 Starting this again. All right. Really, like a brand new intro? Yeah, all of it. Cause I don't think it, I don't think it recorded quickly. All right. Yeah. Bummer. Bummer about that. I'm sad now. That was probably the greatest intro in the history of YouTube. It wasn't. Hey, welcome back to our YouTube Directs and Corbin. I'm Alex. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram, I'm Twitter, I'm Twitter. I actually call him, thanks for everything. He's on Patreon, follow us on Twitter, he's gonna keep calling it Twitter. So am I. You're gonna keep calling it Twitter? You're the only one and you're not even on Twitter. Dad, what is the point? You called X, you rebranded it. You're not even on it, why you give a shit? God, because of the noise corp and that's why. The fact that you talk about it's not gonna noise me. That is my sole purpose in focusing on it. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. And Lexi's here for her first ever watch along on the channel and she hasn't had a review in a while and this will be her first renvier. I think. Reveal, I believe. I'm so excited. I was assuming it would probably be that since you're here. Yes. And this is actually renvier's first ever. It's all good. Film. Good. So it's a rom-com and it's with Anushka Sharma, which I believe, I don't know if she was introduced but she was very, at least at minimum, very, very new at this time as well. And we've already seen them together, so we've. It's called Ben Baja Barat. And it's rom-com, silly fun entertainer, right? Basically. Yeah. Yeah. Not looking for, Yeah. Elevative artistry. But you're also looking for what basically made renvier what he is. Have I seen like dance numbers from this? Yeah. Okay, as I was gonna say. I think here I think we reacted to a song. So this will be about him being sexy and charismatic. It's supposed to be a pretty. And hairless. A pretty underrated rom-com, actually. Oh, good. But it's also renvier, so. You'll get to see why he became the star he became. This kind of catapulted him into overnight stardom and all that kind of stuff. Directed by Mamish Sharma. Nuts? Anybody else want some nuts? No, I'm okay. Thank you. Okay. Please feel free to partake of any of my goodies. I don't know if anybody else we know is in it because. Somebody gave us a shot of tequila at the Mexican restaurant Friday night when we went to the Pasadena Playhouse. She watched it over and said, would you like to try this tequila? I said, yeah. We drank it. I said, you didn't just roof-y us, did you? Hello. She says she roof-y us. Oh. R. But, so if you're watching this on YouTube, obviously you'll see a very, very, very, very cut-up version. It's the circumcised version. And minutes in each part. And I keep in the parts where we reacted to stuff. So if you wanna see the parts where we're just staring at the screen blankly, you can head on to Patreon. By the way, that's where the entire uncut version is. The uncircumcised. I will put it in the link in the description below and the pinned comment. It boggles the mind and I love stupid babies who just jump all over them. I don't even need to comment and I know you don't either. When we do a watch-along and we post it on the channel, there's always people. You guys talk too much. Why do you guys talk that much when you're watching a movie? It's because of- Reactions. People want to see and hear our reactions to stuff. Would they rather us just be like- Yep. Apparently so. Some of them would, yeah. That's for them a watch-along would just be to see us staring at the screen silent the whole time. And the writer is Amitabh Bacharya. Amitabh Bacharya. Yeah, the one that we always look at. Who did the lyrics for the songs. But yes, so if you'd like to see a full uncut version of it, however, to Patreon, put it in the description below and the pinned comment. By the way, I don't think you've seen anything song, teaser, nothing about the new Ranveer Ali of film directed by Karan Jorba. I follow him on Instagram. So you have seen some of his stuff. I've seen some. Okay. But yes, let's just get into it. Shoot. No. Yash Chopra presents. Banda Bada, Banda Bada, Banda Bada, Banda Bada, Bharat. I thought Bharat was in India. Like the word for India. Like another word for India. Yeah, no. No. I think of a different word. I think so. Introducing Ranveer. God damn. Introducing. So she had been around a little while. Yeah, she's done. She's done some. I believe they dated after this or during this. Oh. Fed sex, is that what it says? His shirt said fed sex. Like Fed ex. That looked delicious. So soggy. Couldn't tell you. Okay. What is this? It's lentil. Move ahead. Give me the food first. What is this? Oh, shit. We give it for 12 months. Should I call Barton? Then call him. And tell him to keep the biryani at home. It's already started. That's the other one. That's the other one. Excuse me. Whose side are you from? What about you? One minute. You're on your side. We work quietly like this. So that we don't get disturbed. No, no, no. We didn't eat properly. Don't you have leg piece? No. Something tells me they're going to dance. I sure do hope they get together in the end. I don't know, Gordon, that's a stretch. They're going to dance. They're going to dance. Oh, no. Oh, dear. Please let me in. Oh, no. You did your best. And what's your assistant's name? It's Kakkar. Okay, okay. Kakkar. Okay, okay. What's interesting is that in the wedding, some of our relatives were enquiring for a shoot. Okay. Yep, she's already engaged. She's already set. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's correct. Come on. Suti, Kakkar has left. Just a minute ago, the youth special is coming home. Come on, come on, come on. Have you noticed he's changed his voice again? Like his dialect? Yeah. And I don't know what it is. I can tell it's just different from what I've heard him do before. Hello. Do you remember me? She was hoping to forget. The man of your dreams. I thought it was a pretty dirty, dirty friendship. I'm just here for some friendship. Great lad. Yeah. Hey girl, I'm just here for some friendship. Quote, unquote. Friendship. I'm ready for the wedding. I'm from Delhi. No. I'm planning the best wedding in India. Delhi. Okay. I have a three-year partner experience with Anu Aunty. She's married to a foreigner. She lives in a small house. Dad is a PWD man. Honest also. Barbie team. Yeah, Barbie team. Barbie team. Very timeless. What a reception. What do I know him from? Don't you love it when other people tell you what you should do with your life? Like when mommy was there. I was married on the 25th of the birthday. Whether the wedding is made or not. Five years? Are you insane? Can I please? You know how old you'll be at that point? Dear. You won't be able to have kids anymore. And if you don't have kids, clearly. I'm pretty sexy at set on the picture. I don't know when I'm going to take the side. Arnold right there? I don't know, now I think so. That one's Arnold. I want to make my life better, right? Why do those girls all have clothes on? M.B.S.M. Don't give me knowledge. Look at that. Don't you know the color? We'll sit on this and go. We'll sit on this and go. I can't come. Why? To the shop? Yes. Not the shop, but the business. Business? What are you selling? We don't sell. We get married. What about the wedding? We don't get married. In Saranpur? No one dies before the wedding. We don't get married. We don't get married. We don't get married. You're not good at anything. You can't even kill yourself right. You're my brother. You'll do anything for me. You too. Everybody's parents are trying to control them. So weird. It's not a business. What kind of business is this? It's a business idea. It's great. Chanda Narang is the shareholder of the wedding planner's market. I'll train him for a few days. That's a high price. I don't have any business idea. If I don't do anything here, my father will take me to the office. And I'll spend the rest of my life here. The first tool of business. Do business with the one you don't love. You don't have to sit in love. Here. I swear on bread. That's it? Let's go. It was really drastic. Yeah. Weird tone shift. Scenic phones. Do they come in helicopters? No. You don't have to spend 5 crores. When you get married to Shah Rukh, Chanda Ma'am comes. I'll work with Chanda Ma'am. You're going to do the cloth thing that we discussed earlier. You're a very fine man. For the end time, you're too good. You're my inspiration. There's the cloth. When will you start? Shit. Shit. Oh dear. If you want to get a job, why do you come to this profession? Why do you work in this industry and you get jaundice? Hang on. But I only have one person in my position. That job can't be handled by a girl. What? Are you sexist against a girl? Your own gender. Look at the packaging. There are 10 pieces of it. It's just a partner. 20. Nice. Nice justification. Thank you Ma'am. Thank you. Coming out of the strong there, Anushka. It's chill. This gap shouldn't be there. Can you eat those? Yes. They will always make me... VJ? You always make me think of VJ. It's another movie. Where he eats those. I didn't expect the performances to be as grounded as they are. Well, they're two good actors. They really are. They really are. Rom comics. And I'm particularly impressed with Ranveer's level of just no performance, no indication for his first film. I'm sure he had a lot of nerves. That's not easy to do in your first film. Because you want him impressed. And I don't see that at all. He's just being. Well, I better get on with it. See you in the evening. Thanks. Thanks. I think she'll be able to do it. That'll be good. Biscuit? Okay. Thanks for... Apology. Apology. You were dealing with Kanjiro. Oh, yeah. Let's go, baby. She's so clever, isn't she? She's not clever. She's cheating. She's not cheating. Business dance. Ritu! Yes, ma'am. He is hot for boss. Is it Bowman? He kind of walks like Bowman a little bit. Oh, no. Do you know who all are coming to this wedding? Somebody better explain what the... Sir, what the matter? What the f... My wife approved the arrangements. There were lilies in it. All we have are carnations. Where are the lilies? Shruti! Where are the lilies? Okay. What? Fall guy. Shruti. Bitu. Get back to work. This moment. Otherwise, you're fired. Bostica? We quit. Chen partner. Leave with a Ben-chup. You should come and be joining me. Hi. Don't keep it up. You are a banana. Bring that tick-a-buzz and shove him up your butt. Yeah. All right, lilies up your butt. What? Yeah. All right, lilies up your butt. That's a good name. Congratulations on your wedding. My son, we have a lot to do here. First, practice on a small budget. You'll become the king of Janakpuri. Then, you'll become the king of the Sainic farm. What the hell man? Give me your polo please. What's all this? Congratulations on your wedding. Sounds like a fight to a ban. Cut it now. Don't you want to meet me at your office? Wasting all the budget. What's the best thing about getting guests married? Sex. Food. Oh. Lighting, shitting, pool bell. Forget all that. Bansal Kachwa will give. He'll double the charge. Talk to him. No. He'll do it for the first time. What if he does it wrong? You're doing it for the first time too. Good boy. Mr. Rajinder. Nice shirt. Oh wow. You know what's missing? A performance by both of you. Nice pullback shot. No dude. Not my scene. This is, this is run fair. You need entertainment? I'll be your entertainment. That's just him being himself. He doesn't need you to join. He'll do it himself. Whenever I see people move in furniture, I think about friends moving the couch. Pivot. Pivot. No, that's cool. I don't want one of those. Does it say peckers? Did the top of the bus say peckers? No, it said panickers. He makes me eat. He cares about me. Are they eating with forks? You didn't arrange for it? You want to get someone to look at you? Really? Who edited the DVD at night and hit the line? Remember when those bands were a hit? We were out in 2010. I don't know if that was a three-camera shot, but either way the continuity was perfect. Time has come. I can imagine it was. Yeah. You'd hope it was. Safe so much time. You don't want them to laugh at you after the wedding, do you? Hell, no. Are they going to poach your customers? Notice when people want to emphasize in Indian films that they're rich, they speak in English. No in person, yes in Facebook. Running, YouTube, planning, us too. Shruti Kakkad, Bittu Sharma. You two are free on Sunday. ZZ Top in the house. Do they know that you took their rift? Yeah, do they know that you took their rift? That's a pretty famous rift. That was straight up ZZ Top rift. Ideas? Lovely. Today that young man is sitting in front of us. Tire King. I am the tire king. She's so turned on right now. Uh oh. Nice receding shot. Everybody stepped in exactly how they needed to. Is that a long crane? Yeah. Long crane pullback. With everybody stepping in exactly when they needed to. Now you can do drone, but I doubt they had the drone back then. No, I think it was a long crane shot. Could have been a jib. Shruti. Grow beard right here. You think he's unattractive right there? He's more attractive with a beard. Yes, but. Yes, he's attractive. I'm not saying he's not. He's more attractive with a beard. So is she. And that'll be the end of part one. That was it. Reaction. If you'd like to see the full uncut version, you can head over to Patreon. I'll put the links in the description below and the pinned comment. To see part two.