 you know this video is really less about me doing her day life more about realizing we are just one in the same good morning everyone as you guys know i'm in my martha steward era i have been for years at this point today we are vlogging like we are martha steward but in my life which honestly is really not that different but i am gonna make the engagement chicken if you guys have seen this going viral jacky's been talking about it it's inna garden's recipe and my cousin alissa and her boyfriend colby they've been dating for a while and i'm ready for them to get engaged so i'm tricking them and having them come over today and eating this engagement chicken because i want to go to a wedding so anyways you guys are new here welcome back subscribe i searched martha steward's daily routine and she starts her day off with the green juice from her garden and while that is goals for me i don't have a big enough garden and also i really need coffee but i too would like to start my day off with the green juice i'm gonna order athletic greens i take a shot every time i say oh i need to order athletic greens in these vlogs but i'm gonna do it while i'm in this drive-thru because it's really really long yesterday i'm not gonna lie um i was so anxious and i was just in like the worst mood and i was like losing my mind nothing that a good night's sleep can't fix guys so what does martha steward do i'll tell you martha steward is a business woman she's a mogul she's a chef she's a gardener she's charitable i'm doing all of these things tonight minus the like extreme wealth did you know that woman's 81 years old like i've never seen someone look so good for 81 that's crazy crazy also for the record i did just order my athletic greens and you know what it is something i have put off having the apple headphones because i've been using my bows ones that i actually got for a deal and i love them like i'm obsessed and they're probably like my most used thing that i own find them anywhere literally anywhere like they've gone missing and i'm like what am i supposed to do on my like walks and stuff and i can't go without it i need to be editing in person whatever so it was a time to just pull the plug and get the apple headphones and hope the bows ones pop up because i don't want to repurchase the same ones i already have you know what i mean but they're really good and those are only 300 and the apple headphones are $500 like i'm sorry that is literally crazy yes can i just get the kale egg bites good how are you sorry thank you perfect thank you this is my friend keenan oh but you know what martha stewart does start her day off with the workout and so do i you know this video is really less about me doing her day of life more about realizing we are just one in the same we both have very basic schedules but hey oh i love martha stewart's podcast one her episode of stoop dogs incredible but i'm listening to now it's gonna even not that with karamo and like how have i not known about this before in my life because i'm so obsessed with him like i'm not even done with the podcast episode like i'll finish it now on my way to weightlifting um but i am obsessed with this man also last night um lauren and i we've been going to some bass games recently and i've decided my new latest like big station personality trait is being a bass fan and i like we had to leave early and i was like watching the score on the espn app like i don't know what has gotten into me but we beat them sorry stuff curry losers anyways i'm off to weight lift guys i'm oh wow okay the back from weightlifting and in the middle weightlifting cost i realized that my hokas are so dirty martha would never cover excuse me oh would come supplying my raft came on i will send ten dollars on them though to anyone who can guess my top spotify song i don't even know if like my friends and i have talked about how much i love this song i mean i've definitely posted with it shared it if you know i'm sending you ten dollars okay and then i will reveal it tomorrow um anyways i love the spotify wrap because clearly i love the attention so i'm feeling really good about that um my anxiety pressure is gone and my shoes are embarrassing and martha would literally never and also i don't think martha would wear uggs to a charity meeting i think she would wear like product lovers so i've got to do that i'm going to be washing these shoes immediately they're not even making it up the stairs because i'm so horrified i'm in my closet thinking what would martha wear and something is telling me you know i don't even think she would wear jeans i think she would wear like slacks but i don't even if i have do you believe in say slacks anymore i don't know if i have like i think i'm gonna have to go jeans so i'm thinking like what does she wear and i feel like she wears like a luxury turtleneck which i did get this on sale from favorite daughter and it's a very expensive turtleneck uh that i did not pay full price for but i bet martha would i'm favorite daughter i got it like half off or something a nice turtleneck because it is chilly out i'm thinking a nice blazer to go with like her mogul energy um i gotta do the loafers because martha is just a classy woman and she's probably not wearing uggs every day okay so this is not look i'm gonna go shower and i'll be right back i feel like martha gets ready in roams filming a ton of like branded instagram stories a serious question barely anything sprites out of this or am i just wrong why am i supposed to put this underneath makeup um under or over makeup filming some stuff that i just sent in tonight i actually got a lot of stuff tomorrow we have a launch well in real time we have a launch that's already out for the oakine puff bag which i'm really excited for so i've got a good text schedule i've got to get all that i'm just waiting for just i think we still i think just needs to put it on the website still and then i can do that stuff i have all the socials and everything ready to go so it's just a big day launch day preparing for that and then i just have a lot of random branded stuff because it's quarter four so this month's always really busy we're gonna go do my makeup and get ready for the next so i actually did a full face of makeup today which still only takes me nine minutes and i'm trying to get better about that that's one of my goals this month that i don't know when i'm gonna get to that but i do want to get a lot better my makeup here's the outfit i actually think it's really cute i'm very cozy i feel like it's you know somehow mature and like hopefully it's good enough for martha okay guys i have a little lunch because i'm actually gonna be in like some meetings and stuff during wash time and i'm getting so hungry i got chop chop i did get my green juice not from my garden but i probably have like an hour right now to get a bunch of stuff sent into brands get stuff posted for the oakine this is the bag we are finally launching that's already out as of right now but i'm so excited for anything that we've ever released like honestly it's the scarves i like love so much literally right here because i wear it all the time but this bag is just something that you use literally every single day anyways i need to post everything and have all that stuff ready i'll still be working later today and i need to send in a bunch of just random work stuff so getting that done and then i'm gonna head to stop at apple because i did order the headphones i use them literally every day and i have to just like buy the bullet i just stop complaining but i do think that's crazy for headphones like anyone else like they're literally scamming us everyone okay i got this stupid five hundred fifty dollar headphones and no one is a bigger idiot than me okay because i finally bought them and i ended up buying them so i just wasted a year without having them you know what i mean anyways um i'm actually on my way to a little like meeting with the charity that i'm working with which i'm actually very sad for i like always wanted i think it's harder like as you become an adult because with charity work or just anything that's like in that realm especially if you're in like a sorority or something not that i was but there's always like something to do something that your school partners with whatever and then when you become an adult you just like don't really know where to go or at least i felt that way or if you're like not at church or like whatever um so anyways i got asked to be a chair the family place which i'm really excited for um which i'll be doing a bunch of stuff with them in the next year it's a texas-based organization um against domestic abuse and one in three women in texas are abused i have a lot of ideas and things that i want to do and then i'll be working on like certain things you guys will see this in the vlogs i'm really excited but i have a meeting with them in 30 minutes so i'm going to go head over there and then after that i will be making my ene garden engagement chicken which i should have made a marthas do recipe that i'm thinking about it but i've been wanting to make this engagement chicken and i need a list that to get engaged so that's what we're doing done with the meeting it went really great um i got to see so much stuff and learn even more i'm very excited so i will be like bringing you guys like it'll be a thing that everyone can get involved in um i'll keep you guys posted now it is engagement chicken time okay i haven't even seen the garden yet today i was just thinking about that i've got a bunch of work too because we're doing the dallas book club next week i don't even think i've mentioned it first meeting is december 7th not first at wild tractors and bishop arts at seven p.m and we're reading it starts with us hopefully you've read it before then if not like literally just come whenever and then we're gonna go from there look who it is mrs mission get engaged and look where i am you call me right is i was about to start the chicken isn't that crazy i have a chicken and everything i marked the steward today oh my god oh yeah no dude i'm in business it's gonna take an hour and a half you guys are gonna get here at six right yeah so i have to start now because gotta put in the oven then i gotta gotta get back to work but does everyone love my aprons these are available i love the rebounding housewife crew that you're wearing it's vintage i wore it yesterday i know look at us guys rebounding housewife and also my kitchen and also let us not forget i was gonna cook like to actually use this but i like okay like we have a cutting board and it's actually a really beautiful very nice cutting board i actually need that it's awesome and it's really good for hosting to like do a little cheese board moment or whatever but this one i want to like look beautiful and i don't want to like i want it to still be here so i'm just gonna use my big one but yeah um i'll keep you posted i just got my coffee out i'm about to you know play the texas country and that's what i i mean business i need better lighting in this house it's really not that great you know my issue is i will never again even though i love this house okay wrong this is like literally my i love this house and it's so cozy like i can't even i guess i'll show you guys why not i can't really tell if you can tell how cozy looking it is because you can't really see the colors the leaves of change colors you literally can't see at all it is time to make the engagement chicken it actually it looks much easier than you'd think besides the touching the raw chicken i don't have an actual roasting pan either which kind of sucks but i'm gonna remove the chicken giblets i don't even like want to show you guys because i'm like not going to get monetized and when yeah i'm really in like my in my like yelling country music phase i was driving around today in such a good mood because i was yelling luco it's what you gotta do these days you know oh god i should probably cut these things first this is gonna be trash for the giblets i just heard about these on thanksgiving oh god i did the aura ring off and i'm okay no no no no but in all seriousness i really wanted to learn how to make this for dinner parties because having a roasted chicken and then just making the sides would be amazing what the other issue that i'm really running oh wow oh wow oh wow guys start with the chicken about 45 pounds a whole chicken and the first thing that lots of salt wait but what about the giblets fantastic flavor how do i know that the giblets are gone false alarm no giblets i just remembered that my stepdad said they normally come in a bag and then i left on the package no giblets we're good we're good the dew is kind of dry both the inside and out really giblets here and i was looking at the wrong side i can't even talk about it i literally can't even talk about it honestly i just blacked out once i saw the chicken okay i literally cannot even talk about it nope we're not talking about it thank you this side because you tie it you would be like kenzie why aren't you smarter and like i don't know you guys aren't too grossed out once this ends up being incredible my ego is just gonna be for the work you know what some people do ego work like to get rid of their egos and then i do this because i would like a bigger ego you know so next you quarter a lemon and you add half the lemon just cook it grinds and all take some garlic and you put the whole thing in there don't even peel it hey gina okay into a roasting i don't really have one of those olive oil use your hands so i'm gonna use my hands okay you know what this really isn't as hard as it seems once you realize the right side of the chicken you don't have to eat it like me i don't think i i need to redo the salt and pepper i haven't washed my hands just frequently aka every two seconds since the first week of cooking i really like in this though i think this part this part i knew something about you guys have got to trust me this part i didn't know something about we've got kitchen twine ties the chicken together and ina told me that you do this because you want it to cook evenly and this ensures the chicken will cook evenly i'm gonna tie these together i feel like a fully formed adult after doing this gotta make sure that stays i think it will yeah next up since the chicken is pretty much ready i have this for around the chicken cut up some lemon grinds onion salt pepper olive oil and again she said clean hands are the best kitchen utensil interesting because i've never obviously like just how to straight up lemon but apparently like caramelizes really well so that's what we're gonna have around the chicken my eyes are watering now that i put that oh my god oh my god they're watering really bad i'm gonna do the lemon so it's a little bit spread out i think i'm gonna get in too much onion my eyes right now are really really watering look at this oh my god my fidelity guys calling me um martha also invests so anyways good taste make sure it's really well seasoned for sauce you want to be really highly seasoned so delicious and really good if you make it now time to water the plants i need to get rid of the basil and rip some things up i don't have a trash bag up here that's the only thing a very therapeutic hobby in rosemary like i actually now that i'm like thinking about everything that i'm doing and this is like my life it's really crazy you were done for you were done for you are done for wow okay i've gotten a lot of stuff done we are ready for the launch tomorrow it is only 5 30 p.m and it feels like it's 10 p.m and i still have a comedy show to go to tonight i'm very excited i've been wanting to go to comedy shows so i haven't been to one like since moving back to texas for day weekend i think it's the one that like dialysites and everyone post about lauren's been so we're going um i am so proud of our puff bag stuff like the photos are incredible like everything is incredible the bag is incredible like i'm just so excited depending on when this goes up i think this is either today or tomorrow is the last day of the cyber week sale so all the rubbing house wife stuff is currently on sale go check that out everything you guys are staying right now like guys oh my god i literally like oh cannot believe that i made that okay so i'm obviously hosting tonight i got new math because someone had an accident on it a very sore sore subject honestly want to buy like 20 of these just to have them but this is my favorite like thing or other so that's not going there but like look at how cute that is if that isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen what a good christmas gift just saying all right i'm taking it off it's time guys it's looking beautiful oh wow i can't believe i made this myself is that not crazy okay so normally you would do this like in a roasting pan so you would have like oh my god i don't know how this is gonna work okay this is what's gonna be interesting because this is where things go wrong because i don't have an actual roasting pan you have a cup of white wine and you want to just like scrape it all up make sure everything is good i have to have a serving tray somewhere half a cup of chicken stock which is right here there you go you mix it for a minute straight until it like thickens this is from the last line and i'm afraid welcome to a day in the life of lauren my thursday plans tonight kenzie's making me this wednesday oh fuck yeah my wednesday night plans kenzie's making me engagement chicken i don't know what her expectations are but i will go to elissa and colby to get engaged so i can just elissa and colby will be engaged yeah it's not for me oh yeah sorry not for you but um it's looking incredible don't you think i think it looks really good yeah i mean you haven't had it yet no but i know what's gonna be good hey this looks incredible perfect timing the couple of the hour i somehow forgot to film them eating it but it was really really good right lauren it was so so good really no it actually was really good i needed that genuine reaction on the camera i knew it was um it was incredible even the lemon was good caramelized onions everything was incredible and i think i've really given them the push that they needed but i'm ready for it i just need something new in my life and like you know not about me about someone else so anyways now lauren and i actually go into a comedy show i feel like do you think martha stewart goes to shows like this she does dinner on a show with friends maybe not a comedy show but like a show yeah i feel like she even maybe goes to comedy shows like if her friends and down in a music comedian maybe like a wine bar well she goes to show so um we're doing dinner in a show we finished just now the fact that it's not 11 p.m is so crazy we get 745 i know i'm about to play some pump up music great we're going to four-day call four-day weekend comedy show wow it looks so cute to cry oh crack up yeah it's looking interesting yeah it's really good it's so good it kind of feels like you're max and lily not max and lily we just got out of the show guys it was so funny you were right i agree well it was my idea to come so i wasn't against it you've never been here though no i haven't it was so good i haven't been doing improv shows since like i lived in la and it was so good if you guys are in dallas come also lauren's idea should give you go on like a random date with a person of the guy or whoever it needs to be here yeah 100 you bring them here you find out if they're funny yeah they laugh at the right jokes then you know you're in the clear it gives you a good like i'm going home if i don't buy with you and you don't have to talk to them the whole time yeah but it gives you like something to talk about and it like loosens everything up you know also just wanted to end off this vlog by letting you guys know that lauren is in fact in t pain's point zero one percent top listeners on spotify wrapped winning champion yeah if you guys listen to the podcast you know if not you need to listen to last episode sharing our fears of our 20s that was it anyways hope you guys enjoyed today's vlog we've got so much bye on one hand i always do have this like little doubt of like oh well people actually like this song like it might be told trash and i just don't know it um but at the same time if it's just like one person that can connect to the song and um can inspire them to do what they love or inspire them in in any way then i'm like okay i've done my job