? Please don't kill me, Harry. Okay, carry on. So he goes through these three, mortally dangerous challenges, right, that you have to be 18 to compete in, that could absolutely have killed him. But Voldemort needs him alive as well. That's important. Or he literally can't resurrect himself. I assume that- Well, wait. But how else could he possibly get into him without going through the Triwizard tournament to touch the goblet of fire that also happens to be a porkey? How could he possibly do it in any other way? I think it's what you have made. The porkey at the beginning that they use as an example is literally a shoe. They could literally have made Harry's shoes into a porkey. Any object that Harry's going to be touching. Any object that Harry might touch. Oh, we have to force him to go through this like entire tournament for no reason. So that at the end of the story, he gets- Harry got killed by the dragon, which is what would happen in real life because it's a fucking dragon. Oh, I remember the dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, remember that those things, those kids will be fucking dead. Ah, bullseye. Okay, so great plan, Voldemort. I can see why you died. The one that mentioned calling Mandaloreans Mandoids, which is very disrespectful, by the way, ended with, and a baby Yoda was born, but Luke showing up in Mando did save the show or saved the show, sorry. Posing essentially. Oh my god. Um, what are T-Pos? Yeah, the idea of Luke showing up saved Mando's show is just amusing to me. Oh my god, what the fuck? Oh, he fell. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh no, double dick. He's got- was he got shades on? Dungton, double-doh. Oh, those tears? Oh, they're like little goals. Oh, there are glasses. Dude, get this one in, Jay. That was crazy. Sorry? Crazy. Coom. Coom. Oh my god, this map is so intense. I love that this map made it so that Jay just starts shitting all over Harry Potter. I've just been listening because I don't know anything about it. Hang attention. Chat, how are you doing on the Harry Potter front? Are you like- How do you feel on the 8U? Do you think that Jay's been unfair, fair, and how do you feel about Harry Potter as a series? The show specifically. Fuck the bugs. Yeah. I mean, the fucking movies. It was the Harry Potter movie. It was the Harry event, and yes. Why didn't they just make Harry's next soup spoon a fucking port key? Let me make his underpants that. He just teleports to Voldemort just wearing those. He's like, oh, uh- Hey, what's up? Jay, what's the best Harry Potter movie? I always- Well, I can't really like- I haven't done a street valuation of them all. These are just things like- The- Are glaring issues, so I remember them. But, um- I always was quite partial to Chamber of Secrets. That's the one I would put on if I was going to watch a Harry Potter film. Like Harry Pooper? I honestly don't even fucking remember, like, which one is the good one if there even is one. All was well. And the fuck am I looking at here? Whoa. No, definitely not. Wait. Oh, babe. I know how to go that way. It was a trick. Oh, what? I went into the harder one. Wait, am I winning? What's happening? I went between them because I'm very big in spots. Booty. So long. I'm working for them. I love Chamber of Secrets. I would push Harry down the stairs. Chamber of Secrets is the worst one. You want us to- Fuck! You want us to eat that movie's Hunger Games and Harry Potter. Ask a band's best, Jay. What is your Hogwarts house? Bill Blint together from the- Slytherin. Slytherin, lame. The correct answer is a Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. The thing is as well that- Harry Potter houses are based on personality traits. So like, cunning is the Slytherin trait. And they're all- They're all- Cunning. Cunning, yeah. That's why I'm a Slytherin. So it's loyalty, cunning. Loyalty is Hufflepuff. Cunning is Slytherin. Bravery is Gryffindor. Intelligence is Ravenclaw. So I'm like, there are all these, like, I think other facts, but like, here's the thing. If you're a student in that house when you were 11, you might, you might have like, gone on like- You might have grown as a person by the time you were like 18. No. Your final year of school. So, imagine- So Jay doesn't understand what those sorting hat does, which is to scan your brain and know exactly what you're going to be and are, and puts you in the correct house. Idiot. And like, the thing as well is like, all Slytherins are treated as like, just they are the evil ones, even by the 7th and 12th when they're in their 7th year. And you're like, um, I feel like that's unfair. I feel like that's kind of bullshit. Oh, that person added a correction. Luke didn't save the show, but it might have saved the franchise by undoing his character assassination. I think the sequels are done. They still exist right now. He's still heading there. Even if you saw him kill the robots. Heart not funny. I couldn't make one with my hand. I'm very upset. See, it's a metaphor for how oppressive the school system is. It's, it's it. Oh, maybe. House racism. I don't remember them ever like becoming like, you know, woke to the house being shit. I don't, I don't feel like that's, Hogwarts is always portrayed as I recall. It's pretty good. Mel, ready up so I can know. Thing. What? Maybe I'm misremembering. But, uh, yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember the fucking house ever being ever being portrayed in anything other than the positive light. Hey chat. This is Lord of the Rings. Enjoy. It's really cool. Oh, now I'm going to talk about how bad Lord of the Rings is. Oh my God. All right. Now you're pushing it. Okay. You're pushing it. Okay, let's do it. You can see when Harry, um, goes to Mount Doom. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, when Harry goes to Mount Doom with the Enterprise and he says to Sherlock, may the odds be ever in your favor. Fuck in. Vulcan. Potter. No, I've already done Star Trek. I said he wouldn't run the Enterprise. Cute Star Trek twice. There's loads of them. Come sleep. Come sleep. Remember like 2011 when those memes were popular for some reason? Oh, Diego has said, uh, did you all see Star Wars Theory's reaction to Mando episode eight where he cried? No, no, no. Oh, yes. No, no, no, no, no. We didn't see that, but I've heard about it. I can't wait to see it. No, I'm just being, there may be an implication. I mean, I have seen it and it was the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed in my fucking life. Let's just say, let's just say there might be a hint of it in. Are we flying? Just a hair of it in. Yeah. Do you remember this? This is when the the ants go caught into the Lord of the Rings land. Oh, I can't control my ball with WASD. What the fuck? Into. Awesome. I'm wearing my foot ahead of me. Metal to the other controls and he's somehow ahead of me. I was dropping W. Motherfucker is still playing the music. It really is tied to sound effects. No, wait. Someone said he cries in every episode and I'm prepared to believe that. Every episode. What do we need to check his reaction to Boba Fett? I want to see if he cried when Boba Fett shot his gun and fired out of his knee rockets. I want to see if he cried. Like Boba, I'm so glad you made it like they're long lost friends or something. And I thought you're MIA in the war. I haven't seen you since case on. Can I just say that the combination of the words knee and rockets is just a fucking most hilarious thing ever. Okay. Well, you know, that's because you're a dumbass. You don't know that the new rockets are actually really viable. Like the portmanteau. What about toes? Portmanteaus. Toast. That man. It's a new rocket viable. Yeah, it's a balls as a vagina lightsaber or a penis rapier. Yeah, I don't know. Or what about a what about having armpit barbed wire? Um, it seems like it might backfire a little bit. I don't know. I'm not an expert in armpit barbed wire. What about a taint pipe? Taint pipe? I don't even know if I find it funny, but I thought at first you said taint pipe. And I was like, what is a taint pipe? I don't like the sound of it. Also, yeah, I had to turn the music off. Just picture Lord of the Ring. Oh, chat. Check this bit out. Oh my God. It's the eye is looking. Look at that shit. It's fucking soaring. Oh, God, oh, God. Someone's asking if I'm in the stream. No. Oh, man. I'm glad Rags isn't here. I hate that guy. I know. Now I could. Now I could feel free to have all of my opinions without worrying about disagreeing with them. No, no, I've got it. I've got to check the opinion sheet now that he isn't here to tell me which ones are okay. I've got to check the reference. Yeah. He left us one in case of his absence. Yeah. Okay. The game is just making really fucking weird noises right now. Same for me. I've played this map like three times before, so I shouldn't be doing that. Oh. Shame broker. I see. Who am I? I'm going to restart. Oh, what? I just got to Saron. Yeah, but both metal and I are getting really fucking lame noises. Yeah. Epic eyes and guard. Hopefully it doesn't happen. I don't see how that's my problem. Oh, wait. Did it freeze for me now? No, I restarted. It should push back to lobby. Yeah, the lobby is kind of frozen for me right now. Can you change the friction? Change the friction? Whoa. Allow golf clubs. What happens if you don't allow golf clubs? Oh, weird. Also, I can't change any of the options. I guess they're preset. Lobby has redeemed itself. Like your stream for the holiday. I know, right? But yeah, I still think that Luke turning up hasn't. I wouldn't say it saved the franchise any more than it was never going to die because people were going to keep, you know, being cool with Star Wars anyway. I don't even know what can kill Star Wars at this point. Ducky. I don't know how many TLJs they'd have to release before nobody goes to see it anymore. I know. I'm finding the weapon that will kill Star Wars right now. It is a crotch chain gun. I feel like that probably exists somewhere. I feel like there's probably a character in the world with a crotch chain gun. Well, there's a guy with like a, he's like a revolver on his, on his dick and, fuck, what's the film? Just called on. That's it. That you're thinking of sex machine. That's it. I like that character a lot. Everyone likes that character a lot. Mary objectively best holiday moves kick back and enjoy some rhino nog. Hell yeah. Rhino nog all the way. Halloween is objectively best holiday. Oh, well, we can still enjoy rhino nog on Christmas though. And Halloween again. Rhino nog. Yeah, that's just the truth, guys. Rhino nog. Some harsh truths they deliver in the dark. Sorry. They got distracted. This one says, is rags throwing a tantrum this time? When is rags ever thrown a tantrum? I don't know if I throw in a tantrum. Maybe they don't know what a tantrum is. Stop yelling. Stop it rags. Hey, that's my meme. No, I was stealing it. Or Jesse Cull. Oh, I popped in on Southpaw stream for a little while. I think it was last night. Yeah, he was reading comments of his video. And I popped in and a comment of Jesse popped up. And so I was like, you want to read the comment of your mate there? It was funny. Stop it, Jesse. I can't use my hands to slap though, because I'm playing golf. Oh, oh, my camera. Fuck, fuck. Rags is a good boy. Scratches his chin. Oh, there you go. Oh my god, Yoda. But I'm sorry I ruined your stream. We're all just kidding. Mary best holiday best YouTuber. Wow. Very kind. Have any of you watched slash red attack on Titan yet? No. If not, why are you gay? I mean, Oh, it's the first episode and got bored. I watched the first two seasons a long time ago and I don't remember a lot of it. It apparently has the raw seal of approval. I that doesn't mean anything to me. I feel like that that's either meaningless or like actively a bad thing to me. Like you're saying that the god of the sun wouldn't have good taste. Yeah, he likes everything too bright and hot. Mando doesn't own any of its payoffs or stand up to scrutiny, but seeing Luke save the day was a payoff in itself. A what? What? Why explain? Is it just because you saw because you saw up to the arc of Star Wars being terrible for so long? Like at least we got this. It's a payoff to the arc of the sequels. We finally did it. The redemption arc. It's the arc of the sequels going. It goes on to say Boba Fett to to a lesser extent. Why? How is that a payoff? He just showed up. He showed up and shot a bunch of idiots. Why is this the standard? Moot, a lot of the rings are some genuine issues that make me think the films are overrated. What, for example? I don't know if we want to talk about this. Well, Jay is here. If he ever wants to watch these, but I mean, I've watched them in a while. I'll probably do a batch of off defending it, but you guys have watched it not too long ago, I guess. I mean, there are. Are we fucking through me? If anything. Did you see that? Did I see what? I found very inconvenient way. I'll just say. That's your fault, isn't it? What was the point of the dubstep troopers just for Luke to destroy them all without trying? Yeah. Was that confusing for you? Of course, that was what it was. That's entirely. It worked. Worked so well. Have any of you watched Donnie Darko? If so, opinions, I have not watched that show. I haven't seen it in too long. It's a movie, but I haven't seen it in ages. Idiot. They're going to make a more diverse version called Devante Darko, and it's probably going to be shit and it's going to ruin all the characters. But, you know, it's a part of the course. Boy took it to boy. No reason. And gay. All right. I have an example for the issues. I'll just direct that to you two guys, because I haven't seen movies in a long time. So when Aragorn is trapped on the wall at Helm's Deep, and Orcs is just rushing at him, and he is safe because the Orcs raise a ladder on the inside of the wall and right next to a staircase, he grabs the ladder, swings down, and runs away to live. That's just one example, but that's probably one of the strongest. That's one of the strongest? All right. Yeah, these movies are great. Yeah, it will be safe. I mean, I would have to, like, it's just probably not the best time. I'd need to see it and then probably read what they said again, because I, to be honest with you, I'm not sure what the criticism was there. Yeah, is it like the idea that he couldn't survive in that situation, or it's not likely that he would survive? So for what Aragorn, I am a beast. They raised the ladder right next to him, and that was really lucky, I guess. Are you fucking kidding me? Yes. Actually, no. What the hell? Oh, I'm going to cry. What the flu? You got a pre? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to pre. I'm going to get you banned from Twitch by preying on your stream. Sim, for preying. For preying. Why have you been banned? I preed too much. Why? I told you, for JJ, you should have done me three days. Well, that's what I heard what happened to some streamer. I don't know. You preed on stream? No, I think some streamer flashed, like, fully on stream. I don't know what the context is, but apparently it was only a three-day ban, and the monetization was still there. And other people got banned and demonetized forever for way less. Twitch. I only saw things on Twitter. I never read up to it, because frankly, I'm not that interested. But, you know. People will criticize the sequels and not apply their same metric to the Mandalorian because no one wants to hurt the sacred cow. Maybe rags can teach us about the Moses story and the golden calf. Um, sure. She jammed. So in the Moses clam out full on. So the Moses story about the golden calf is, so yeah, like if I was going to criticize the Bible, God forbid, this would be one of those weird writing things that I'd probably say you should get rid of in the first half of the Bible according to God. Right? So that's what he said. I don't care. What's that? What's that? Well, he said God forbid criticizing the Bible. I'm like, hey, he might actually forbid that. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, he does, kind of. But in the Moses story, after Moses leads the Hebrews out of Egypt, which never happened, they walk around in the desert for 40 years, even though it should take them like two weeks on foot. But they walk around in the desert for 40 years, right? And shortly after leaving Egypt, all of the Hebrews are, they're getting a little, they got some discontent. They're not going to, they're not happy. You know, they just got released from their slavery. They just witnessed the 10 plagues, the fucking parting of the Red Sea, the huge pillar of fire. They witnessed some crazy shit, some insane miracles, and some crazy ass magic. All right? They witnessed all these. And they get a little upset. They don't want to walk around in the desert anymore. They're just getting a lot of discontent. So while Moses, while Moses is up on the, the Moses goes up to the top of the hill, I forget which one it was. The hill, I forget the name of the hill, so it doesn't matter though. He goes up to the top of the mountain to get the first out of the 10 commandments, right? And when he comes back down, he notices that all the Hebrews, they have fashioned a golden calf and are worshiping it as their new God. Because the Hebrews are so fucking stupid that after they witness the 10 fucking plagues of Egypt, the massive pillar of fire, the parting of the Red Sea, that all assists them in escaping slavery in Egypt, they're just like, yeah, well, we're just going to make a golden calf and it's going to be our new God. Because, like, what the fuck? How stupid do you have to be? It's kind of badly written. So yeah, anyway, they get swallowed up. Yeah, they get like killed. God, like Moses, he Moses is so infuriated at their incredible stupidity that they've just abandoned Jehovah and are now worshiping a new God that he smashes the first set of commandments down on the ground. It's just a mess. It is upset. And then I think all these Israelites who worship the calf get like fucking swallowed up and fire killed or something. Wait, so you're saying the people who like Mandalorian are going to get swallowed up in some kind of... The people who like Mandalorian are going to get swallowed up in Disney's new Star Wars world? So that's the last thing we take from this. So I said, a person is intelligent. People are dumb. No, no, don't you fucking dare. That is, like, how... Again, you witness the 10 plagues of Egypt, which are in fucking nuts. Then you got the huge ass pillar of fire. Oh my God. Then you've got the parting of the Red Sea at Moses's command through the Hebrew God, right? This dude who's getting you out of slavery, he parts a fucking ocean so you could walk across it and then it swallows up the Pharaoh's chariot so when they try to come and get you, right? And shortly afterwards, you're like, yeah, that was all right, I guess, but we're not too happy right now so we're going to fucking worship this old man. Okay, what's the calf do? What's its powers? What can it do? So... Does it shoot lasers? Someone said, pretty sure Joshua led the Hebrews into the Promised Land. That's correct, because Moses never got to go into the Promised Land because I think the story goes that despite all the shit that Moses did, God's a prick. And Moses, when they needed water, I think the Hebrews needed water. So, God said to strike a rock and if you do that with your staff, water will come out and that will give water to the Hebrews. And I think the story is that Moses didn't believe it or Moses had doubts about it and so he struck the rock in a way that he was really unsure if it would actually happen and because he doubted the Lord, he was punished as he would never be able to visit. He'd never make it to the Holy Land, the Promised Land. I think, I'm not sure. I think that's the story. I'm not sure about this part though. So, someone correct me if I'm wrong. Someone said he should pray to the rock and he struck it. Okay, I got you. Okay, got you. Moses hit the rock for water when God told him to just speak to the rock. Now, and because Moses doubted God, God said, oh yeah, well, fuck you. You die before you ever get to the Promised Land, which I think, I'm thinking is a little, you know, a little harsh, but fair enough. Actually a little piece of shit. God is hilarious. Whatever I hear about this story. God is a fucking... The Bible is a long list of God's horrific failures to enact his ridiculous plans. He was practicing that point. He didn't know. What was the story where he let one of his believers kill his own children? It was like, yeah, he cooled out. Someone said, good God rags, not a thing you said was accurate. I think most of it was. I think it was just said in an inflection that your Bible school teacher didn't tell you. So, like, the thing, my favorite, to be fair, it's got to be in character with someone who would build an entire universe of people and then insist that they worship him. Like, you're not getting a normal person out of that who has, like, a... Oh, yeah, God is a... God is a big, generous prick. Like, Batman probably isn't that normal. That's what Fringy said. He's, like, really going to look forward to in this, the Robert Pattinson one, was the angle that he's a bit disturbed. Why have you gone immediately to Batman? Because you reminded me of it with the, you wouldn't be a person like this without probably having something wrong. Not that God and Batman are comparable because Batman's a good piss. Someone said God's poorly written. He's like, no, he's not poorly written. He's an excellent, consistent, evil, and stupid character. I feel like he probably is in places, right? Or he does, or he's what? Or he's inconsistent, rather than... Well, my RE teacher said about the whole incest was chill with Noah, but isn't now. And I said, well, what changed his mind? She said he just, he just, he changed his mind. By the way, God changed his mind about incest. Never changed his mind about slavery. Also, anyone's welcome to be like, that teacher's a dumbass. Like, yeah, that's fine, but that's still... She did fucking, I guess nobody told her what the actual answer to that is. I have, I need to make my 10 commandments just to see how they compare. Thou shall commit incest, but not... Exclusively incest. Only in this time zone. My chat is still talking about Harry Potter and a lot of the rings. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Bible. What is next? You can only fuck on February the 29th. The next soup chest is such a wholesome Christmas coom stream, but coom is spelled K-H-U-M with the... What are the little two dots above the U called? Noomlau. Noomlau, right? Noomlau. But when God is with Sodom, just because they're like, butt stuff. But after God flooded the earth to repopulate Noah's daughters, Noah drunk and raped them. Dude, the fucking, like, this is, like the stories of the Bible are nuts. Yeah. If God is all powerful, why does he have to commit genocide to achieve anything? Which time? Yeah, I mean, that's a good question. Did God want Russell Crow to play Noah? Like, y'all know the story of Elisha and the Shibairs? Like, you know, genocide should probably be a last resort in most situations, I feel like. Yeah. You know, maybe. Maybe. Morally powerful. Are we God, man? So, I don't know, maybe, maybe if that's the thing he resorts to, he's either immoral or stupid, because he could literally do anything he wants. Well, someone hasn't been taught. Someone had not swallowed up on fire. Well, killed in some way, I think. So, this is the story of Elisha and the Shibairs, right? This is great. This is one of my favorite Bible stories. Shibas. This is one that oddly, I didn't see much of when I was a young one. From there, Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. Get out of here, Baldi, they said. Get out of here, Baldi. Oh, I know the story. He turned around, looked at them, and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys. That's a slow start. There's just bears. Hey, man. Oh, my God. This is fantastic. Like, holy shit. The wild stream dude, I love it. Oh, so yeah, don't fuck with Old Testament God. Well, you know the really new Testament God, but don't fuck with Old Testament God. He will fuck you up. That spelling of Kuhn, by the way, that's relevant to Lord of the Rings. Khazadum has the spelling with the thing you said. Umlaut was it, right? I think? Does it or does it not? Someone said, I feel like Rags is a little jaded because he found he actually had to earn his way to heaven because he's not a real dog, therefore it's not an instant ticket. So I was raised Catholic and for the Catholics, you had to do good things to get into heaven. You couldn't just, you know, get dunked in some water and accept Jesus and you're good forever. You had to actually like do good stuff. You had to be a good person. And this seems so reasonable to me, like at the time. And then I learned that apparently a lot of other denominations were like, yeah, that's dumb. You don't, you don't earn your way into heaven. Like God's love is just a gift that he gives to you. And as long as you accept him, you're fucking set. You don't have to earn your way into heaven. And I'm like, man, that's, I, it's okay. Like, man. Like every arbitrary, um, I feel that feels really unjust that if you have the right, like, because, okay, let's be honest, if you get taught the right thing, that's, that's, that's, uh, that's what most people's, uh, most, that's what determines most people's religion, most people's religion is what they're taught. God is so bright. People who convert, but, uh, even then, you know, it's, it's material they found, right? What appeals to them. Why is, why is that the, uh, the deciding factor of whether or not you should have eternal happiness or eternal, right? Eternal torture. Well, it depends on which, uh, group you are. Like some, uh, some Christians believe in annihilation. A lot of Christians don't even believe in hell. And then there's the one who, you know, then there's the torment hell. So it really depends on which one you believe in. Wait, what happened, Mel? Oh, you see the end. Yeah. Hey, man, this is fucking, this is the best Lord of the Rings content you're going to be getting for a long time considering. Yeah. The new show is going to come out and it's going to shit on everything. At least there will be terrible, terrible sex scenes in it. Oh, yeah. That's, yeah, we're going to be getting sex scenes. Yeah, you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be down with that. Which, you know, maybe I just, you just don't, you don't associate sex scenes in Lord of the Rings really to you. It's just like, huh, okay. All right. Will we get in the end sex scene? I'm just saying, I want to see some seedlings. So that hell is the world without Batwoman? I know, I know, I agree. Hell is the world without Batwoman. Merry Christmas, you beautiful massives. Merry Christmas. Oh my God, we're controlling the thing again. But this time we're flying. It's like a Boba Fett. What's happening to me? Oh, I'm safe. I'm not feeling this Christmas thing at all. Halloween really is the superior holiday. Merry Christmas, y'all. Merry Christmas and a happy Halloween. Oh, I'm going to lie. It's probably one of the shitest Christmases in the history of Christmases. For a fucking load of people. Those people aren't getting the family together this year, unfortunately. Since like probably like a major war, this is one of the shitest Christmases for the world at large. Shitmases. You know, I'm sure individual people have had shit Christmases in this. But, uh, like... Remember when God made Job's life as miserable as possible because he went on a bet with Satan? Yeah, that was great. Shouldn't bet with Satan. That was a great story. Forevermore. I don't know, though. I'd like to visit the city of Dis Ones. I had a roommate who hardcore believed tattooing fire or a snake on your surface marrying you to the devil. And martial arts is just summoning demons to take over your body. Damn. That sounds fucking gangster. How are you guys so far ahead of me? Like, I don't understand why you guys are... You're really bad at Lord of the Rings. You are pretty bad at Lord of the Rings. I bet you don't even wear rings. Oh! Merry Christmas all from Florida Man. Wait, have I jumped ahead? Florida Man. Oh, it's Florida Man. He's famous. Florida Man. He's done some... He's done some crazies, right? I believe in you. Yeah. One. This is the softcore erotica. That's kind of hard. I feel like it goes past softcore at some points, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Search your feelings. I know you want to see knee rockets versus knee sabers in one of these $10 billion shows. Hail the Saber Army, man. Didn't someone show us a guy who had an armor set in Star Wars that had loads of lightsabers poking out of it? Do you remember that? Yes. It's like loads of the lightsabers all around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was out of his arms and his kneecaps, and oh, that's some edgy, the hedgy shit, man. Oh, totally, yeah. I think you had that suit, but with dark sabers, though. Someone asked, does Shad believe Earth is 6,000 years old? Good question. I don't fucking know. I think Shad wasn't Shad. He can answer. Christmas became shit when they removed the orgies and whined out of the lore, worst retcon ever. I don't want an orgy in a holiday you spend with your family. I'm sorry. Wow. I actually subscribed to the Church of Last Thursdayism. Our tenants are that the Earth is actually... It was only created last Thursday, but you were created with all of your memories intact and the appearance of age. This could all be a simulation that started one second ago. Can you believe it? Well, I mean, like, right now this can't be true, but when you're thinking back on this memory, the world might not even have started yet. Oh, God. Now, as I'm saying this, the world might not have started yet, but you and the future, I see you thinking back on the memory of hearing this. The world has started for you now. When this was happening? No world yet. Jesus. Christians don't believe in Genesis actually accurate. Yeah. Most Christians do not believe it is a literal retelling. It is a figurative story meant to portray certain themes and values, et cetera, that it's a symbolic of a lot of stuff about the fall of man, et cetera, and the creation of the world. They don't actually think it's a... Rightfully so. They don't think the Bible is a science book. Like Catholics, right? We taught evolution and all that stuff. In that sense, they were pretty progressive. Jay called me this the worst Christmas because he stays away from hanging himself. Don't do it, Jay. We need the roll. Don't do it, Jay. You have so much to e-fap for. Ew. Very happy massives. My Christmas Eve dinner just finished. Galathar came by. He makes a pretty good photographer. We're probably not getting our grandma back though. Rag should be proud. Oh, I see. Galathar took the grandma. Okay. I'm going to this side of the world now. Kid Eater. Someone said, there's an ideology that you die every day and get reborn because you're always a slightly different person than the day they were before. Thoughts? I mean, that sounds like a... Man, that happened for that. I heard that when your brain and private happens to you anyway, right? Well, I've heard that when your brain enters deep sleep, there's the idea that your consciousness stops and so you technically die in a way and then you wake up as a new person with all the same memories, et cetera. I don't know. I'm not going to think about it too much. But if... I don't know. Your episodic memory is the only thing is what makes you capable of a stream of consciousness essentially and the way that we understand it. So it's like... Is it episodic memory? Yeah. What does that mean? Like memory of events and like orders that they happen and stuff. Like understanding that you exist in the world and it's progressing. Oh, okay. Rags needs to review Greek mythology next. Hell, yeah, man. Greek mythology is fucking insane. Isn't Norse mythology funny, though, with the horse? Yeah, some is... It's fucking weird, but like all of them are super weird. We're just used to the Christian mythology. So it's like... It doesn't seem like it's as crazy as the other ones, but there's a lot of really crazy stuff. Oh, the dog troopers. I don't know. I mean, there's demons. There's demons, right? I mean, this is pretty cool, I'll say. Which is weird that there's demons running around. Am I destroying J-Golf? Got the demons running around, cool people. I am... Whoa, Jay, you're school. Holy shit. Hello. You're a little behind on the point. Oh, yeah. Well, I timed out on three holes, and the maximum was apparently 27, so that's why that happened. There's no other reason. No. It's ironic that Christmas comes first for the Halloween fans. Such is life. Huh? Christmas is great. Christmas comes first for the Halloween, but it's Christmas now. Halloween comes first, and then Thanksgiving, and then... We've already had... What? I'm very confused by this one. We did the Halloween one. It was really fun. We played Little Hope. Oh, I have three set. Yeah. Also, did we accidentally get some Mando episode 8 footage in Drinker's review? He asked... So, I think Drinker feels that the show is a mixed bag, and he wanted to show different reactions. Drinker is wrong. The show is horseshit. He wanted to show the two types of reactions to the Luke scene, so he was easy... He was easy for him to find reactions with people crying and going nuts, but he was like, damn, does anyone criticize it? And he was like, mubishly, can I have footage of you reacting to it? And I was like, sure, buddy. Spread it far and wide. And then I saw... We'll probably bring it up on like a future stream or whatever, but there was just a comment that was like, Jesus Christ, the EFAP crew is so pretentious. Do they enjoy anything? Fuck off. You ready to go for the comment? I just... Comments? I'm sick of it. That's bullshit. Easy Luke waving his little little pootie saber around. And it's just like, enjoy it. Enjoy it. You fuck. You fuck. Quite a bad shot. And I enjoy it, you fucks. When Luke took his hood off, I knew he was in character. Luke couldn't wear a hood. For long. I wouldn't bring it up in like the video because I know that everyone would be fucking ass mad that I would. But we've talked about it. It's just like how dumb it is that he keeps the fucking hood on throughout his entire fight with the robots. Yes. It's very silly, but I actually kind of glad they made that decision instead of showing his fate that entire time. They could have just done it from behind the whole time so you don't see his face. Yeah, they could have. They could have done a whole thing. They could have done a whole thing really. Fake faces don't look that bad from a distance, either. Predictions for Wonder Woman 1948-1984. Ten more. You shit. Bad. It's going to be shit like the first one is shit. I don't think it's going to have anything to do with the book. Guys, the first Wonder Woman is not okay. It's not good. It's terrible. Yes. We'll be watching it at some point and we're going to release like Mulan, a double feature E-fap movies, Wanda Wammons. Oh, come. It's going to be very interesting, I'd imagine. I know that I won't see a coverage until next year, but did you see Fat Man yet? And if so, what are your thoughts and high rags and Jay and Mola? That's all. Hello. Have we seen Fat Man? We've not, but it's the Mel Gibson being Santa movie, I think. And you read the synopsis of it and it sounds really funny. And yeah, we're very... It did sound really funny. We are interested in seeing it. Yeah, I'd watch it, definitely. You bet. Maybe we'll do E-fap movies. Who knows? Are you coming? Not right now, no. Why not? Um, yes. Greetings, Mewbshlee, high rags and Moodle and Jay. Hello. Hello. Hi there. The first E-fap thing I watched was Fellowship on Movies and the weed allegory jokes made me cry laughing when I needed it. So thanks and anyway, guys. That's a great... That was that. Good reference. Yeah, we had a couple of people fucking pissed that we were meming on Lord of the Rings when that happened. And Wolf in the beginning of Two Towers recording says, like, oh God, people might think we actually don't like these films and I was... I was so sit and that that would never happen, but it did. People were like, wow, do you like really hate Lord of the Rings or something? And I was just like, oh. I wonder how many people were reminded of... How many German viewers were reminded of a lot of the weed from back in the day when you did all the weed jokes. Because I was. Yeah, I might be mentioning it and I was just like, oh. Yeah. That's hilarious. Some of the jokes were kind of similar. I was like, wow, that's actually fucking funny. Yeah. Oh wait, is this another map or... Your logic mongers just can't let people have their emotional responses to Luke, can you? So what if it makes a little to no sense? Let people enjoy the pretty lights. Have you guys seen the trailer for Nobody? It looks like a fun movie. I don't know what that is. I see some people. A lot of Elrond Macbong here. Dude, look how fucking cool this is. Oh, okay. Oh, yes. If I had seen Comet in Moominland. No, though, I probably will unironically start watching Adventures in Moomin Valley because I saw I was randomly recommended one of the episodes from the show. I guess this was the 90s one. It is the second episode about the magic hat. And like, I really liked it. The characters had character and they behave sort of logically and the animation is charming and the little dialogue that they have is just sweet. And the voice acting is really good and pleasant to listen to. So I'm probably going to actually go through Adventures in Moomin Valley. And apparently there's a new one that's like 3D, but I don't know. It depends on how I feel. If I just need more Moomin content after I finish the 90s series, I might not be able to do it. Also, yeah. So this is Minds of Mauryan. It's fucking great. Mel, you'll love it even more. Poor Jay having to see Lord Ring's things without understanding them. Even though this is Fallow Ship, but still. I'm going to be healthy, but like... Okay. He'll get more trippy. Raxxels movies, he thinks they're very good. Not just good, very good. Yeah. The weed covered. Merry Crumbodinantis. You large gays. So is it rags watching anime? It's... Is that anime really? Because it's drawn... It has like a Japanese ask art style, but it doesn't look like anime. You just sort of tell it has that style to it and the way things are drawn and colored in the way that it's sort of set up aesthetically. Maybe that's why the person made Moomin just to get you to like anime. I don't know, but it's not... It sure as hell doesn't feel like an anime. Like the dialogue is good and it's fun to watch, so... Join the Moomin Collective? Like, man, I'm kind of ready. I want more Moomin content. Just released a vid making wine from wild grapes and showing the process. Now I can get myself and friends drunk for Chromosomus for free. Have yourselves a wonderful Croomble Tormsmus. That sounds nifty. Making wine, stuff like that. Ever seen sort of a stranger? It has a rags in it. I've seen sort of the stranger. It was fine. I didn't hate it. It was all right. Sort of the stranger was all right. It was fine, but I have seen that. I got a couple songs on my iTunes that I pulled from it, but... Yeah, it's all right. Merry Christmas, you massives. Hope you all enjoyed the Super Holiday. Sorry, Mola and high rags. I'm pro Christmas. I'm just more pro Halloween. Wait, Jay, where'd you go? I think I might sit out on this one. Wow. I'm just like, I can't be fucked. Jay is taking the rags position on golf video games. No, he's not. He loves golf with friends. So it's half your position, kind of. Wait, Jay left because he's losing? Yeah. He wants Avatar the Last Airbender. Why would I win what I've seen of it? It's terrible. Hey, the rags are a lot of really good shows that you can see excerpts of garbage from. True. TNG. Yeah, there are some bad TNG episodes. There are some total garbage. Have you seen TNG? I've seen a lot of it. I've seen like the first five seasons. Yeah. Oh, what's your favorite episode? I am ready. I don't know. I think there's a bunch of good answers. I'll tell you, my go-to. Well, it's like, there are lots I really like. My go-to is Dalmak. Yeah, that's a good one. I don't think it... I really like that one a lot. Yeah. If you could buy into the ridiculous premise, it is a really good episode. No, music, stop it. The ridiculous premise. Huh? What we see is ridiculous about the premise. A species that speaks in... Yeah, the language could operate like that. Dank it? I guess, yeah, there is... You would need an ability to say more... Things when you have the ability to say in that language. Yeah, but I'll accept the premise of the weird fucking language because the show and what happens in it and the character stuff with the alien captain and Picard and everyone else in the crew is so good. You're a captain, eh? I feel like it would be more justified if the aliens were more alien than they appear. As in, like, they very much look... They very much resemble humans, but with a very, you know, clear difference in the way their society operates and that their language is really fucky. Like, if they were, you know, equivalent to the arrival aliens, where we don't understand... Basically, you look at them and you don't understand any element of how their society operates, but you assume it just must do somehow. And it's all entirely foreign to us? Wow, Mel. How do you not get that right? I don't even know what I'm doing right now. Then that would be a massive improvement. Oh, it's... Oh, okay. All right. What is one... I can't remember a lot of the names. There was one where Riker was disguised as an alien as they observed the aliens. Yeah. And they had, like, the hands that... Things called. Maybe? Yeah, but I really like that one, but I don't know what it's called. Let's see. My favorite... It's just... There's a really neat line in that. It's not even that neat. It's just, like, fun. Where one gets to talk to... Oh. And it's, like, I want to... I want gods stationed outside this room 27 hours a day. You know, like... I want... That's how you know they're serious. I think it was called Yesterday's Enterprise. That's the one where they brought back Tasha Yar. Oh, that one's great. Because they kind of fucked her over with that death and that's fucking lame. And no one should defend... How she just randomly gets killed by a tar monster just like that. That's fucking lame. Spoilers. Yeah. So, yeah, this happens on the first scene, don't worry about it. So they bring her back for, like, an alternate sort of universe thing that features her very prominently. And that's really cool that they did that. And I think it was almost like an apocalypse for her. They didn't kill her off originally because they wanted... The actress wanted to leave the show. Yeah, so that's how they chose to do it. I honestly, okay, I feel like watching that happen... If I hadn't seen a lot of the show before, if I was watching this all as a new show and I saw a character just get killed off in the line of duty in what is otherwise a normal episode, the knowledge that in this is a world, this is a writing philosophy where characters can just get killed off in the... During the events of an episode, it would make the stakes feel much more real for subsequent episodes. Yeah, but they never really did that again, ever. Yeah, that's the issue. Yeah, and then you realize, oh, she just wanted off the show. So they just killed her. Oh, okay. But if they could do that, it would be like every episode would be like an edge of your seat watch. I haven't seen... I haven't watched every episode, but I did watch All Good Things and I really kind of like it. I think it's kind of... I've watched All Good Things. That's the last episode. Oh, I'm working my way through chronologically, so I've not seen that yet. Well, how about you watch a lot of The Rings, you fucking nerd? But... Oh, no, I'm confusing that. No, it's not All Good Things. I'm confusing that with... Wow. Just following me. It's a Q episode where he goes through and he sees himself in Starfleet Academy and it's about the choices that he makes. Q's there with him to kind of explore parts of his... Picard's past. No, no, it wasn't. I thought it was that episode, but it wasn't. I just got the... I think I got the name wrong. No, I don't recall that. Is that in the first work season? It's because I don't remember that. I think I was in season six. I just remember that. I just remember it because a lot of the stuff I've watched out of one way or another, you just see one here and there and here and there. So who is your favorite character? And I'm just gonna... Favorite choice? Favorite character, at least. Matter. Favorite character, and I guess then we'll relinquish the conversation back to everyone else. Favorite character? Wow. I feel like... The ball just tells him to fuck out. I sort of... Oh, that's bullshit. He is like the kind of every man, normal-ish. He doesn't have a strong character. He's just sort of the average kind of guy. Really? Yeah, because I think he's really prominently used to be a... Like a conversational assistant to... Like, especially Data. Dude, I'm fine with him until he gets like romantic arcs, which like are generally really weird and creepy. A lot, and I like cue a whole... Data is my favorite of the whole show. Jody, did you see the episode with Jody creating the simulation of the science woman he respects? I really like that. I don't like Jody in that episode very much. Oh no, sorry, not that episode. The follow-up episode on that where he actually meets her. He actually meets him, I think. Hope you guys enjoy this fucking Star Trek talk. I have no idea what they're talking about, but I know some of you like the show, so I hope this is worthwhile, because I don't recognize any of the shit. You big old nerds. This isn't Lord of the Rings, Star Wars. What is happening? That her in real life won't act like her. She acted in the simulation that he made of her, but she's fucking married. And then she ends up apologizing to him, if I recall correctly, and I'm like, okay, chill. And I guess to wrap it up for this, because I'm exhausting my memories of Star Trek because it's been so long since I've seen what I've seen was a measure of a man. Well, I think, let me... Data's the trial about whether data's human or not. Oh, yeah, that one's beautiful. Just gonna at least... And then in Star Trek Discovery, the Federation makes a whole bunch of cyborg slaves. Oh, yeah. Least favorite character. Least favorite character? I guess major character. Oh, what? This goes up? Whoa. Yo, this is wild. Probably Troy? Yes, correct answer. Well done. I was gonna say Wesley Crusher, but I didn't realize Troy is actually... Wesley actually gets fucking development. Troy is actually... Wesley is just a kind of approaching Mary Sue, annoying little shit. Whereas Troy is actively like... She harms the situation she's in, but doesn't realize it. She's not... She doesn't seem like she's fit for that position. No, not at all. You consider her to be an empath? Yeah. We should do an EFAT mini series on Star Trek. I wouldn't mind watching all the episodes with you all. Yeah, I don't care if you're a TNG or Voyager or... Yeah? So, unfortunately, I would like to continue this conversation, but it is 5.30 p.m. and I've been invited to a dinner. Bring me some. Make like a baby and head out. Okay, bye, Riggs. Have a good Krippus. Yeah, you too. I'll probably see you later. I'll be back in a couple hours. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Totally do. If we're doing a mini series on Star Trek, it would be Ragsdine knowing the episodes could choose just the middle ones and just keep in, I guess, the really important ones. I would commit to watching the whole thing. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I was going to do it. It's like seven seasons and then like 20 episodes. All of Star Trek isn't the same as like... I would probably take them piece by piece, so I'd do all of the original series first, which is what, two seasons, three seasons? Yeah. And then we'll move on from there probably, you know? If we were to do it. Calm down, Chat. Calm down. I honestly think that it's just worth starting with TNG because it's the best one, but there's also such a lot of it. How do you feel about the idea that we skip the OT Star Trek entirely? I want to see how they react to that. Come on, Chat, react. Yeah, look, just do TNG. TNG, TNG. Watch TNG. I wrecked that bucket. Calm, we're calm. Yeah, OG is okay. Someone said no skipping. Someone said OG is bad, hot take. Lots of people saying DS9. TNG, TNG, TNG. TNG is the best Star Trek. What about DS? Yeah. Buffy isn't Star Trek. Rune my joke, thanks. What was your joke, sorry about all? I said what about DS? Yeah, instead of DS9. It was really funny, but now it's not anymore. Oh, I get it. Yeah. It was a good joke. Thanks. I wish I'd heard it when you made it. Yeah, I feel like Chat is pretty on board with skipping. Damn. Original series. I don't know how I feel about that. Like. That's pretty cringe. All of it. Badder series. Like. Well, that wasn't the question, though. What do you mean? It wasn't whether or not it's better. It was whether or not one should skip. They're basically entirely separate shows. They just share a world. Like there is very little actual character crossover between the two. No, OT Star Trek is best. Start with that. What about that guy? What about Diego? Yeah. Well, Diego, I feel like representing the popular opinion here. And I feel like the point of asking Chat is to get the popular opinion. Wow. But I feel like you've lost the overall. The overall popular opinion vote, which is fine. Wait, why did I get reset? Because you fucking... Oh, why did I get reset? Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah. OT is 100 years prior to TNG. So there's not much character crossover. Well, you know. Still. Come, yum. Diego says, Jay, stop hurting my feelings. I'm sorry. Anyway. Wait, wait, wait. Merry Christmas, you masses. Hope you enjoy the superior holiday. Sorry, Mola and high rags. That's why they said sorry, Mola. I think I read that one out. But I mean, superior holiday? I don't know. I mean, come on. There are a lot of people saying an OT show now. You know what? I'm going to make a straw poll and put it in the chat. Do it. No. Okay, fine. Merry Christmas, everyone, and have a happy new year. And to 2021, a better year for all in humanity. Hope. Fuck yeah. Let's hope 2021 isn't anything like 2020 in both. 2020 was pretty all right, to be honest. Fuck you, metal. Look at you. You're like your capitalism. That's what you are. Yeah. Fuck you. Beat capitalism by punching metal. No, stop. Punch me with money, though. When is the part where you get to play as Abby playing golf with Joel? Merry Christmas, long man. They don't have that in this, because this game isn't trying to make you cry, which is pretty neat. If you want a good last of us to play God of War 2018, dab. Dabbing on my chat. Dab. Dab, dab, dab, dab. Try to run. They're dabbing. There's too much dabbing. Right. Here comes the poll. Yeah, it's coming. Fethyl, horny. What? Horny. It wasn't me. So this says, sit on my knee comma grogu. I assume they're referring to Mando saying that to grogu. That's a wholesome little. I was treating it back to make sure it didn't say book look in it. Mom lost something bad. Question about Bly. Was there a good reason for them thinking the mud prints were from the kids? Their feet would be much smaller and wouldn't have been happening since before they were born. They went in that house before they were born, the kids, as far as I remember. It would have been Henry was in the house prior to that. He may have known about some footprint shenanigans. And I actually think it's not a huge issue. We have to have the characters believe that children could make those footprints. And I guess they have no reason to believe otherwise because the children own up to it to a degree and they're doing that to try and hide the ghostisms. But at the same time, I think you can kill two birds of one stone with this small fix. If you do, they're not feet prints. They're just bloomp prints. They're like they're just bits of mud that you can tell they're in like footprint frequency. So that solves making it think that it could be kids doing it. And it also makes it a little bit more believable that it's just like the idea that it comes down in a really like relatively perfect footprint every time is kind of strange. That's all. But it is a ghost. If you want to vote on the Star Trek series to watch first in the chat, everyone, click the poll and tell us the truth. When this definitely 100% Molly already promised that this will happen, right? Also, James says if we need another player, you would you would be free to join in if we even played along anymore. I'm just sort of showcasing maps while I'm looking to get to the end of the Superchats and then just end the stream really. Yeah, I figured I just wanted to go 40 minutes over my intended time. So that's terrible. Stop count. Oh my god. Happy Squatmas, my N words. Thanks for some of my favorite things to listen to this year. Thanks to Mola Rags and the guest. Here's hoping 2021 brings many more videos also high rags. Well, yeah, absolutely. Let's hope it brings some good shit and thank you for that. I finished watching Buffy Season 6, Good Tisms. Fucking top tier Tisms that shit. You're gonna love Season 6 of Buffy when you finally see it, Jay. Why not include the options for JJ Abrams films? Dude, if we actually went through all of the Star Trek TV, I would actually be on board with starting to cover the new era at Star Trek. Yeah, I mean... Because I'd be able to passionately argue why they fucked Star Trek. Assuming this assumes I like Star Trek. I don't know what'll happen. Maybe I won't like it. I assume you'll like Star Trek. It does sort of do the whole... It's sort of like Star Wars would be if it had... It's nothing like Star Wars really, but it's like, you know... Imagine Star Wars was about mulling over ideas rather than combat. Blasters? Yeah. Doesn't have Luke Skywalker, though. It's, you know, more like... Not interested. Wait, question, question. Would... So people consider Star Trek to be quite ruined right now in different ways. If the newest episode of Star Trek Discovery had Blasters open, loads of smoke happen, and then in comes Captain Picard with a giant gun and he shoots No, wait, a giant brain. And he argues why an alien should stop killing people and he does it successfully. Would they lend like it? Well, uh... Dude, fuck this level, dude. Buy Wonderful 101 now. You know what that is right now. I'm envious. I heard about it. I heard that it's quite good, I think. That's all I have. I'm sorry. I want to see Picard chopped out a bunch of light. Robots with all lightsaber. Watch the Watt first has got 52% of the vote. Watch the Watt first? Watch the original's first. It's got 52% of the vote. Are you upset about that, Jay? Yes, and I want to apologize to Diego. Fair, that's fair. Last for three looks great. Cool to see Abby's golf skills. Yeah. Also, Mel, you see that Balrog? I can't look up because then I'm under the map and I can't see it. Just reset. No, I can do the preview. Guys, appreciate that fucking golf level Balrog, okay? Look at it. Golfrog. Looks like he's... Like the angle I have looks like he's pointing at his swipes like, look, I'm a cool fire web. Yay. Just appreciate, mate. That's a weird thing that happened in the poll, by the way, because it was going up very consistently. Because I posted it in the chat. Oh, fuck. I posted the poll in the chat and it was going up very consistently with like 52% to 53% to skip to TNG. And then watch the original's first losing just by a tiny man, right? Then I posted in chat again after it rises doing that consistently for a while. And I say in the stream, the poll is in chat if you want to vote. And then it immediately switches to like 52% towards the originals. And it keeps... And then it goes up consistently. They're basically the same distribution, but the other way. So there must be like... That must be like, there must be a slant, a slight slant in the kind of people who pay attention to chat and click the poll there towards TNG. And a slight slant towards original series for people who only listened to the podcast and will only click the poll if I pointed out. You say all of this in aid of you trying to prove that we shouldn't watch the original series. Oh no, I'm genuinely just interested in that. That's a weird discrepancy. You upset Diego and look what happened. People listen to the audio as the way they vote in the poll. They care more about the originals. And people who are paying attention to chat want TNG. I wonder if that's because they're like... It's in the freezer, some fish. I can give you some some chimp nugs. I can have some chimp nugs. Bandor? Ew, what the fuck you do? Go away, Bander. You piece of shit. Wait, is this deep down again? He faps down again. I don't think it was ever up. No, it's back up now. Is it though? I mean, Mumbo should be back. Maybe just playing some buffer thingies? No, wait. That's definitely playing. Or is it? Oh no, you're right. I can hear myself talking. More circle is green on EFAP. That is so weird. So he's still frozen. His PC is still recording and broadcasting. This is mental. Oh, hello. Oh, he's back. Oh my God, this is exciting. OBS is like, you have dropped some frames. You think? I will not load another map, I guess. Because that was... Well, the game is frozen still. I don't even know how... I'm going to say it. I don't think Golf It's very good. It literally breaks the stream. I don't think it's the... I think it's my PC. No, it's Golf It fucking crashes all the time. Does it? For you and me? Yeah. Golf It, you know this. You know how much when you play Golf It offline, you will often be like... One of the last sessions we had... You got used to the fact that every time I tried to load into a game, the game would crash. Well, do you remember... Oh, that's true, yeah. ...the active edges for it to work? Do you remember when it crashed and it corrupted my Discord install? I don't remember that. How to reinstall Discord after removing it. Is that Golf It? We did that. Yeah. I remember that event. I didn't know that was Golf It. Moly, stop playing Golf It. Just play Golf, friends. I'm sorry. It's not worth it. Just playing not... Golf It's gone now, I think. Well, if you watch Futurama, it's actually funny. I've seen a bunch of Futurama, but never watched it all the way through. But yeah, it's pretty fucking great. Well, even Steam is like dead. Golf It, what did you do? Pick a new game, Moly. Good question. Hey, I'll play Portal 2. I've been playing a little bit of that recently. I just started up Dark Souls 3 because I still have the randomizer activated. Wait a minute. Wait, OBS is not moving. Well, the stream is up, play. Let's see, need some sleeptism. See you, Moly. All right, Spockmore, thanks for popping in. Have a good sleep. Golf was the true Diego this whole time. I like the Diego's now the E5 villain for chat. For the first time, I saw the naked EFAP UI without the logo over the back of the screen. It's like seeing someone with a toenail being pulled. I've shown that a whole bunch of times. It's disgusting. It's like the dead, naked EFAP. You have to see EFAP naked every once in a while. Like naked EFAP, pulled toenail. That's what that is. Sure. Not for safety, right? I'm going to boot pull, too. And I'm just going to try and get through the super chats so that I can try and end this stream, whatever that means right now. Dark Souls 3 randomizer. And there you go. You would never end a stream with finished things. Without what? What? With finished super chats. Oh, yeah. But I'm trying to avoid them building up further. I'm just trying to feel ready. Thanks, Mo. Chat, what's your right name? My randomizer character. That's for both chats, by the way. This is, um, where's pull two? Where are you? Poshbum, thanks for the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 500 bits. I can count still. I appreciate it. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Okay, let's see. Herb, you're gay. Metal Stream is too gay. Wow, that's racism. We have Wieners, Belfas, Joel, Florbus, Mootlo, Debut, Diego, Squad, Shum, OBS, The Destroyer, Ryan Johnson, Spanky, Bitbengus, Jeb Bush, Yumblemon. We have two Diego's, Bill Burr, Bill Burr Baggins. Call him Coom from Umlaut. Bill Burr Baggins, Diego, Deimos. Okay, we have three Diego's. So this guy's going to be Diego, uh, or not. Let me, let me type. Thank you. Diego, uh, I don't know, it's randomizer. I don't even know what I get. Burial gift. It doesn't show up. Like Portal 2 isn't showing up as like a thing that exists. That's weird. That's a shame. You think, um, if you got like boobie plants, you could get like, okay, obviously they're going to be like silicone on the outside. Do you think on the inside you could get like bits? You could get like a hard drive and you could store some files in there. Yes. But is this the world that Cyberpunk wants? Doxel 3-0 death ron can go? Oh no. Oh, maybe if I go, someone borderless, maybe full screen will do it. I hope the randomizer did activate. Plank shield. No, I think this isn't normal. Hang on, I might have to restart the game. Yo, OBS. This is clearly a full screen application. Hey, there you go. Hey, hey OBS, what's up? Okay. Yes, it should be, it should be when there's randomizer. We're going to like deal with this for a while, because I don't know what else to do. And I'm still worried that this whole stream still exists. I guess it does because you're all commenting on it. So, I'm just going to play this video game. And you know what? If it doesn't maintain its on-screen presence, that's fine. We're just going to have to deal with that. I might even just put the cover up and you'll just hear portal noises. That's good enough. And then, yeah, so I'm just going to read through these in a timely fashion. I still don't know if this is randomized right now. Yo, man. It's pretty good how much Abby Shapiro looks like Ben Shapiro. Genetics, man. Genortex. Oh, gotcha. It's like, does that explain it? You're like, yes. I mean, most of the things don't look that much alike. And I still like identical twins. Listen to James. Game is mortal. Game is not frozen. It's just me tabbing out of it for a second, okay? Blue shield was supposed to be there at this random. Oh, okay, cool. Molo, turn off cloud save synchronization for the game in order to avoid this shit in the future. Oh, okay. Do you really think that's the problem? I don't know anything else. So I'm just going to that. Are they like a golf hit type person? Is this a common golf hit thing? I don't know. What is this tweet doing? It's like, this is weird. It's still in this game. So this is the weirdest presentation of a tweet I've ever seen. I'm sorry, the weirdest presentation of a meme I've ever seen. I can't put that on screen. Why would you do this, Jay? I don't... It's like such a normie meme. Post it into the mail chat. People can see what you're talking about, I guess. Oh, my chat. I mean, I can describe it. It's not particularly complex. It's the burning meme. I am once again asking, and it says, I am once again asking for you to return my texts, right? Pretty normie meme. And Habbie Shapiro has posted it with, has tweeted it out as its own thing with the caption. If you have a friend who is bad at texting, I hereby provide you with the perfect meme to call them out. You're welcome. I'm just baffled by that. Why present a meme like that? It's just like... You may as well just, you know, like post a meme that's like, you know, when your food is too hot. And it's like someone saying, oh, this food is too hot. And then you tweet it out with the caption. I found the perfect meme that you can post when your food is too hot. It's very strange. Where's the lyj? You read Custom List. No. Where is the lyj? Let's see what people quote tweeted this with. All right. If the guy in Mando was dumb enough to fight a Mandalorian, he must have been dumb enough to punch him three times, debunked Yamuly. I guess the guy was really dumb. I agree. That answers the question. All of the questions, actually. Archangels, what's up? Certified trap, seven days of FAP, milkhouse, massive make those wall monger as passive, high rags, high j, hello, Mola, high metal. Hello. Lasvasree looks great. Oh, I read that one. It was weird seeing Boba get manhandled the same episode they tease his new show. I am fine. I think this was happening on the discord. I remember saying like, I don't mind Boba being defeated or even contested for a victory by somebody. I just wish they didn't do it in a way that just had me wondering what the fuck's going on. Like, how is this lady able to pull this guy that way? The part where she flies above him and then uses the leverage to flip him over, like, I guess that's fine. But the initial just tug of war. I don't know. Maybe I just don't know how it works. But he couldn't pull here, but she was able to pull him. I just don't think that she's stronger than him. That's all. But he still did cool things, quote unquote. So you should be very happy. He shot Bibb Fortuner and he sat on Jabba's throne. How fucking cool is that? Cyberpunk has a failed abortion. Does that mean it's a healthy living child or something? Okay, you should be specific. But yeah, it would have been cool to have a fight where she, like, just did a bit of outskilling. Like, he outskills here, she outskills him, and then they draw. Rather, they did this fucking weird shit. Where she just yanks him for some reason, and then they also use their fire on each other that somehow, that bit's funny. I'm going to give it to him. That was funny. Come on, game. I'll agree. It was weird. I could see why you'd think it was weird that they would do that and then be like, Boba is really awesome, by the way. You're like, okay. Jay, look out. It's a Shakespeare play, and they're speaking in a manner. Modern times find weird. It must be bad run or. I'll hopefully Jay comes back so I can read that out. Jay will have spicy responses for that, I'm sure. Spoycy. If you rub out a... I don't know what that emotes. Banana, maybe? I, I far she can't tell you, because I can't see. Into your own mouth while looking at a picture of another man's money that equals all seven sins and a family emergency. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I guess they were trying to think of how how to breach all seven sins the fastest way. Pretty impressive. Hey people, did you guys happen? Happened the KFC console? Do you think it's real or fake? So Rags brought it up to me and I was like, okay, that's gotta be fake, right? But then I looked into the news portion of Google for this KFC console and apparently it's real. I don't know. Doesn't have like a chicken warmer or something. Well, I mean it's KFC console, so. Fair. Questioning why they would have that. You're not just... I think the randomizer is working. Randomizer. Jay. Yeah, Doc says randomizer. There was a thing for you. What? It says Jay, look out. It's a Shakespeare play. And they're speaking in a manner. Modern times find weird. It must be bad. Run. Oh, oh, oh, good, good point. Yeah, so the thing about the Spider-Man dialogue that was never, never, like, good. Okay, moving on. So, happy Christmas, Molo. Oh, merry everything, yeah. I'm going to play Dark Souls 1 Remaster now. You did this, Moodle. That's okay. Happy play, Christmas. Happy, merry. Happy Krabobblums. Meet Cleaver. Is that one supposed to be here? I don't think so. Happy Christmas, everybody. It's Christmas and the old British tourism's right now. Merry Crimbo, you massives. Merry Crimbo. Language. Why do they call it in oven when you out of in cold food, of out heart eat the food? Yes. I'll try that one more time just to make sure I got this. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out heart eat the food? What? Maybe if I take another sip of my drink, makes more sense. A very intense message, you know. Of course, I returned to the office to work on Christmas Eve and there's an eFap. In case Trainee status doesn't save me, Merry Christmas massives. Merry Christmas. I watched Seven Psychopathies leave and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was funny and the acting was great. That is a great movie indeed. Great movie. The dialogue is really good, isn't it? It really is. Liar. Wait, Jay, you were lying? No. But Mel said you were lying. Liar. You were lying? He did it again. Don't listen to him. Metal is lying. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, how dare you. Who am I to believe? Shoot metal. I'm the real one. Oh, wait, what? What's the fucking show? There's that joke I've seen. Does Rick and Morty do that joke at some point? Well, it's like, shoot... Simpsons does it. God, I can't remember if it's a show or a movie, but they do that trope, but it's really fucking funny. And I can't remember the joke or the context, but it's really good. I know the Simpsons is done. I joke about that trope. I think, yeah, it could be. It could be Futurama. Being married sucks. Gravity Falls does it, but it's not. See, I'll be face-biting. They could be good in Gravity Falls. It's like, it's a... It is in Gravity Falls, not a joke. It is just the trope in Gravity Falls, but they execute it fine. It's just like, oh, I've seen that a lot before. Especially to randomize, it really isn't working. I need to get it run for tomorrow. I don't know. To work. I hope you'll reference it in Family Guy. I might have done it. Yeah, it could have been. I just remember there's a vision of it that I found funny as hell, but I can't remember what it is now. I don't think they do it completely inappropriate or something, and that's the joke. Like, there is no reason to say that, but they say it anyway. I can't remember though. So it's like someone blurs it. I think they do do it in Family Guy, and they're like, we blurt something that's completely inappropriate and that's how they know it's the real Peter or whatever. They do it in Red Dwarf. You've not seen it in Dwarf. I have not. They do it in Red Dwarf, and it's good in Red Dwarf. Do you remember Futurama's joke for the, the oh-is-she-behind-me joke? It's, God, my, I love Futurama apparently. So Morgan Proctor is the replacement for whom he's gone right in an episode because he's not efficient enough. You don't have to read out what you type in metal. It's okay. Sorry. So she comes in and she's like an uptight asshole about everything, but she loves having sex with Fry, and so Fry finds it really difficult to be on the team of Leela and Benda who hate her. And there's this scene where Benda's shitting on her for ages, and then Fry and Leela both look like, oh no, sort of faces, and Benda puts his arms behind him and goes, no, is she behind me? And then she just goes, no, I'm in front of you. And he goes, hey. Let's see how this will randomize us not working. In Red Dwarf, when they do it, it's actually really fucking fine. It's not even, I mean, Red Dwarf is a comedy show and there are loads of jokes in it, but it's not explicitly a joke about the trope. It's funny, but it's like the trope is actually the plot of the episode, and they resort a lot of time, I think, to figuring out who the real one actually is. They actually have to figure out the rules of the duplicate and what it would and wouldn't be able to duplicate. And it's, I mean, I guess it's not a major spoiler. I guess I'd give this one. It's, the punchline is essentially, the duplicate ends up being lifted from the character Lister's own perception of himself. So they find, so it's like, it's made from Lister's memories of himself. So they end up finding an area in which Lister completely overestimates his own skills and have them both attempt it, and they kill the one that's actually good at it. And it's like, hey, that's cool. That's neat. That actually works. Yeah, that sounds... Red Dwarf is a good show. I'm sure it is. I've only ever heard good things about it. I didn't. Well, season 11 is just really pointless, and there's like, you just watch the entire thing and you're like, I'm not sure there are any jokes in there, and it's a comedy, but the rest is good. That was researching sharks for enough time. I'm not sure what happened on season 11. Do you know who else murders people who are trying to help? I love Harry Potter, but yeah, a lot of the times... Oh, I hear, I just heard that. Well done. The correct answer is no. You would have just, just heard that in reference to Harry Potter a while ago. I don't know what you mean. You haven't talked about Harry Potter for ages. There are no jokes in Harry Potter. True. Sequels still exist, but none of the new shows are really focused on Ray Finn Poe. I think Luke and Mando made them realize what the right course is. Right course. I guess by right, you mean safest, and also best to please the fans, I suppose. I'm sure for an entire show with Luke having that face. I'm sure they'll just fucking recast. There's no way they're gonna do an entire show with that face. You think? Are they gonna do the meme and get Sebastian Stan? I think they should. I mean, he does look a lot like him. Are there any S.T.A. Star Wars characters anymore besides Bill Boo? He's not S.T.A. He's just not terrible. Yeah. Well, they assassinated him in his own episodes. Like... He's the only character in the assassinator. Yeah. They assassinated him twice as well, because it's completely different character when he comes back from how he... Well, I save it authoritatively. I haven't seen his original episodes. But, oh shit, this is not a one-fire. Dang it. From what pressure in his return? Is that Fair Mola? He's a completely different character when he returns compared to how he is originally? I think so. I don't think it's justified at all that he's... I think a lot of people would try and cite, well, he's been in prison for a while now, so he's different. I'd be like, eh, fuck that. So he's the only character, and he's assassinating twice. If you can tell me how long he's been... Oh, sorry, okay. They assassinated him twice. They give him a completely different new character, and then they assassinate back. He just doesn't... This is the thing. Like, Bilbo just isn't playing the same guy. Like, it seems like he's just a different... The idea being, and this is obviously me speculating, that we're like, let's get Bilbo back, because fucking Bilbo, he's Bilbo, he's awesome. What do you want to do in the episode? Fuck! Have him do this, this, this, this, this, this, and we will need him to be like this, this, this, this. And then you're like, oh, but in his first episode, he was kind of like a one-dimensional ass. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, so they kind of assassinated him twice. Do you think in his next appearance, he's gonna talk about how he like... He just hates explosions, and he would never deliberately cause an explosion, because he hates explosions so much. I hate explosions. Not only he would never go in near explosives, he just hates, he hates explosions. He has PTSD from killing all the, all the Stormtroopers. No, no, no, no, no. He's had this since before that, this is his whole life. We have to reset his character again. Oh, okay. That's the point. He has to be a different character for no reason. Who contradicts the character he's been previously. Wait, someone said the game is a wee bit loud. I can barely hear it myself, but I guess I'll put it to really low. You're playing Portal 2 again? Again? Yeah. I never play this on stream. Well, because you have played it before, haven't you? Oh yeah, and Portal 2's looking great. Hopefully that's not too loud now, Chaturuz. I can't hear you. What? Love you guys, keep it the great work. Cyberpunk 2077 is a 6 out of 10. If they fix the bugs in gameplay and get some great DLC, it could be a 7.508. High rags. I mean, yeah. What? We hope for the best. That's way, way quiet. Sounds fine to me. Oh my god! I hate you guys, I trusted you. Look what you've done. All right, that's all I got. Oh my god. Okay. It could be good. What? The volume sliders and shit on OBS are actually missing for me. Like they're not there right now, and I think it's to do with everything fucking getting borked. So like I said, just trying to get through these as quick as possible, make sure the stream actually lives. Just finished the Last of Us 2 playthrough videos and subsequent eFabs all highly entertaining and informative. Would the story have been any better if it was connected at all to the original IP? It is connected to the original IP. That's the problem. If it were on its own, we'd be okay with it. I guess by that, do they mean what the original's point is, or what the original's going for rather than... Is there an original that The Last of Us based on? Is it like a game based on comics or something? Not to my knowledge, I think it's entirely original as far as I was aware, but honestly, they can do whatever crazy subversive shit they want to do if they just have someone who can write on the team. That would be great. So I mean, the red wedding is the go-to example for this kind of thing, right? Oh yes, I mean, it's like on paper. It sounds like it would piss everyone off, but if you really justify it right away, it's like, oh man, that's good. It's justified within the story. I'm like, you know what? It could piss people off, that'd be fine, but if it's justified within the story, okay. I just realized I can't jump down here without dying. And it's not like it's an insult to everything. I mean, in the same way that like... YOLO. I mean, there are some sort of like... No chance. Okay. They're not really rules about consistency, so to speak, but they are just sort of things that it's like, okay, I think the example you gave Moeller is if Star Wars Return of the Jedi ended with after the most of the confrontation with between Luke and Vader and Palpatine, Chewie just shows up because he's there and that's fine. It works plot-wise, but he just shows up from the background and shoots Palpatine in the back and he dies. And you'd be like, oh, consistently, consistency-wise, that works fine, but it's just sort of like... Yeah, then we get into talking about... I don't really like what they chose to do. Yeah, we never get to have that conversation really because no one fucking gets there these days in terms of like having writing that makes sense, but is not very satisfying. Yeah. We never really get to talk about stuff like that because nobody's fucking nailing the first part. Well, I guess that would be for me personally saving Private Ryan. Sure. Yeah, I think that would be a point. There's a couple things that this applies to us. It's just that these days the stuff comes out and that conversation's barely getting had. I was desperately trying to figure out... I must be tired. Well, it is midnight and I've not stayed up this long in a very long time. No, no, no. Well, I guess actually I've stayed up 24 hours later than I normally would. That sounds like rape. Over the course of going to bed like an hour later every night. So, yeah, this is I guess the latest I've ever been up with probably like a grand total of like two weeks late going to bed because I go to bed like an hour later every night. That's the end of the story. Portal footage and I forgot that it was new. And I was like, whenever I'm watching Portal 2 footage it's because someone's doing some crazy shit in the game. So my mind defaulted to that state and I was watching you stack up like the little cubes in front of the door and then bring the turret over to them. So I'm like, what crazy trick is this guy fucking pulling? This is insane. It just doesn't, you're like, wow. I was really intrigued as to where the video was going. What is he saying? I don't know. I'm tired. But yeah, I don't know. The solution for the last two how about we just we first of all make some stuff make sense then we can talk about whether or not they were true to the original and stuff. Or what narrative they should have ran with. Because would the story been better if it wasn't connected at all to the original IP? Maybe the question is trying to ask would it be better if it was completely disconnected? In which case probably because they would have less to contradict. I think I broke my game. I'm not getting any souls that just realized. Happy birthday afterwards, Miola. Birthday. Okay. Isn't Christmas now better than Halloween? Confess. Christmas tries. It does. It really wants to be better than Halloween but Halloween is just it strolls in. It's like, hey, and everyone just goes like, oh, shit, it's Halloween. And Christmas is like, I'm pretty cool too. If you have to say it, you know, women should dress slutty all day, not only on Halloween. Also, also high rags. Merry Christmas at all. Thanks. Merry Christmas. Merry Crumbomius. Please have rags read this in an angry voice. All right. Well, I guess I'll have to find one moment. I shall get a thing and save the stuff. Recognize the loud soup. Yeah. Catholics don't believe you can earn your way into heaven but believe in Christ as the Son of God who forgives sins means you follow his teachings. Very well. Bitch. If the three little pigs were a Bible story, atheists would say that stupid pigs can't talk. While Christians would say this is true, story pigs could talk and build houses. In both cases, they missed the point of the story. Oh, shit. I mean, I think most atheists understand the concept of like a story only supposed to be putting forth a message. It's just that some of the stuff in certain tellings of different scriptures are supposed to be things that actually happened. Dude, he raped me. Depending on who you talk to, they might say that they are realsies or that they're not realsies. Even then, like stories about your all powerful God turning someone into a pillar of salt for doing butt stuff and like, what is the message that God is terrible? Because I don't think it's supposed to be. Well, that's where reader response theory comes in, Jay. Oh, no. Merry Christmas all from Florida, man. Are you re-money in Mando? Maybe 5,000 wasn't credits, but 1,000 was. Watu didn't want credit slash data re's. The tarries, still bad. I mean, it wouldn't necessarily matter. That was more of an afterthought, that little bit. The more important part is the Mando consistency of you pay 5,000 for a bounty, but 1,000, and that pays for fuel, maybe, while 5,000 repays your ship. That don't seem right. Did you shut the turret and the hole with all the other turrets to knock them over and kill them? Dude, if you can spare the turrets, you should. They're living creatures. Liar. Let me give an example, right? I need that cube, and all of them are just sitting there. I can do this without hurting them. They don't die. They just fire loads of bullets and panic and coom. If you just fucking do it the way I'm doing it, none of them die. Idiot. Ah, I killed one. No, I didn't. You killed two. No. You killed them all. I would never. I do love how they just like, ah, I'm panicking and cooming. That's what we're going to do. We're going to delete one of the autism's here. Let's see. Well, you can't super chat the word Christians, really. Cringe. Okay, okay. Disintegrating the turret. That's too far. That's your opinion. Fuck in. You just like, you just touch them and they get all excited and they go, right? That's fine. Jamming their face into disintegration. That, that goes too far. Custom list, no, done. Okay. Yeah, Catholics do believe Genesis is actual history, but to the Lord, a 1000 years is like a day vice and vice versa. I'm not even, a thousand years to the Lord is like a day. I don't think I got nothing. Yeah, I don't know. No hard feelings, Dalgo. Here's a treat. You criticized religion, have some money, high rags. He would say, huh? Can you explain Jared response theory? No. What I tried to say earlier about Luke and Mando is it's the one moment in the entire story show that made me go, awesome. Only thing I asked to see from anything Star Wars after TLJ. Otherwise I agree the show is enjoyable trash. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. Like, to think that scene is awesome. Yeah, I can see you. Thanks, see why. Let's be a Samurai. Is it well choreographed? I guess we might get a Shad video breaking it down. Shad, do it. Tell me if, if Luke was flimping his lutes well or not. Don't do it. It's a trap. Have y'all seen the collider George Lucas Deepfake? The Trost trailer reaction is great. I've been recommended that before. I still haven't seen it. I think this is a standard item. Let's see. The Expans is a good show. I watched, I think, three seasons and I thought it was kind of too bad. A mutting shield. Everyone is very hype about it. And so, I guess I missed out. That was the shield. Yeah, I'm playing as the Whites of Murray now. That is cool though. There's a lot of cool stuff in the Expans. Cool ideas. I think it actually moans. Oh, damn. Sweet. Oh, Archangel, thanks for the 300 bits. Going to pub with Wife. Have a Merry Christmas metal and chat. Have a Merry Crabopilon, Archangel. And thank you for the bitties. Different ways. Do you think we're going to be able to pronounce Christmas by the end of this? You mean Crabambalam? Grimbab. Grimbab. Let me see if the shield moans. Guys, who is the cringiest atheist you know of? I mean, like... It's probably going to be one of the, like, the low tier skeptic YouTubers. I assume they mean like, I assume they mean cringy with their atheism, rather than specifically just an atheist who is also cringed. That'll be okay. The shield actually moans. It does? It just goes like... Oh, that's great. That's hilarious. Sinder's mod is insane. Oh, I follow the mod. I see. Star Trek TOS has Abe Lincoln in space. Watch it. I'm fed rolling by the fault. Oh, I feel like that's a strange standard. That seems like the standard to me. Well, then watch it. That's better. Troy and Crusher working out in 80s gear best scene. That is a pretty good scene. Metal, the thousand years thing is trying to explain that seven days to create the universe isn't necessarily a week in human time. It's a post-HOC, literalist, creationist, apologetics type argument, also known as bollocks. Oh, fuck. I mean, I just like the idea that there's any kind of time restriction for God, you know, in any way. I think that was one of the things I asked in my original RE classes. I was like, why did it take him seven days? It's like, or six, even, you know, because one day was for resting one of. Or maybe he was thinking about it. Maybe he was like... He's got a little like world editor. He's clicking through the bad use, looking at the tooltips like, yeah, trees. They seem neat. Trees? I like trees. Trees are pretty cool. But, you know, caught us in a tight schedule. No compets in this world. They won't even know what compets are. I was going to make that joke, but I couldn't come up with anything that sounds vaguely real. I just kept going to flumes and stuff. Yeah, that's the issue my brain was having as well. The first one was flumbos. I'm like, no, it can't be flumbos. Stop it, brain. Stop it. Stop. God, just really nice brain. Stop it, brain. Stop. Stop. Stop it, Ron. Stop it. Merry Christmas, Utisms, and a Happy New Year. If I got an artist who makes skins slash characters of the EFAP crew in Darkest Dungeon, would you play it? Is that like modding it? Or is it just something to put on the screen? If it were the former, I'd be tempted, but I wouldn't want to promise anything like that because... Dude, I got my favorite item. I like Darkest Dungeon, but I don't know if I'd be able to commit. To playing like through a lot of it. I assume you'd want it to be on stream too. Oh, it's the item metal. It's question mark, accessory, something, question mark. But I can't have it because my inventory has already has it or something. I don't know. Who's... You know, question mark was the original name of the Riddler? Really? Yeah. He was going to be called question mark. Is it? Uh... Fuck, Henry. Is that true? It simply went with the much more sensible name of Edward Nygma. I'm getting good news up, motherfucker. No, that's not true. You're doing it. I was literally going to follow up with... That makes sense because they ended up calling him Edward Nygma. Yes. What's the most like... That, you know, you know, that kind of name for a comic book character? Because I think it's probably Harleen Quinzel. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop it, Ron. Stop. I remember... Stop it, Harleen. When I first found out that was her full name, I thought it was like... That was still post-her becoming Harley Quinn or whatever. No. And I was like, no, no, no, that's just... That's just who her name is. You can even use it. Literally just calling her Harley Quinn, like that's her real name, would be less ridiculous than that. Harleen Quinzel. It's just like that's... Okay. Harley and Quinn are both real names. Harleen Quinzel. I have no... I'm not going to definitively say are not real names. I will just say I have never seen them anywhere else. They're certainly less common. Look at the name arbiter over here. Are there any more names of that... Of that caliber in comics? There's many more names. There's more names than those? No. Like, perfect. Your name is either Harleen Quinzel or Edward Nygma. It's the word of the old Nygma. Which means like we're 10,000 or some shit. Which means penguins. Oh, 500. Which kind of just... Victor Freeze to Mr. Freeze? That's not as bad. That's like not as bad. His name being Freeze is still like... That's a weird name. That's crazy coincidence in your eyes powers, but it's not Harleen Quinzel or Edward Nygma. Someone's going to call you out on this. It's not Freeze. It's like spelt with an S. It doesn't... Like, it's pronounced that way, but it's not the word Freeze, okay? God. It's Fresca, actually. Victor Von Doom. Victor Von Freeze. Oh, Dr. Doom. That's pretty... By the way, I think Dr. Doom, coming from Victor Von Doom, is as cringe as calling the evil place where the ring was made Mount Doom. Just FYI. Oh, cool. Yeah, but those are dual hot takes because it just criticised two things that are beloved. It's basically just Dr. Evil, but done ironically. Well, yeah. Dr. Doom. Even though I think Dr. Doom is kind of awesome, I wish he wasn't called Dr. Doom. Oh, actually, I wish his real name wasn't Victor Von Doom. If he calls himself Dr. Doom, fine. I don't know what exactly the reasoning is about. It's also like... Oh, because he's an edge lord, IRL, I guess. Lol, I'm Dr. Doom. Like, I don't... I don't really make a character who... I consider myself Dr. Doom without that character having no self-awareness like in-universe. Because that's the only way... Like, you can't take that name. So, like, the only reaction to that is when a character renounces, I will call myself from now Dr. Doom. So was it Von Doom is a real surname? It doesn't matter if the name's a real, really. I'm sorry. It's the writer still choosing to call them this thing. What? It's a real surname. Probably is. No, do you want me to bring up the fucking military records of, like, what, Charles and Walter's spot? Because I will find it. Brainiac is also a dumb name. I mean, I'm cool with Brainiac if it's named by... So this is the case that I'm okay with... Well, I'm not really okay with Mount Doom in this case. If the constituents of Middle Earth hate that fucking place and consider it like death incarnate and they go, it's... We're calling it Mount Doom versus Sauron fucking naming it Mount Doom. You know? And that goes the same for, like, if you have a place that kind of... Like, Brainiac is the AI that Superman has to fight, right? And it's like, if Superman called it Brainiac... Does it call itself Brainiac? It's kind of... It's kind of vain. I don't know. It's kind of vain. I'm pretty smart on Flash. Pretty smart. Dr. Von Diem. Brainiac's real name is Vryldocs. So there are military records in the U.S., I believe. Oh, no, I think... Might have been the U.K., I can't remember specifically. I've got it written down, but I don't remember. I don't recall which country it was. On Ancestry.com, there's public records of... Charles Spott and Walden Spott. Someone said that the mountain is called K2 because it didn't have a name. I think K2 is a cool name. I don't know why. Minimalist. Is it, though? Okay. I'm not sure. I might be on an old seat. I'm not sure. Doesn't matter. Works. What did you say, Jay? What is your real name? Was Walden Spott. I would no longer use my real name. There is a military record of a man called Walden Spott. What a legend. Did you ever see the thing from the Japanese video game where a guy, some employee... It was like a baseball game, I think. An employee of whatever studio it was who was Japanese, had to come up with like a full team's worth of western sounding names. But they were all... Have you ever seen... Did you see that? It's great. Not familiar to me. Mattle, did you see that? Adjust at day. Oh, okay. Let me find them. No. I don't want it. Don't touch me. Western sounding names. Baseball game. Old school Hollywood. There it is. It's from... Shut up about fucking system of a down mill. Okay, so these are like fucking champed up level names. We've got Sleeve McDeckel. That's a strong start. I'm excited now. I'm hooked. Really? Sleeve. And hang on. And Toly Smorin. Bobs and Ducknut. All right, those are the best ones. I just like the first name is Sleeve. Sleeve is great. Sleeve is fully a champed up name. Like Smeave is one of the ones we had, I think. Smeave, yeah. Smeave, yeah. Visible Smeave. Visible Smeave was a character. Like, you could slot any of our... Any of our... Well, a lot of our champed up names and they would fit in in this list. Smeave again. Pembo. And Pethna. Pethna. We should play champed up on New Year's Eve. Oh yeah, that'd be great. Well, I think... I might... Well, I have plans on New Year's Eve, but I don't know how they're gonna go with lockdown. So depending on what happens, I guess. Where are we? You should cover Farscape. I do intend to do something with Farscape at some point. I don't know what it's gonna be. Liar. But it could be fun. Watch TOS, then TOG. TNG, sorry. While they are separate shows, but the original series builds the world out, you will miss some context in TNG. Also, to contrast Kirk and Picard. Get wrecked, Jay. Mr. I.H.T.O. What? Oh, cards. Favorite season of Downsong. Oh, fuck. Question. Frag sick. But there's so many good ones. Yeah. I like Eagle of Rain a lot. I mean, BYOB is kind of a... Narrow choice. You can't do that. I mean, yeah, it's great. Not allowed to choose that one. It's gonna be more interesting. What's the name of the one that goes... Fuck, I always forget the name of that one. Is it vicinity of obscenity, or is that just a lyric? Yes. No, that's the one. I remember fucking loving that song. Yeah, that one was great. I don't know why. Is the one called bounce that's just... Yes. Yeah. Bounce, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo. Up, down, jump, now. I saw them life once. It was fucking awesome. I went out on a date with a girl. It was late. She had so many friends. I don't even know how to fucking explain. System of a Down. They're just awesome. Yeah. They released three new songs a couple of weeks ago. They're not that great, unfortunately. I don't like them that much. Old school Hollywood is actually pretty awesome, too. Oh, Sad Statue as well. I love that song. You and me will always find more lyrics with a sad statue of liberty and a generation that didn't agree. I want to listen to some of that now. You forced me. Metal is wrong. Don't say the songs are bad in front of everybody. Wrong about what? I didn't say they were bad. I just said I didn't like them that much. Listen, you fuck. They're going to force you to do a 10-hour critique. On the song? Oh, God. Hell, yeah. So some of the Down sucks? Oh, my God. Yeah, you can tell that person. You have karaoke when? I'll be down. I love karaoke. Metal, you like game grumps. That's kind of hard to do. Sorry, good. Metal, you like game grumps? Not anymore. I remember you were still watching that for a decent while after meeting me and I just kept shitting on them. I was like, I'll stop. Yeah, and then I got bored, too, because it's just good. Yeah, I think I've told people before, but Tired Grumps was the end of my rope. I was like, okay, I'm out. If you motherfuckers are actually going to make a series where the whole point is that you are barely fucking awake, it's like screw you. I'm trying to figure out what was the last thing I watched. The last thing I can remember watching was probably the Doki Doki Literature Club playthrough. I think that's the last thing I watched, if I remember correctly. And then I just fizzled out and I couldn't bear it anymore. I was just like, yeah. The funny part is like, we've done EFAPs where we're all tired of shit, but it's usually at the 10th hour. Yeah. We're just tired now because it's the end of 2020. Yep, we had a long 2020. Watch Big Lez Show and play Liberal Crime Squad. I don't know what any of that is, but I agree. Longman PC ruins Christmas? Oh no. Ow. Looks like it's time for a fundraiser for a new PC. Mola? Golf killed it. Well, hopefully if I don't freeze for a while because I stopped playing golf, then I'll know that it was golf. I know this community doesn't like the whole, there's a difference between boys and girls, but the fact is a grown man would fuck up that girl. Not necessarily, okay? So the Mandalorian girl, she's already, like what, like a wrestler IRL, right? So she's probably got a relish at least. Yes, such a thanks. She's probably got a body built to be able to do something in some way. She's also got the armor and she's a character that's probably got a history of fighting, right? So I'm cool with a character beating another one that is bigger than them through, like, leverage is a whole thing. If you watch Pirates of the Caribbean, they talk about leverage a lot because it can change a lot of situations that you think that you should be losing because of leverage. Now, I don't think they did a very good job of it when she fought Boba, in fact. Yeah, because she just pulls. He pulls her and she stays still. She pulls him and he goes, whoa! It's like, I don't, I'm not following. I don't see how that works. And, you know, there's not going to be made about the way they were standing or the fact that he was surprised, I guess. I just wish they would have done it in a way that was more justified than just having her pull him. She is way made of a much denser material than he is. So he's made of flesh, he's made of flush, and it's just like punch it, and it's like stone. Flush. So yeah, I got my flush everywhere. This is a question for Rags, so I'll just save it for him. I had a couple things left over from before. I probably should have just had them answer here, but we'll try and do it in the next D-Fap, I suppose. Not the next D-Fap, because that's coming out tomorrow and it's going to be a crimbous one, so that's already recorded. Crimbous. And glory to the Toxic Brood and to all a very merry Christmas. Wonderful. And with that, I think I'm now going to try and rescue what is left of whatever happened in this stream. In the, what we'll do now is, I'll unlist it quickly, so there's no longer clogging up anybody's, oh my god. Look at this, this is the, the overall sort of engagement level, I guess. Of the stream, just look at those two dips, it's like what happened. At the same time, Metal Stream has the opposite. Why does it keep, okay, why, why is there a consistent pattern of it going down, then up with two spikes, then down, then up with two spikes? I don't know. Maybe that's the way that we can process the people. Yeah, I imagine that's not natural, it's probably some kind of weird bot thing. So we're to flungus. So I guess we're, you're Danza with the super chats? I, well, I'm going to exit the stream at this point. So a quick, quick outro would be that tomorrow, and by that I mean about probably 10 hours from now, there's going to be a premiere for the Jingle All the Way E-Fap movies. An hour after that will be the premiere of the 7-hour E-Fap, The Crimbus. It's all been, it's all done ahead of time, enjoy. And then an hour after that finishes will be Mandalorian Episode 8 Reaction, and that's two hours long. So basically the whole day is just going to be filled with E-Fap. Is the, is the Christmas E-Fap any good, or is it more just kind of weird bread? It's, it's, it's pretty commonplace. You'll probably find it everywhere. Bit soggy, soggy baguette sort of situation, yeah. Yeah. Are you going to continue streaming more at all? No, I need to get up tomorrow as well, because I sort of have family stuff. So yeah, I'm going to go offline as well. Thanks to all the subs and donations, those are very kind. I will be back tomorrow online, actually. I don't know if any of the Massives is going to be around, but you can just, I guess I just flume you and see if you're around. I'm just going to be chilling here in the evening, probably just play some more Dark Souls. And yeah, if you want, if anyone needs something to hang out, I'll be here. I'll be here. You'll be here. I'll be here. For all everybody. Good boy. Say goodbye, Jay. No. Wow, Jay is such a cool guy. I thought you were going to say goodbye, Jay. And then I've been like, oh, that's not what I meant. That's, that's. Say goodbye, Jay. Oh, I thought you were going to say goodbye, say goodbye, Jay. And I'll be like, oh, that's not what I meant. Yeah. Wait, you kept the first say in there. You'd have to drop that for that joke to work. Sure. I realize what I did halfway through and then I faulted a bit. And I was like, fuck it. I'm committed now. You were hoping no one would notice, but I saw the plot hole, Jay. I saw right through your. And just edit it out in post. You can do that. You can use it in post. Clip, clip, chip. Oh, look how good that was. Tea of the heat. Wait, did you, did you stop already? Oh my God. That's, that's right. Goodbye. Goodbye, Merry Crabobelums. Merry Crember.