Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter!
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directed by Tom Small
music: Jake Chudnow
lyrics: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack
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Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage jam cus its wintertime.
Ohh its cold, but I like it
You slip you gloves on
Slip your gloves on
You wrap a scarf around your neck and face
Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing
Then you get one of them things that's not a hat or a headband. It's kinda both
What the hell do you call that head muff hatband?
I don't know but it's sexy as heeeeeell.
And I'm willing to bet it was on sale.
It's wintertime and the livin' is freezy
Women are like dwarves, grumpy and sneezy
Angry faces and chilly cheeks
Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak
Well let me tell you bout my particular fetish
See I like a girl's nose when it's runny and reddish
The colder it is the more I get hot
I'll make out with your nose, I don't mind the snot
When it's cold as a witches you know what
You can call me a squirrel cus I'm bustin' nuts
Walkin' out of the Starbucks with a grande tea
Puffy coat makes you look like a Manatee
You hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall
Right now you don't feel too sexy at all
But that's where you're wrong girl, you're lookin' fine.
Slidin' down the hill on your behind
I don't care if your classy I don't mind if you're trashy
Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy
I'll take you home and heat you up cus you're my frozen dinner
Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter
Wintertime girls you know you really rock my world
Snug as a bug in a rug
Wearin' nothing but gloves and Uggs
Wintertime ladies c'mon lets make some frozen babies
That don't make no sense.
Now we're back in the pad with two frozen chicks
I put on some jams, a cool wintry mix.
There's no need to rush things lets just chill
Can I interest you in a vodka Nyquil?
I got her in the room; she said "my hands are frozen
Can you turn up the heat?" I said nah it's broken.
I'll suck your frozen toes while you blow your nose
Lets put on more clothes girl I don't need to see those.
Most dudes just wanna see your breasts,
I wanna turn up the AC and see your breath
Some like the lights on and some like it dark
I wanna cover you up like Kenny from South Park
She said that's cool I understand the rules
Let me go slip into something less comfortable.
She went out then came back covered head to toe
She was moving kinda slow but she was ready to go.
We fooled around for a while till we needed some air
I uncovered her face and it was covered in hair
Wintertime hoes just made me make out with my bro
Ewwwwww that was disgusting man EWWW.
Yeah that was gross, but like if we're all covered up what's the difference really?
That's a good point.