 What is up, my cranky crew? It's Ethan from CrankGameplays, and today we are here in Happy's Humble Burger Farm. This is a game that's been going around recently. I popped up on my steam. Yeah, I don't know why I sound confused, but from the screenshots that I saw on the steam, don't leave the meat on the grill too long. It might burn. I wonder how effective these are scourges on fabrication. I thought we were gonna work at a burger place. And then we're gonna start to eat all the employees. The fuck is this? Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of the burger blues, baby. Control chips? Hey guys, am I supposed to be able to hear you whilst in surgery still and see you? All the rats at King's Comfort move to Happy's Humble Burger Farm. Cook a burger. This looks awful. Are we? Okay, hi. Cook a burger, first grab a bottom bun and place it on the assembly board. These are the buns. That looks like a top. How do I grab it? Oh, okay. The assembly board. Oh, hold on. There we go. Okay. Oh, hold on. Wait. Okay. Fuck. I think this is the assembly board. That's the assembly board. Place one of every sandwich topping. What the hell is that? That's sick. Grab a burger patty. Okay. And place it. Cook it, place it on the burger. Okay. How long do I cook it for? Do I need to flip it? Do I need to jump on top of the grill? Are my feet getting burned? Wait for it. Oh, wait for it. Hold on. Wait. Good. And that's that. Finish the burger by placing the top bun. We're not gonna grill these buns. We're not gonna toast these buns. That's a burger, baby. Is it for you? Serving customers. All customers must be served food in a bag. Make sure you pay attention to exactly what they order, thankfully. The specific customers and piggy. Interact with the bags. Laying in the assembly table. No, once an order is bagged, there's no going back. So be careful and pay attention. Place the customer's burger in the bag, bring the bell, release the bag from the board and serve. Take this. Only happy when you're doing your job correctly. Serving wrong orders or being poor employee can result in infractions. Infractions can cause unpleasant things to occur. She only moves if you're not looking deep eyes on her at all times. Happy gets angry. You need to serve her a burger. It requires a rotten patty. When she's released, you can find a pile of rotten patties around the restaurant. Is this a simulation, like a trading thing? Welcome, new employee. If you're reading this, congratulations. You've been hired. Read this manual to get started. Okay. Grab chills patties. Throw them on the grill. Prep. Don't make too much early. Don't make too much early. It spoils fast. Add prep, take a bottom bun. Add a beef patty to get a delightful happy deluxe. Slice a pork to make it a poppin' pork sandwich or juicy piece of chicken to make it fantastic. Empty a bag of fries and salmon nuggets. Put it in the fire and wait until cooked. One basket equals full warmer. Okay, great. Place it in the oven before serving. Press the red button. Wait, I can make cookies? There's so much here. Arrive on time for all ships. Provide, I don't have time to read all this. Press the interact button while holding objects. Try opening the door and grabbing the communicator on the counter. Ooh, can I put this on? The communicator. Ah! The gossip's on now and then. Any time. Toes room? Don't open. Sleep inside. Toes, toes, toes! Who's? Hey, farmer flakes. Who the hell is Toe? I'm gonna throw this down the stairs. Go ball, go! Go ball, go! Hey! Fending depot. Do you want to play pass? Hey! You're a little spooky. You're a little bit spooky. Humble bar. I don't have any money. The hell's... Who the fuck is this? Who are, where are you going? Who are you going? Are you leading me to Happy Humble's Burger Farm? The creepy tunnel. Awesome, guys! I love a creepy tunnel. Is this dude still? Oh yeah, you're quick, but not as quick as I am. I am excited. Happy Humble's Burger, Happy Humble's Burger Farm. Burgers. Let's go through the tunnel. Hey, everybody. Okay, great. The lights and the oven. Sprinkler, kitchen lights. Oh, no, no, no, I want them on. It's a little Roomba. We have one of the, we have two Roombas. One is named Daniel Radcliffe and the other is Bruce Willis. This is an amazing place. Okay. Let's clock in. And let's... Who's knocking? Okay. Pick up a dispose of trash and I'll be put, reset rat traps, move deliveries to the back door and the shelves. Those are the bonus tasks. You only turn on appliances during your shift. I did. Already clocked in. Turn on the open sign. The open sign, huh? Where's the open sign? I'm assuming the open sign is near the front door. Ah! Oh, it's Happy Humble's Burger Farm. Tap-ra-tap-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, Happy Humble's Burger Farm, Ba-la-la-ra-ra-ra-ra-rappy and ba-ba-ba-ba! But any minute, any minute now. Grab meat from freezer, turn on the grill, assemble the sandwich. Okay. Meat. Can I just keep the walk-in open? Is that okay? Oh, Pop Pim Pork Sandwich, no cheese. Okay. Pop Pim Parks, Gupp Pim Pork Sandwich? Hey, poppin' pork sandwich, what the fuck? Um, uh, okay, okay, okay. A poppin' pork sandwich, no cheese. What's on a poppin' pork sandwich? I don't know what's on a poppin' pork sandwich. Do I need to keep track of all the things? Okay, Jesus. Okay, I'm gonna take this. There we go. Poppin' pork sandwich. Yeah, baby! Okay, now I put it in the bag. Where's the bag? Ding. Poppin' pork. Poppin' pork. Bad? Bad? Who would he mean bad? Poppin' pork sandwich, no cheese. What the fuck? Poppin' pork sandwich, no cheese. What the fuck? Poppin'- Poppin' pork sandwich, no cheese. Poppin' pork sandwich. I don't know what's in a poppin' pork sandwich. I don't know what's in a poppin'- Get on the ground. What's in a poppin' pork sandwich? I don't know what's in a poppin' pork sandwich. Place one topping on the bun. Oh. Well, where's my, where's my shit, huh? Hello? Where is the shit? Excuse me. There on, there's, oh. I get it now. Guys, I figured it out. Figured it out. There you go. Okay, now what? Now what? Come on, people. I know what I'm, poppin' pork sandwich, no tomato. Okay. Why don't you make a couple of these bad boys? Poppin' pork sandwich. No tomato, huh? Okay, anything else? Poppin' pork sandwich. Come on, come on. Will you cook a little bit faster for me? Will you cook a little bit faster for me? Hey, man. How's it going, man? You look great. Okay, what do you want? Happy's deluxe, no pickle. Okay, we got a happy's deluxey. Happy's deluxe. Happy's deluxe. No pickle. Bom. And a rotototototototoro. Happy's deluxe. No pickle. Happy's deluxe, no pickle. Thank you. Nope. No. Oh, it's Rostov? Shit, I'm so sorry. Is this done yet? Yep, it's kind of hard to see. Happy Deluxe Snow Pickle. Take that and the bing-bang boom. Bing-bang. I'm so good. Shift has finished. Good job. Thank you so much. Go home. We're gonna need to clock out. Thank you. Is there a closing shift that we need to do? Anything crazy? Should I close the walk-in probably? Great. Well, hey man. I'm gonna go home. Thank you so much. It's been great working with you today. You're gonna stay after hours, huh? Oh, my pussy. I'm so sorry. I thought that was a man. All right, everyone. I'm going home. There's a play place. It's like I'm going up someone's small intestine. That's amazing. All right. Bye, everybody. I'm going off. Going off yonder. I don't know how to get home. Well, that was a good, successful day at work. I thought that that was great. I think we did a really good job. Oh, is there a car in the road? Everybody's got their own jobs around here, huh? Hey, everybody. How are you doing? Thank you so much for building that thing. Wait, I think I saw you at Happy Hubbell's Burger Farm. How's the burger? It's my first day on the job, first day. So, you know, cut me some slack if it was a little funny. But I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope back to the old... Hi, so good to see you. So good to see you. All right, Department number five. Oh, we got more things. That's fun. Wow, what's this? I love rocks. Can you just open my door? Don't do that. Let's lock that. I like that you can resort and spa. What is that? Wow, I can upgrade the restaurant? I can use my own pay to upgrade the restaurant? Look at this. Press the manual button. Burger Farm Employee Toast. Don't take away Toe. Toe is my best friend. I love Toe. It restores health and energy. Taking a shower? That's so nice. Well, I'm gonna go to bed, you know? It's good practice to turn off all the lights. But I guess I don't have to. Anything else in my room? I don't think so. I'm just gonna... Oh, you're bored to go already? Why is a pumpkin in here? That's weird. I'll put you up here. Okay, time to go to work. There's more pumpkins. Is it Halloween? Toe, is it Halloween? I could have guessed by the thing. Is the bus not coming? Call a bus. I use this to credits, but that's kind of cool. Hey. We got a doozy for you today. Doozy. Not only are you gonna be serving drinks from the Shake Machine and the Sovereign Machine. So... Okay, great. I'm gonna turn these bad boys on. Thank you so much. Don't be a dumb. Carry more than one thing at a time. We don't pay to take your sweet time. Food ingredients, trash bags and drinks, et cetera. Okay, where are the cups? What is this? What the fuck? This lever is for restarting sandwich holders. Oh, that's cool. Why don't we? I'm curious about it, but not quite yet. All right. Well, time to clock in. Yep. All right, we are open. Come on in, everybody. Come on in. So do I need to do the... Everything? Everything? What the fuck was that? Did you see that? Did you see that little worm guy? Who was that? Oh, whoa! Hey! Who's making a ruckus back there? I am trying to run a good old fashioned restaurant. Turn order. Salmon nuggets, shake, shake. Any shake? Another one. Salmon nuggets. How do I... Oh, there it goes. Okay, we got the salmon nugs. How do I know when these guys are good? Hey, when did these come out? How do I know? How do I know when those are done? I'm afraid, dude. Wait, what? Hold on, where did they go? Where could they have gone? Where? Ah! Hey! How do I take these things? Oh! I'm so sorry, man. Okay. Okay. Hi! All right, shake, fries, soft drink. Okay, I'm gonna take this guy over for ya. Shake, take this, a little bit of this. Any of them? Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. And there was that dude again! What the fuck? Did you see him? Did you see him? I keep seeing him in places. I keep seeing him in places. I swear to God, he's just crawling around in here. He's... Okay, just one fry, right? Shake, fry, soft drink. Okay, what do you got for me? Fries. Fries. Salmon nugget. Soft drink? It was a soft drink, right? That was the quickest order anyone has ever seen. Sick. What do you want? Poppin' pork, shake. Poppin' pork, shake, soft drink. Poppin' pork, no onion, shake, soft drink. Poppin' pork, no onion. Bang, poppin' pork, no onion. Just waitin' on this, bud, just waitin' on this. Gonna be great, gonna be great, gonna be great, gonna be great, yes, hey. Yeah, and we've got a poppin' pork, no onion. No onion. There you go, look at all these orders goin' out. What do you want? Fries, fries, soft drink. Fries, fries, no soft drink, bam, bam, bam, and bam, and bam, thank you. Whoop, so sorry about that, there you go. All right, we should put down some more things, shouldn't we? Oh, salmon nugget, soft drink, soft drink. You need to turn the appliances on? Fuck happen to the appliances. Wait, is this shift over? Okay, pick up and dispose of trash in lobby. Move your liveries in your back door, okay. Well, why not, you know? Oh, damn, do you see that, that's sick. All right, what do you want me to do? Dispose of trash in the lobby. What happened back here? The hell, why is there a brick in here? Get this brick out of here. Okay, we gotta pick up the trash. Any trash, all right, the hell is this? Not this, okay, anything else? I think that takes care of zitch trash. I'm such a good employee. Pick up and dispose of trash in lobby. Pick up and reset rat traps. Do I put cheese down for that? Or is that a generalization? You know, do not all rats like cheese, you know? I don't think I need to. We have a drive-through, whoever use it? Oh my gosh, that'd be crazy. I'm much too frightened to move. Oh, I hated that. He's in the stront. Guys, he's in the stront. Guys, what the hell, he's in the stront. I don't know if it's been crossed off your list. There's too many atoms. Hey man, did you see that creepy dude? I don't know who that dude was. But I didn't quite like him. Pick up and dispose of trash, was there more trash? All right, well, I don't know where this is, so. I'm sorry. Put your dollar. Hey, there's a naked guy in here. And I think that you should take care of him. Okay, bye. Bye. I'm leaving, I'm going home. I don't wanna deal with the naked man. The naked man is your problem now, Toe. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Toe. What the fuck was that all about? I didn't like the naked man. Who was he? What was he doing? I have a hundred. Is that Toe? Better be Toe. That's Toe. I don't know what that naked man was doing. Hey, did you see a naked man at the restaurant? Cause I did. It was crazy, his dick was out in everything. All right, good night, Toe. Good night. I'm gonna lock my door so the naked man doesn't get in. My rug look funny. My rug look funny. There's the naked man in here. See in the closet here. What's this? I'm gonna lock that while I take a shower. I don't really know about the naked man, you know? Hey, how's it going? All right, hang in there, cat, yeah. Let's do one more day of work, huh? One more classic day at the job, huh? Toe? Coming? Let's take the bus. Why not? We can do it. The airport apartment will take care of it. Okay. Okay. Where is chaos coming from? I don't know. I couldn't, I didn't, I wasn't paying attention. So I'm sorry. We're gonna make some of our own chaos. Let's just get some things started. Is this the Toast Reven? The Fantastic Fowl No Cheese and a Hot Pie. Fantastic Fowl. Put this pie right there. We're gonna get this started for ya. ASAP. What'd you say on that? No cheese, no cheese, no cheese. Hate that the lights went out. Don't know why the lights went out. Really don't like that. Oh, why is this open? Someone's coming in and fucking with things, aren't they? Dude, stop. Stop it. I've had enough. I have had enough. Cookie, hot pie. Is the hot pie done? Jesus, the hot pie takes forever. Bring a ding-ding, the cow says moo. What do we got here? Cookie, hot pie, sandwich, soft drink. Soft drink. Hey, hey. Hey, okay, okay. Pork sandwich, no cheese? Okay, this is hell. So what do you do, Toe? I don't mean to be an asshole, but what do you do? Come on, come on now. Hey, Toe, how's it going? You're so pretty. All right. I need to turn the appliances on. The appliances aren't on? The hell is happening around in this establishment? Oh my gosh, Toe. It's been a crazy day. One for the books, let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. Bagged items, hot pie. I hear someone trying to break in. Is that a thing? Cookie, cookie, happy, what is that? Happy Deluxe, no onion? No onion, that's what I just said. Happy Deluxe, no onion. All right, is someone banging on the door? Happy Deluxe, no onion, what else? Happy Deluxe, no onion, and two cookies. Two cookies, perfect, I got two cookies right here. Nope, that's not cooked yet. I totally agree, Toe. No, and you shouldn't feel that way is the thing, you know? It's just very, very shitty of them to think that way. And I'm sorry they have to deal with that, Toe. Okay, what do we got last here? Who are you? Hot pie, soft drink? Easy sort of scene of my life. Hey, did you something to my, bye bye. What do you got? Cookie and fries, all right. How you doing today? Hope you've been good. Oh, shift is finished. Oh, I couldn't finish that person's order. I didn't like that at all. Hey, what? Why are you there? Wait, hold on, what the fuck? Why are you there? Abraham, the audacious health pack. What? Abraham the Alpaca gave his life for us? Well, Toe, I'm not quite sure where this last piece of, oh, Toe, I found it. All right, Toe, gonna get out of your hair here. Yep, close up shop, all right. Thank you so much, Toe. See you later, all right. I can't tonight, dude, I gotta go home. I'm so beat. No, I know that I said that last time, I know, but like, I really am super tired tonight. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. All right, dude, I'll see you later, all right? All right, you have a good one. He's always so sweet. I don't like that guy as much, though. If I'm honest with you, you need to clock out before you leave, fuck. But then there's a naked man on the loose. But there's a naked man on the loose, dude. And these guys are out here, what are you doing? Hey, Toe, sorry, I'm back again. I don't like that naked man that's just flying around. The boss is always watching, but not listening. Toe? Oh, there he comes. Oh, whoa. What happened here? Toe, look at this, holy shit. What happened back here, Toe? Do you want to look at it with me? We want to check it out? I know we probably shouldn't be back here, but this crazy Toe. There was a big ol' accident. Think we should alert someone? Do you think they have it under control, Toe? Wait, this isn't even a real tractor. Toe, a conspiracy is a foot, me thinks. What's in this building? Oh, what is this? Toe, what is this? Oh, this is an old happy humble burger barn farm? Oh, you've just made a facade, haven't you? Oh no, he likes the rotten stuff, doesn't he? He likes the rotten eggs. Yeah, he does. No, but he does. He likes raw meat. This thing likes the raw meat. Oh, but it likes raw meat. Remember to make smart decisions. So green, purple, blue, green, maybe yellow? Yellow, I think it's white now. Yes, but now which blue? Is that purple or is it blue? Blue, red. What the hell, fuck? What are you doing? You want to be fed, don't you? That's what you want, right? Whoa, what the fuck, what the fuck? I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here, what the fuck do I do? There's all these people. There's all these naked people. It's like a hereditary, it's like the end of hereditary. What the fuck? A big, big guy. Oh God, there's too many nakeds. There's way too many nakeds around here. Triple J, the hell is triple J? Oh damn, dude, I got crazy stamina right now. Crazy speed, look at me. I don't know what to do. Hey, you get out of here. You get out of here. What do I do, what do I do, what do I do? Why do I have to out give him light? Do not overfeed. Okay, but he's been looking into the dark. Okay, but maybe I gotta get him with good ingredients. Healthy, real ingredients. My health is low, my health, oh, what happened? Well, I'm gonna end it here. That was Happy Humble's burger home. I don't really know, I don't really know what it is. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. You did make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky, bye.