 Oh, I have some trail mix awesome. I have some mix. Do you guys have trail mix in your parts of the world? What is it? I think so. I mean, I think it's just nuts and raisins and stuff, isn't it? Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like mix nuts, like cashews, almonds, peanuts with some dried grapes in there. We call them raisins. Yeah, we have that. Eminems. I foraged that. Is it called? Is that something you do often? What's it called? It's the woods to forage stuff. I go into the woods to forage for nuts and berries. Like every time there are the trails in Jay's off time, he lives a double life as a squirrel. Just running around, getting this one's actually what I was doing. Wait, do you tend to find Eminems on the trail? Yeah. On other charities. I've got Eminems on the trail. I like spaghetti. You know, spaghetti on the trail. Spaghetti is one of my least favorite pastas. You're walking down a trail in the woods. There's just some fucking spaghetti bolognese. You know what, rags, I kind of agree. I prefer, like, the other types of pasta. I like ravioli a lot more than spaghetti. Yeah, ravioli. I like it with the other type of pasta, which is like 500 other ones. That's cool. I like spaghetti as the worst type of pasta. I like noodles, though, and that's kind of like spaghetti. Oh, yeah, I love noodles, yeah. I love noodles. I like bucatini every now and then. Is it penne or penne? Which one is it? Penne. It's pronounced peen. Peenie. Peenie, peenie. But yeah, raviolis, lasagna, rigatonis, and love tortellinis. So many of these sound like you're about to be, like, tortellini by balls, LaMau. Even, like, macaronis that are, like, the big old elbows. I love those. Those are great. Going to Google and just looking up types of pastas. Man, the variety in pasta is pretty staggering. Yeah, and spaghetti is the actual worst. I don't know that. It's just different shapes. It doesn't really taste that different, does it? I wonder if the shapes make a difference in terms of. Yeah, because tortellini has stuff in it. It has cheese in there. You can put mushrooms in there, too. And that's fucking great. I really like that. And ravioli, yeah. And you can fry ravioli, and it's delicious. Gives it a crunch on the outside. Mm, speaking of pasta, do you like, you like rigatoni, right? I do, actually. So how do you feel about bofa? Bofa. Over these nuts. No, fuck. Why did that kill Mattel specifically? Was a sick burn, brah. He's a big fan of bofa. He's a big fan of nuts. He's glad to find yet another bofa enjoyer. Imagine if you were gay, but just for balls. So we're watching the book of Boba Fett's season finale today, aren't we? No. Oh, OK. No, it's not. We're probably screaming about something else. Mandalorian season three finale. Well, the season three. Episode three. Yeah, to be fair, at this point, it's the Star Wars variety show finale for the season because they can't think of what to name this shit anymore. This is the holiday special for the 21st century. Don't you know what a book is? They have different chapters about different people. Yes, that is something that books do. They have different chapters with different people, except for the books where the POV is fixed on one character, like in all mediums of entertainment where you could do that. You don't know the book is stringy. That is such an odd thing for someone to say. Books have different POVs. Yes, so do like everything. Like, do you really think that my problem with this is that it explores multiple points of view and that's it. I just don't ever want that to happen. You know, it was called the book of Boba Fett. Yeah, like, it is a bit odd when he doesn't show up for like two episodes. For two episodes. To be fair, he doesn't show up for 30 seconds. That's an entire show. He's just not it. Like, wait, there's only seven episodes, right? Yeah, yeah. So that's just under a third of the show. He's just not in it. Yeah, like legitimately. And it's not even that he's not in it. It has nothing to do with him. Episode five is entirely about Mando. And episode six is primarily about Mando as well. We're about to find out if that was actually setting stuff up for the finale or not. I don't think so. I think that that was setting stuff up for Mando. They almost certainly were, but hey, maybe. Maybe this one's an hour, isn't it? So it's long compared to the rest of the, yeah, Hannah. I want to throw out a clarification immediately. A lot of people in our communities have been like, man, the show is so embarrassing. They're all convinced that spice is like human earth spice. We can infer that it's something bad. It's just that the show hasn't told us what it is. Like we're only joking when we say it's put on food. Yeah, yeah. Didn't expect. As far as we know, it could be, though. Well, it could be. Maybe it's spicy takes. I'm actually like about to lose my mind because like the Silk Road, people vibe for control over that over the course of centuries to trade things like spice and silk. And this is the problem. Yeah, this could be any, any good, any product depends on where it is and who's supposed to have control over it. It doesn't have to be some quote, unquote, illegal substance. Because I don't even believe it's illegal. How can it be? It will be a drug or something. In fact, it almost seemed like they were doing that with water in the show. Maybe if there was going to be some water over water, which makes complete sense. Sure, you can do that if you want. Water doesn't have to be bad for you. They wouldn't do that, it would make sense. So yeah, like I just wanted to make sure everyone understands. We don't like not understand what spice could be. It's just we've been waiting for them to tell us what it is and why trading it is bad. I think you could describe. You could say the same thing for much of the show. Who are the syndicate? What are their objectives? And why should I not like them? Other than rushing it in right at the end of them blowing up that bar. The show says there's violence now and things are kind of. Things are worse than because of the syndicate, which is I don't know how to describe that other than yeah, that's what happens when there's a power vacuum. Yeah, we're watching a crime boss show about a crime lord. So that's really interesting. I was actually going to bring this up, right? So the first thing I wanted to bring up is a lot of people have said with Clone Wars that you learn that spices as bad as math that basically like ruins people's lives. It causes like horrible things for societies and cultures that it's around me and traded with, you know, it's with so much that it attracts a lot of crime. And then I was going to be like, oh, crime, the thing he's the boss off. Yeah, the thing he said, I am a crime lord. I'm the crime lord. He's supposed to pay me. So like he's just a guy in a big house from what I understand. He's like a I don't know what he does. What do you do? You don't do anything. He just sits around like this and has random problems with certain people. Tributes from people that are totally legitimate. Shut up. He lets people assassinate him and then he hires them when they fail because we've mentioned this before. But if you're a crime boss, what are your brackets? Like what is your business? Do you do protection? Do you do trade of any goods? What do you do other than sit in Boba's Palace and then get money from people for nothing? The other thing we brought up was that we didn't really talk a lot about it on the actual video. We've talked about it on streams and stuff. So we're putting in here. Mark Hamill is rather Luke Skywalker. The whole robotoid thing where he's entirely synthesized, like his voice and his look. They're at the point where they basically can almost recreate anything they want. We kind of knew this already, but there was a huge like back and forth with all the different kinds of people complaining left, right and center about it. Just curious what you guys' thoughts on it are. Exactly, because we'll get it out of the way that Mark Hamill would have given his permission. Well, rather let's just assume that that's the case, even if it's not. What do you think about that? I mean, it's impressive on a technical standpoint, but man, guess in the future, you don't even need people anymore to do your voice lines because you can just CGI them in and then put the voice over there because you all filtered all the voice lines that are out there already. Maybe one day. Just filter those through an AI and then just put them on their faces. Here's the interesting thing. We might be like 20 years away from someone just dropping their fan sequel trilogy script into a computer and getting a fully realized version of it back out in like two hours. We are heading to the future of computers are going to be able to generate art at a scale that is impossible for humans to keep up. We're all going to get replaced by our computers. Yeah, but we're not doing that. Conversation, drawing it back. What we have right now, I actually think is a little bit awkward. Really? That's all you got? Let me help you. Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? There's something weird about the way Luke's talking in that episode. And it's not something that we were all really focusing on because we were thinking more about the events. What should I do about him? What should I do about him? He's got like the exact same tone and delivery for every single line. Would you like to remember? You will find balance as well. Get back up. Always get back up. And from what I've gathered, it's because of the fact that the AI doesn't know how to actually create like a human delivery. It just knows that this is something he said this way before. This is him saying it now. And it makes him come across as a fucking deadpan robot. Do you remember back home? I will teach you to protect yourself. No, that isn't how it works. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. Wait, so Mark Hamill, the voice was a computer? Or it was, yeah. It was a computer that did it, yeah. It wasn't him. What? It was no Mark Hamill involved. I feel like it's definitely cyberpunk. It's weird, man. Right. I don't like that. If you're basically using a computer, you can just take a real person, put them in your story and have them do whatever you want forever. Because there's a creepy fact about it. The idea of this concept that an actor or actress sort of has some level of power or some level of ownership over the character and the sense of its presentation is, I think it's a special thing about acting. It contributes greatly to the artistic nature of what it is. You're trying too hard. Don't try. Dude, this is a training remote. Feel the force all around you. Can you imagine a Gandalf who isn't Ian McClellan? Can you imagine a Tony Stark that isn't Robert Downey Jr., you know? And these characters by virtue of who's playing them change in their universe because a certain actor is portraying them in a certain way. If you remove that aspect from their portrayal, then there is going to be, inevitably, a change in universe with how that character acts and sounds and is perceived by everyone else. So this isn't even purely a meta thing. Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you. The conflict. Let me help you. Have you heard anyone talk like that back home? I will not fight you, Father. Really? That's all you got? As soon as it's now plausible to just recreate an actor's performances forever, even if they're not as good necessarily, right? If you can do that, there's now no limiting factor on how many performances that you can get out of someone playing the same character, right? There's going to be media where, instead of us getting a new Wolverine, right? Now that Hugh Jackman has stepped down or a new Batman, now Ben Affleck has stepped down, I'm concerned that we will end up in an environment for media where you just get the same actor having digitally pumped out performances over and over again and there's like a thousand Ben Affleck Batman movies and we'd never get to see in any new interpretations of the characters. Ben, it's a confusing continuity that no person can keep track of because there's a thousand movies that are all just being interjected at random points in the timeline. I've seen a lot of complaints. That's definitely one of them. I've seen people say you'll never get the human reactions and emotions. They're wrong. They're wrong. This is the funny thing to me, I'm just sitting there like, look, we've just been talking about how arcane's expressions are fucking phenomenal. Have you forgotten how she left you? Who found you? Who cared for you? Gave you a home. And in times like, could an actor even do better than this? All they wanted to help. All they wanted to help. All they wanted to help my own. I told you to stay away. I think it's just the technology is far from perfected. That's what's wrong. What you know is much more concerning to me is the idea that these machines will be able to fully capture the idea, the emotion and the soul of a human in a way that a viewer can't tell the difference or even do it better. That's way more concerning to me. Even in the video, I think someone asks is that Mark Hamill's voice and we're all pretty much in agreement. It's like, oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna be his voice. And she's like, we didn't need. Though I think if we were all told to listen to it and then we put in an environment of guess if it's Mark Hamill or not, we might have been able to pick it up. Maybe. But I think we chalked it up to Mark Hamill trying to give a young version of his own voice. That's the thing that most people aren't gonna be thinking about these things when they're watching it. No, and so that's where I actually wanted to go was that there's a tweet that has like 40,000 likes or some shit where it's just talking about how anybody complaining about this doesn't understand that this is our hero in his like best form ever and you should be thankful that we even got to see it. I'm just sitting there like, oh no. You don't understand the things that you saw happened. Remember the part where he gave an infant a lightsaber? Yeah, I see he's in top form, I'm sure. Well, and so that was gonna be the second conversation because the first one was that, just the presentation and the scariness of it and just like, meh, get away, creepy robot Luke. But also, hey, maybe the retcon and real Luke will chop him in half because he's an android sent to destroy the Jedi. They'd be like, I gotta work out. So the second thing was that he says to Grogu at the end that choice, we were all complaining that he would even give a fucking baby this choice. But the rest of the fandom were complaining why the hell is Luke telling Grogu that attachments are bad? That's not something Luke believes in. Yeah, absolutely doesn't believe in that. Jedi Luke is definitely not a person who is on the idea that you have to be detached from everything and everyone. I guess just before we continue any further, I guess it's really worth stating very plainly. This is Disney's second assassination of Luke Skywalker. Agreed. I don't want that to just sort of slip under the radar. Well, that was gonna be the crescendo of all of this discussion I think was the people are calling this his grand return again after commander season two, but it's just like, no, they've completely fucked him up again. And finally enough, I was on, I believe, open bar and as was saying, like, does this not line up with TLJ? Like, is that the idea? He's gonna dogmatically believe in the Jedi stuff. It's gonna fuck everything up and then he's gonna hate the Jedi. Like, that's how you get to do it. It already creates issues there. I guess it would be consistent in its breaching. Well, I think that's the point that he was making was that, yeah, we should expect this because they're not reconning. They're not decanonizing the sequels. We're sending Luke there. Right. And even then, it's such a bizarre way to do it because the way that Luke should be behaving in the book of Mandalorian here is not how we, because last time we saw him at the end of episode six, what we see here just doesn't follow. How would you possibly say this to Grogu here? It doesn't make any sense. Regardless of whether you're trying to make it lead to the sequels, the problem is going, all you've done is you've created another gap, which is even more of a problematic gap because that gap is much, much smaller and the breach in character is massive. He's credited, but obviously it's for his... Yeah. Lightness? Yeah. Yeah. So he's dramatically out of character, but there's one saving grace, and that is, I've seen several people suggest this. It's a fucking ruse. It's gonna be a point he's gonna be making. It's not actually a choice he's giving to Grogu. That could help a lot. Which... Even if they reconned that part, you still have Luke Skywalker building a pile of rocks to live in on some planet. So I was about to raise a point along those lines. The Mandalorian is set five years after... OT. Return of the Jedi, right? So what has Luke been doing for the last five years? What the fuck have you been doing? Five years, I had a short amount of time. Five years is what the entire OT took place within. So what has been going on for five years? Luke should be getting letters and messages from all over the galaxy of people who are force-sensitive and who know force-sensitive people who want to be trained by him, who wants to restore the Jedi order. The idea that after five years, he happened to cross some fucking baby that had force power and he devotes every single thing to this one student and is just now building up a rock hut to live in on some random planet. What have you been doing? We're jacking it. We're gonna bring these topics back up because we got a current showcase on the way, but until then, we'll just do some memes. Just a little meme. Oh, I love memes. A little bit of memes. And then before the comment showcase, how very exciting. Ha! Ha! It's a disgusting creature. What does it keep getting remastered? It makes me just my little doggy shoulder shiver. Like, eww, getting goosebumps. This one's got to just funny. I saw it on the subreddit. Leia trusted me with her son. I took him and a dozen students and began a training temple. It's like, I mean, I built it and had a student six years prior. Like, wait, what? Like, I fucking, whatever. Some people take these things as evidence of retconning. Like, evidence that they're going to get rid of the sequels. And I was talking to Jay about this a little bit. And Jay was like, wait, so they see inconsistencies as evidence of retconning. It's like, man, we've got a lot of them. Like, I guess they retcon the OT. Oh, easily many times. That's not canon. That's the most the most uncannon one right now is the OT. Oh, this is good. I like this one a lot. Oh, I'm going to have to edit that in. No, no. You have to. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll make the sound effect. Why? It's part of the part of money. This is what people are talking about with the Disney canon. That's Yoda's lightsaber being tossed into a furnace and it gets destroyed. Oh, God, he looks evil. He didn't look this evil in the GX. He's a big gay. There's like 50 different people writing canon for Disney. None of them have met each other. They're never met. They don't even know if they exist. They think that they're the only one. The only one. They think it's a special honor that they get to write the canon for Disney. And they don't know that there's 36 other people who are doing it. Like, it's just in our rotation. OK, this is an amazing meme. Whoever found this meme is a connoisseur of memes who has incredible taste. It really does feel like it would have come out of our community, though. Yeah, I saw this. I saw this in the words. I was like, ah, this is EFAP. This is EFAP distilled into a meme. This could have been made on, like, TKO. It's a warrior of some kind. Yeah. Truncle scrimble. Jedi master, shrunkle scrimble. Yeah, which takes us to comment showcase. Yay! Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's from Twitch. Yeah, I just saw it while Mel was streaming. Oh, offering. I can't remember who the streamer was from, but I saw this and I was like, pretty funny. I love how Luke was lecturing about how Baby Yoda needed to rid himself of attachment. Right before he hands him a lightsaber that he specifically states belong to his old master. Yeah, I remember that. Sounds like an attachment, bro. That's the, no, no, no. That's, it's just, it happened to be that one. It's the only lightsaber he had, apart from his own. And it happened to be Jedi Master Yoda's. How he got it, I don't know. It's the only one he had that was small enough to give to an infant, to a baby. Yeah, and it happened to belong to the only other member of his species, coincidentally. He works really hard to get the cars and to get that lightsaber and picks it up. And like his companions at the time are like, man, you really attached that lightsaber. And he's like, no, this is, no, this was just, it's on the floor, what? I don't know. I saw it using this as a great, by the way, but I just can't believe we're talking about whether or not Luke Skywalker is okay with attachments. It's like, did anyone watch the OT who's making the current stuff? It's like what his whole story is about. I don't remember those things. That was a long time ago. People don't actually remember them. They remember, they remember the idea of them, but they don't actually remember them. Rags, you'll like this one. This is George Whitaker. Rags makes probably the best point about Mando not seeing Grogu. I like this one already. This is an astute observation. Imagine if Grogu was told that Mando came to the planet but didn't bother visiting Grogu in person. To me personally, I'd be asking a ton of questions like, why would he come this far to see me and then not see me? Why even bother to give me something if you're not gonna give it to me in person? Does he hate me? Does he think I'm ugly? No! Oh, I gotta take this phone call. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. So, that's not what it says. This is gonna be a long boy. I hope you know that. Yeah, I know that. We're looking at probably an hour each at least. Hey, look, you can just cut out like this bit. Is he going to come back again? Was he told not to come see me? And then all of this would set huge insecurities in my mind which are the antithesis of Jedi training. Doubt, fear, resentment, desire, et cetera are all passed to the dark side. Good job, idiots. This is just completely true. They're like, you can't go see him because of attachments. Just like, but it's a gift from your Mandalorian friend. It's like, what? Yeah. It's a stubborn, this is a really good comment. It really does sort of flesh out what Grogu would think because this stubborn attachment to this concept of you can't have attachments, ironic as that is, it causes problems. People aren't really built to be like that. Well, that's what the prequels are about. Having Grogu grow up to have to choose between his attachments and the Jedi order. Same thing that happened to Anakin. Anakin had to choose. Apparently they can't coexist because that's how things are. Married in secret and shit. And then, I mean, the OT is completely different. Of course, we already talked about Luke Skywalker. There is no conflict. You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. Using his attachments and his relationship with father to defeat the emperor. I mean, it's bizarre. It really is like you have 36 different people writing this stuff and they don't know each other exists. A huge payoff is Yoda being like, bro, don't go to your friends. All you'll find is death. Continue training. Only if fully trained Jedi Knight with the force as an ally will conquer Vader and his emperor. And then he's like, I gotta go help my friends. I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I gotta help them. It is you and your ability as the emperor once. That is why your friends are made to suffer. That's why I have to go. Like, ah, yes, Luke. The non-attachment, bro. It's like we're missing chapters again. And they've gone through the back and they're still missing chapters. How does this happen? At least it's five years away. So we've got whoever's gonna make that prequel can fill in the gaps, I suppose. Those gaps are getting smaller and smaller, but I'm sure they're up to the challenge. One day we'll be saying, well, what happened in those 10 minutes? Yeah, Luke, something could have happened in those 10 minutes. Oh, it's in to go. It is in to go. He's all right. It's funny. A lot of people were like, what do you mean? The OT was well written. It was like, both had to not grow up in the OT. Luke asks questions about Yoda to another one of Yoda species, Ghost Yoda. Ask me, you could have many answers to your questions. Oh, I didn't even think about the Force Ghosts. Force Ghosts constantly fuck up everything. Oh my God, why did Force, oh, Jesus Christ. Maybe I'm, is it better that they're not present? Cause I just saw people who would have fucked up. I have no clue, man. There's no reason why Luke should not be constantly calling upon the Force Ghosts of Jedi past to guide him in this quest. Literally generating a new Jedi temple, like trying to rebuild the entire religion slash society. It's like, maybe, maybe you could ask Yoda about it. Yeah, he's sitting in his fucking rock cut and he's making baby Grogu choose between the sword and the armor. And at that point we should get a Force Yoda to go, No juice, he must not. Instantly, as you set up red flags. It's such a mess. Maybe that's why the Force Ghosts aren't titted up. They're just like, oh God, look at this. We're done, it's over. Jock. Oh, we're totally going to get Force Qui-Gon Jinn in that Obi-Wan Kenobi show. Oh, it'll be great. The Amnesian returns. Why would he want to live in a drafty stone hut and not be allowed to eat frogs for the rest of his life? Dinn, let Grogu watch him kill people, bought him soup. He got... Can you not make it through this one? He got to go through space with him and sometimes he got to eat passengers. Of course, baby Yoda is going... It's not what it says. Baby Yoda? Of course, baby Yoda is going to go with Dinn and not stay with the guy with a robot programmed to shoot baby. Also calling it now, Mace Windu saved little Yoda from the Clone Troopers and he and Boba will fight in season two or three of Boba Bopi Pete. They'll probably bring that to Mace Windu. I don't see why the fuck they wouldn't. He was sent out of the window without an arm. He'll have a robotic arm and a scar and he'll be like, I didn't die then. Yeah, if fucking Darth Paul lived, Mace Windu's fine. Mace Windu's fine. He don't have anything to worry about. Rags Palpatine lived. That's true. I don't know why my... I guess my brain... Yeah, literally atomized, but he'd survive. Twice, Rags, twice. They created a scenario where they are creating their own future payoffs because they elaborated on through memory powers that Grogu is in the Jedi temple. So you know they're gonna use that to have someone save him and it's gonna be a big special thing. So they're just waiting to cash that check they wrote for themselves. And this too, again, you have Grogu spends, I guess, a day with Luke Skywalker who makes him work and do exercises and sit around. I get shot at. Yeah, he's shot him with a robot. He has the scary sword he pulls out. He has to live in this hut where there's just cracks in the walls that are gonna collapse in a stiff breeze and there's no air conditioning and they have to eat raw frogs. And he was like, fuck this, Mando, we had a ship and a bed and there was indoor plumbing and air conditioning. And I went to school and I ate cupcakes and there were kids to play with. And we went places like, what do you think a baby's gonna choose? Fuck, to hell with this. I don't wanna live on this stone hut. It wasn't that I thought it was impossible to build something without a connecting agent, it's just that I didn't understand why they would be doing that when they have technology. Yeah, why would you live like... Is there a deliberate irony in having sci-fi robots build a stone hut that was like fucking prehistoric? Well, I would assume it's supposed to be a traditional thing, right? That's not true. Remember that prequel trilogy? Well, no, but like not necessarily all of them, some of the Jedi temples would conform to this. It's of all the problems that I would have with the episode, it's incredibly low down. I think silly. Hang on, I had something. Yeah, it just seems bizarre that you would have all of the, there were dozens of these robots moving one rock at a time and climbing up somehow. I know, they couldn't have shown it because it wouldn't have made any sense whatsoever. So they climbed the structure to get to the top, yeah. Yeah, these ant robots who are stacking rocks up to make a rock dome that, no, fuck this. Like I said, Yoda's hut was nicer than this. So let's look with his dead eyes as the epitome of Disney Star Wars. Yeah, it is. That is epitome for future reference. No, I don't know. I like epitome. I like epitome. Epitome. The guy who had attachments to his friends and family, all of his childhood, and still turns out to be one of the greatest Jedi who ever lived, tells his students that he can't see his adoptive father ever again, probably the only person Grogu will ever have this strong a connection to because the old ways forbid this, fuck off. Luke from the legends was smart enough to understand that it was exactly this kind of bullshittery that destroyed the old Jedi order. Thelonious work was only downhill from the Clone Wars. He lost his touch when he tried to do a really childish cartoon. I don't know what touch he ever had, obviously. I don't even say that to make fun of him. Like I don't know. We go further than this. He literally saw attachments save his father from the dark side. It saved the universe. It saved the universe. Vader was withdrawn from the dark side via his attachment to Luke. Yes. That was the fucking point. Luke, make a life-altering choice. You can't take back small child. Grogu shouts. Shits himself because he's an infant. It might be a cut scene, you know? But I think that would have happened at some point. Make your choice. Because he can't fucking... He can't do that stuff. He's still a baby. Imagine Mando shows up in his fucking stupid Naboo Starfighter and he puts him in the little Astromech bubble and it takes days to cross the galaxy and like, Jesus Christ, like a baby in there and you can't get to him or like change him or where does he get it? Yeah, but it's still a reality that the show never deal with because everything's so fucking sterile anyway. Yeah, that's why it's gonna put Grogu, guys. The way we're gonna deal with Mando having a Starfighter is we're just going to ignore the idea that he would ever need to bring anything with him or the traveling between two places would ever take him out of time. He's just gonna leave and then it'll cut to something else happening and then he'll arrive next time we see him. Yeah, and then he'll have all of the stuff he needs somehow. We're just gonna flat out, ignore it or invent a plot that's totally different than his uses have ever called for in the past. I'm just imagining there might be a point where we cut to him like saying, oh yeah, sure you can come with me and then we just cut and we don't show the journey and then they arrive together with his like and his Starfighter is just there. I can totally see him doing that. They've set a precedent when Cobb teleported from behind somebody that people can just get anywhere they want with whatever they want. Sorry, sorry. It was funny though. It looked deliberate, like they would have framed it. Like the director was like, it's been really cool to have you almost appear from behind him. Do you think the actor was like, this is, what? This is strange, but okay, I'm getting paid. Surely you would think that these actors sometimes would just, like they would voice their concern that this doesn't make any fucking sense and it's bizarre. My favorite part is probably when Fennec says they need foot soldiers. Mando doesn't even consider any other options but immediately seems to think there was this village I passed through eight episodes ago where half the villagers died, helping me kill a giant sandwim to defend their town. Surely the surviving inhabitants would love to abandon said village and become mercenaries in the city. I've got this. What the fuck? Not only is it stupid, but it goes to show the galaxies only as big as the last season of Mando. Oh, such a good comment. That's a really good comment. Exactly. Excellent, true. Nailed it so hard. Because sometimes it's hot. As if Captain Queen wouldn't be just a hot bed of mercenaries chomping at the bit to find people to get money. The mining town, right? Yep. Who were ravaged by the sand dragon that they, God, don't remember how stupid that episode was. It'll be scared off by ships. But we can't have a ship here, or anything to replicate the sounds or effects of a ship because reasons. They'll be scared off by ships. Oh, that's your solution, no. No. By the way, that was the reason for why you couldn't use the ship to attack it. It's such shite writing. You would think that they would have PTSD from watching their friends get like eaten. And remember it had like acid saliva and it would like melt people? Like, fuck me. That should make them traumatized. They're like, no, we're not gonna come in. The last time we helped the dude with the Mandalorian helmet, Steve and Regina and Adam got melted. You see, unbeknownst to fucking Mando, they were attacked by cowboy alien and so now they are emotionally invested. I hate that I'm saying this, but with everything that was set up in the first four episodes, surely it would make more sense for him to go to the Tuskens. Not the dead ones. Not the dead ones. Just a sect of Tuskens and employ their help. Surely that would make sense. I think it makes more sense. But I don't think the Tuskens would agree with they. I guess you'd have to pay them. Just pay them. Literally just pay them. Off the slaves. Off the slaves. Oh my God, you can imagine. He's like, he's got a bunch of tradosions to hand over. Like, you can have these. No, no, it's the syndicate. It's like all the syndicate that you capture, they could be your slaves. Oh my God. And that would be crime lordy. Go over, like find a sect of Tuskens that are also on the gun train route and say, hey, we're gonna, we're killing the people doing this to you. Do you want to join? And they'd be like, yeah, I imagine. Imagine being the boss of the syndicate and then someone comes up to you and says like the gun train's been fucked. And you're like, oh God, like what attacked it? It's like a bunch of people with sticks. Like, no, really. It's like, no, really. The sticks they found when they were high on nose lids. Last comment for comment showcase. Who wants to take it? I'll take it. This is by Jean Learns English. Oh, that's good. Boa is like a player who wants to get through the evil route but can't force himself to be rude to NPCs. So fucking true. You know what? Now that I can relate. You're like, I'm gonna be a bad guy that someone's like, help. I fell over and you're like, oh no. Let me help you. What's up? Exactly. I relate to that experience quite a lot. I'll help you, but I'll frown. I'll be evil about it. Just press the sarcastic option. Yeah, I'll be sarcastic when I help you. That makes me evil, right? Jean, you seem to have learned English pretty well. Yeah. Have a great grasp on the language from what I've seen. Good job, Jean. Oh boy. I have to relieve myself of fluid from my bladder. Very well. You know what? While he's doing that, I'm gonna go pee. Well, he's peeing. I'll also go pee. No, I'm gonna go pee. Wait, no, no. Come back. Well, you better go pee. I don't need to. You have to. I thought the opposite. I fill up my water. Get shit on. Everybody's gonna get fucked. It's just you and me now. I'm legitimately super, super curious. I'm very interested in the same. Yeah. Yeah, for purely matter reasons, I give a shit about anybody in this show. I'm just, I just want to know what they do, because it's such a weird, bizarre, disjointed season of a TV show. That is a weird one. All we have to do is wait for Jay to get back and we should be good. Nobody knows I'm secretly an elf. Oh my god, Jay is actually here and an elf. Are we ready? Wow, we were in the middle of a conversation. You're just like, oh, start a great show. You said this was an hour. It's 58 minutes and 41 seconds. When will the lies end? They won't. I was lying and they will end. Oh my goodness gracious. Discuss in the comments. I'm ready to come and showcase now, though, because that's the end. Yeah, I will. Oh, I get it. Woo. Sand. Would you think Ova will be in this one? Yeah, that's all. I mean, maybe. He's in the previous scene. He's got to be. Do you think Tamura is just like chomping on the bit to be in his own show? No. Who'd want to be in this shit? Oh, when he said that Boba shouldn't talk as much, this is what they did. He just took him out of the show. Where were you when I made that joke like twice? Boba Fett didn't say anything about a scene. He didn't say anything. There were marks and got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah. Sorry, what? Fucking hate you. What are they putting on him? It's a laser shot. Why are you putting a blanket on it? Why the map? I totally forgot about that. Oh, yeah. They were safe. The way a guy, yeah. Oh, yes. Don't betray me. We totally won't. Oh, that's the same dog creature as was in the meat shop. They love their meat. Oh, no. Oh, no, not her. Well, she was one of my favorites. She was so, you know. Well, all caught up. We could have just watched the last episode. They didn't have anything to do with it. Let's be honest. You can skip the first four. Skip the first six. Skip the skip. Let's skip it all together. So excited. Dude, anything could happen. All people could cameo. Well, there's a bit of crap every way. And no one died apparently. We are at war. Nice. It was inevitable. What was it? I see a helmet's off again. But then, of course. Yay, Mando, our favorite. Play the sound. Oh, I think so. All the people are here, too. What price did you negotiate? Free. Free. He's been holding off the spice trade single-handedly. I told him we could shut it down. That's most of Jabba the Hutt's business. Are we only now addressing this? There's a lot of credits to be made from that orange powder. The long run is better for us as well. Spice is killing our people. Oh, there we go. Let the people of Freetown know they have my word. Yeah, they call me that. You're getting into the politics of the actual, like, efficacy of banning drugs. No, for a split second, they just bet you're drug bad. Yeah. Also, yeah, we have no guarantee cops showing up. We know he won't be. But didn't cops literally say, like, oh, I'll have a. Oh. I'll have to think about it basically. I'll see what I can do. Yeah, which, to me, doesn't sound like he's delivering them urgently. That's a big deal. If you get a bunch of civvies with guns, maybe sticks. I don't know. That's not going to help you in a war. We'll lock down at the palace. That's a bad idea. The palace offers greater protection. If you want to abandon Maas Espen, hide in your fortress, go ahead. We're staying. The people who live here need our protection. But he just said we should show up into the palace as a fortress. And then she said, if you want to hide in your fortress, go ahead. But we're staying with the town. It's like, no, just bring everybody into the palace. Everybody just goes into the palace, right? Yeah. Oh, it's a fucking new thing again. Wait, so we're going to choose to defend this horribly useless town instead of a fortress, because it would be mean to go to the fortress. That sounds great. The Pikes want to take over. It's not their interest to destroy the whole city anyways. It's not good cover. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They should just go to the fortress. Yeah. You won't have to worry. Did you convince the marshals? No, you're probably the opposite. You probably do, because you already shot their leader. Used to live among Tuscan raider tribe in the desert. There you go, Jay. There no longer exist. We destroyed them ourselves. It's like one outpost. There's more Tuscan raiders. He has no idea. Oh, that means he did kill the bikers for no reason. Wait, what's happening now? He's just going to go ahead and shoot the fuck out of the. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, that's OK. That's what we're doing. Oh, wow. It's just funny that he's decided they're evil and worthy of Eurasia compared to anyone else. How do you know these are the ones? How do you even know? Whatever. He needed out his revenge on them. In his mind, the matter is resolved. I didn't realize that. The fat gutra is taking refuge in the ruins of the sanctuary. It will take extreme measures to remove them. Will it? I think I have an idea. Six guys. The fat out. Does he just talk like that all the time? Apparently, yeah. They're in a bird building. Do you guys have difficulty with this? Yeah, like you could do anything. Get another bomb in there. Admittedly, they do have armor and shit. But wait, is that RTD, too? Right. Was that OK? What? OK, I like the one. I like them, too. I'm trying to avoid letting my brain fuck me over on that one. Pitroids are cool because they look like they're trying real hard. Oh, look at them. Yeah, they do. Yeah. The Luke bringing back rogu. Wait, there's no one in there. Yeah, there was no one in there. Have you already get out? Is that the joke? Don't tell me it's just Grogu and RTD, too. Just flew him here. Yeah, I bet you it is. Oh, god, fuck off. Just, oh. So Luke just sent him with RTD. Just put him in this X-Wig with RTD, too. It's like, I can't be fucked. What the hell? How's RTD, too, meant to get back? Well, I guess. Does he have to fly it to himself? Yeah, well, that's the idea, because Grogu ain't flying that thing. So the problem I just have is like, so Luke was hoping to deliver Grogu to Mando. How does he know where Mando is? Yeah, because RTD doesn't know who this woman is, right? The Luke's instructions must have been, RT would take Grogu to Mos Asper and entrust him to the nearest stranger that you've never seen before. Yeah, because she dung worms. That's a good thing. I mean, you can just leave, get to work. RTD, you suck. Yeah. You should have locked the ship up and said Mando's the only one that can access it. First of all, the only reason they didn't bring Luke is to come and be asked to fucking deal with that budget, the crisis of getting all that shit together. But, secondly, that fucks over Luke a little bit, I think. Yeah, you know, you're probably a little bit busy, you know, putting his bricks together. And then, yeah. With the other families of Mos Asper, we'll ensure that they will remain neutral and allow us to gain their hands. Oh, look, it is power stands. God, they're so cringe. Yeah, they are. They're awesome, and you're wrong. The Gamoran guards are posted in the Claytonian territory at the Starport. Oh, God, are we do... Oh, are we do it like a... We're setting all our people in a different place. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Crescenton is in Transdotion territory. Oh, looking for this blast on the stone. Okay, why is... We're just waiting until they attack, I guess. You only have, like, come from or something. Why not just keep them all in the fortress? That would have been a great idea. It's a good job, though. It's a good job that his main henchmen aren't really conspicuous. Yeah, let's go. All our flanks are covered. Nobody is... Yeah, with, like, two people each. Nobody's sneaking up on us five people. You don't even know what kind of power you have. Could be, like, five people coming from Freetown. What if I send in, like, 10,000 people? Yeah. There is someone here to see you. Why are you here? Man, imagine how far you have to walk. Rags, what do you think about the things you saw? Jesus Christ, like, there's so much to discuss. I'm really trying not to yell and frustration at, like, internet timing. Because, holy fuck, that was a dense 10 minutes of just crap. I don't even know, like, where to start. Jesus Christ. Boba Fett's being given battle tactics by some fucking randies using this place as a fortress instead of the palace because the people was like, no, we're gonna stay here and fight. Like, Boba Fett should be telling them that that's suicide and they'll definitely die if just two of them sit here in this place. Agreed. Instead of being at the palace where he can, like, survive, I think it's hilarious that it actually turns out that the Tuscan Raiders were killed by not the bikers. And we joke about it. It's the joke we made several times. We joked about it. And sure enough, it happened. Boba Fett didn't do any research. He didn't try to find the right people. He just assumed that, oh, this is them. And so, boom, took care of them. So, good job, Boba Fett. Imagine that scene from the bikers' perspective now. Literally, oh, hey, it's the Dinamo, what do they call him? Daimyo, Daimyo. Hey, hey, hey, it's the Daimyo. He must be here to protect us. Oh, God, ah, ah! That's literally their POV in that scene. They're slaughtering us. They're killing us. Oh, why? We didn't do anything. Several of them would have died wondering what the fuck is this? Like, why? What in the world? Yeah, why? I wonder if you'll ever find out that doing that was a fucking bullshit. He will, it'll make him angrier at the pikes. Like, I'm saying he should have a more of like, wow, I'm a fucking asshole, aren't I? What will happen is that he will find out and he'll be like, that bleh-bleh is on your hands, the pikes. Right, oh, okay. All right. He's gonna be like a pike there as he finds out and he's gonna get really cross and he's gonna shoot more. Slap him, give him a slap. Luke Skywalker decides the course of action that needs to be taken is that he needs to put Grogu inside of an X-Wing, his X-Wing, put R2 in the back, and then fly Grogu to Tatooine, unaccompanied, essentially, to land randomly at this one place and just hope that everything goes well? What the fuck is Luke doing? I'll do it worse. R2 seems to just be like, you're not Mando and she's like, yeah, that's fine. It's like, oh, okay. Luke, I didn't even have them come. Luke would have given you one specific order, which would have been, this is the thing, I think it's a fucking out of character thing for him to do anyway, but if we take it to be literal, he's like, only hand baby Yoda to Mando. And R2's like, sure thing, boss. I'm just like, wait a minute, there's some old lady here. And how do you find him? You're a droid in a ship. How do you talk to people? Do you just randomly land and ask, have you seen a Mandalorian around here? And then you take off in your X-Wing and go to where that place is? And you know what? You know what you could have done instead? By the way, I wouldn't have expected this act in general, but you have here run out and then the X-Wing lands, it opens up, we have her POV only. And then she goes, oh, like she, and that's it, we cut. And then later on, we, whatever we're doing with fucking baby Yoda being here. Cause like, I understand you don't want to have to do all the fucking Luke Skywalker work again in terms of post-production. You didn't have to show him. You could have been there. We were saying last time, this is how they're going to have Luke meet Boba Fett, that Grogu of course chooses the armor. And so Luke has to fly him there. No. But now Luke just doesn't give a fuck. Luke has more important things to do right now. I guess. It could have been anyone. It could have been Ahsoka. It could have been, yeah. Well, the thing is Luke doesn't have anything better to do. Now his only student is gone and he was just like, yeah, fuck off. When he put baby Yoda in fucking thing and then sent Ahsoka, do you think Ahsoka was like, Luke, that's kind of dangerous, man. Just saying. A little bit irresponsible. You're acting a little weird there, Luke. Just takes baby Yoda and runs away. What is Ahsoka gonna do? Nothing. Nothing. She literally does walk the fuck off. And then she says, keep your dome on something and it's just like, no, not chill. This isn't, no, not cool. And she probably starts feeding baby Yoda to someone else's offspring. I can't believe the damage to Luke's character continues. And he's not even here. It just keeps happening. They're so desperate to have Luke Skywalker and everything they tell us about him is damaging to his character. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. It's worse and worse. The truth you negotiated with the other families will ensure that they will remain neutral. And sure. I mean, we hope they will. That's not how that works at all. The fact that they agreed to it. If you remember, we were critical of that scene and several people were like, they're lying. That's why it's not stupid. It's still stupid because that means that he would have fallen for the fucking lie. These are, this is like a third of your army right here. These goofy losers and their fucking silly ass bikes. But Rags, they look so confident and cool. Oh my God, Snipples look funny. One pistol and they're all dead. Yeah, I don't know why they're looking at the Gamorium Guards as like a super useful element of their team. You're just looking around. And they've, yeah, it does. They've said, by the way, like, what is Crescenton's job? And it's like to stand there and just sort of, hopefully everyone's going to chill. It's like, okay. Doesn't talk, does he? He hasn't said anything. Is he supposed to call and say something? I think he just yells. King Shark would be more useful. Yeah, so is the point here that everybody's just around? Yeah, kind of. This is a great plan, everyone. You know what a bit of shit plan? Gathering up all of your townspeople into the palace and then having everybody stationed ready for a war. That would have been really stupid. Why would the Pike Syndicate randomly destroy the town? They need it for like money and stuff. Exactly, exactly. Why would they destroy it? You're here, did you walk? Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, what are you doing here? You're just fucking legs. I've never seen that. I've never noticed how flumpy that droid's legs are before. They're a bit odd. Why don't they just fucking shim? I think Boba's armor looked way better with the light gray undercoat. Yeah, the black makes it look bad. Yeah, it doesn't work with the black. It doesn't look good in black. I agree, the light gray looked good. It's all tense. No, attack him, you'll get a job. Wait, did Boba just try to hire him? He said he's too late to get a job, which is unreal for his character at this point. He's got the smoteros. Damn. If that's not the quack to call in the stiff wing slimy. What? Did it miss something? OK. What? I wouldn't be counting on the people of Freetown to be coming any time. Oh, yeah, they renamed it Freetown. The irony is you could probably count on it more than you ever could, because he fucking killed this sheriff. You should have never left him without his armor. OK. Just shoot him, shoot him now. Yeah, just shoot him. I don't know if Boba will care. By the way, that was Mando's friend, not Boba. I don't know if Boba will care. Yeah. Oh, no. How could this have happened? How can we deal with them when we have another man to lure in and a sniper? They have armor, too. No, just shoot him. Shoot Cad Bane right now. Get him out of the picture. Just shoot him as well. Yeah, we'll shoot him. Get him out of the picture. Fennec can shoot like five people in three seconds. Yeah, it's actually inhuman. What do you propose then? Kill, rush, destroy. You mean the one that massacred your Tuscan family and blamed it on a speed-like gang? Wait, why would he say that? Why would he say that? The whole point, the guy said that it's good that he didn't know. He wants to fight. But you feel like an idiot right now. But that wasn't Cad Bane that did that, though. Those flashbacks, man. This show thinks we're so hard to dodge. Why are you leaving cover? Why are you leaving cover? Right now. Oh, god, flume fingers. I mean, you're going to lose, though. Yeah, your bestie is over. Well, yeah, this is the thing. You could theoretically win, but you won't win against him in this show. We fight on our terms, not theirs. Are these not your terms? I can take them. You're emotional. I can take them. We need to adjust. Listen to your woman. You'll have to hold it. You're emotional. Oh, no, it's so tense. You can't even possibly be faster than you. You killed the people that enslaved me. Negotiations are terminated. You're going soft in your old age. You don't have a nose. Jay, that's mean. So what are the guys on the roof for? There's only one left. Oh, they just stuck back behind them now. Yeah, they'll just jazz it. Why is this guy still in the show? I don't know. He wants to get in close with Boba, I guess. No, I just mean, why did they choose to have this character in the show at all? Something feels off? Can you be less specific, please? What is the thing that you've seen that makes you feel that way? Oh, so you're dead. You're dead. They just ambushed you with pistols. So what's feel of the strange? Oh, you know, everybody's pulled out pistols and shooting us. I thought we had a treaty. So did I. I thought we had it. Yes. Also, I'm sorry. What a terrible ambush, by the way. You had all the advantages. This is the shittiest ambush. Yeah, what if you shot at them before they noticed that you had weapons? He has two scopes on his gun. Oh, is that one for each eye? Dude, everyone's going to get ambushed. Is that his gun? They pulled out knives at that distance. What are they doing? You don't want to fire a weapon. Just shoot them. Shoot them. It's like an injection of ammo. You have a gun to shoot them. Use the gun with the gun train. Oh, no. So fucking bad. Oh, no. The Gamora gods. Wait, why are they here? One pistol and they're dead. Oh, no. He's using his gun. The one guy with the gun and they're running out of sticks. Oh, these guys didn't have guns so they can have a melee fight. What the hell? Where is everyone's guns? Where are you guys? Is this the war they're talking about? They're going to push them all back the edge. Oh, no. The piggy is not nice. Oh, yeah, there they go. How did you lose so easily? That was pathetic. Why did you keep backing up towards the cliff? Yeah, that was really the wrong decision, honestly. Yeah. The native attack will have to gather our people. Does the pike syndicate still operate out of Mos Eisley? It's difficult to say for certain. Mos Eisley? Yes, now that I think of it, indeed. Why would he lie? Because he works for the pikes, right? I don't know. Well, he works for them there, I guess. May as evil, so. Oh, my God, I'll take my speeder. OK, all right. Wait, how are we here now? What have you been doing in the meantime? Oh, they took the gun. I don't know. He's got his knuckle besters. I don't see how they stand at any chance at all because of how fucking it. Oh, I guess the hugging. What are they doing? They're just grabbing him. What happened to your weapons? OK, that was really weird. What the fuck? How did the bikes get there? Oh, did that guy die again? Seriously. Again. They should have won this fight instantly if they'd done it right. Throw grenade. Yeah, but she won't die, rags. None of the main mod people will die. Oh, it just kills them all. Fanny's going to wipe them all off. Oh, they just run away. OK. Does Fanny occur? Oh, they have a weapon. Oh, no. Oh, did someone actually shoot with a gun? Was that four? She killed four. Yeah. And the other ones ran away. Yeah, OK. Well, that was easy. What did you do? It was so fucking unnecessary. Holy shit. Hey, thank you. Manners. I like it. What the fuck? How did they not see you? How did they not see you arrive? You parked right next to them. Well, yeah. How did they not see you arrive? What if they come back? Well, yeah, that's true. No, how did that make any sense at all? She's there. Oh, no. Now this is happening. Oh, no, not this. More pikes. Oh, no. Yeah, I guess this is bad, I guess. Dude, this is confusing as hell, like logistically. I have no fucking clue what's happening. On account of them standing out in the open, why don't you just shoot them? Yeah, stop shooting them. You have like little windows you can take cover in. Yeah. Also, you have a palace. And they can't see inside because of that's how light works. They can't see inside, but you can see outside because the inside is darker than. All three, I suppose you'll be heading out. I'm not. Where does it want to go? If he leaves, he dies. It's half a dozen losers. He's on a bound to this cold. You don't think you're going to die here. This is pathetic to shoot them and be done with it. Yeah, you guys aren't going to lose. Yeah, it's like what? Guys standing out in the open to shoot them, kill them. We've really earned this last stand between these characters who have a meaningful relationship. Man, they go back. They really do. We wait until they get into position and launch a siege on their terms. Oh, we rush out there. Catch them unaware. Why would you rush out there? How catch them unaware? They're staring at you. Shoot them now. Shoot them from now, from here, where you're standing with your guns. These people are counting on me. OK, then we'll both die in the name of honor. Both die for honor. OK. Why are you so stupid? Like what? This is the one. If I may offer an alternative? I'm glad I watched this scene. What? I will write out my statement and what I'm willing to pay. He's going to say, fuck you or something. Yeah. Why are we doing this just for the joke of them? I guess, yeah, he's going to bring the. Yeah. He's going to bring them back. Wow, he said, fuck you. He said, we're banter fodder or some shit. No problem for a change of mind. Read it, read it, read it. Am I killing? Read it. You've done this. You've just got a guy killed, probably. He didn't read it. Joke doesn't work. You can see this kind of mile away. Read it with your tail head. Wow, slur. Yeah. You've got little fucking droopy bits on your chin, mate. You don't have to do that. Little droopy bits. Some day I hope to see the fabled obsidian cliffs of Obadi. Can you shut the fuck up? Dude, they are really extending this joke. Hi, Boba Fett. You present the following offer. Oh, no. What does it say? Read it. Nothing. You will leave this planet and your spice tray. If you refuse these terms, errant sands of tetanus will once again flourish with flowered fields fertilized with the bodies of. He wrote all of this? Yeah, he's a very quick writer. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Wow, I really like this one. Why would you leave cover and fly through the air? Yeah, this is cool. I'm just going to shoot you. I can see the Ys. I said they would do this back in season two, the back to back, Iron Man 2 thing, but with these two. Finally. For reference, I actually feel like this is so probably odd point that I want to reference this before the episode's out, OK? But this is going to be a scene with Boba, a bad duo, both like, you know, like Iron Man 2 with War Machine and Iron Man, just fucking Oh, yeah, and they're back, back. They're going to do that with Boba and Mando either a hallway or an arena, but they're both just going to be shooting their guns together. Mando might say, like, we make a good team. And then Boba's like, I work alone. This is what everyone's wanted to see, right? I'm not too excited. You aren't shooting. Just out in the orbit. And they're so fucking stupid, but it's cool. Why did he cut up his arm like that? Notice Mando just put his arm up. Why? So if he sent out the negotiator as a distraction, wouldn't it have been better to send him out? Oh, one of you did it. Oh, no, my armor. No. Oh, good. Yes. Yeah, there it is. They're just spinning around and inhumanly shooting people. Yeah, there it is. Ding. So cool. Well, there's no, what are you doing? Just no point to him. Fuck him. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why are you running around in the open like that? Don't waste those. Whistling birds. Best car is only armor, not weaponry. That missed clearly. You guys think you're so fucking cool. Oh, god. Wow. Why are you doing that? You just cost yourselves. Oh, no. Oh, no. But they're going to get saved by their bodies. A low point. Who will save them? Oh, no. This is invincible. There's no low point here. Oh, no. They're just so orange and watch. Who is it? Who is the one that saves them? Where did they get that? Who the fuck is this? It's the free town. I'm sorry. What? What did you get here? How did you get that? How did they know any of the? How did they know what was even happening? Oh, this is so terrible. How are you aiming that? Oh, now it's blown up. How did that happen? They just shot at one. Well, right. These explosive rounds, maybe. Those laser sticks, the firing. I love how they're all cowering, as if two people there are just immune to fucking whatever. Wow. All right. I guess he's dead. What if he's another surprise reveal? No, they didn't say he's dead. They said he'd gone down and come down. There's going to be another surprise reveal. Here we go. How? Why did they not shoot you? You're dead. Yay. Yay. God, these guys suck. Did they not continue to shoot him? You can't pull off being cool on that thing. Stop trying. You're in the open arm. It was like bent the wrong way. You don't have any cover. They're just going to kill you. All you did was arrive to be shot at. What was the point of that? You could have flanked them. You could have done anything. You're all just doomed. Oh, he's a wookie man. Somehow he escaped being crawled on, I guess. That looks so bad. I shoot his places that don't have armor. You're fools. No. They're only hitting him in the. He's out of the open. He's dead now. Surely he's dead. They're leaving again. They're taking the fucking armor. They're legit taking the piss right now. Oh, they're trying to play. Promote that man. Give him a raise. Oh, stop doing your shitty little payoffs. Fuck off. What the fuck is this? What are you doing? They're all just fighting for one little van. Wow, Harry. It's totally fine. Oh, we did it, everyone. It's a good thing that the bad guys just can't hit fucking anything. No, I'm going to come back with a tango. Like an ATST or something. Oh, yeah, there you go. Remember his visor that can see through walls? I'm glad they remembered that. One grenade. We should get inside. We should get inside. Yeah, we should definitely go to cover. You should definitely guys go to cover. Go to cover right now. Why the fuck didn't they open it and run? Yeah, look at those. They look like they're from Tiberdale. What do you do? What are your guns at it? Run. This feels like a jack and dachshund thing. Oh, they have the fucking shields. OK, so now is the time to leave. Yeah, this is the time to atmosphere. Well, man, you are really stupid. Guys, do they know what shields are? Man, if I had to fight for no one, why haven't they shot? Yeah, whatever they do. Why aren't they doing it? What are the basically basically droidekos? Right? Yeah, big ones. The big boy droidekos. That's not going to work. Why did what a waste? It's probably not going to work. It didn't do anything, obviously. I mean, for the show, it isn't for dramatic effect. I don't know why the robot stopped shooting. I guess it was for trying. Now through. Yeah, then do that. That was just the total waste. Wow. Oh, now they want to shoot. Yeah, if they had shot a little earlier, jeez. How are they missing? This track will distract them. No, go inside. Why are you walking? You're fucking fools. Why did it not? Oh, wow, I would have opened with that. You know what? I would have opened with these things, actually. Yeah, jeez. Dude, what are we doing? That's easy. Where's the barrel? Fish in a fucking. How are you missing? OK. Why are you still doing it? It doesn't work. What? This is so embarrassing. What did you try this for? This is so embarrassing. They're going to get them to shoot each other. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, they are. No. No. Oh, don't die. Oh, the penetrator is. Oh, no. Not even the dock saver can get through. These shields. Fucking hell. What are they made of? Why are the robots not shooting them? We need to harness this technology. Yeah, thanks. I saw that. Yeah, I noticed. This is the shittiest fight scene I've ever seen in my life. We're pretending that the enemy's all right in front of you trying to kill you. Hello? Oh, they missed. What are they missing? You protect the others. I can distract them first, though. We don't have to distract them. Just they'll miss you. I promise. Making them shoot each other is actually a much more interesting way to defeat them than what the hell we're doing right now. I assume that's what they were doing. Oh, bye. How is it missing? Wait, how are they still being chased? How are they behind cover already? It's not working. Oh, that one is really far away from the sun. Wow, guys. Two in a fucking corner. Two in a corner. Two in a corner. How many times are we going to show us that it's not working? Firearms do not work. He's trying to figure that out. Wait, what's that? It can flimper shield with electricity. Man, imagine if they didn't kill him. He just walked off. He ran out to the guys. Oh, does it not care to shoot him? Where did they come from? How did they get? Oh, my God. This is fucking hell. Oh, it's a grenade. I'm not going to do it. Were these actors not embarrassed? That was so embarrassing. Oh, my God. How? Never again, please. Jesus Christ, the plot armor. It's actually. Yeah, I guess we haven't been coming. Like everybody should be dead by now. Oh, super dead. Oh, you're here. Why? She did not bring baby. You did not bring fucking Grogu. You don't hear the fucking gunfire. Yeah, I got it over the gunfire. I wonder what you're saying. What should I run away from? I can't hear you. Baby, you're just going to save the day. Yeah, I got the feeling that's going to happen. And again and again and again. Can't hit anything. How is it going to keep up with it? How could either robot keep up with either target? How could even how could the one chasing the people do it? Why did you do that? Why would that be going as fast as possible? There's no way to keep it alive. How is this possible? How are they keeping up? Guys, just turn a corner. They all just walk in the same direction. Well, it's got like explosive rounds. So that's not going to do anything. What is she doing holding your gun like that? I love how they just continuously. Why are you shooting at it? There's no point. It doesn't do anything. Sling it over your shoulder and run for your life. They're all like doing it like they're aiming specifically for pot. It's just like it doesn't work. It's a city. You can just go around and stuff. It can't hit you. Yeah, there is no dead end. You can just go forever. Keep turning fucking corners. What if they throw a grenade? You're dead. What if they throw a grenade? It's all the line now. It's been true for most of the action scenes. It's all the line. It's all the line. Good luck. Why would the laser must hit? I guess we'll find out what it is. Is she a sharpshooter? Is she a martian? But the shield is all around. I don't know what the plant. I don't know. Are they not in the clear? Oh my god, he's actually here. Oh my god, did you hear that reaction? What? He was like, what? Fuck me. You can act, man. I know you can. OK, little guy. I'm happy to see you, too. I'm surprised we got resolution on this. Just a moment. OK, so now when you watch Book of Boba Fret, season three, he'll just have baby Yoda back, even though the last season ended with him leaving him. Do you mean Mando season three? Oh, yeah, yeah. Why is it? How is it still keeping up with them? How? How? Is she brought a plane with you? It's going at like half a mile per hour. Why are you shooting it? It doesn't do anything. You need to be keeping your head down and driving in diagonals. Wait, did baby Yoda just kill the droid? I'm not sure. It looked like it, but I don't think that's what they were going for. How did the droid die? It just got shot, I guess. I guess it got shot, I think. Didn't look like that. How is it right next to them already? I don't know. Look, we killed them all. Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. You're going to have to shoot them. Shoot them, but you're gone. The Rancor. Yeah, right? Oh, no. Well, that's just going to shoot a Rancor and kill it, right? Yeah. It's damaged, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me Boba Fett went off to go get the Rancor and didn't get Slave 1? And then came back. Yeah. Oh, shit. He came with the Rancor, not Slave 1. What's this? So the robot's just going to kill it, though. It's just shooting it. That's just shooting it. That's an easy kill. It's an animal. There's a reason that in warfare, you don't see. I see you're armored truck, but I present to you all night. This is easy. It's just going to kill him. Why is this robot so bad at aiming? It's still standing target. What is this? How are you missing a Rancor? How do you miss a Rancor? Yeah, it's absolute insanity. Stop. Don't stop shooting. What are you doing? How is it missing? What? It's right in front of you, like you can't miss. Why did the shield, why did hitting the shield flip that thing over? Oh, now is your chance. The back of it is weak. I don't. This is so bad. It's going all red. You stupid dark saber. It's just shooting the Rancor's fine. Kill the Rancor. It's still missing. Why are you not killing the Rancor? When you apply more pressure at the front, the shield has to work harder at the front. Oh, OK. OK. Wait, why'd you? You could have just chopped the legs, but OK. Why is it not shooting? Why isn't it shooting? Why isn't Mando doing anything? Mando. Oh, it can't shoot. Well, that was easy. Well, if we have a war, it's going to destroy the city, not like this Rancor. Yeah, we did it, Patrick. Oh, landing on that backpack. That must be painful. Yeah. Well, if he had been fucking faster. Oh, that's like a level puppetry. Yeah. Yeah, come on, crush it. Yeah, that's it on screen. Let's do it. How is Baby Yoda powerful enough to do anything? It had like a day of training with Luke. It's fine. Wait, you fucking kidding me. It's the one place it went for. How did it not crush his leg, though? That would have crushed his leg anyway. Do these people not understand what force is? No. Not that force, the other force. They think that the Scarlett just saved you from falling off a cliff. How are you that strong? Whoa, that must have. We still shoot you. I was Mando not moving at all, by the way. OK. Yeah, just shoot him. Shoot him. Wait, why did you went off to the left and then you came back from the right? Oh, how many minutes did we spend just fucking around with these two droids, like 20 minutes on the scene? Oh, it's still not done. The other one's left, yeah. God, this is so embarrassing. This is. You have all these resources and you can't make anything. Oh, yeah, see, this is still happening. How about the wall? Looks like a match for that kind of fire, yeah. Why are you sticking your head out the top? That thing is invincible. Explosive stuff. Blow up the walls. Why are you glassing a Scandinavian without walls? Yeah, arbitrary fucking line. What are you doing? You don't have to zoom in. What was the point of that? What? You can see them anyway. Just yes, bionic eye thing. What are you doing? No, that's how you get shot in the face. Yeah. Can you pick up some of the fighters? I'm used to desert hunting. The one just looked at the book. What are you guys doing? I can't miss it. This range out the open desert hunting means that at close range, you're more accurate. I have no fucking clue what that meant. No, it's another waiting for you to stick your head up again and they'll shoot you. Oh, we just got the other. OK, it's a rain core. OK, I saved the city. We saved the city. I did it. Oh, they ran away. I probably would have too if I saw a rain core. She's so lame. It's going to come out and they're going to have to fight again. I want to write to rank her and here we go. But I wasn't already tired of watching these fucking morons defeat these stupid robots. How is it alive after that? Wait a minute, shooting it hurts it? That's a crazy idea. What? How strong is that exactly? Is it alive from the building or? How is it missing? How is it missing? It's missing so many times. OK. Its legs are more accurate than its guns. It's dead. Just keep shooting. Keep shooting. It had a little plate in front of its belly. Oh, it had some metal on it. OK. Well, you've been shot in the arm and then you get shit all. I can't tell if it's gone. Guys, the shield is gone. You can start shooting it now. Yeah, although this would be the time to shoot it. You can use all your guns to shoot it. I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to say. All those fans are probably coming, I guess, because of the rank call. Yay, we won the battle. What a fucking stupid thing to have chosen to do. And the only reason you won is because none of the robots could shoot suddenly. I can't believe the reins are attached to a nose ring. Yeah, we won. We just got them to shoot each other earlier. So we assume. Oh, yeah. Where's Cad Bane then? You were holding an infant, dude. Where is Cad Bane? That's fine. Is he going to have a rank call too? Maybe don't hold the infant in this situation. Oh, no. Are they going to be a... Oh, no. Why would you leave cover to be behind her? It's broken. You don't need to just want to sit in your bed. Oh, that was not necessary. We really saved the city. How are the blasters not really hurting that rank for, honestly? I don't know why they're even trying. Why bother? You cannot win. The show will not allow you to. Yeah. What was the point of that? Oh, more of destruction. Oh, well, I'm... And they did the scream. He was lying. Oh, OK. Oh, no, it's Cad Bane. Where have you been? Oh, no. Cad Bane is going to kill the Rancor with a pistol shot. Well, nothing works, so I don't understand what he's going to use. OK, we'll just shoot him with your gun. Oh, all right. But you have a chest bag. Why did you throw your gun away? What if the Rancor just swipes them? He's dead. Oh, OK. It's afraid. I guess it's leaving. It's lying. It's fucking up. I wonder how many innocent civilians it's going to kill. I guess it doesn't care about its pay bonded father. No, Cad Bane, you are surrounded by dozens of people. You're on your right. Why has he got his gaffy stick? Does he? Yeah, he's never had that attached to his armor before. I guess he doesn't fight. I don't know. What's your angle? Up tos. That was a good response, right? See, thank you very much. But he just said what's your angle? Because Cad Bane's just like us. No fucking clue why Boba's doing any of this. Does Cad Bane think he can kill all of them? He's probably got like a dozen rifles pointed at him right now. He probably thinks he's still in episode six. Doesn't realize the plot arm is gone for him now. I'll just shoot where your armor isn't? Yeah, just Cad Bane can do something revolutionary and shoot him where his arm isn't. Are we so satisfying if he just fucking killed Boba? Oh, yeah. Please kill him. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Get off of your back. Keep shooting, please. This is my city. Oh, no, my plane thrower. Oh, we're doing great. Just keep shooting him. Just don't stop. Shoot him in the legs. Shoot him again. Miss your knee rockets. Shoot him again. Shoot him. Wait, why does Boba has another new rocket on his back? Oh, yeah. I guess he's re-stocked. Hit him with it. Oh, Cad, you're getting too close, buddy. Why is he still weak from that? He's getting too close. How's he still weak? He's been shot twice. Where's his friends? They're all gone. Where's everyone else? Everyone's dead. Are they gone? They can't be gone. Oh, he's going to lose. Knee rockets and shoot him in the dick. Shoot him in the face. Look out for yourself. Anything else is weakness. Blam, he gets shot in the back. Oh, he's giving up. Oh, no, I guess he isn't. Oh, there's a stick from the toss gun. Oh, it was the stick. If only he had, at least he has a stick. This is embarrassing. Yeah, that wasn't anything. He just won. Oh, his face is funny. He's getting funny faces. He really does look like crypto from Destroy All Humans. Are people upset that this is how Cad Bane dies? I was killed by Cad Bane because that was lame as fuck. That was the lamest shit I've ever seen. What are these shots? We keep cutting between weird different angles. Oh, another one. Oh, wow, another one. I don't care that he's dead. What the fuck is this angle? His hat didn't even blow away like a tumbleweed. Look, Ross Fates looks so... Oh, look, the Rancor's running all over the Rancor. Did you catch his line? He said something like, you know, you should be alone. Only look out for yourself. Rancor is on the lurch. The death is just trying to eat the crab. Blasters will fuck that thing up, right? Oh, wow. Oh, my god. Jesus. That should have killed, like, all the final boss of this episode now. You're not in charge. Seriously, though, I don't like it. Crawling up the tower. Yeah, there's your long-con coverage right there. I can't wait for the biplanes to start circling. Oh, my god, we're really doing con. Yeah. What is this? Keep him safe. OK. No, we're doing this now. What's he going to do? Hey, Rancor, please stop. Oh, so what is this going to do? It's just going to grab you. Yeah, there you go. OK. Now, OK. Well, I guess. Oh, that makes sense. Oh, so he's dead. Oh, you're dead. He's just dead, bro. You're fucking dead. You're dead. Think of the force needed to crash him through that. He's dead. What are these sound effects? What was that? He's crafty. He's wearing a helmet. Wow, he's really lucky it didn't bite him at the seam. Keep doing it. Keep doing that fire thing. He's fine. He's fine. You've got to be dead. He's fine. Eventually, you're going to die. He's fine. Fucking baby will save him. Yeah. Oh, it really cares about Mando. How did how? How? Wow, your neck. She was shitting her pants. She didn't notice this. This doesn't work because she doesn't know what baby Yoda can do, so she would immediately run to try and save him. Otherwise, she doesn't care about him. I don't feel like she's running in that situation. No, it was closer than now. Now it's a bit late because the rank was right there. Yeah, yeah. I do like your little thing. Horse ex machina. No, it's like when Anakin did it in Attack of Clones, remember? It's like when Ray did Force Heal on the worm. That's what he's exploring. No, fuck that. Anakin had like 1,000 years of training. Anakin calmed down the three-horned beast, Jay. That's a better reference. How did baby Yoda learn how to do this? It was really good before. He was taught it probably because he was taught every day. Remember Luke said he's remembering more than I've even taught him. Oh, did he give it a brain aneurysm? No, I guess he did it to the mudhorn kind of and crushed it. No, he lifted that fucker up in the air. True. But that knocked him out, if you remember. Sort of. And then Mando stabbed it. No, no, no, I mean it knocked out baby Yoda. Oh, yeah, but he had a day of training. Right, right. He jumped on some rocks on a stream. No, people are going to be very upset. Oh, he's gone to sleep. How cute. And then we showed this, OK. That's a weird cut. Yeah. The syndicate forces have pulled back from Mos Aspa. Yes, something bizarre happened. All of our people died. I don't really know how. Half of my men were either shot or eaten by a rancor. Is that what you call hospitable? I thought it was shooting already, so. Oh, my goodness, the guards are dead. Yeah, my first order of business is this guy would be to leave this place right away. Why was that at it? Where are those shots coming from? They're indoors. Where are they coming from? The windows. The little tiny windows. The little tiny windows from little tiny fish. Oh, wow. How are you strong enough to? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you. Wow, wow, you hung him in your broken neck. Can you even do that to that creature? I guess so. Is this like a group of people or one person? Yes, I don't even know. Wait, from behind? What? Oh, how did you pull? She used Cobb's teleporting trick. I guess the thing on top was open. OK. Because she was doing nothing else. Oh, that's the. Oh, that music was weird. Yeah, that was weird. Oh, this has been so weird. This has been fucking bizarre. Was that the war? Are we done? Yeah, I guess we're done after math time. Yeah. They're gathering. They're dead. It's time for Boba to appreciate the work he's done for this wonderful community. Look at him smile. Yeah. He's so smiley. Thank you for trying my home saving our town from those spice runners. By the way, was that rank or yours? Thank goodness there is no spice on these streets anymore as he's holding a piece of rubble. You should take a nice soak in the back to tank. That's all you do is soak in a fucking back to tank. Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be unusual. Wow. He's been shot by a blast. There's a base wheelbarrows. How is that building still standing? Here we found that we managed to find a little bit of food in the rubble to feed our starving friends. It's my sister's arm. She was killed in the rubble. In the collapsing building. It's all we found of her. It would have been crazy if they had drawn the battle to the palace, you know? That would have been a really bad idea, huh? Yeah, it wouldn't really bad if some of the palace took some damage. Oh, don't show these guys again. They cringe. It's sad that they survived, but here we are. It really is. He didn't even bite it. It's all there. Wait, I thought chrysanthem was the one in the back to tank. He just said, oh, yeah, have a rubble cleaning joy. That's useful. Who's in there? Maybe Mando. Did Mando get it? But Mando wasn't injured. Yeah, Boba was it? Oh, I guess man. Oh, do we get a shot with Grogu in the little dome thingy? So in the day. So what if Grogu has to take a shit in that little thing? Yeah, there is. Oh, God. Oh, that looks bad. It does look bad. No, don't break it. You think you're going to get claustrophobic in there? Like legitimately have a panic attack. What's fucking stupid in there for days? It's so stupid compared to how it could have been. All right, but this is the last time. Oh my God. There's not inertial dampeners in there. My God, we've really reset. Mando is going to hang out with Baby Yoda for another season. Did they say Boba Fett? Is that what he's saying? Oh, they are saying Boba Fett. Are they saying Boba Fett? No, they're saying Hum-da-dum. Hum-da-dum-dum-dum. Hum-da-dum. It looks so much better here because he's got the gray on instead of the black. They are saying Boba Fett. Oh my God, they are Boba Boba Fett. Oh my God. Dude, do you think that's treated as like the music had an arc? It's comical. That is comedy gold. Oh, God, this was bad. This is embarrassing. The funniest comedy of 2022. And I wouldn't video it near as funny if you didn't know. The people tried. That's how you know it's a comedy. It's got Matt Berry in it. You sounded like you were shocked. You know Matt Berry. I was just excited to see it. The name of an actor I like a lot. Skywalker Luke Skywalker Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda. Oh, that might be it, actually. He put Cad Bane in the back of it. Fuck. Cad Bane, Cad Bane, Cad Bane. Cad Bane, Cad Bane, Cad Bane, Cad Bane, Cad Bane. It's like a Pokemon. Rags is trying to recover from all of this, I understand. This has been garbage. Rancor, rancor, rancor, rancor, rancor, rancor. Oh my God, though. Ah, is it Cad Bane? Is it? God, I don't know who else. I don't know who else. What if it's Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan in the fucking back to town. He was on there and fell. Oh, it's so calm. Oh, it's calm. That's the stupidest part of Cad Bane. It's the corn of a car. It's the mojo, right? Wait, so I'm going to give you a robot stomach. So he can have a lighter. Is that it? That means they brought his body injured to the palace. Remember, it was news to Boba Fett that this had happened when they arrived in the battle. Yeah, but, you know, stuff. Oh, there was no one at the palace. They could have just waltzed in and did whatever they want. That would have been no one at the palace. How did they know there was a backstank at the palace? I don't fucking... whatever. That was the end. We did it. Man, it was horrible. Oh, my God. Is that the most of the three seasons, or what are we looking at? Guys, what? Yeah, I think it's literally impossible to choose another one because they ruined Boba Fett and Luke Skywalker again. Yeah, again. They ruined him again a second time. Guys, what the fuck was that? This is insane. What did we just watch? It was so bad. What the hell were their ideas? That was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Like, this is just a basic lesson in stakes. We create big things and large amounts of people because then the audience would be like, oh, no, how will our heroes survive? But then we make them inept and they can't aim and they don't shoot. Like, well, then why would we care? This film, this thing, this structure, I've never seen plot armor like this. This is nuts. This is just a flat-out refusal of enemies to have basic aiming and just shoot, not even aiming, just shooting. It just won't shoot. They're just running out in the open. Yeah, they just wouldn't shoot. All of the pipes stand out in the open. And whenever they do shoot, they miss dramatically every time. Episode one, those Dredikas roll up. The first ones roll up. They deploy, shields pop and they just pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, and they just don't stop. They just don't fucking stop shooting. They gotta run away. And the Jedi are like, oh, we gotta run away because this is bad news. And now we have super mega Droidikas who just refuse to shoot. They will not do it. Can you believe it? And they cannot hit these just blatant targets running right in front of them. And these things can even teleport too, apparently. I was about to say that too. You're talking about that. When we spent, like, before those even existed in this episode, we spent ages watching Boba Romando just keep getting shot in their armor over and over and over and over and over and over. And they tried to make it like this dramatic thing. And it was like, no, they're just falling over, like, bumbling idiots. Season 206, same exact thing. Do you remember when Mando got shot, like, 20 times in the middle of the fight but didn't change anything? It's just like, why even bother? They're just indestructible. He could be crushed through buildings. That fucking robot steps on his leg, like, crushes his leg, but it's fine because he's got Beskar, a Beskar plate on the top. Some reason stepping on Beskar, like, makes it lance off instead of just crushing his leg underneath the weight. And then, yeah, getting thrown through buildings. Beskar should have gone straight through his leg into the sand with the weight of that robot. And it just doesn't, because at what point do we just, how, at what point is it too stupid? At what point is it so stupid that you just, like, snap out of it? I would posit that you shouldn't feel embarrassed if you like this. You should be embarrassed if you like this because you think it's smart. Oh, yeah, it's so absurd that you could like how stupid it is. Yeah, I had fun. Oh, I kinda had fun, yeah. As I was saying earlier, only under the knowing that people intended this to be dramatic and interesting, like, that's what's making it so funny because it's just so badly done. I think I burped and inhaled, that was weird. So, no Luke Skywalker, he sent Grogu here in a taxi. And thank goodness he did because Grogu apparently has the Jedi force training and power necessary to tame a rampaging rancor and to pull metal pieces. I can't imagine the sheer raw strength it takes to pull a piece of metal from the inside of a machine like that. I don't think that Obi-Wan could do that. I don't think Yoda could do that. I don't think any Jedi has the power necessary to pull a mechanical piece out of that, like the whole thick-ass metal piece from that leg. One of the last things Cad Bane says to Boba is like, let this be my final lesson that you should always be in it for yourself, otherwise you'll never make it or something like that. So like, if that sums up Cad Bane, that he's only ever selfishly in it for himself and stuff. Like, don't you want the demise of him to be connected to Boba Fett having friends? Not, you just hit him with a stick? Yeah, because it was a one-on-one, so. Like, I assume that's what you would wanna do. It's like Cad Bane is like having friends as shit and then he's like, nah, you're dead. You're dead. He's like, no, ratio. Blocked. So Cad Bane uses his flamethrower and that makes the rancor so fucking terrified that it runs away. And Mando uses a flamethrower inside of its fucking mouth and it's just like, oh, please don't do that. Yeah, imagine just breathing fire. I don't see how the rancor isn't dead a dozen times over. Oh, well, the thing is, this was, rancor's a big, which means they're indestructible, Rex. That's how that works. Really hard time as well. Yeah, we should probably imagine that. They made the rancor immune to just everything. That's anyways weird. They made it more immune to damage than the super advanced droids with magic shields. By the way, remember what killed the rancor in episode six? Oh, yeah. A door fell on it. With spikes, yeah. But this rancor, who's a juvenile apparently, can just absorb what essentially is tank laser shots and blaster fire and it can go through buildings. Rex, what you don't understand is that a door falling on you, that's a lot more force than a tank shell. You just need to learn this kind of stuff if you want to repeat it. I guess I do. It's embarrassing that you don't know that. The door was heavy and big, Rex. I love that part where one of the robots finally shoots it once and it falls into a building. It's like, yeah, maybe if you just tried that a couple times, you'd win that, you know, I don't know. But then when we shoot a robot one time and then it's like, oh, that clearly doesn't work. Could we shoot it again? It's like, oh, that clearly doesn't work. And then it's like, okay, let's try that a thousand more time. I guess Mando mastered the sword. It didn't look very heavy at least. He was swinging it a lot in that first fight. I think they were trying to make it look like it was hard for him when he was using it against the droid the first time. I think they were trying to make it look like he was struggling with it. It's this whole episode, man. It's just so much garbage. It was like a condensed nugget of shit. Oh yeah, it wasn't that condensed. It was like really overextended. God, it was just- It felt like a three hour fight scene. Yeah, like three things actually happened, but it was literally just, they show up, they fight and then they win, right? But we have an extended sequence where there are these two droids that takes them like a year to kill. Yeah, nothing about it's clever. So why the hell do I care? Because it's just a matter of waiting for them to fall over really. Yeah, that's what the fights are, is people shooting and then other people falling over and there is absolutely no care or attention that is paid to cover or positioning or good aim or just there's no semblance of tactics and strategy. This weapon doesn't mean anything compared to this weapon. It's all the same. I've played a lot of shooters. Anything that could make combat with guns interesting has been stripped out of this show. Oh yeah. And it sucks. And it's not even just guns, man. We're dealing with all kinds of awesome weaponry and they just fumble it, everything. The people that they hired to try and kill the black chrysanthemum is as a bunch of little weak people with knives and sharp sticks and they try to bum rush them instead of sending the guns after. I can't even. You should have one sniper aim for his head while he's just looking around. Exactly, that's the thing. One shot will kill him. All you have to do is just shoot him in the head and he's just standing there out in the open just have one guy who's behind him just shoot him in the head. Yep. There is a guy who ambushes him from behind but he hits him with a stick. Yeah, he hits him with a stick and it doesn't do anything. Where Boba gets a stick, it's like 45, 45. There's like unironically 15 cuts in a span of like five seconds. With him and Cad Bane? Yeah. Because like... Jesus Christ, you're right. They did like 1,000 crossings on his Cad Bane being dead. Wait, hang on. I just want to look at this frame by frame. He like lifts up his arm and gets shot in the armor, question mark? Yeah, I guess. And then like manages to swipe that whole stick past him enough to hit the gun out of his hand. That's what they want us to think happened. Then he spins, cause he's super cool. And I guess hits him, yep, in the belly and then grabs up his leg. Then the next pistol comes out, he grabs it off from a stick. Right, that was absolute cancer to watch. I've seen people saying more so this one than the others or the directing has been really crap and it's just like... I'm glad eventually you notice. It's just rushed as fuck. It does feel rushed as fuck. Hey, chat, right now, those in chat who like Cad Bane, was this satisfying for you? Fucking hope not. Oh, I was so good. Is Cad Bane canonically an idiot loser who monologues before he gets stabbed by a stick? I mean, he definitely was. He definitely did that before. Like he totally was a guy who monologued before. His voice was everything he said, it was like he had the edgy voice. That was the most edgy voice. He did have the ultra edgy voice, he's mega edgy. If you went around talking like a... I'm going to talk for a while. Yeah, if you went around just like talking, and maybe you know, in the same accent, but just like a normal person would talk with that accent, it's like I would be a lot more receptive to his design overall. He's on the phone. No, you stupid computer. I said customer service representative. He shows up at the end of episode six and then dies in episode seven. Yeah, if we've been honest here, he should have been here from episode one. They could have established anything about him over the first four episodes, or hell, even the first six. Fuck that, make him the main villain, make him the main villain. Make him... Because as it stands, he's just a guy who shows up. Or super weird for us, because we're close to having zero additional context or close enough anyway. So it just comes across as cringe to us instead of the way it's supposed to do, which is like, I'm too fucking cool. I'm sure if we'd watched the Clone Wars, we wouldn't think he was cringe. He's probably not dead. He's like, you stabbed me in my mechanical heart. Luckily, I went to the mod shop guy and he gave me a mechanical stir. They are loving that they've introduced that, aren't they? They're like, we don't have to kill anybody ever now. No one can ever die. They'll be here forever. Man, I'm really happy that Mayor Assassin Guy is still alive. He was my favorite character. Remember how with Vader surviving, he was severely burned, but it took the Emperor as personal facility to save his life. And then he fucking, he was forever. He could only live outside of his life support in a special bubble. And he had a permanent respirator and all that shit. Remember that? Now you can just have some guy give you a mechanical stomach. But let me ask you this. In the history of fiction, has any character actually been killed by vaporization three times? Probably. We have hit a new bottom. I feel shell shock. This was awful, guys. It was really bad. This was worse than I ever imagined. Hey, but at least we can look forward to what's next. Oh boy. Boy! I remember when Disney Star Wars was new and I was hyped at the prospect of this show. Yeah. How do those even aim? Dude, the left hand makes it really funny to me as well. Yeah. Woo! Well, so I just wanted to... These are some post-episode memes. I figure I can... Oh yeah. They're gonna cheer me up, I'm sure. We just watched a 58 minute meme. So, here's the one. Check that out. Okay. These two characters are actually interacting and it feels like a fucking dream. Hashtag the book of Boba Fett. Who are they even talking about? I think it's Boba Fett and Cad Bane when they're like... They've all interacted before, haven't they? Well, not in live action, so. He then says, I am just sitting here in absolute fucking shock. Hashtag the book of Boba Fett. Well, on that we agree. Yeah. I too am sitting here in absolute fucking shock. I am a little bit shocked. That was really bad. I wasn't shocked by how bad it was. I was just like, yeah, that, you know... I wasn't expecting to show on Luke Skywalker again. That did come out of left field because they had the perfect vehicle to have Luke Skywalker meet Boba Fett, which is what I thought they were gonna do. Doing shit like we could go in the fortress to defend ourselves so we could stay in this ruin. Let's stay in the ruin. So stuff like that, I'm like, are you fucking really? And they didn't even stay in the ruin. They went outside. They didn't even do it. Oh, flanks are covered. Okay, good job. They didn't even do it. Why must you torture us this way? Why do we even need a place? The only people who've died were the fucking guards, the two green guards, the... Oh yeah, they just like... No, no, a bunch of mod people died too, but nobody would date them. Oh, they'll be back in the next episode. None of the ones with an actual on screen, but can one of the four main colors that exist? It'll be retconned or something. They'll land it on something soft, and so they'll be okay. That last tweet is the one that really gets me the, I haven't reached the fucking title card and I'm completely losing my shit. It's like... God damn, who is this Joker? Well, there's a lot of these. Narad-Lito. I didn't like this meme yet. Wait, wait, what are you saying? I will now show you a meme that is representative of the current Star Wars community. I'd like to thank the person who brought Star Wars back for the new and old fans I like to enjoy. And it's like, sit down, JJ. We ain't talking about you. We're talking about Dave Filoni, of course. Oh my God, no. He's a choker. It's like, no. One of the most embarrassing... Force Awakens isn't that embarrassing. It's bad, but I don't find it embarrassing. Dude, it takes... This is one of the most embarrassing Star Wars media I've seen. You have to dig around to find the flaws of TFA a little bit. You have to do a little digging. Yeah, it kind of hides it under just its simple... The sheer confidence of TFA almost... It can blind you to how terrible it is. It's so confident in itself. In the level of embarrassment for each film, I think it is a consistent rising from TFA to TLJ to... Yeah, because Tross was very embarrassing. I'll agree with that. And then I think this is more embarrassing than even Tross. I think you might be right. Yes, this is more embarrassing. I think that this is more embarrassing. So yeah, they're just sharing memes about how he's saving the entire franchise, which I was just blowing my mind, but check this one out. Hey, you don't... Fringy, why don't you read this as though it's your own point of view, because I'm sure it would be. This is Fringy's actual opinion. Yes, unpopular opinion. Star Wars is currently at its best since the original trilogy. I like the pause thing. Yeah, not counting the rise of Skywalker, the other new movies, particularly Rogue One, The Mandalorian, Boba Fett, and all the... This is an interesting sentence. They haven't yet existed yet. All the upcoming series are truly the best Star Wars I've ever seen. The way they're exploring new territory while also expanding on some of our favorite characters I think is genius. Sure, we could nitpick some dumb choices made, like colorful speeders on Tatooine, but as a whole, it's really everything this can could ask for. Man, that's a easily impressed can. You know how happy I would be with the show if my biggest problem with it was that the speeders were too bright colors? I'm telling you, that's how these people are. That's what people just laser in on. I think it confirms the disappointing thing, which is that episode three was poorly received, not because it was stupid, but because of the bikes. Just the bikes. Because people don't fucking give a shit about writing. Yeah, like, the colorful bikes being colorful is what? Like, number 643 on our list of issues? Yeah, it's like, I don't like it. It's a fun game. It's not even, like, wrong? No, it's just, it looks tacky. Yeah, it just looks weird. I feel like that sense of all the upcoming series are truly the best is, like, that's pretty telling of, I guess, the mindset. How can you not call this a consumer? Yeah, the shows that are now are the best you've ever seen. Well, I think it's just the standard problem that we see now with specifically, like, big IPs. It's always forward-looking. It's never really, like, what's happening now. It's always speculation on the potential going forward. Like, the idea of an Obi-Wan show is enough to make you, like, happy, regardless of what it even is. Sludge pipe. Sludge pipe. Sludge pipe. It is very much, dude, this is, like, sludge. This whole show was just sludge, setting us up for, like, the next thing and just getting it out there to make sure that there was a show on Disney Plus for this period of time to make sure that people retain their subscription. Feels like that's why the show exists and why it came out now, because it wasn't done, like, clearly rushed. There was no story. He had no story. Yeah, at the last episode, he just said, I'm good. The last episode did nothing for him. It was just, we've expedited the character development to, okay, we got Boba Fett now, he's changed, the Tusken's changed, and then he killed Cad Bane and wrote a Rancor at the end. You saw how he made his stick, though. We did see how he made his stick. We spent two fucking episodes with those goddamn Tusken Raiders. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't it three? Oh, two and a half, I guess, sort of. Two and a half. Yeah, Bob Raiders. I don't want to remember. I miss the gun train. And it all amounted to fucking nothing. Someone posted this on the subreddit. It was a really big video, and it was basically just celebrating everyone's reactions to something that happened in this show. I just wanted, I plucked a few of them out because I was just so enthralled by them. So if we just show you guys this little video. Cad Bane, it's Cad Bane. Oh my God, it's him. Oh. Oh. It is, you were right. Oh my God. I've never seen someone so clearly asked his return into a soyjack. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. I, I, it's, it's played up. It has to be played up. It's, surely, you want to think that, right? Do the whole thing and then have it covered, sure, right, because there's a couple of these in it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. He's got a... Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, I can't believe he's in there. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? There's no way. Yeah. No. Does he have a Batwoman man? No fucking way. No way. That's who. Oh my God. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Oh my God. I think that is Cad Bane. That's Cad Bane. That's right. That's right. Fucking Cad Bane! Calm down, please. Call him Cad Bane. Oh my God. Call him Cad Bane. Cad Bane! Yes, that's him! Ah, yes, Cad Bane, bro! Oh! And who might you be? It is! I like that the images... What the fuck is that hat? Guardians of the Galaxy. Shouldn't it be facing the other way so other people can read it? I want to hear his voice. God, they're just bringing everyone in. This is felode at his best right now. Holy fucking shit! I don't believe you're that excited. I'm so sad. I have a hard time believing that. At the start of this compilation, I was like, yeah, you know, I could see us reacting to this. If there were like five good seasons of a Star Wars show, I don't even think that... The amazing seasons of Star Wars... Nothing hard-ass about it. I don't know what it would take to make me react this way. I don't know. I don't think anything could do this. Well, well, there's an example in this show. By the end, by the end of like, no, we'd never react to it or anything. There's an example in a certain really cool show that has something similar. Right, but you don't react like this. I didn't react... No, that's what I'm saying is I didn't react like this. It was more like, ooh! Well, let's think back. Let's go to something we've all seen. Let's go to Spider-Man No Way Home when they introduced James Garfield and... James Garfield. Yeah, James Garfield and Toby McClintock. And like, the context is important as well. I smiled. Like, I was like, oh, hey. A lot of people in my cinema cheer. Well, that's the thing. When McClintock showed up, plenty of people in my cinema were already cheering. And I was just smiling because that's, I guess... Yeah, I was smiling too. And some people were like, oh, yeah, hey. This is the thing, though, right? Like, because it's just this fundamental because we had to deal with this at the end of the last arc with Mando. It's not that people can't have fun. All right, it's never really been about that at all. It's that, first of all, let's just assume it's real for the sake of the... Which I'm very, I'm happy to put into contention because there's an industry built so that you get more clicks and views the more you react, right? But if you take it for what it is, there's a real happy reaction from fans that are just happy that their show is doing things that they want. It's like, yes, but it sucks for the people who think that this is killing Star Wars entirely as an IP. Because of course, if you see this as a writer after you just wrote that fucking pile of shit, and you're like, whoa, people loved it. Wait, next season we just need to get more... What did we say when we watched the end of season two? We were just like, they're going to take the wrong lessons. They're going to take the wrong lessons. And the thing is, well, from a certain point of view, they've taken the right lesson because it worked. Well, that's the thing. How long can we call it the wrong lesson? If the goal is to make money. Yeah, they're only doing what people are receptive to. And it seems like it is just cameos and, hey, look at that guy, isn't that cool? Look at him go. When people say like, you really just hate people enjoying things, huh? It's like, you do too, trust me. There are things that people can enjoy that you will hate that they enjoy. I don't hate that these people having fun. I just look at it and I'm like, oh, they're going to do this again now. They're going to keep fucking doing this every time, every season, every episode. We'll have a new cameo. I feel like episode six was better illustrated in this than episode seven. Episode six was just, every five minutes it was a new cameo. And people would have gone nuts over it. It's like, do you fucking believe it? When Dothmul shows up again in live action, whether it be a movie or a TV show, whether it's the Obi-Wan series or not, people will go nuts. And I'm pretty sure that is where he's going to show up because Obi-Wan and him fight in Rebels or Clomels or something when they're both much older. So they're going to milk Dothmul probably. Yeah, and people will go nuts again. And there won't be a fucking story. There won't be characters. You won't need them. Maybe we don't need them anymore. They just show up. People just clap at the cardboard cutouts of what could be characters because they recognize the visual and that'll be that. We could have some hope maybe for the Obi-Wan show. Maybe it's made by people who care, maybe it's made by a different team. You know, on the bright side with what we were talking about at the start of this video though, with soon you'll be able to just fucking type your fan fiction script into an AI and it'll be able to spit out a full live action version of it for you. Hopefully that kills this shit. Because when people can get, when people can type something into an AI and get all the fan service they want, they're going to get overexposed to it and that'll stop them from caring. Fans of TLJ, big fans of it, hate this shit too by the way. They're on like our team. Wow, of course they hate it. And it's interesting to look into it because the thing is they like TLJ because it's like, and this is going to be the most controversial part of the video, get ready. TLJ was doing stuff with characters. It actually, it intended to arc people and develop them and grow them and have a point to make, which by the way is like neat. That's like a thing we want. It failed at it though. It did really badly at it. This show is like not, it's not risking anything. It's like, no, no, no. We have Boba Fett shooting people down. We have Mando shooting people down. We have Socha turning up. This thing, it is, it is. It just doesn't realize that that's what it's doing. Oh yeah, it's accidentally done it with Boba's character. It fucks Boba, it fucks Luke. It just doesn't seem to realize that these like hefty changes. It's just like, yeah, I changed my mind because like the people who are employing me were they were bad. Yeah, I'm also talking about like the biggest payoffs or all the stuff that the TLJ people were like, you guys just wanted a big shootout with giant robots. It's like, yeah, and look how successful this is now. Apparently that was what most people wanted. The TLJ fans. This is the straw man that TLJ fans were saying that people who didn't like TLJ wanted instead. And look, we're still pissed. And we get comments every once in a while of people being like, you guys will never be happy. And it's like, damn, these were our two choices. This was what's on the banquet table, these two. Someone's saying that you will never be happy with anything is just such an explicit, I am coping. I am coping with the fact that you don't, that you are not impressed with this because there's no way that I genuinely believe that you will never be happy with anything. But I just need a way, I just need an easy out to dismiss your criticism and the fact that you think it's bad. That's what anyone's saying was when they say that. I still think these will age like piss as well because like there's just nothing that attaches to your heart in this outside of really superficial shit. You talk about it now, but I don't think it's gonna have any enduring. Well, do you think that, let's say we get five mantas season in total and three boba seasons in total. Will people even be able to remember what happened in each one? I don't know. I think it'll be the same problem that the MCU has had right where it's like, what happened in Ant-Man? And nobody knows. Well, like what happened in Captain Marvel and nobody knows, they have a vague memory of enjoying it, but they can't tell you anything about it, which is definitely not what I want out of the stuff that I like. Well, let's take all of the clown people that we just saw just cooming in their pants because they saw a cowboy, right? And just ask them if you could right after this episode ends is like, could you just give me just a general overview of the plot of the show, like what happens? Can you tell me about a couple of characters? Tell me about their traits, maybe. What's about to say? What the show idealizes itself to be. They'd be like, it's a really interesting crime show, crime lord show with bobas trying to, they'll give you all the crap, and you should be like, give me the references. They probably would say a crime lord show. Well, the thing I was thinking right was, okay, so if we had seen, like if Cad Bane was like actually the most interesting and nuanced character ever written in Star Wars, right? And none of us knew that because we've just not seen the Clone Wars, but holy shit, that guy, really interesting character. Maybe I'd react that way. Maybe I'd react that way. Maybe not exactly that way. I'd probably be able to control myself, but I probably would have a strong reaction to seeing him. And then I realized, but I'm seeing him in the Boba Fett show. I would be like, oh no, they're gonna fucking ruin Cad Bane with these incompetent clowns. They've brought him the most interesting character who I love so much into the show. So yeah, that's how I would react if I saw my favorite character showing up here. I seriously can't believe Cad Bane fans would be happy with what just happened in this episode. That was embarrassing. I mean, it's the big concern with Kenobi, right? It's like, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do to our lad? He managed to get through three prequel films and not be assassinated, so. No. Yeah, the biggest issue was just, he was as stupid as everyone else in that trilogy. We've reached a point where it's like, man, the prequels, at least there was something there. I was gonna say, he doesn't have anywhere near as many instances of stupid in the prequels as a lot of people do in any of the Disney shows. Oh yeah, he's relatively, yeah. He does some stuff that's just straight up like, we've reviewed him, just been like, yeah, that's normal. That he decided to do that, stuff like that, you know? There'll be people in chat who'll be like, yeah, you should bring back Lucas. Like, no, that's just, let it die. Just let it die. It's time to stop. It's time to stop. No, you don't, just decanonize Disney shit, right? That's the, and honestly, if they decanonize Disney stuff and they brought back Lucas and some other people to like say, okay. Give it a shot. Don't prequel it though. I'd be happy to give it a shot. Well, yeah, I'm also, when I say let it die, it's because I know exactly what we're gonna be getting, which is all this shit. But ultimately, like, the really, the truth is just like, it would be cool to give Star Wars as an IP now to a lot of different creators and just let them come up with something until one of them strikes gold because Star Wars, you got so much potential, but you keep fucking it and people are blown away happy about this. It's so bizarre because like, it's just such a joke to us. All of it's like a farce. Like, nobody would really make this, would they? And then everyone else is like, what do you mean? This is like some of the best content we've had in ever. It's like a nonsense show. It's not a story. I feel like I'm barely watching a story. It's just things happening for no rhyme or reason. And all in service of what's next, stay tuned. Welcome once again to a very uplifting episode of EFAT mini. We're talking about how great Star Wars is doing right now. Balls. Thanks for watching. I had a lot of fun. Fucking shot us five flamethrower at the shield. That was funny. That was really funny. Like, he did the thing with shields that Boba didn't do, but in this case, it was stupid. It reminds me of, you know what it reminds me of is the scene in the Simpsons movie of all of the characters trying to destroy the dome. And Ralph was blowing bubbles at it. It goes in his eye. Yeah, that's what that was. That's exactly what that was. Hey, that was our Simpsons reference for the episode. Oh, thank fuck you did that. Holy shit. We nearly went through the whole episode without a Simpsons. I told Friggy we had to make sure we did that. So nice. Yeah. Bye, Rags. See you around. Rags did not like that. All right. That's a perfect ending. Thanks for watching, everyone. That was it. Oh my God. Oh, my. Bye-bye. Oh, boy. We're finally free of it. Hey, Friggy. That was awesome. I missed it. What? Oh, just, the character did a spin. It was like a cool spin. It was the whole reason I was showing it to you, but yeah, it was just kind of cool. Remember Moss Isley? Remember the rank card? Remember? Remember Sam People? Remember the Cantina? Remember? What did you bring me?