 Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of totally accurate battle simulator do whatever. Today, well I noticed a certain little mod that came out a few of them and I thought I'd mess around with said mods to recreate something that I thought would be quite interesting. Today, we have the Space Marines augmented engineered superhumans made by the God Emperor himself. Speaking of the God Emperor himself, here he is. Don't really know if that's what he looked like but it kind of just looks like he's got a normal dude's head. But the height is probably right considering that these guys are like 7 or 8 foot. Lord knows. Anyway, they've also got like a battalion of what would you call this a battalion? I don't even know. It definitely doesn't qualify as a battalion I don't think. This is some regular guardsmen with some lasguns and bayonets that are already bloodied. They've seen some battle there and up front we've got some androgynous peoples. I don't even know. These are conscripts which also have lasguns but they don't have any bayonets on front which is I guess would be a bit of a bugger if they ever got into combat which they most certainly will. We're just over the horizon. A battle will ensue with their enemy. Also known as a corn bloodletter. They do crazy amounts of damage but they're incredibly fragile. So it'll be interesting to see what 50,000 of them do against the guardsmen and without further ado let's let them go. Oh very orderly marching towards. It's a lot of butts. They're brave little buggers charging towards with their eyeliner already. They got done up beautiful for today. Look at them go. I'm ready to lay down their lives for the god emperor. The space marines are the kind of regular guardsmen are in there. The emperor's angels running in there following them up behind. I don't even know where the emperor is. I think that's him. He's taking a tactical left flank approach. Oh god the bolters are firing. They have a lot more range than these guys. Jesus! What blew up there? The conscripts are forming an orderly queue to get around. Here comes the first few. Look at them go. The bolt of fire I think is ripping apart the corn demons. Oh no here they come. Here he comes. Just trotting along. Leaving out the last pistols. We got it. Oh there's our first few hits from the corn. And their first kill. They're already looking. Oh my god he's looking bloodied as ever. Is he being shot by other people? What? Oh my god the bolters shots of course. They're just explosions. Oh there will be loads of them killed there. Jesus. Oh yeah. Oh yeah this is horrific for them. They seem to be taking a lot of shots. And even though they've finally ran in. It seems like a tactical retreat from the conscripts and the guardsmen. Is probably needed here. Oh there he is. Look at them slowly trudging through like they're swamp people. But the corn have a... Oh god they are still coming. And the expo... Oh my god look at it. It is just masses of them. A lot of them have died. But remember they have numbers on their side. There is just so many. And they are making their way. Slicing through what remains of the guardsmen. In the trenches that should be where they love to live. But oh no. Here we go. God emperors. Wow. A tower amongst men. You can say. But yeah he's a... Oh there it is. Oh he's getting some swings in. There oh he goes. And he's about to be swamped. And weirdly enough his protectors. I'm just sort of hiding in the back. They don't protect. They don't need to protect the emperor of mankind. It seemed very red. I think very little losses here. How many losses? Total kills 60,000 and then 7,000 for team 2. Which is the corn demons. So they are 10,000 behind. The god emperor of man seems to just be holding his own. Against all of these pitiful waves that come through. They have now formed an orderly line. Very British of them. So we can't just run over. We need to go down this little bit yes. Go on Dave get a move on. I don't know where they're making for. You are facing the wrong way there mate. And he's about to be swamped. But actually if he just keeps on walking backwards very slowly. Oh no there you go. There's the bolt of fire. Coming in doing damage to him from the marines. This is a lonely conscript. He hasn't turned to the chaos or anything. He is holding his own. Leading them away from us. Well you know good on him. He did very well there. Have they managed to get... oh god. I can't even tell what's a corn demon. What's a conscript? Because they're all covered in blood. But he's just went look at him go. Oh oh oh it looks like they've even formed queues over here. Look how they've formed an orderly line. One's fast pass. One's general admittance. Fantastic. There's bits in the air and everything. There's a lot of death over here. But they're doing their job. I think but I don't know these guys. I mean they are. They're killing things definitely. I'd love to see them in you know hand to hand combat. Oh here we go. Here we go. Oh no. Oh an ultramarine killed. You know the emperor is finest. No we can no longer make the gene seed of the space marine. Oh well. Well that's what chapter is from. God knows. Well there it goes. Ultramarines already lost one. Was it gene seed when all of the chapter one died or something to the loss of Ultramar. But I don't even know what these ones are. I think they're just from the space marine game. But they're doing a great job using the conscripts as a meat shield. To you know wave up a few hits. But to even lose one ultramarine. One space marine is the heavy loss here. But they're doing well. I mean that guy is twirling. The emperor is still hanging on. Of course he is. He's the emperor for God's sake. Look at him go. To slash. Should give him psychic abilities to make a big explosion. Oh look at this guy. Look at him. He's like I love this guy. He's lovely and gold. But oh there you go. That one brain cell is kicked in. And he. He's very quickly decided. This is not where he wants to be. Oh no maybe. Maybe. Lord knows. Is that they still cut. They're still coming. I think he's going to survive. I don't know. But there doesn't seem to be too many corn demons left. We'll have a look over this region. See what's actually causing. The pilot. Oh. They had to get over a trench. I think I don't even think these guys are getting over anymore. They're just being absolutely torn to shreds in a hail of bolt of fire. This guy look at this dude. Look at him go. He might make it. The spray seems to be very inaccurate. Oh there you go. At least he you know we held the sword up guys. That tried. Before completely calling it quits. Oh that's it. The right hand side must have fallen. And now they're help. Yes they're coming to the aid. Oh wait they don't need to come to the aid. He's already driven them all back. And now there's none up front. And for a final assault to reclaim terror. I think. I don't know. It looks like terror. We can call it terror. Oh they're not even making it over the hill anymore. Jesus. I kind of want to take control of one of these guys. There's so many of them here. So what is the final losses really? 8,589 humans I guess you could call them. And 47,000 of the dirty chaos have died. Would you even call them zenos? I wonder what the ultramarines are saying. Marines died. We're definitely seeing three there. Possibly more died. Oh there's another one. Oh it's tragic seeing that shoulder arm plate there isn't it? Oh my god there was a complete massacre of the conscripts at this point. He's leading the charge. Look at him go. I mean to be a man running along a god would be amazing. As long as you don't get friendly fight to death. Oh that one dude made it out. Oh he got a kill. Absolutely hail. A blizzard of snowstorm of bullets. Emperor you know doing his classic lean back head approach. Oh there's one dude. He just died instantly. Beautiful. Oh they're sort of retreating. Every now and again you'll just get... They sort of get over. Space means slowly move and they're brrrrush. And then die. How many more we got left? Oh we're seeing the end. Who's the final one? He must think that his people are doing amazing. I mean he's not really thinking much at all let's be honest. He's a chaos spawn. I mean you don't really kill chaos they just sort of go back to the warp when they die. But uh and oh no. No he's not last anymore he's second last. Come on. There he goes. And is he gonna make it past here? He's still going. He's going. Oh no no he didn't even get a hit off. And I think that is it. The god emperor of mankind stands tall on the hill. Victory achieved indeed with basically no losses. Look at that they're even tapping off the blood on their shoes. But I mean we'll see. Can we get more Xenos before the game crashes. Let's give it a shot. Alright guys we're back with the ultimate defensive terror with more filthy Xenos. Oh in front of us we've got uh well you'll find out in a second they're hostile to everything. As well as some other ones coming in from the left you can just kind of see over there. And some over that way as well as the corn blood letters are far in the distance. So we're about to press start and just see how this goes. Okay let's go. The space marines have a range on these guys already. And what lays in front of them it's they're gonna split out in all directions these things. But I'm kind of curious it's the ones that love to fight no matter what. It's the orcs slugger boys running in collapsing everywhere. Oh yeah they seemed like it was a good idea to charge towards them until they realised what they were facing. They're just being mowed down but they are gonna slowly get closer and closer. That was a guardsman. I would be a little bit worried. Yep yep there's only so far that these guardsmen come back up before the green horde envelops them and they are chopping them down Jesus. That is horrendous. Oh the god emperor there he is. He's doing his bit to take on the orc. Bloody fungus need some killer like weed killer. Here we go here we go orc versus cadian guard. And although they do very well it doesn't seem like it's just a few orc boys have got into the midst there and have slowly chopped them down. Look at them those you know I mean there is how many of them shooting at them and yet they are still killing oh no this isn't good they're gonna swarm right behind the emperor and they're just gonna chop all of these guys down and just throw them into the trenches. Oy what we got here boys. Slash them. Yeah there you go look at them go. They're even killing any oh one died. Oh no I mean they're not really that great in combat we've got to admit the orcs are brilliant but humans you know they need the technology and they need the angels really to help them here and they are laying down suppressing fire oh that's it. They've actually made a little bit of a mound of orcs here but oh god there is something bigger coming now I think the orcs have actually all died there was a hundred thousand orcs and they have all just been killed oh they're protecting him perfect that's beautiful oh no the orcs actually had a fight against the homogons and the chaos and they all went to kill them orcs were the only ones that were hostile to everything really the chaos should be attacking the air tyrannids I just thought you know it would be a bit crazy to have the orcs just going whatever but really we need to see what these guys can do against the humies they're not running as I would expect a carn effects to run and they die a lot easier I suppose but then again when you've got this many space marines firing at you oh I quite like the there's like metal sounding when they were being shot at that was quite cool oh yeah it is although oh my god that they're not getting very far but soon not before too long I mean these guys will get mowed down but you're gonna have these you're gonna have a whole big army of these to contend with already kind of getting there starting to shoot them down oh it was like is that a new troop but no it's just a very bloody carn effects oh look at the Hormagons go look at this oh they're faster than me bloody camera oh god yeah no yeah yeah the Polar Fire came through very very easily and killed them there look at that one dude go look at them running up right oh no he tried his best lesson oh they're moving in now we're actually advancing where is a oh they were oh they've disappeared did they run did they run forward where they go oh they must be here this looks like the Canadian Canadian guard Canadian guard yeah here they are oh look at them beautiful they've moved up on the enemy position sniping them off that's what they want to do they want to get each thing focus down on a calm effects at a time don't focus on all of them you need to do this quickly before anything gets out like too far out of hand there's some Hormagons here you've got a lot of stuff that can easily be easily be killed because they can't actually cross the trench however there is still more here even though wow there was a lot of death here did the orcs run over this way my god they did they did work look at that they pushed straight into the rank there before finally getting on the throne but yeah you've got all these all these dudes you really wouldn't oh they went round like a swarm of ants beautiful the Zenos that is but very rarely like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten more is the humans are like you know hundred and then another hundred and then another hundred but it just takes a couple to get in here and slowly just slash up a few humans and for your note the soldiers oh what is he doing what do you do this was a very bad idea yeah oh I'm gonna follow this guy look at him look at him look at him go where's you go always we are did he just hit him with the gun he's seeing red he's gonna turn the chaos soon I'm gonna follow this guy where's this guy go isn't this one I think it was this one I might have got it switched but look at him go look at him go I'm gonna be asked this guy this guy corn corn dude yes he's going up the hill now there was a lot of corn demons coming this way he's chosen the right thing to sort of hang back a little bit yep smart play smart play that's why you blasted this long dude we'll call you Greg Greg's amazing look at him go come on Greg I kind of want to see what's happening with the rest of them but I'm scared I'm gonna lose Greg and my Greg's there no no Greg's running in Greg what are you doing everyone's backing up oh god oh god you could see them now you can see them Greg it gets it gets scary it doesn't it you're not that coward space marine you want to do it where'd you go oh god now I've lost Greg anyway anyway the red swarms coming in and there is a lot of them so many of them what's going on over here where's the Emperor does he run in I don't even know I hope he's alive he's got to be alive he can never die oh my god to just slowly get in there all the guns on getting very far but they are drawing the attention from the space Marines allowing these guys to get further in however that's it all the ones away oh there he is speaker obviously the devil but the guard there he goes protecting all of the Greg's get in and even Sieges vanished obliterated from this mortal plane that is a bloodied space we look at him go and that is it victory is called on the right side and they go off to supply support to the left flank which luckily thanks to the choke points of the trenches yeah very doable and before you know it they call exterminatus well unfortunately the I think the humans died but the space marine survived and they win yeah there you go this is what I'm not exterminate there's one massive bomb hellfire rain from above and they win unfortunately came with the cost of oh wait no one survived there you go you did it with your eyeliner intact even better the angels of course they survived the nuke the lone pillars stand tall waiting for the next request and if you enjoyed this video leave a like and maybe we'll too be back when they add more mods or something I don't know this is loads of fun I want to do more but there's only so many more other things that they really added until next time well and the grim darkness of space there is only