 I tried so hard to find the clip from Jordan Peterson's audio book. I know that Lance probably knows about this where he's describing his grandmother's pubic a pubic area Um, I need the panel to react to this. So it's part of one of my yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Lance has that one bookmark The only one that I could find has copyrighted music So I can't find just the clean version Lance if you have that you've got to help us out because The fact that more people don't know about this is genuinely unacceptable to me like more people need to hear this it is insane Okay, he talks about a dream he had of his grandmother where she was stroking her bushy pubes and Brought it to hit like I'm not gonna spoil it. Okay, like this one It's in the Twitter group if you want to pull the quote up so it can be can be read before the class And I think we should have a we should have a guest Jordan Peterson voice Sam if you want to take this one away As like distantly relatable to Jordan Peterson as possible, I don't know that I could could do the voice well It's the pauses for me that really is like it's it's I can deal with his nasally Kermit voice It's he talks like he's announcing, you know mission accomplished in Iraq, right? Like it just it doesn't make any sense. He adds those like weird Republican pauses, you know You He read David has loud in his voice in the audio book too, so if you can find that then do that Who wants to read in his voice Lance, can you do this? I'm not I'm not gonna read this Okay, oh bloody hell alright, so I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool There was also a river in real life She had been the victim of Alzheimer's disease and she'd regressed Before her death to a semi-conscious state in her dream as well. She had lost a capacity for self-control Her genital region was exposed Dimly it had the appearance of thick matte of hair She was stroking herself Absent-mindedly she walked over to me She walked over to me with a handful of pubic hair compacted into something resembling a large artist paintbrush Wishing something face. I raised my arms several times to deflect her hand finally unwilling to hurt her or interfere with her any further I let her have her way She's broke my face with the brush gently and said like a child. Is it soft? I looked at her ruined face and said yes grandma. It's soft I Wanted to learn who that kermit voice that well lands Can we hear your your version as a as a Canadian? Oh my god, I think all Canadians can do it Yeah We should have told y'all. Yeah, that's how you get your passport. It's it sucks Canadian citizenship if I could do it I can't do that That's a great quote by the way. I just it's it's uh, yeah Wait, so what I have a question. What's y'all's favorite phrase from the because there's some real gems in there What's your favorite phrase in that paragraph? The description of the large artist's paintbrush like he's describing cuba care Yeah, I'm out of that's this just the best part also the um, I let her have her way in his voice Yeah, yeah, I literally turned that into one of my outros and it's my most popular outro. Everybody loves it I put a beat to it. It's It's beautiful I think my favorite is ruin her ruined face Yeah, her ruined face. Yeah Also, there's something about genital region the use of the word region there like just feels Just aggressive. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's more eloquent than like her kuchi or cooter or something like that The way he chooses region region makes it feel like such like a large geographic area I personally like the descriptive of dimly Oh God But yeah, he's smarter than all five of us combined Somehow Yeah, I love it. I don't know. I'm just Actually, let me I'm rereading this and I gotta say the the The handful of pubic hair resembling a large artist's paintbrush now my question is this Listen, I'm I'm I'm a writer. Jordan Peterson is a very smart guy now. Is this and That's what I was gonna ask. This is a very large artist. It's like andre the giant Hold this up to his face or is the paintbrush large? I don't get it Uh, I think it's both. I mean, that's the beauty of his brilliant writing. I mean, he really does It's a double entrepreneur. That's why paint quite a picture here He's just smearing his grandma though. Like he's describing this jungle of unshaved pubes. It's just he did her dirty Why would you put this in a book? Why why would you be like, well that that you know was something I should share with the world You know that I just that I just experienced last night. I like But wait, so so which is worse the fact that it's extremely plausible that he simply made this up Or if it was actually a dream that he had I think this actually happened. I mean, I can't imagine he would make this up for the book. I mean Maybe I got the range A little fanfiction here And honestly, it's weirder. It's weirder that he dreamed this like I almost wish this was a real life experience That he's describing it would be it would be much less weird honestly Well, yeah, because I mean at that point there's something yeah, there's something wrong that happened Whether he dreamed it whether it happened or whether he made it up None of that has anything to do with the amount of energy It how it takes to think to sit and think about this to write this long gone Like you see what I'm saying like you could be like For whatever reason I saw on my grandma's vagina. That was crazy, right? Like you said Look over this in the editor. An editor had to prove him afterwards. Oh, you actually have two commas there, sir You're gonna have to edit this where it says paintbrush You just don't want to edit in his book? I'm gonna hate you a picture. I'm gonna take you there. He said y'all need to be there with me I want I don't want to I don't want to tell y'all what happened. I want you to feel it too I also like how this is under the heading of good reads Here's a good read right here I don't know if we still want to listen to him or him say him read the audio book, but All right, I guess we're ready. There's no music on this one, right? I don't believe so. I just looked it up and I I didn't get a chance to listen to it. I don't think there's music because I couldn't find one without music Just just have your your mouse It's very important stuff Yes, we'll we'll start with it with the important stories here I like the fact that he took the time in it to emphasize to distinguish that it was his maternal grandmother as it was paternal grandmother would sue Like you said don't you dare But can can you can you sue if someone's just describing a dream they had of you I would sue you for negligent infliction of emotional distress I Dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, which was also a river Her genital region was exposed dimly had the appearance of a thick mat of hair She was stroking herself absentmindedly She walked over to me with a handful of pubic hair compacted into something resembling a large artist's paintbrush She pushed this at my face I raised my arm several times to deflect her hand Finally unwilling to hurt her or interfere with her any further. I let her have her way Oh Here's the music coming in. All right. Yeah, the music was about to come I do want to pull that line for like a soundboard. I let her have Or interfere with her any further. I let her have her way How was that not career ending those are not any people who like knew about this Think of all the crazy shit we've seen the people say and and how wrong they've been again and again It does it It doesn't matter like they all serve a purpose They get paid to serve that purpose and it doesn't matter how many crazy shit is out there about them Like look at someone like matt walsh like it does it doesn't yeah, that's true All across the world jordan peterson fans cleaned their room with a broom made of their maternal grandma I'm sorry, but like if my grandma came up to me with a bunch of pubes, I wouldn't just be like, okay grandma I'm like grandma. What the fuck are you doing? Like I would I would haul her away immediately to the nearest home That's not acceptable. That's not a normal thing that happens. I don't care if your grandma has Alzheimer's That is not a normal response to this be like, okay, grandma put it in my face. That's not normal. Normal people don't do that That's so bizarre By the way, I'm convinced that this is not a dream that that this didn't this didn't he just made this up Absolutely 100% sat down and fabricated What happened At worse than worse worse than sitting down and making it up. I think it's a fantasy Oh, no Look at the words he's using dimly lit half away This is teenage erotica. This is a fantasy Does anyone know if there's like a larger point to this like is there a point he's trying to make around this Paragraph like there has to be a reason this came up We have because it's just so random My thing though, it's like you write erotica. There's no reason to write it in this way You see what I'm saying like well, assume you're a psychologist like what however you're offering it to me Why is it written like like weathering heights? You see what I'm saying? Why is it why? That's my issue. Okay, let's give it it does it does kind of read like a Bronte novel Yes But no, I think to your point david like about like why did he do this? I think if if nothing else He did it so that he could say this is so crazy that no one would ever think I actually made this up Because I think this thing about the thing is though. This is before he really enjoyed This is before he became famous though. Like this is this is like I think this is for his first big book So like he didn't he didn't foresee what was gonna happen in his career, right? Like this is this is a long time ago No, I actually think I think this story, you know, right? It's one of his earlier books when he was like a serious Uh, uh, psychologist. He's like he's a psychologist, right? Um, clinical psychologist in theory Yeah, so I mean he's probably putting this in the book as like an experience He had to show off like I'm gonna he probably goes on to like Break down what the dream possibly means for someone like his like his for his psyche or something like that That's my assumption Like that's the the reason I think you would go into a story like this to then pull out your uh, because he loves to do this Pull out his phd and say I have the the The the intellectual knowledge to break down what this means And you know, he's a weirdo and of course And nonetheless it goes back to my original but why you write it like that It's the same way like in you when Ben Badgley is like he's fighting with them because they want to present him In the most romanticized way when he should be presented as a sicko He did not present it like hey Dream that just happened to happen less unpack it or you know what I mean? He said Welcome to my sexy fantasy people When grandma had her way You hear he said dimly. He said dimly. He said expose dimly news to dimly and have a way It's also not the only one in the book by the way Yeah A normal person that is doesn't want isn't down with that Even whether they have a dream or to imagine it that a family member let alone their grandmother decide to fuck them They would be worried. First of all, you wouldn't even call it a dream. You'd call it a nightmare But you see this weathering heights. Sorry. He's like He should open with in a nightmare that I had right That could ever happen to me I Had a dream Up yours Sons of bitches The dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother she was stroking herself I let her have her way The genital region was exposed. I let her have her way