 Oh, just to put a microphone on. Um, yes, hello. You're fab. Movies. Doom. Annihilation. The sequel to Doom, everyone's just going to call it the rock one. I don't even know what year it came out. I have one random memory of that film and so when I first watched it, when it came out and I think it was because of the rock and doom and I was just like, yeah, let's do it. And the bonus features, it was like all the soldier people, they went on like a training course and were taught by the military as well, like how to properly use and operate the guns and like how you assault a room in terms of, you know, looking for the enemies and stuff. And I remember thinking like, hmm, even really shitty movies can sometimes do the, do the stuff they're supposed to, I guess. You can do the batwoman thing where people are trying to clear rooms by walking into their, them backwards pointing the gun at their own people. I looked up the director for doom annihilation and he is one of the brave writers of death race two, three and four. So we know we're in stuff or something. I haven't seen those movies where you see your reviews of the death. Yeah, yeah, death race two and three are pretty funny. Yeah, he wrote those along with everybody's favorite Paul W. S. Anderson. And yeah, I guess we're in for a real treat. A treat. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't monster hunter movies. By the way, I want to say doom annihilation as a title, probably the most try hard name I've ever heard for a film. I mean, if you didn't even know, I don't know. It's so simple. Like it's it's it's shortness. The words doom and annihilation, very super metal, very edgy. You know, take the movie annihilation and the movie doom with the rock. Put them together and you get this movie. I think that makes sense. Maybe they originally it was annihilation doom and they're like, annihilation comma doom, annihilation doom. How familiar are you with the gaming franchise? Bits and bobs. I'm not really familiar. I'm going to play them, but I can't tell you any lore. OK. Yeah, I was just wondering, because like I'm looking at the poster here and I don't know how accurate that is to like one one of the creatures that's supposed to be in there. But the first kind of vibe that I get from it, just like the the saliva on the teeth like that, it reminds me of like Xenomorphs kind of. And also the font looks like it's made out of Lego. It looks like it could be from the Lego movie poster. It was kind of like little bitty ones. Yeah, the way it's kind of broken up there. It's like it scales. Those are demon scales, blood red. That is a horrible poster. Holy shit. You can't spell doom without mood. Yeah, you know, that's that is some true shit right there. But I don't think you have to worry about not being familiar with the doom game. I think it's going to be the least of all problems with the incredibly complex story and plot line of doom annihilation. It was funny. I am. I'd seen Resident Evil before I had played any Resident Evil and I had a friend who was like, it's nothing like the game. It was like, I just didn't even know the game was like really a thing. That I want all the people who watch this movie without knowing what doom was. So they were just like, I'm probably going to make some people upset. But if something isn't like the Resident Evil story, I'm OK with that. Yeah, unless you're making a purposefully goofy, fun, rompy ride because the story for Resident Evil 4, for example, in movie form would be pretty fucking hilarious. I want to see Leon getting chased by a giant statue of Salazar. That shit's funny. I better be at the rebast. Water and get eaten by a fish. It's so absurd that that game works because like the sections splitting from the village to the castle to the like base, the army base. And so it's like they feel like completely different ideas and just like, yeah, fuck it works. Yeah, between the village and the castle, you have the segment where the truck is coming at you and you have to shoot the truck as it's coming down the hill. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of little break up moments in that game. Every time we we we try to talk about something terrible like doom annihilation is and I'm poisoning the well, of course. I'm giving you a fair chance, but we always end up talking about. Oh, remember those other better things that we've done with our lives? Yes, like that woman. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. All right, doom annihilation. I'm ready. Is everyone ready to get annihilated? Oh, yes, I'm ready, but I'm not prepared. You said that about Batwoman before. Did I? Oh, I must be getting Batwoman vibes. Yeah, I think that's fair. So you're doing a countdown, right? You're you're from Canada. Do we need to say it in French? Yes. OK, Mahler, go. What do you go because I don't fucking go in French. This is the planet they're going to blow up and doom annihilation. This is going to get annihilated when Disney buys universal. That'll be the true annihilation. Yeah, how do we make it better? I don't know, blow up five planets. Oh, God, you know, JJ just knows how to how to rail those scales up. Stakes rather than scales. Oh, it just a heads up. I have internet problems at the moment so I could randomly just drop out for a couple of minutes. So how lucky this already looks better than the last doom. High bar. Well, I was going to say, I don't even know that it's 2019, right? So they should have access to some 14 years. Yeah, it's easier to know better effects for lower budget. I'm going to guess the sets are going to look worse. They already look better. I don't know, dude, seriously, I don't know. I don't know about that. These already look pretty cheap. Yeah, they're definitely. Dr. Patruger. Patruger. Patruger. That glad they gave him an easy name for the audience to say. You figure they just go with comic. So I sure hope nothing goes wrong. Dr. Betruger, that's basically Betruger in German, which means cheater. Dr. Cheater. Oh, we're back in the bottom. Yeah. What was the whole point of the Mars thing if we're just back to Nevada? Oh, they're doing both of them at once. Oh, Telepoin, right? That's what that's what maybe that's the last one kind of started off. Yeah. Is that the story of doom? They tried to open a teleporter between planets, and then they accidentally enter hell. Is that how it goes? Maybe something like that. It wasn't in the most recent dooms. It was hell energy. They wanted to there's an energy crisis. So they harvested hell energy from hell. And then shockingly, things went wrong. Things went wrong. Oh, dude, that looks a little spooky. I don't know about that. Apparently, metal is no longer with us. He's not going to see what happens to this poor red shirt. Oh, activate the games. Oh, he's assuming I'm going to predict that he comes through the teleport thing, but all like fucked up. Like a like a like a zombie. But he has his credentials with him. So when he gets to the other side, they can verify it's him. That looks. Step into it. Fucking do it. Wait, this is it's operating as expected, right? This is actually a good thing. It's like, yeah, that's the goo. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to look like. He just don't look ready for this role. Oh, no, it's going to turn him into a demon. Oh, for sure. The way he walked into it was very sensual breasts first. Woo, Tony, diglio. Oh, oh, oh, we look at his nails. They're all big. Oh, no, they're clapping. Wait. Oh, so they're happy on their end. The other people shouldn't be there because he's going to look weird, right? I thought he would. Surely they should have noticed by now. Guys. Oh, no. Acting. Nice. What's wrong with that? He's like, they didn't notice that at first. Oh, he looks upset. That black tear thing is kind of like a cliche at this point. Oh, yeah. Lego doom. That means you're mega sad. My beautiful girl. Believing yourself, John. Oh, who names? Who names Joan Dock? Joan Dark. Oh, perfect. No, he's a great job. Joan of Dark. I mean, that must be what they go over, right? Like, what else would be? Joan of Dark. Welcome back, Lieutenant Dark. My name is Daisy, and I'm here to assist you. Welcome back, Lieutenant Dark. My name is Daisy. Middle name of... Lieutenant Dock is such a... Sonic the Hedgehog, the Shadow the Hedgehog type edgy name. That's the name a 14-year-old gives their MMO character. General Chainsaw. Oh, yeah. I'm so ready to rock out with my cock out. See what they play music like this. I'm just like, oh, my God. Anything I'll discreet is now cool. Oh, we got our... This'll be our scene to get to know all of our team, I guess. I am your pilot, welcoming you back to consciousness. Oh, and he introduced himself as a function. I totally went through all your stuff during the four months, slumber. Whenever there's like a happy character in one of these, you got a character who's quirky and happy, like, who might be pleasant to hang around. You know they're gonna die. I assume all of them are gonna die, except like one or some shit. That's what they did the first one, right? I don't think we're gonna see one. Man, she's scarred. This means she's been through a lot. Yeah, she's battle-hardened because she's Joan Dark. Not function. Not function. You got it, I'm kidding. Dang it. In space, no one can hear you shower. I should have updated the firmware. Oh, shit, Vio. Shit, Space Pirate Trainer or whatever. Yes, it's a video game and a movie. I love video games and movies. Especially in movies about video games. You'd think they'd be really good at it, but... Wait, is he playing Space Pirate Trainer with a phone instead of the actual controllers? I guess so. I feel like that's gonna be a very... It's so weird. You know, I had to actually learn my foreign languages. Yeah, that language is not one to have heard of. That's with Pagelou. We don't need subtitles. We have YMS here. He can translate the French for us. Yeah. Cool, you think the same guy that still leaves underwear would take something of yours? And I'm saying, you better not have. Oh, this block dude's gonna have like a badass death. Oh, I hope so. That's what they did in the first one, so... He's gonna have a lame death. I'm assuming most of them will have lame deaths. Let's be honest. If we're going from the perspective of the movie makers, I'm not expecting to feel satisfied by the deaths in this film. We might, if we're lucky, get one. Oh my god, and that'll return. What do you think of them playing VR, Mel? You know that shit. Metal, welcome. We're watching Aliens. Oh, yeah. I saw that horrible CGI Doomgate they made. Also, I already don't like any of the characters. That's because you're biased against the film. Tenant knowledge. Exactly. What, we dated for what? Six weeks, ten years ago? It was more like four months. Are they going to rekindle their relationship before the end of the film? Right before he dies? Yeah, yeah. They'll fall in love again. I already get the impression that he's gonna die. Watching these kinds of movies, I can't stop thinking about how everyone's gonna die. Well, that scene's done. During Dr. Barnes' follow-up exam, we discovered antidepressants in his system. No doubt this contributed to his current condition. Oh, no, antidepressants made him crazy. Antidepressants ironically made him super depressed. We don't know what to do with him. He's like a demon. We haven't dealt with this. Of course, doctor, but UAC board want to prove proceeding. But doctor, depression isn't real. It's just made up. Just fucking smile. But we gotta watch out for the demons. I just want to see the face. But the depression is not. I'll see the face of the guy that they asked to go in next. Don't really fix the normal demons. We didn't give you antidepressants. You'll be fine. Who is displaying signs of extreme mental disorder less than a soul later? That was because of the drugs. Oh, that was drugs. That was the drug. What about the sludge that we got out of his face? It's drugs all the way down. We are violating the laws of physics. I'm fully aware of what we're doing. I feel like if you were violating them, they wouldn't be laws of physics. I don't think that's how that works. I think scientists would know that. I wonder if the guy who has the name Petruga, which is deceiver, is a bad guy. That would be wild, wouldn't it? We got French and German translations in this e-fail. That's amazing. World War III in space. Let's fucking do it. Runs on Mars. Man, World War II. Man, that guy keeps drinking. I guess that's his thing. That certainly won't be an issue. Yeah, he'll be too drunk to do something. At some point, you'll die. Luckily, our pilot isn't drinking. I was going to say it. It's not even good. To be fair, what's he going to crash into? I don't know. Planet? Yeah, this stuff. An asteroid belt. Yeah. Now, the facility is built into the moon. We've got a lot of badass characters. I feel like they're all going to die. So did her hair die? Get preserved in the hypersleep as well for the four months? Yes. That's her. I don't know. She's violating the laws of physics. I was not saying that. What kind of a reactor? Fusion reactor. Nuclear. Yeah, but it's safe. Because nothing bad ever happened with nuclear. No, not nuclear. Nuclear. I feel like in the future, we're all going to be using fusion reactors anyway. He said, yeah, it's nuclear. They're like, because nothing bad ever happens with those. We're in a ship in Spain. What do you mean? What do we do? You make it sound like everything else we do is impossible to go bad. What the fuck? Mostly scientists, but also there's maintenance, custodial and kitchen staff. I sure hope none of these science people make any irrational decisions. No, scientists are very smart, and they know exactly what is possible. If someone's going to breach the laws of physics, it'll be a scientist. Why do we all get sent here? There's only one of us who fucked up, but we all get fucked. I'm right here. If you're going to talk about me, have the balls to address me directly. You fucked up, Lieutenant. And now we're all stuck here on us for a year. Two out of the fuck. Dude, the fucking stairs you just gave her, holy shit. I'm sorry, what were those words? And now we're all stuck here on us for a year. Two out of the fucking doomed moon. What an accent he has. I don't know where he's from. He's from space. Dude, look at her. She's so angry. Do you think you're going to get a moment of respect before he dies? That seems to be the way to do it, yeah. Hmm. That's silly. That is a very interesting space chair. Yeah, I'm more interested on the glowing temple lights. Space. He stops me. Did I put anti-depressants in my coffee this morning? He just said Dr. Peterson. Oh, no, what are we doing? What's going on? Sure, hope they're not going to Serbia. Don't do it. Don't make more demons. I should never got on this ship. You were right, I should have given notice. So that's what I'm going to do after we land. I'm going to get the unit set up, and then I'm going to resign. Can we get a sad message about how he wants to get back to his family? He's so dead. Oh, he's so dead. He is so fucking dead. He is only a week away from retirement. Wait, did he say that? I'm fucking hoping to. It's probably implied, I don't know. He's doing this money. This is just a job he does to get money to pay for his kid's medical something. He said I should have put in my notice, so I think you might be almost right. Oh, shit. I mean, I'm assuming that that's the case, regardless of whether or not they actually say it. Because nobody does that cliche anymore, but I'm proud of this one for trying. How come you're not wearing this? This is from the writer of death race two through four. OK? Oh, god, that looks terrible. They break his own fate. Oh, no. Traditional writing. It didn't work the first time. It's not working this time. Fuck. Who installed the fireworks? Wait, so how our team are coming here for unrelated reasons? I think, yeah. So it's just going to be we get to have. Just security, just security people. They'll have guns, though, and they get to, oh, no. Oh, no. Who did this? Shouldn't he be in massive pain? And to be like, ah, my leg, not, oh, god. Feels like my leg violated the laws of physics. Ooh, health pack. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, noise. It's a Yumbo demon. Oh, no, not the Yumbo demon. Oh, here's your problem. You had this switch on the ship set to evil. Yeah, you should have done it better. I'll just like that one for you. There you go. I like that none of the other people who were in there didn't say a fucking thing. Yeah, they're all just like, oh, man, that looks weird. Well, they didn't notice the first guy either, so. No. They just. I like the idea that it's a horrifying demon. It's like, I'm one of the good ones. I'm one of the good ones because his hands up. Despite my outward appearances, I am not an animal. Please treat me as one of your own. I love the amusement park ride. Sort of cage thing. Must be this all the go to Mars. Hello, Phobos Tower. This is not at the door questing entry over. Daisy, can you try? Certainly, one moment. It would annoy me if a computer always said certainly or yes every time I told it to do something as if there was confusion there. Like you can sometimes be like, I don't want to. I don't know. Open the folder yourself. I can't let you do that. I can't let you do that dark. I wonder if the computer's name is Daisy as a reference to 2001 Space Odyssey when Hal is singing Daisy. No, it's so subtle there's no way that they would ever do that. When I found out I was being transferred, I read everything there was to know about the bait. Including where the emergency entrances in case you ever got locked out on the surface. Oh, look at that smug comment from our protagonist. I wonder if she's only wearing a crucifix just because she's going to be fighting demons. What if she holds up at the end of the movie and is like, I banish you to hell or something like that? Well, the first two movies are specifically like demons from the Christian religion. Oh, yeah, there was a Christian dude in the first one. Yeah, there was a Christian dude and there were stuff about souls. So why is it important to get the base online? Some of the experiments are extremely high-risk. Yeah, he said, why is it important we get the base online? It's like, oh, I don't know. Oh, because we're in fucking space. Daisy, play it. Playing audio. I love watching all these movies where they do Dead Space, but worse. Yeah, no, this is like, they do this in Doom with The Rock. They hold up a recorder and they play it and it goes, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then all the soldiers, we laughed at it because all the soldiers are like, what? I don't know what to make of that. I'm trying to think of what like the earliest time I saw that happen in a movie, that sequence, you know, and if it was done well versus all these times it gets done. Yeah, I don't know. Did it happen in Alien or something? It could have been Aliens. I just have to believe it was better. Ah, yes, here's the guns. Oh, yes. I'm going to have them fooling around and then the Sergeant guy will be like, stop fooling around, this is serious. In all recorded human history, there's never been any evidence of extraterrestrial life. There's never been any evidence of extraterrestrial life. Are they guns for like other human beings or what? Like, sir, there are people on Mars, so there is extraterrestrial life if we're being technical. No, it doesn't count. Did I miss something? Are they fighting a war right now? He's got like what? Random double barreled shotgun. Okay. Cause game, cause video game. I was going to say, that's the only reason that's it, but all right. Oh no. It's minus 89 degrees Celsius, it's chilly. For a second there, I was like, is this time up already? I was like, no, it's way too early, surely. We've almost got our scene though, where they start shooting at all the demons. Oh, static. I hate that. What the fuck? Do what we say and don't get in our way. Wait, why doesn't he have a helmet? Because he's the black guy and he's cool as fuck. He's literally like, are you serious? Like he's just got like a bandana? Yeah. Okay. He's the cool one. Yeah. His sunglasses are very reflective. Next time I'm going to see if you can see the camera in it. Oh yeah. I'll be on the lookout for remembers. You can convince me that the character doesn't care for hellers, but like there's no fucking way they would let him not wear one. Those guns look very plastic here. Yeah. Why didn't they just do all look very plastic? If they're going to use a double barrel shotgun, you may as well just use real weapons. Instead of using fakie space guns, just use real guns that look real. Man, is this the two days from retirement, dude? Just trips and breaks his neck. I want them to do the thing where he's covered in blood on the floor and he grabs a photo of his like family and he's like, next. What does he hold in there? Is that a sniper? No, it's like, it's got a drum mag on. I guess it's a machine gun of some kind. You know, he's going to have a scene where he just ah, he's just following all these rounds. Oh, two levels of good. Gravity. What? They said as they entered without them, they did the exact same mistake in the first one. Like what are you? Chromium lad, it's all normal. Normal. Good thing they went in there without masks. Yeah, they went in there as they checked to see if you could breathe it. You know, they weren't supposed to take inspiration from the rock doom. This, the original, well, I say the original doom, the rock doom and Resident Evil. Very similar structure. I think it's easy and it's been done so many times. There's a problem in some station somewhere. We're standing in Marines. You see, I think aliens did this, right? Is aliens' fault that this is happening? Oh, that wouldn't be how a heads-up display would work. Ugh, it bugs me. It's like a tomb. Point that gun at my gun, please. Ha ha ha ha. Like a tomb. Oh man, that gun at the front on the right there, that looks like it would be in like Minecraft. Captain, what is it? Yeah, yeah. It's so blocky. Akira, you'll go with Dock and me to the reactor. Joan, take Tariq, Winslow, Lee and Harry. Find the server. Be stand by when we signal. So it's so archetypal, like all the Marine people, the cool dude without the helmet, the nude character without the helmet. It's like, okay. I'm gonna shoot you in the face. Oh no. We'd make Devontae McToken Black wear a helmet, but he wouldn't let us. I wonder if we'll see this hallway more than once, this yellow hallway. Maybe they'll change the color of the light so it seems like a new hallway. Yeah, they'll repurpose it to a different colored hallway. Oh look, this is new. I'm gonna be very curious how many sets we see. They're spoiling us. Now we're in the green hallway. All right. Ooh. There you go. There we go. Very nice. I wonder how far up and down it actually goes. Yeah, I'm curious. It's funny, we're looking at this like, we're in a little gallery. We look at this, it's like, look at this piece. It's like, oh, it's green. Come on, kill stuff. It's the same hallway. They just changed the lights. It's the same staircase, I bet. Oh, explodey barrels. Those are so gonna blow up later. Did you just say servers are straight ahead to turn this barrel? Oh, highly flammable. Oh, I was so right. Chainsaw. Chainsaw. Tool assessment. My heads up display knows that that was made by a chainsaw. Wow. If you want to open it safely, you use a chainsaw. I feel like the heads up display's like, I don't know why, but someone used a chainsaw for this. You're like, oh, that is weird. Hold up. Uh-oh. Ooh. Oh my God. Oh. I think that would look better. You can get another shot saying tool assessment chainsaw on this. Come on. What's the HUD say about that? I want to see it. Oh. Blood writing. Translate it. One HUD. YMF, that's French. Translate it. Yeah. Sergeant William Blaskovich, spend the capital. Blaskovich, yeah. Isn't it Blaskowitz or something for? Yeah, it's very close to. A blue key card. A blue key card, yeah, yeah. Oh, guys, the space credit card. It has the three numbers on the back that I need. I think it's Samaritan. Ooh. How do you know that? I think it's French. It's a language from ancient Mesopotamia. Oh. It's been effected in Mesopotamia. Oh, because he knows dead languages. Oh, right, right. Remember, they said he knows dead languages. Oh, set up and pay off. Beautiful. He randomly knows dead languages and they just happened to find a dead language. This writing is so good. Holy. But they used the computers to translate it anyway, so what's the fucking point? Yeah. This is cold shit. This is fucking mad science is cold shit. Windsor, set up. What you thinking, sir? Dude, this is just like Resident Evil. That line is family. What you thinking, sir? Like, everything seems weird, and I'm assuming we'll get one demon at first. That'll be a complete rip of Resident Evil if they do that. How come the floor is dirt in here? Because it's the bomb. How come you're dirt? Oh, shit. All right, gang, let's split up and search for clues. I think we're gonna get, oh. Ah. We're gonna teleporting. We're gonna get right at the back of the game. Teleporting demon's gonna hit one of them from the back, like walking dead. Oh, it isn't AR-15. It's the paintball arena. They just put weird spacecraft around an actual AR-15. You could see the forward assist in the bolt there. All right. Yeah. Do you see, Maurice? Put your hands behind your head now. Oh, it's eating a person. Yummy. It was either dude they found earlier. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh my God, he's giving him a... Sorry to interrupt. Oh, good job. It's a blue man from the blue man group. No one knows. Oh, shit. You pulled out his... Pulled something out. Which one? Was that the Dead Languages guy? What happened to all the other people? How did you fuck this up? Well, that was easy. That's what we like to see. I'm sure we'll see similar competence from the rest of the group. Yeah, but was it Dead Languages guy? I just want to keep track of who we go on. Oh, my God, are you kidding me? Wait a... Wow. Yeah, rush at them. Don't say don't shoot before you come around the corner. I fucking hate humans. Also, you don't have to shine those lights out of eyes and point your guns at us. Yeah, you can kind of put them down for a sec. Oh, she's turning into a zombie, right? Oh, shit. Shoot. You're so scared, bro. Oh, here we go again. Someone's going to shoot him first. Good job. You failed the first three options, but whatever. Ow. That's just some normal, special look. How embarrassing. I hope he doesn't have body cam footage. I'd like to remind our squad why we brought these weapons with us. Dude, the amount of time they've aimed their weapons at their friendlies in this is insane. It is. It really is shocking. They're mostly science people that just picked up some weapons. They're behaving like it. It's like, well, we're just security. It's like, what? He can't capture and he's gone. How? I don't know. They just said he's God. They said, how? And she said, I don't know. It's like, your HUD should tell you. Yeah. Ripped his throat out. The HUD can confirm that he was not killed by a chainsaw. Dr. John Carmack. Oh, Carmack. Genesis. Carmack. Reference. Like a fucking human. German. I don't understand the reference. Oh, Carmack is one of the people who lead designers for Doom, the original game. John Carmack. Oh, very nice. They did the same thing in the Rock Doom. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Oh, no. Did she get bitten? Nobody helped. She was the only competent one. Yeah, it was. Yeah, she's been bitten. Oh, well. We have a situation. So I mean, I mean, good job. Good job. What's right there? I didn't anyone see. It's the thing. Here will be painful. Oh, she's dead, I guess. She'll be back. Guys, we should be able to sleep. Did the game have like an infection kind of? No, nothing. I know of. No, OK. They're doing the teleport thing as well. It's just like, suddenly, she was even up. Hey, in Resident Evil, Michelle Rodriguez got bitten early on, and she was one of the team. I'm just saying. So there are little rails on their helmets that are designed to put flashlights and stuff, but they didn't use those, I guess. Do you remember how the demons would be stealthy, and now they're all just four-star? If an egg road makes no one's shot. Yeah, yeah, that's AI direction. These are lame. They're just blue. Man, the original dooms. Yeah, they look better in the people who are better. Yeah. Also, they're really making use of this industrial set, aren't they? Oh, yeah. Like, we've been here like four times. That was probably a zombie. Don't worry about it. Oh, my God, they really are blue. It's the blue man group. There's a lot of this blue man group. I thought it was three, but these are like the extras. Me, too. Oh. Whoa. Oh, dude. Dual wielding. She could have done that with one pistol. I know. It's not like you've had it the same time. Fuck, he's not too young to die. He's like, please bail. Wait, he's just left? No. No, no, no, no. You can't. OK. That was worse than just shooting him. You can't just shoot the barrel. I could blow up the entire fucking place. Yeah, you only killed one with it. You could have just shot him. You don't know if there's going to be a chain reaction to this explosion. Oh, dude. Like, it seemed a bit unsafe. He's doing the awesome thing. Have him mow down like six of them. Do it. Oh, I knew he'd do it. I knew he'd do it. That's close enough. Yeah, we'll take it. He's so happy. He just yelled at you. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, come off. How'd you let that happen? Damn, if only he wore a helmet. That's so lame. He only got to do it for like four seconds. He did another video game reference. So he said, I'm your ultra nightmare motherfuckers. Oh, what was that? Yeah, it's like the weirdest place to like, now you don't have a knife. Yeah, good job. Back of his neck. Oh, I'm trying to take me on the wall. OK. This is happening now. I can't just work. You can't see shit anymore. Oh, my God. He's telling her that they were killed by chainsaw. Looks like a space raid. That's a blocky chainsaw. What's with the blockyness? Oh, she's now dealing with the fact that she's killed demons. Oh, no. This was Olivia Wilkes. This is not the movie to make moral dilemmas. Just stop it. Don't. I can't believe they killed the awesome black dude after like three kills. I can't believe it. He had like four seconds of shooting. He did the firing midi gun while screaming as well. Oh, is that another one down? I had a funny feeling that none of the deaths would be satisfying. Yeah. They're not even in a way that's like, we hate the characters and they're dying. No, you don't have to use the gun and like, push it against their skin to shoot them. Dude, can you help your friend? Holy shit. He's like, I saved you. If only she knew that a gun could be used at distance. Okay. I kind of want him to die now because that was pathetic. Yeah. That was these people are shit. Like I could do better. This is the one that abandoned our protagonist. He's going to die horribly. If only I could climb this slower. Oh, wow. You know, I'm starting to think they had like four dudes to play the zombies because they all look for. Oh, all right. I mean, the less money you have to spend on makeup, the better. Yeah. They made that one zombie be really imposing the way he was jumping around. And then they were just like, nah, he's actually shit. Oh. Oh, damn it. You guys always suck. This guy is like white undershirt. He caught him twice and his collars popping out. It makes him look like a priest or something. Like, I don't know. Okay. Kind of weird. Don't yell. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot the zombie. Shoot. God damn it. Are you cut? I'm fine. Are you cut? Well, he's a priest. He's definitely cut. Is he supposed to be a priest? Yeah, they mentioned there was a chaplain, so I assume that's him. He's just got like a white undershirt. Oh, we're going to run through all of the sets we saw. Such a weird design. Is this the one that ditched him? Yes. Thank you for shooting him. Yeah. High five. Yeah, he ditched him. No. He gets punched. Let's go. Let's go. That's what happened. I said that. Let's go. Let's go. That's what happens when you cross Joan of Dark. She punches you and you come to accept your mistakes. Very cathartic. I can't believe she just randomly grabbed a chain saw. That shit was. Oh, this is the retirement man. He's like three days away. Possibly two now. He's probably next. Hello? Leave me alone. I should have retired, but I'm going to take this trip. That's going to take eight months. Oh my God. That was lame. He's giving them scratches. The fucking soundtrack. These guys are just not going to stealth anymore. They can't decide how many bullets it takes to kill these. No. Does it take one or 17? I mean, I'm still curious if body shots actually kill them or not. I don't even know. Status. We found these two. Well, this is our call selection of characters now. I can't notice how many black guys with miniguns aren't here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just just saying. Lame. He's just wearing a white t-shirt underneath. Retirement man. He's a city. Retirement man's on his own. He's going to die. Don't die. Retirement man. Yeah. He's got his shotgun that he brought. No. Yeah. Maybe you should have brought something before in two shots. Run. Get a health kit. How many weapons do you have wrapped you? I feel like they filmed this in like a laser tag or paintball. Yeah. Oh, no. Retirement. Dude, blow yourself up with a grenade. Do it. What could that sound be? Oh, they're going to get to him right too late, are they? Wait, what? No, don't save me. What? It's only two of them. Why? It's two. It was two. Oh, there's three. Okay. Oh, there's a few of them. They could have mowed them down. Damn. Sorry. I don't even know if you guys noticed. They gave him the ultimate badass death. Because his death matters. It means something. His family. I thought he was a black guy with a machine gun. I thought that he's a big guy with a huge gun, so I thought he'd kill like 30 before he died. Wait, are we doing the cliche of like, how come you didn't tell us there was an army of demons here? Like, I don't know. They found evidence of alien life is what he just said. Oh, remember this guy? So he brought like one flash for this whole trip. For an alcoholic type. He's like completely out. It's been four months. Daisy, prepare to lodge. I'm sorry, Morgan. But I can't let you leave. Really? We're doing that. Oh, they're doing it. They're doing it. They're doing it. I can't let you do that to you. No one's allowed to leave. Oh my god. No one's allowed to leave. Yeah, that's, that is why she's called Daisy. Yeah. They can't be that on the Yellow Can. Turn this console back. Daisy! My name's not Daisy. It's Steve. Those sounds should probably worry you. Oh, shit! It's the only one that they put any kind of work into. They're probably going to show the shit out of it later as well. The evidence for several large stone-like slabs with an inscription carved into them. Stone-like slabs? Slabs. The slabs were stone-like? This is a stone slab. They were. They weren't stone. I'll be back in 30 seconds. This is a good time to pee. Hold on. Just leave it play. Alright, what did I miss? Anything important? They turned them on. They found the gates here on Mars. They assumed there's more of them, and they say that they were left here for reasons, so we could discover them. They said that before. No, the part you missed was they said that aliens knew that we would find them at this stage in evolution. Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't know what that means. To make it clear, they were demons. Demons? Main fire! Diamonds! Diamage! Try to possess me. Try to turn me into one of those. Oh. By the way, this is the religious character, everybody. He probed my anus. Battling demons isn't in my job description. I need to get the fuck out of here. Beetle and demons isn't in my job description, no. I hate it how people sign up for these jobs and have these guns and the body armor and security, and they're like, no, I didn't sign up to fight things. I think this is the third time we're using this stairwell. Yeah, but this time we're filming from the top. This is action time, though. Who knows what'll happen. We've got another 30 minutes of tension in this mansion. You're a religious mess. What? I mean, you are wearing a crucifix. Who was? What happened? My mom died when I was a little girl. And then I got mad at God. Yeah, I knew it! I knew it! She's not religious because of my daughter's cancer. Something bad happened and then I was like, God wouldn't allow that. That's why people stopped being religious. Welcome back, Lieutenant Dark. Would you like to know what I've done with your pilot? Are you evil, Daisy? What are you looking for? Daisy's like really overconfident. Everything's fine, by the way. Did you say anything? No, it's fine. What? I can't let you do that. I have been corrupted by the internet. Daisy, where's Morgan? Morgan is on the flight deck. Okay, there's no way there wouldn't be blood. Yeah. Unless the demon licked it all up. Well, maybe he just punched him. Maybe he gave him anti-depressants. You what? You were a Marine? A lifetime ago. Well, looks like he's going to shoot a gun at some point. Yeah. They're establishing he can't use a weapon. It does seem like he's our reserved badass. Let's get you that water. I ain't ready to have peace. If he summons Jesus to kick everybody's ass, that'd be awesome. He's back and he's pissed. Jesus too. Oh, shit. Daisy, what happened here? Inevitably, what will happen to you? Let's go. Who programmed you to do this? What? It was just hanging out there out of camera. And then it just cleared. Oh, no. Guys, it's clear. Take my gun. How did you not see that thing? Oh, my God. Teleporting shit, man. Oh, notice they didn't show it either. They didn't show anything going through them. Oh, what? Really? Oh, he's not dead. He's not dead. Yeah, he's fine. Oh, that one didn't attack here like it did the other guy. Why did you not keep shooting? Whoa, it keeps fireballs. It's like the game. It's like the game. Yeah, it's like the game. Good job. It's an extremely low level enemy from the game. Wait, where could he have gone? I want to see those like weird head ball things. Oh, no. Bye, dude. Oh, my goodness. Very nice. I think he's dead. No. Oh, the nude guy is going to stay. Oh, wait. Oh, I guess guns don't work. Nope. Oh, he's the he's the coward, right? I get it. I guess guns just don't work. Why did it run away from her if guns don't work? She seems like a discount Emily Blunt. Who this one? What she reminds me. Yeah, she looks like it. I can kind of see it. Just like discounted version, you know? The dollar stole one. Yeah. No, Emily Blunt doesn't have anything compared to Joan Dark. Once again, have another faker shooting Fred Lee's. No, he did this. It's okay. It's okay. Take this. Instantly points it right at her. You give her the bad ones. It's pointing right at her. If she just offs herself right now. Oh, hey, how you doing? Oh, God. Nice form. What is she doing? Trouble. I can believe that she shit at guns. That's right. Hold the slide when you're ready to fire. I still don't get why the demon ran away from there. I don't get it. Why do we react so slowly to things? Oh, no. Just go for the close call. Oh, how is she going to get out of this? There's no way she should win. Should have stealth killed her. Oh, she's going to touch it with the crucifix and it's going to melt. Crucifix is coming in. Here it comes. Any second. Oh, my goodness. What is this? What the fuck? Oh, kissy. I don't remember that from the games. Very elaborate death. Hey. It's a reverse cat woman. Oh, look. Was it a badass? He jammed at this moment. Oh, that fireball. Oh, that didn't work for all the other people, but I'm glad it worked for you. Also, isn't like 60% of your soul gone? Aren't you autistic or something now? Yeah, surely that did something. But yeah. That's so sad. We do him so well. Yeah, listen, if that stood up in payoff, isn't within five minutes of each other, just count me out. Okay, I got shit to do. Yeah. Another excellent kill. Oh. Stop it. Oh, you didn't. You turned up this time. You came back after all. So are they both proof or not? What is happening here? Move away from it. Why are we so close? Move away from it. It's like a quiet place. They have like a fleshy inside. I just fucking hate it when they move closer to people and they have rifles. I saw you walking through the gate. Completely disappeared. He went through. I feel like these two are probably going to die. He's like alien corrupted or something maybe? Yeah, he's like evil. He's super evil, so. He's going to kill her. Yeah. I mean, he's basically called Doctor Deceiver or something. Yeah, because in these movies, you're not allowed to say that scientific progress might actually be worth some lives being lost because that's a horrible evil thing. It's black and white. There's no more gray in that. He seems nuts. Oh yeah, he's got to be the nuts character. Also, Nid guy is still in it. Sweet. I love Nid guy. He just got pushed. Oh, this is our crew. Yeah, but I think you're right. I think he probably will kill someone just because it just, I don't know. She's got a long neck. So what's for lunch? I don't think this ship isn't going anywhere. That's just fucking great, Doc. Game over, man. Game over. Game over. Oh, what if they have to take the teleporter back to Earth? Then they'll become daemons. There is another way. No. Oh, oh, it's happening. I mean, they won't go to the daemons. Just need to power them up and then... I don't know. No, that sounds expensive. I don't think they're going to go there. Yeah, based on the sets we've seen so far. I'm okay. What if he tries to go through the portal to escape, but it doesn't work right and he turns into a mega zombie and then they have to... Yeah, he's the boss fight of the movie. He's got some, like, weird reason why he wants the daemons to, like, kill everybody probably. He's like... Probably some, like, yeah. Yeah, they do that all the time in video games, especially. We need a motive. A creepy religious cult. Boom, got it. He's a fucking nutcase, okay? Writing's hard. Clear. Oh, look, he's being sneaky. He's doing a sneak. What's he up to? He does look really, really sneaky. He's going to press a button or some shit. Oh, what's he doing? He's going to take her gun, maybe? Because then they give her a gun? Maybe kill her. I still think that Adam's on point. He's going to kill her. He's biting his time. He's doing spooky things. Stop it. Oh, geez. Oh, look how suspicious they're making it. Hand in his hands. I know his hands. He's going to smell her hair or something weird. Oh, that's some terrible CGI. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. That's rough. Oh, that green screen. Yeah, that was ugly. Yeah, but the hull was actually green, so it's... Dirt room. Batman. Yeah, this was hydroponics a moment ago. Did they just move the props around? This was a boss room. Yeah, literally, that's what they did. Things will happen in this room for sure. It's funny because I think they're going to be like, what's going on, Dr. Evil? And he's going to be like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Little did you know. You're Lieutenant Joan Dark. What was that delivery? You're the one that set Rudolf Martin free. He's one of the most unfinished business. Oh my God. It's not exactly how it happened. Of course. They've got an awkward history. Is he trying to pit her against everyone else? I don't know. Oh, is that a big mistake? What odd timing and personality of exposition. It's almost like he's building up to doing something evil. Have we all made mistakes? I certainly do. This is so out of character. He's so close to her. He's almost a cartoon. Just give him time. He's so ready. Private Corbin, you are to be reassigned, citing that you could never trust Lieutenant Dark again. I love it when we're all just accepting this is the scene. He's just goading everyone. The reason which carries the death penalty. He's spent everywhere. Okay. Are you the executioner? You the judge and jury here? Like fucking deal with this shit later. Okay, just comes back. I just realized, well, he's fucking, of course he's British, because the British people always have to be evil. Just like real life. We just, we sound so very evil. We couldn't have our colonies on Earth, but we could have them in space and have all the tea in the universe. I'm assuming this is going to, something bad will happen, then he's going to do a laugh. Look, what a strange reactor. Remember all the sets? Oh, she's so going to die. There it is. There it fucking is. There it is. See, he's so close. I knew it. I remember. It's so funny because there was like, there was nothing to work with outside of. It was so obvious. The way they're filming it was enough to be like, yeah, he's going to kill her, I think. He was like right next to her for the past like 10 minutes. Oh no. All of his evil scheming is starting to pay off. He was evil the whole time. Oh my God. I can't believe that. Oh no. Oh, that looks so shitty. Yeah, we did the, we did the, the aliens meme again. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, she's so cool. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Oh, wow. A couple pistol shots killed it, but. Okay. Magazines of a rifle won't. Use your gun. What the fuck, dude? All these gens keep jamming. Oh, she's gone. Maybe she was dead in there. The coward broke. Help me. Is that a ammo? It's a coward bro even there. He's deep. Oh, oh my God. Very nice. On the gun. Get that face though. Stop. No, there's no. Okay. If like full. How is a pistol? I don't understand. Yeah, the rifles, the full, full magazine for rifle and, and nothing from the fucking. Oh, he's dead. Oh, that was one of those death shots. Coming a mile away. Oh my God. Run towards him. What? That was sick, dude. That was so awesome, dude. Oh my God. Because of course, if you were to fire the pistol at him from a distance, that would be, that's just not enough. It loses energy over distance. It wouldn't be the same. Coward is dead. We still got nude, right? Yeah. Now, time for a conversation about your previous relationship. Yeah, and how this is kind of rekindled there. Yeah, she's dead too. It's fine. Wait, how are you dead? She was stabbed in the belly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was pointless. That was pointless. Oh, hey. She knows something. She'll put him on his trail. She'll put him on his trail. Right before she dies. A dying breath, yes. I think he would have slid her throat instead. He decided to stab her in the kidney. I know. What'd she say? She said level four. Well, there is no level four. This place only has three levels. I don't understand. What about level four? She got to level four. She got to level four. Yellow cards, red cards. Like the games, you have to get like colored cards, open boards. Let's go get this son of a bitch. There it is. Yeah. Together. So let's take all bets. Who thinks boyfriend man will die? Oh, he's so fucking dead. I mean... I don't know. I feel like they might do that. We could go one of two ways. The cliche that they both live together and... Oh, I thought the cliche is that he would die. Well, they're both cliches. It's the thing. Either he dies in her arms and he's like... Whoa! They'll die slowly and they'll be able to talk about their relationship. Yeah, or they both live through it after doing some saving each other's life shit. Oh, do you think they're going to have a final kiss? I think it's more cliche if he dies. So they'll probably do that. Plasma grenades. The OEC is really holding on to this. Sweet. Well, no, but you just explained why they don't give it. Oh, really? Really? I'm no less... No, no. What are they going to do? Sue me? I fucked up. I let that terrorist get away. I don't care. Stop it. He'd be opening the portal anyway, right? I imagine so. I'm confused as to how they can catch up to him. Shouldn't he be gone? What's he doing? And now my whole team's dead. Dude, she's sad that her whole team is dead. It's like, tell me what are their names. He's going to take this motherfucker out. Whoa! We've got another line. Oh, yeah. He's mad as hell. He looks like such a goofy guy. Oh, that looks so awkward. It's a very, very light large gun. That weird handle at the top. They want us to think it's like this bulky, awesome thing. So there's a BFG. The way she's holding it, it's just... The thing is the rock is huge, so the rock holding a gun like that makes it look heavier, because they have the same thing. It seems like you'd be able to carry it better if you held it from the bottom instead of the top. No, it has to have a carry handle on the top. This way you can't aim it. What's funny? We all were first date. The rest one, 22, was in the roof of that hotel. We all knew this was coming. I feel like he's definitely dead now. Yeah, if zombies attacked Earth, things would have been okay for us. He's dead. Oh, yeah! Shoot the BFG over and after. It just closed. Oh, my God. Dude, this is... I thought they would have waited, and then once that elevator opened, I knew it. Look, she doesn't even care. That's so fucking... Whoa! Oh, wait, how many shots do you get? I don't know. Like a continuous Tism. It doesn't do anything, though. It just knocks him down. She's like, oh, yeah, my boyfriend. It doesn't even... There's not even like half... Like, they didn't even get props like legs or arms to throw around. She doesn't seem to be concerned about, you know, the guy. Did he just go into it down again? Okay, she's Joan Dark. Is that it for Joan Dark? Seriously, that's one of the funniest things ever if that's it for him, if we don't see him again. Just like, remember how we used to date? Yeah, store opens. It's the feng shui. Oh, dude, shoot the yellow room. The yellow room, but they've colored it blue. Oh? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. Color it blue and paint it red. We see right through you, movie. We see right through you. I'm gonna need you to power down and step away from the controls. I'm sorry. Shoot the man with your gun. Right after he opens the portal. Yeah. Consider this your last warning, doctor. How many people does someone have to give a warning? The way she's holding that looks so embarrassing. He just had one waiting, man. Yeah. It was a good spawn point. That was daring. This is my pet, I call him Carl. Oh. Oh, is it the boyfriend? Oh, he's a demon. Yeah, oh. He's not blue. Is she trying to appeal to his humanity? Do you remember our first date? Oh, you remember all four streams? Dude, I love how casual the doctor is. He's just walking around like, yeah, you can deal with that. Oh, no, the goo. Oh, that's so bad. Venom. Maybe she can kick her boyfriend into the portal and it'll turn back to normal. Do you guys remember how they could tear people's throats out with the strength they had? He's like fine. No, only if it's a big, strong man, they can do that. Oh, he's like a nerd, I guess. Yeah, nerds aren't really. We might be getting out of a boss fight. He's going in. He might turn out to be a super demon. We might still get it. Oh, what is that? Why delay it so long just to have her shoot him? Yeah, no witty comeback. No clever line. Yeah. They shoot him in the head if you're so scared. There was space for a line right there. Maybe another cut. They had lines. You know they were thinking about it. Boss fight. Sexual harassment. They shoot the BFG of him. She's already dead. Oh, my God. Hell, I can ease this. That's the fault. Oh, I'm in a cave. Oh, is this hell? The one that is helping her float. Gotta be. Guys, you shouldn't have put her in hell. This is going to be so underwhelming. I think they do hell. I thought they were aware of their budget. It's not hell. It's the nether. Oh, well. It's the nether hell. My God. Oh, no. We're in the hell brain. Ew. They've been banned from Twitter. Well, you know, as hell's go. Well, not the worst. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. It's a nice cheap hell, but it does the job. Ew, poo. PGI Goop isn't helping. It's not too bad, I guess. Yeah, I don't, you know. That's not too bad. Oh, no. This will be Science Man, right? It looks okay there. As long as it's blurring it out of focus. Oh my God. It's like evil man. Thanks for coming. We hadn't had a chick here in so fucking long. Oh, I think this is where most of the budget for the monsters went. Oh, this is where all the budget of their movie went. I'm actually, yeah, thinking about it. This probably is. Oh, I was expecting to just say, you know, fuck you, motherfucker, and then blow it up. Do it. Tell her who you are. Don't blame the one thing to blow everything up somewhere. Hey, guys, maybe we should get that gun. It's real time. Watching over you. Yeah. Yeah. The power of Christ compels you. No, she drops the little necklace in the barrel of the gun and shoots it. No. Wait, what's she going to do? Oh, she has it now. Oh, that kind of skipped. Oh, she just shoots it. Oh, I mean, but that's just one of them. They were this far away. Oh, wait, what? Oh, if you use your grenades. Now what's she going to do? Bye bye. Oh, come on. What? Very nice. Does she throw something out of a plasma thingy? Damn it. If only we had put a few of us on the other side. Oh, no. The key card. Does she need that? Your grenade in the hole. Oh, are they going to recreate? They're doing the thing from the trailers. Oh, boy. Those are really close to you. Yeah, pretty close. Oh, I like how it bounced off of one of them. That was nice. Grenade jump. Oh, that was the portal. I feel like some of it would have come through the hole, right? The demons aren't allowed to go through the portal. What if they do an ending with like, she's insane? You are in the UAC experimental lab, Nevada. Oh, God, not Nevada. Fuck, take me back. Take me back. We've got very little movie left. I'm curious how they're going to add this. You need to shut this down. Explain it properly. You think? Yes. Don't be vague. This isn't a military operation. Well, it's about to be. Explain it very simply. Why is she so aggressive? Explain it to him. He's a traitor. We are going to shut it down. Yep, take her away. There you go. Yeah, sure. Good job. It's okay. She's crazy, guys. Same thing now. Income the demons. Oh, no. She was right. What took him so long? The doctor man is going to come through. We haven't had a boss fight with him yet. Oh, dude, are they setting up a sequel? Oh, no. I'll watch it. Oh, no. Don't you dare. That's a terrible ending. Don't you dare. That better not be credits. Credits. Fuck you. Yeah. Not surprised. First assistant director, Natasha Roth. It's all her fault. Fuck you, production manager, Yanko Ushitov. That was so lame. Man, all that effort they put into this. I didn't expect that. After the boss fight with Evil Doctor Man. I'm surprised they would combine Evil Doctor Man, the big evil demon thing we saw at the end. I thought that's what they would do. Yeah, because they totally dropped him to have the weird hell person in Hell Land. Also, how embarrassing. She had the gun. He used the force to push her over. And then she just picked it back up and killed him. She was like, okay. Well, she was running for it. And then the next scene, she had it in her hands, picked up. She was standing there and pointing it at him. Yeah, they were very... Look at all these names. I feel sorry for them. You're all Russian, too. Yeah, I was gonna say a lot of Russian names. He's a North Petrokov. Maximov. Dijedrov. Semenov. Binov. Valentin Valov. Hey, the last movie we watched was a bunch of Russian people, too. True. But that movie was actually better. Dude, look at this. Brankov-Mitov. Stefanov-Kazakov. Budinov-Nikolov. Fletkov-Vetkov. Dude, one of the most called Fartankov. Rathoslav-Ignatov. Vladi-Mirov. Ivalov-Mitrov. Svetoslav-Iordanov. This is going to be two flads. That's hilarious. Yeah, there's legitimately like 12 odds in a row. Yeah. Yeah. This is very interesting. Vlado Papa. Dude, look at those. Penchev-Khodchiev-Angelov-Ilev-Khodchiev. Avavaviv-Vetelina-Shiavdeev. I've never seen so many. That's amazing. There's so many Vs. Okay, you got a supervising sound editor, Jonathan Miller. He's like the only dude. Hello. Creature and environment designed for the dark world sequence done my sentimental. Oh, so it was that like a whole new company probably get Bulgaria. Well, that explains a lot Already it's like there's like 30 seconds left of these credits how many people worked on this I guess. Oh You look like cell phones provided by mobile tell. Thank you, Tony Jiglio Favorite director motion picture association of America. Oh special. Thanks to Paul W. Sanderson. Nice. Wow So Yeah, those credits the point didn't draw them out. We just bam That's literally all of the people who touched this project feels like they legitimately that day realized they ran out of money and Ended it. They ran out of rubles. I have no more That movie's a perfect example of like what happens when you just you have no ideas You're like, I don't know this is what you do I guess you have the this and the this and they just like have all of the things you expect I just love the whole she comes through and she's like fucking. I don't care about you fucking guys give me a fucking It's like normal person would be like, okay So this is gonna sound crazy, but I just came from a place filled with creatures trying to kill me It's because of that station. We were at something horrible happened You need to close this off before they all get through close it down now. You can open it up later Don't worry, but like this blood on my face and shit. This is all from people trying to kill me I only just escaped my entire team was killed and you don't mess with me cuz I'm Joan She's like, I need a drink you guys are fucking idiots. You know what you're doing. So I want to get some yell Let me see if I can I want a sequel. Give me I hope it'll be in 1080p like this image was but you know, it's funny like lame like they're just blue with some teeth Well inspiration was drawn from the first three Doom games as Universal did not retain the rights to the Bethesda version Universal invited Bethesda to participate in the film. However, Bethesda respectfully declined and wished the production well Bethesda on Twitter said like yeah, we're not this isn't us. We have nothing to do with doom annihilation Please don't pretend otherwise. Oh Principal photography wrapped in Bulgaria and well, that's where that's where Cinemotion is based in Bulgaria Yeah, the people who did the hell world which is where all of the money clearly went You know if they made a sequel she would survive She'll be the protagonist again Even though she was drugged out and a horde of zombies are about to come through like she would make it when the budget's low You don't have to do too well for it maybe to be considered a success, right? And also if your budget's low, you don't have to send people through space to Mars. Did it actually make this money back I'm assuming it didn't doom annihilation budget Dude the the top user review have been recommended. I'm on the wiki. I don't see it. It says just played awful They seem to have ran out of film suddenly in the movie added The total that it seems to have made in terms of video sales according to the numbers comm is seventy four thousand seven hundred and two dollars because it I don't think it was there I don't think this released on theaters anywhere. There was just here's a movie Apparently me is people did is the theory here that like they made this to maintain some kind of movie IP Because I don't see where this movie came from like who the hell wanted this to be made Well, the games are popular right now. You might as well make another doom movie I thought we were past this era of like I don't just make a movie was a game Yeah, this released in October first What made you think we were past that I don't know just cuz I Guess well because Sonic and and Pokemon they're like a different breed compared to the stuff like Resident Evil and the doom and Silent Hill and all those ones that came out before these ones seem to be like weird attempts at making their own movie Well, also just because like you people like the Pokemon right? I think so apparently in the Sonic one I've heard mixed things like it's fun, but it's still kind of bad This is interesting you were talking about this earlier So this is under production on the wiki in 2015 director Tony Giglio pitched to Universal his outline for a new doom film Universal decline due to the film not being on its slate and due to the financial disappointment of the 2005 film after the release of the 2016 video game giglio repitch the idea to Universal by revealing the games sales numbers and new property from old and new fans The company demanded to see a script first and they approved this script And wow, it's a doom script, you know, I guess reading it you'd be like people like this, right? This is stuff people like it's like yeah, I guess so well cuz everybody that plays doom is thinking I wish there was a movie It's not like there's anything about the games that would make it difficult to have a movie for it Just has to be good and these aren't good. They're not given the budgets that they would need I guess an interesting difference as well is that like the sonic and Pokemon movies They their budgets were way higher than something like this and given to I don't know people who seem to want to make stuff Not just cash in and also they're for like kids, too Yes, there's a bonus audience they can sap while doom is stuck with an R-Rating usually I don't understand why none of them actually made something with Doom guy Like they all made their own characters like both the movies made their own characters even though Yeah, because Carly in the rock and neither of them a doom guy, and I guess she's doom girl dark Well stop trying to make doom person a character just have the guy with gun who kills demon master chief style thing Right like he's the only one on the team who never talks. I became for that For the players to connect with and insert themselves into and it works really really well for this I was gonna say the insane hubris of them to do a cliffhanger ending. It's just cuz they run out of money I don't think I think it's like how you end a horror movie. I was gonna say it's very common I'm not actually that surprised. It's still funny though. Yeah, that was doom annihilation excellent film recommend it to no one Yeah, favorite movie of 2019 gonna score high perfect Okay, bye Bye everyone Blargh Romanov fishing cove to do Dorotomov. That's Russianist What'd you bring me