 Uh, you might be wondering what's all that crap in front of you crap. It's all crap. It's okay video done See I went on Ali express something that you really shouldn't do because everything on there is crap I went on Ali express and I bought a bunch of fake Nintendo switch consoles. They obviously can't exactly make the design of the switch without being sued So this one this PSP Nintendo switch hybrid looking thing I actually bought this months ago and already tested it out and I didn't know what to do with it I wanted to make a video of some kind and show you the this Disgusting thing that I found on Ali express and eventually I thought that one why not see if there's more so that's what I did I bought what I guess is like a switch pro and then in this box I haven't opened this box yet, but there's a switch light in here or at least Ali Express's version of a switch light in here I also bought some of the knickknacks and paddy wax some cool gadgets that we can test out today I really love making videos like these where I buy a bunch of random crap from the internet And then we'll we'll we'll we'll laugh at them and have a jolly old-time laughing at the knockoff awful things That I wasted my money on I almost forgot I bought fake knockoff Raycons Okay, wait wait wait wait wait stop stop stop I need it interrupt because right here I filmed this whole bit with these fake raycons They look horrible and they sent me green and the whole bit was me realizing how bad they were because they're fake and then Oh finding my actual raycons They're super affordable and cost about half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market It was really funny, but I realized I can't have I can't show it because it's still competition So I have to blur it out. 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Thank you Raycon for sponsoring I'm sure you would have been cool with it either way, but I wanted to do it right back of the video All right, let's just let's just do it. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Let me just what is this doing here? I don't I've just put my one million sub button behind me We're gonna start with this one because I charged it Maybe we shouldn't start with this one because the let's not start with that one because I might have to charge some of these We'll start with just this big one this absolute Monstrosity. Oh, yeah, this is what was advertised for this one handheld retro game console seven inch LCD color dual joystick HD camera video game player for nostalgic player kids gift. Oh god It's making me sick just looking at it. Oh, no. Oh, no, there's a 32-git micro SB USB I don't know what I'm saying. I paid for 48 gigs. There wasn't even a 32 gig option Expected, but I didn't expect it to say cool, baby. Why does it say cool, baby? Is that in the it is I just didn't notice cool, baby. I don't like that. I don't like that at all Oh No, no, no, no, no, of course because it spins like a let-em-rip bay blade when you try and push it to the side Your thumb slips and spins the stick. I hate him. I hate him. It's not uncomfortable to hold. It's pretty big Oh, no, you play with that thing sticking out of it. Is that how the games load in? Let's see if it turns on I'm gonna guess that it won't it probably has no charge Which is why I started on this Yep, no, I oh I bought this I'm so cheap. I bought the 16 gig with a thousand games to save a dollar I guess I was feeling really cheap that day. All right Cool, baby. I guess we'll get back to that in a minute. All right. I know this one's charged So let's do this one now. It's titled best-looking portable handheld game console 4.3 inch color screen 8 gigabytes with a thousand free classic game support You can see on the picture here both the analog sticks are at the bottom of the screen with the buttons up the top But when I got it this one was reversed It's like up top which is how the switch is and I don't know how to explain this and maybe it's just my brain But if you actually look at the left side here, it looks upside down It looks wrong and it's different to the listing. It's very confusing high quality cheap price Support download games by yourself nice gift for your kids and friends Okay, I don't know why but Street Fighter gets advertised all the time with these knock-off consoles They've cropped like a quarter of Mario out from Super Mario 3 Excuse me And then they've got fighting game and arcade game and they're both Street Fighter Ryu and Ken and then there's a random Pokemon Blaziken I think I like to point out to it has 11 reviews And they're all five star and none of them left to comment those reviews totally aren't paid for all right Let's turn this on this is weird too because it shows you Tekken I'm pretty sure that's Tekken and then a bunch of other like random clips of like other fighting games I think Street Fighter's in there and then it cuts to this horrible looking hacked Android menu arcade boxing Famicom Game Boy Advance Neo Geo NES. Let's go to Game Boy Advance There's got to be a Zelda. Give me a Zelda there. Oh, Minish Cap. That's fine I never finished Minish Cap actually so here we go my first full playthrough of Minish Cap The data in file one is corrupted Okay, I wonder if this will save then I'm worried that it won't save not that I care Let's be real. So the first thing I'm noticing the sound quality is awful. It's pretty loud But it's crackling and breaking on some high notes That crackling it's actually it's not even on notes. I'm now realizing that crackling is just like consistent Oh, it's just happening. That's not a good start for the old best-looking portable handheld Well to be fair the first thing they say is best-looking, you know, that actually looks pretty nice I really don't have a complaint with the screen it gets the job done very well That's pretty impressive actually it has save states so it switches between these games really quickly. Hmm. That's not bad It says sell kit instead of select they misspelled select. Oh my gosh One thing they boasted on this one was that it has a camera. That was a big selling point Is this look as awful as I think it does is it super zoomed in on my face like I think it is All right, I'm gonna take a selfie. This is gonna look bad, isn't it? It didn't save my photo, but it says that it did I'm actually gonna take a bunch. I don't think it's safe. I Can't get to the photos. I just took I Have tried everything what a cheap piece of crap. This is there's an option for music Oh, I can play a song called butterfly This video is not getting claimed. Um, it's crap The one thing it can do is it can play all games Just don't use the sticks and use the buttons and don't have the sound on by the way I bought a Nintendo switch dock of Ali express buying switch docks are pretty expensive And I saw this one on here for $20 Let me teach you a little secret about buying things on Ali express and wish these websites I can't write the word Nintendo and they can't have the word Nintendo on their products and I found this Original new switch dock with HDMI cable for Nintendo switch and that's how they get away with it It's so dodgy so I saw this listed as Nintendo, but it says original like official It actually looked legit and then I got it and it says Nintendo on the back They legally cannot put that on a fake knockoff product I was just baffled that I bought an official dock on Ali express for $20. That is a really good deal I am using the $20 dock and it's working just fine Kim. If you want to spin around it's working perfectly fine So I bought a $20 official dock off Ali express. I don't know how that happened next We have this which I actually thought was a pretty cool gadget and I'm now realizing actually I'm mixing two videos together You remember that video I did recently and if you like this video, you'll like that one I bought a bunch of weird wacky accessories official ones and non-official ones from Japan these two didn't get delivered They came a month later this really awesome Pikachu looking Hori pad, which I just thought looked sick I don't even use that word much words like sick and dope. I don't know. I'm not that guy I'm really not but this is sick and dope. I love the way this looks and then this which I guess we can test So I am actually excited for this one because out of everything I bought well actually good deal But after everything I bought today, this might be the only thing I use because I have an Xbox elite controller Don't want to brag because I didn't buy it Steven sent it to me in a fan made video and something I actually like on that controller is having the back triggers and this little handy gadget right here clips onto the back of Your switch and it adds two triggers which you can program to any button you want if there's a game like Let's say the Witcher is a good example You ride your little horsey by holding a or like double tapping a sir run faster and then if you're like me I like not letting go of these sticks ever and having to move my thumb off to hit a to run faster is annoying because I can't Look around my little camera at the same time So you can map one of these to be a and that way you never have to let go of the sticks And that's the kind of elite gamer I've become. Oh good. It's all in Japan. Oh Oh So okay, I use Google Translate and there's a line in here that says connect to switch dock That would make sense and honestly, it's the last thing I can try so I'm gonna try and do that This is kind of actually working just because I plugged it into a doc like you're supposed to so these back triggers are actually mapped to Y by default and then these are mapped to Be because it's making Mario jump There is definitely other modes though like I want to get these to be a and I've tried messing around with this button You would think pressing this giant M would make it change modes, but for whatever reason I cannot get it to change modes I'm happy that it at least works and I'm sure I've tried holding buttons down doubled pressing buttons Every combination I can think of I'm sure there's a way and if you know, let me know All right, so we have the cool, baby. It's finally charged. Wow that is actually Pretty cool, baby It reminds me of like Xbox's menu right a little bit like a Microsoft Surface tablet So we've got again Famicom Gameboy Advance Super Nintendo Gameboy Street Fighter 5 does this one actually have Street Fighter 5? This is not Street Fighter 5 This is not Street Fighter 5 Um There's no sound button there's a button down here that says sound when I press it nothing happens if I hold it nothing happens So sound is just on I can only Apparently it's it's it's not my day the camera cut out 10 minutes ago, and I didn't realize so I'm not sure how much is Usable between this camera and the audio, but we discovered And then the thing sucks we found out that it's all in a different language Japanese or Chinese I'm really ignorant, and I don't know but it's not in English So I couldn't tell anything I'm doing it has a camera as well, and I took a photo and I don't know where it went because all the Files in the gallery. They're all corrupted and there's no way to open any of them And they're all unmarked folders as well We discovered that there's a few games installed that probably come with the base Whatever this thing is and then you have to have this thing plugged in to play all the folders of games and all the folders of games I ran another language So I randomly picked a game and got Mickey's adventure ultimate So I don't know not a bad game, but there's no way of knowing what you're gonna play until you load it up So all in all this one is worse than this one because at least I can kind of tell what I'm doing with this one The only thing this one has going for it is it doesn't sound like a speaker's dying and it has a bigger Arguably nicer screen, but everything else Yeah, I don't know man. I've been filming for an hour, and I apparently the last 10 minutes got cut out I'm gonna open this now because we might need to charge it That is much smaller than I expected That yes, that is also what she said. Oh, it's actually kind of cute. Oh, why is it got a big red knob? What the heck is with that? It's really loose too. Those ones were too stiff This knob is too loose. So let's look at this. It's called the Wasco open-source system retro pocket game console It's very obviously designed to look like the switch light when you look at the listing online The knob is white. I don't know why they sent it with a red one This was the most expensive one by the way It cost me $80 and whereas the other ones had a bunch of information and like weird like crap They try and tell you about it to sell it this one didn't it's got three reviews Someone in the UK said great little device that fits well in the hands and very comfortable It actually charges via USB C as well, which generally USB C that often alright the screen is clean I don't dislike the screen. Oh, that is a cute little menu. I love it. I love this so far By the way, pal kitty don't know what that is. You got Nintendo Master System PC engine Mega Drive Sega Genesis Super Famicom PlayStation Sit down pal kitties because I might actually like this Game Boy Game Boy Huller Game Boy Advance Nintendo DS PSP What this has everything? Okay? I need to see how it runs some of these non 8-bit games Let's load up Mario 64 This has been in my house for a few months now, by the way I've been sat here like a sucker waiting for Mario 64 on my switch I could have been playing it this whole time. This is a really good little screen, too. Where's the sound? Oh Oh, oh, no. Oh I hit there's a little button on the side that says ah above the power button. I couldn't figure out what that was It's reset. Oh this little nub. I do not like well actually I think I was too harsh on the nub I think I'm actually coming around on the nub It comes with extra nubs. Oh, oh, I'm not taking it off now can't get it back on. You know what I I kind of really like this little thing I think this is actually really cool. I actually feel like I bought something usable here I've actually bought something. I kind of like I don't know why the graphics are glitching out so much I don't know if it's the emulation the software. I'll bring up just that radio. I haven't played this in so long. Oh my Really loud Oh wait, I found a menu look at this little menu. What is it telling me here? I can switch between these games. So if I wanted to switch right now to mario bros and I hit play I wonder if it would switch back that was pretty quick This looks really nice this right here what I'm seeing and the quality of the console It actually feels like I'm holding something official like an official little nintendo handheld. I'm not kidding the controls Are responsive. There's no delay the quality of the buttons feel quality They feel really good. This is actually really surprising me That's pretty cool. This thing is a nightmare I can't understand anything it does and it has to have a big white stick sticking out of it for it to play half the games This wasn't bad. It feels cheap. It looks crap, but the screen's decent. It plays games just fine It's just the sound is awful. So I can't really recommend either of those for different reasons This is a kind of an awesome little device with a lot of options The best quality screen out of all of them the best feeling buttons and form There might be a way to turn down the sound somewhere in these options I would assume there is I just couldn't find it But everything else about it's really cool And if you want to invest some time in loading in your favorite games It might actually be worth the money, honestly Don't buy it instead of a switch But if you're really into emulation and you're looking for something to play emulation on the go This really wasn't bad. 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