 Barking out orders to the lined up masses Padding them down on their chest groin and asses Blue denim packages grabbing your peen These are a few of my favorite things Plundering iPads and pocketing 40 Acting like I am a suppository Groping survivors of mastectomies These are a few of my favorite things Scanning your schnitzel, your Johnson, your noodle Saving that data and chain-yanking poodles A penis that shape, oh it's probably Steve These are a few of my favorite things Seeing a man trying to plan a lacrosse jihad I simply remember my favorite things And that I don't feel so bad Making you throw away half-empty you-hoo Taking your rights and selling them back to you Seeing good people lose their dignity These are a few of my favorite things They just searched me for seven minutes in heaven Their budgets ten times bigger than post 9-11 In undercover tests they barely catch a thing Give us a list of your favorite things Treating free people like potential muggers Sure Padding more children than lonely Josh Duggers Yeah, seeing intrusions met with apathy Seems like a good list of favorite things Fights against terrorists we have these stuck in But to us you still give blue-gloved cupping So who do you view as the real enemy? What's your idea for solving-