 internal revenues of this IRS tax news there's no new tax news today so we'll just go into a random joke we should talk about the elephant in the room but oftentimes it's more important to discuss the snake in the room because they can be even more dangerous manipulative and often even bigger than the elephant as long as you take into account the tail measured with a ruler along the floor anyways this is why discussing the economy the proverbial elephant in the room may be less important than discussing the administration the proverbial snake in the room I've often found if you just get the snake out of the room the elephant will be fine until then the elephant looks a lot more like a ravenous tiger and the snake seems to currently be telling the pig who tried slaying the economy tiger with a kung fu pork chop that he just needs to tell the economy tiger hey in order to get another pork chop economy tiger you just need to balance using only your hind haunches on top of this pink ball while wearing an extremely fluffy tutu posing for the camera so we can post humiliating videos of you on tiktok the economy tiger just may respond saying yeah I don't think so Siegfried I've had enough what's that Phil I can't say that or use the Simpsons clip are you sure okay whatever just cut it out then I thought it was funny honestly sometimes I think the producer just cut stuff out to piss me off oh crap was the mic still on I'm just kidding Phil please don't put more blooper roll of me picking my nose or having gas while recording on your personal tiktok account although honestly I feel like your job is to edit that stuff out not use it to create a humiliation database to blackmail and torture me I feel like that doesn't line up with our corporate mission I bring it peace and tranquility to the world by reading IRS news oh okay Phil my face doesn't line up with the corporate mission does it I mean whatever what does that even mean you know what your problem is