 So close. Day four, we are in Northport. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? Yeah. How do you like it in your first steam? This is my first steam job. It just feels like. I'm not gonna call it a steam job. Don't call it a steam job. This is my first steamer and it just feels kind of like instant sweating. Like it feels like I'm sweating now. But I'm gonna look damn good in my Roosevelt shirt and we are at Cool Today Park. And it is kind of cool out today. It is cool today. Yeah, it is kind of cool out today. It's kind of cool. And we're gonna go see the Braves, take some BP, play a game, eat some food, meet some people, have some fun. That guy's pretty good. He's pretty young. No, that's not true. Never been a mad guy. Not half. Not half. Third? Two thirds. He's younger than me for sure. He's 15. We would be talking about that. We'd do it anyway. That's pretty cool. 41 homers, 37 steals. Haven't been there. They're supposed to have fun. I know we're supposed to be making content here or whatever, but I just like watching BP. This is fucking awesome. Freeman or who in you just smoked? Let me check it. Do you want the ice up in there? You got a good bite bug, is that in the shot? Get that bug bite. I'm not sure what that was. It was a creature. Walk like I'm traveling through time. Yeah, let's do that. Doesn't exactly work like that, but my friend Dan's been present day. History and a baseball nerd here, so. That's really cool for them to come sit here. Yeah. And then has all the different ballparks in it. And it's not even just like, it's not even just studs, it's just anyone that makes it to the big. That's right, man. That's the goal. That's the goal, yeah. Man, a lot of thought went into these walls. I love it. Really did. Cheaper, syrups is up there. Yeah. Oh my God, Brian McCann. That's, yeah, that was like him at all. Such a baby, guys. Well, can I take a picture next day, Andrew? Yeah. I'm around, but that doesn't really work here, huh? Center fielders, man. Middle, middle? Is that in here? Is that okay? Of course. This is about 220 people. Just watching games, though. This is great. Every facility we go to after this, we're gonna tell them. Nothing like the Braves. Keep up. You like that? They're fantastic. Is that the frog? I think that's another peeper, right? That's not a frog. I think I'm gonna go with the fire frog. Or no. Are we starting? Yeah, man. Oh, oh. Stripers. Don't get this content, what do you think? Pretend it, baby. This one. Yeah, I think I could break this one in. You got it? This is the winner. Thank you. That's a great one. That's a great one, man. Who else wants a fire frog hat? That's the hot one. I'm going with the stripers. I think you should stand up there and just call people out from across the room. Fire frog hat. Start slinging them. Thank you very much. You're welcome. I'll get you out of here. Fire frogs. Talking fire frogs. Oh, come on. Look at that. Got a ball. Needed a ball. Got a ball. Gonna play a little giant corn hole. A little bit of beautiful Northport, Florida. I will be representing stripers. I, Jake Ronald Storielli, first of my name, will be representing the Florida fire frogs. Three to one, Jake. It's for life. Well, to be fair, I think a fire frog would be the striper. So that was just an accurate representation of nature, really. Fred Durst. I was looking atletic. Yeah. I had a little dance beat going on. I've been raised, cocktail, boom, boom. I'll do a boom, boom. I'm gonna need some more. I think it's pretty much fine. Okay, nice close up. Wow. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. You gotta get Jake's face when I bring these over, John. See what Jake says. They heard Bobby Patron was in town, huh? Oh, looks at the day. This one's. I've drank stuff that looks like that. Yeah. Looks like our black water. That's one of the sewer backs, actually. Yeah. Straight off the RV. We are here at Cool Today Park. We're gonna try some food. We're gonna try some drinks. They told us what we needed to get. We got a chicken sandwich from the chicken coop and then the tiki bar, which is open. Right, the tiki bar. It's open year round. For anyone who lives in Northport can come here. Let's do the sandwich first. Show you some close ups. It's very loud in the background. Dude, this is like a two-hand sandwich. This is gonna be tough with a mic, bro. Persevere. It's a two-hand sandwich, Jake was right. That's good. Persevere, bro. Okay. I like it. It all fell. That's good. Smoke sweet. That's a good sandwich. Georgia chicken. I like the fries, they put a lot of them. That was really good. How much pepper they put on this fry? I'm in on that. Let me try the drink. Going in. Jake, you're drinking. You're drinking though. Oh boy. Hold on, I wrote it down. Yeah. One of these is the home run punch and one is the grand slam. Does that happen? This is the grand slam. So that has three olives, fresh watermelon, vodka, and lemonade. It's delicious. That's really good? Delicious. That's my drink. Oh my God. It's my drink. That's really good. That's not your drink. It's my drink. We just sat them down like that. No, no, no, no, no. I'll try this one. Yeah, just like everyone sits their food in front of them that they eat. I sat it down. This is called the home run punch, crack and rum, brezzentine wild cherry, liqueur, and pineapple juice. I don't like pineapple, but that one's good. Your gel is in my drink. Yeah. It's not your drink. It's clearly my drink. You came over. Try this one. My pink drink with the lemon. You know that's my drink. Try this one real quick. No, that's good. It's not this stuff. Good. What are you getting the sandwich? I'm like, I'm high. I'm like 8.4. You get it at a restaurant. It's a 7.4. You get it at a ballpark? It's like 8.7. Maybe 9. I'm going 8.4. It's fresh chicken. This is good. I'm enjoying myself. This exists. I'm gonna have a nice day. The fries are good. Cool today park. Gonna rescue this bug. This bug's gonna get too drunk. It's gonna die. Save yourself, man. Oh, he's hammered. This guy's hammered. Save that bug's life. This whole trip's brought to you by Roosevelt's. R-S-V-L-T-S.com slash John Boyd. Discount code JohnBoy24moneyoff. New game. New game. Hide the Roosevelt's. New game. It's a new game alert. And we've found the perfect hiding spot. Second base. Nope, we're just gonna put it out in the grassy area here. Right by that outlet box. Whoever finds it wins. We're gonna tweet out the picture. Anyone at cool today park? Come get it. You can come get this. Come get it. You wanna see the fastest feet that have ever gone downstairs? He's locked up. Fuck him. Our time at cool today park has come to a close. The Braves couldn't have been nicer to us. So if you wanna root for a team that likes us and gets new media or whatever the hell we are. Root for the Braves. Great day for the Braves. Look, it's on a tour. They won. They won for us. We haven't given up a run all spring training. That's something to watch for. King Felix made the rotation as the fifth starter. So it's a lot of good stuff. The Braves were really nice. This park is awesome. The food's pretty good. And they got nice hats. A lot of love on the Roosevelt's shirts. And that's obvious. Yeah, people kept coming up to me. One lady came up to me, spit in my face, then said, what I like that shirt. And then she spit in my face. And I said, I like that. I didn't see that part. You missed it. I was wiping it off my eyes. I got my Florida firefrogs hat. The Braves were awesome. Roosevelt's is awesome. Spring training's awesome. Baseball's awesome. I was gonna change the whole subject. A Kunya. A Kunya. Yeah, a Kunya wall. Freddie Freeman. You're big Aussie. You're big Aussie. You're these guys now. Pound for Pound. Pound for Pound. Strongest guy in the league. Says, who said that? Someone said that. Freddie Freeman said that. Someone told us that Freddie. Someone told us that Freddie Freeman said that. We were gonna sleep at a Walmart parking lot tonight. Max Free, Dan B. Swanson. We met them. We talked to them. They already saw the video. Nice guys. Maybe it's in this video. We were gonna sleep at a Walmart parking lot. But Bill, that guy, show Bill. Don't know. I'm camera talent. Got us RV lot. So we're gonna go there now and maybe do something fun. John Boy, 20. John Boy, 20. Discount code, John Boy, 20. Roosevelt's. See you next time.