 Fun sport Friday brings us to Florence. We're watching Calcio Storico, a game in which you'll never guess it's so simple. The front lines box, they just try to kick each other's ass, knock the opponent out, so they have less people. While the back play the simplest game, you just try to put that ball on that side of the field. Oh, nice little deek there. Back tracks a little, going to have another deek there. Slips to the left, finds an open lane, tosses it into the net, and Giovanni takes the lead. The green team is Giovanni Verde. Giovanni, now they try to kick his ass because he just scored. I don't think it ever stops. The forwards, there's 15 forwards, and literally they just try to kick each other's ass, hurt the opponent so they have less players. It's basically kill the carrier. And we say kill the carrier, we mean, like, let's murder that dude. Let's make it so he can't walk anymore and can't play anymore. This guy's got an open lane, he's flying, cuts left, cuts right. Defender on his trail, he's eventually going to catch up. Tackle him, doesn't matter, pops up, puts it in the net. Giovanni just kicking ass. Oh, a little water. Oh, that'll help. These guys are boxing. It's the four quadrants of Florence. So there's some regional pride here, but not these pussies. Why don't you get your asses in there and fight, huh? Anyone can watch, kick an ass, just like, hey, come on, fight. Come on, fight. No? You don't want to fight me? Okay. These guys just like, hey, I won't get up if you don't get up. This is rather nice. My wife doesn't hug me anymore. So yeah. Oh, from deep as the deepest goal of the game that I saw, Giovanni takes the lead. These guys fighting, just boxing it up, wild. He's going to try and throw him out the boards. I wonder if he's allowed to in. That'd be cool if you could just throw him out and then he's not allowed back in. Fat guy's getting attended to while the game goes on in the middle. It's like handball, football, boxing, mixed martial arts, body slamming. I don't know why I couldn't talk right there. Oh, love. Would you dance if I asked you to dance? Would you be my hero, baby? Those guys fell in love. They definitely made out after the match. No doubt in my mind. You hold me. I'll hold you. Let's just hang out all game. That's cool. Another goal there. Giovanni kicking ass. They win. They get to celebrate. Woo. Couchostorico. Sign me up to play this never. I would never, ever like to play this game.