 Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the Procrastinators podcast a podcast comprising the most brilliant intellectual titans on the whole internet myself best guy ever being chief among them we've also got monkey jones here haha oh boy you guys run for a good episode here yeah we're really gonna bring our we've got hypocrite hypocrite is here I'm very scared haha as you should be and we've got the DeVue me and your roddy droogs are out at night in the town to do a little bit of clunge dunking tonight haha fantastic and he's gonna be the star of the show folks we already know this cuz alright guys here's here's the topic you've been waiting for it you've been asking for it you've already seen the name of this episode so you know that it's time for the long-awaited PCP fetish cast we're we're diving deep baby we're going both hands into that pussy in and out making it happen expansion ballooning a scat what else you got I don't know semen drinking snowballing it's all on the table folks it's all coming out yeah that's right for for all three of the ladies at home be sure to get your dildos ready now because you're gonna be tickling those clits all night long now so you know come right now I'm gonna come right out I'm just gonna say I'm probably gonna disappoint everyone here okay cuz like impossible I'm like more weird than normal it's just that I pre-planned how I would talk about my weirdness in a properly paced distributed way that you have to like it's sort of good storytelling right like I know exactly I've been putting lots of thought into exactly which details to say when like for example to know the right time to tell people that when I'm reaching for the lube I sometimes accidentally grab the baby powder because the bottles are more so than the actual like substance all right the thing you're fucking I'm just here for you to deliver to do I don't care how you do it can we get in some baby birth pregnancy kind of shit that's you know that sounds really neat we thought the same thing we did okay let's read our urban dictionary definition god so we can move on all right here we go number one we're gonna do every single fetish oh that's a good idea okay number one we might have to refer to it at first some more obscure ones okay fetish number one an object thought to have magical especially magical sexual powers so my cock okay number two a sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object example socks horses monkeys pain bondage who says horses aren't normally sexualized with monkeys being on that list that's not cool we are monkeys mix yeah have you guys ever been to black dot com oh no okay um well shit guys where do we start this thing where do we what are we well you just said shit so I think we should start there let's start with scat okay I mean why don't you take us away what are you jumping to the food so quickly actually I want to get to the food he's the most interesting one I didn't understand the logical connection there is a taxonomy I don't know there's sort of a distinction between being attracted to the substance of something and being attracted to the concept of something and I am a very concept centric person like I know that there's a lot of porn I sometimes the hentai that I really connect with are the ones that have a lot of details about how the character is feeling and what they're being put through actually it's more common in western drawn porn right where the character will like experience this horrible torture and often they just sort of shrug it off like they just sort of like oh well I guess this terrible thing just happened to me and like every panel will add on more and more details of the terrible unfair cruel suffering that they're going through and often they don't really react to it with that much suffering and there's something about context that can really get my cock tested cruelty unfairness like tragedy like just just terrible things happening to someone for no reason at all if it's then coupled up with some sort of other more specific thing I'm into I'm probably gonna download it even if the art is shit right sure so so really late so just if we can dissect this as we go along so the first point you're making is if people are suffering and it's connected with something section well suffering yeah suffering is like one of many contexts right so now does any of this have like like do you have a rationale for it or is it just like animalistic desires yeah there's just there's different logics to it you know so regarding shit I am very much not into the substance of it and I can tell it some people know now when you see some scat thumbnails out there it's like those people just like the feeling of it no but the humiliation of it the intimacy of it right is some is kind of captivating to me I mean P obviously is a much more is a much more manged is the PG-13 of that kind of direction so I think about he is like I don't like the smell of feet right but I like the fact that it that's so um it's so TMI right it's so intimate sure sure with you so I mean you know me and my girlfriend walking on each other in the bath bathroom peeing like all the time right it's great sometimes we make out while peeing because it's so intimate yeah so it's great my house we lock the bathroom door remember that scene and almost famous when the kid walks in on the girl peeing in the bathroom and she's just like yeah no don't worry about it just stay here yeah that was a kind of romantic scene I'm really hot yeah man and like you know I think also P is really fetishized because hold on the door is being opened I have to wait until the door is shut again before I continue talking about the stuff and now the door I mean with my girlfriend anyways now she shut the door again so anyway so normies get um cuz like I think another big fixation of P is that guys and girls do it differently which I'm assuming is a big part of sexuality like boobs and abs respectively can be attractive because that distinguishes the male and female figure so like peeing out the front or down the center you know front ish is like different and that difference is what is captivating in a heterosexual way you know like that's it's like wow that's not how I am right and it's that constant curiosity of what that must feel like like my girlfriend a number of times like what does it feel like to have your dick sucked I'm like it feels like if my clit was several inches long and was being sucked like how do I communicate that to you there's never a way to do it and it's like constant fascination that constant mystery that um I remember Jesse said that after the first episode of the plebeian week we was recorded that he forgot to mention that in his his personal political philosophy is that if a boy and girl ever switch brains they are fucking obligated to have sex because it will be your only chance to know what it feels like on the other side and so I think that is um yeah differences in that is captivating so you're talking about there's kind of an umbrella here of like just sort of exploring the unknown or or experiencing something that's a very private personal thing that's sort of the underlying thing that number of umbrellas I'm talking about like probably two in the pink one in the stink if you know what I mean and I don't know what you mean what is that an expression I'm just like imagining like like umbrellas going inside the girl I'm sure there's a point of that right I'm imagining I'm imagining it then opening and it's like oh no people have died doing that really shit there is a like a hundred ways to die somebody it was like a those circus performers who swallow things all the way down their throat and the fucking inside of that's fucked that's fucked yeah that's not even like a fun sexy way like if it's in your pussy at least that's kind of fun but I died from an umbrella opening in my pussy that was the sexiest way to die there's worse ways okay okay okay so we're talking about some some some general themes here um here let me say a specific fetish of mine that I just thought of I was trying to think of one I was afraid that my tastes are like too vanilla but I actually did think of one that I I recognize in myself I do actually like a lot and you guys can tell what you think of this and it's basically you know because I'm more attractive to like when the women do things like in like the porn I watch the guy is just like you know he's just the dick in the situation doing whatever so it's like the women doing things that's the interesting part I like it when the women are treated just like meat or like flesh lights or like not even people like they're just there they're like sex toys when you like treat a woman like a sex toy I find that extremely right context yes it's absolutely the context now obviously I'm not into dehumanizing people in general but you see this a lot in hentai with the mind break porn yes where you just see a woman get fucked for such a long time and then eventually at the end like she's just like she either is now into it and she's just like yeah everybody fuck me it's great it's a fun time or she's just like her the you see you can see in the eyes the way they draw the eyes they always draw the eyes like with this vapid expression it's vacant expression like they have no mind left exactly yeah like I like when there's a bunch of porn I've seen where like there are these these these are interesting to me there's like there's a bunch of porn with like high schools right and they're like very high performing high schools and so I forget the name of the show but like what they did is they assign or there's like a bathroom with female women like strapped into the wall oh yeah flesh oh it's oh yeah they're just for public use they're for public use that's right you'll see on these sometimes public use yeah it's it's too yet is as dehumanizing as possible it's to make them just this fucking product in a goddamn wall though to self analyze myself on this I think the reason I'm into it is because for a long time I had a great deal of difficulty actually getting sex and so I would think about all the wouldn't it be great if there was just like a toilet somewhere which had women just strap down that I could use yeah just be great I'm sure that factors in so I'm not I understand that of course oh absolutely it's the um I mean there's a pretty decent reason why there's a correlation between out there fetishes and shut-ins or otherwise unattractive unaccepted people I don't still self identify as a guy who gets laid ever there I still have all these moments of like oh yeah I have like a girlfriend and shit right oh my god like you know and I feel like especially when I'm like 13 or whatever the whole idea of having actual sex is about as foreign to me as the concept of say like a fantasy where like everyone in the world except me and like maybe five or so girls like vanished like the fucking left behind series all of a certain right which were some of my earlier fantasies right and I thought like yeah like I know logically actual sex is plausible whereas like a fucking anthro transformation is not but you know it still felt that my dick felt that way let's say you know the dick has its own fucking train of logic and its own ideas and I think that if you you know I'm just gonna talk about sex in general for 10 seconds this is sort of a general like moral thing I thought of like my my this is like my favorite neck beard fedora a statement which is that the whole idea of sex before marriage being bad was a rule that was invented back when people got married at like 13 and now sort of religion and other things and general societal standards have subjected us to this situation where people go into their 20s as virgins which is probably a thousand fucking times more unnatural than fucking a member of the same sex and I think it is probably quite instrumental in getting people to fuck everything that they see laying around their desk I hear what you're saying it makes sense to me humans are obviously extremely sexual creatures and we want to do it all the time I mean at least men I can't speak for women but they seem pretty similar they seem pretty similar yeah you can speak for women yeah yeah I know some women you know when I was a kid I really thought that like women just didn't have sex drive turns out I just met a bunch of shitty prudes that's not true it turns out I was a kid and they weren't revealing that information to me yeah yeah it's true hippo what are your fetishes like holding hands kissing no hippo is like I remember whenever we never had puddles it's mud puddles obviously it sounds like an offset of DeVue it was pretty high up there hippo I think he's the only one who like me who was like firmly from the sort of deviant art school of fetishization whether or not he's used that website there's like inflation there because there's there's a number of different categories right there are the sort of when you have to vote speak for himself yeah well I mean I guess I am kind of up there like DeVue I have an umbrella of like I don't know whether about many umbrellas right now is I just keep putting them in because they get lost and I just have to keep adding more okay like the I feel I feel all apprehensive about this I'm not as gung-ho is about no matter what you say it will not be as fucked up as the shit I already said about you know you shouldn't be hyped up for what I'm about say it's really just that I have I don't you know did there my umbrella is more about like growth and growing so inflation is part of that but it's it's not like alright I'm trying to think of a way to put it growth in in humans in any facet is like something I'm really interested in a realistic or not but usually I prefer the realistic stuff so like like the the natural breast in growth of girls just like if they just you know a young teenager and then you know over the years they get like real big boobs and they're like oh yeah I'm a sex god and I'm like yeah that whole that whole process was great it's the sequence it's the process it's the the going from one to the other doesn't necessarily have to be yeah it doesn't doesn't necessarily have to be a thing that I would like otherwise like you know it could be a penis it could be like a just a person go like a giant giantess it could be somebody getting really fat even though I don't like fat people I think that's the thing yeah like yeah the flat thing falls into like the humiliation demeaning you've become worse specific fat women are beautiful all right I'm talking like actual like fucking round like I'm talking like there are D threads of blue verification straight out it's not it's not even like that's not even a purple a man Willy Wonka that one day in fact in set like incepted a very specific blueberry based fetish in the dicks of many young men you're right not me I mean I'm pretty flexible I can do it sometimes but but but some people are pretty into it because it's like when you see that girl reduced to this pathetic little blob out of her own misdeeds it's like that's some fucking great a context right there you know what I mean it just how the the Disney cartoon Robin Hood got all you guys into my little pony yeah I mean yeah obviously if you if you want to talk about correlation and causation with fetish is Disney and furry is pretty fucking objectionable Zootopia baby it's a I was a late bloomer but I want to go fuck a rabbit yes you know I do want to talk about or if I stuff but I won't give to go on first yeah I wasn't finished now I lost my train of thought I was talking about yeah yeah it's not necessarily the thing in question like the being fat like I don't like fat people I don't like just seeing a fat person I hate them but the idea of somebody just eating like so much that they become a giant like even to ridiculous proportions just becoming a giant blob of like you can't even see their face there so you know it's like it's like weird it's it's yeah I mean inflation feels weirder because that it's just a sphere and if they just go outwards in us in a sphere and it's like that's so far removed from human I don't understand what's attractive about that though yeah I wanted to ask but I didn't want to seem rude what what about the fat thing well like yeah like somebody gets blown up and you can't recognize their face and it's all it's not yeah but that's the thing it's not the end result it's the fact that it just goes from one to more yes like the growth aspect the the going like accelerated puberty yeah well anything any any sort of growth thing that's just really what I'm into any any thing and and what I'm into like the most is the stuff that could actually happen in real life like like breasts enlargement just over time like a girl turning 14 I'm into that too yeah okay well that's interesting but like what I think this is we're coming from a slightly different perspective at least the way I view this stuff whereas at least how like this specific fetish works because like what I'm thinking about porn or like what gets me off is like I think about how my dick gets involved in the situation and like that's what I'm really focused on and I don't understand how my dick gets involved in like an inflation situation that's that's yeah that's it that is the thing it's yeah it brings us back to the thing I said before about how well I wasn't sure if he was gonna say or not I'm sorry well I'm say I'm gonna say it it's it's the concept it's the idea of something happening I'm trying to think of like exactly like the fat thing because like sometimes it's it's nice when they just get put like chubby they just a little bit and they're like oh no I put on weight but you know you love them anyway like that's that's all right but then there's the stuff where it goes way over the beyond beyond what I would consider like after I'm finished I look at it and I'm like oh well that's not a point that you'll use it but beyond the point where once you're done you're like yeah and it's not it's not it's not about sex at some point at some point like um there are things that aren't sexual about growth that get me feeling weird but it's not you know it's not my dick that's feeling it it's just like anything that where there's like like a monster in a thing that just eats souls and it grows to a gargantuan size it's not about sex but it does make me feel a similar feeling I don't know like like okay I think the last time I remember it like very vividly was when in one piece Gekko Moria was like getting lots of shadows and he was going in and he was becoming gigantic but not only that in the anime he had his voice deepened like several octaves and it was it was terrifying I was absolutely terrified of it and that I think that was what it was it's the it's the behemoth like gargantuan size that is uncontrollable it's like a Godzilla it's like that's that's you know it's way beyond anything I could even imagine it's terrifying that's that's what makes me feel weird and then if they have tits then it's also sexy I guess yeah the the the female pirate from one piece episode of one do you like her doesn't she get all big and fat she actually gets way skinnier later and becomes like a sex god oh she comes back later on they have to bring back even the episode one villain well she comes back with like a whole new context and is actually a much more interesting character when she does and it's pretty cool so she doesn't fuck you oh would have salvaged her well oh it doesn't forget man but okay we don't know yeah we were just talking about once again goes back to the hole if you're a fucking virgin your dick thinks that nothing is gonna happen to it so you might as well fantasize about anything like you can just keep going further and further down the the fucking giant fat rabbit hole there and having sex is a good way to stop sexual exploration you know yeah yeah and like so like inflation right I think a lot of it does it once again talking about the whole context and also tactility thing right like I'm looking at deviant art search some and there's a there's a pretty decent focus on panty shots which is to say this giant white wedge that is vaguely in between their two feet right and like imagining what that must feel like to have those panties be so stretched out which you know realistically the clothes should just rip off but usually the clothes manage to stretch out right and it's that feeling of like hmm what would have a giant feel like if it was this giant football see now I see how my dick can get involved here this makes more sense to me Nikki's looking at me my girlfriend has her name and just letting you know like I'm not particularly into this one like I mean if I had to I could do it but not really but like but again also there is the context of like a fact that a girl could be reduced to something like that is like oh man that is so hot that she could be so like I'm talking like a ball I'm talking like an actual fucking ball Nikki is like looking at me like shaking her head and then Nikki don't think shame this man get the fuck out you're gonna be you're gonna be bottling up my hero to food this is a sexual safe space exactly exactly that's why pedophilia yeah no we'll get into pedophilia I'm looking forward to it you got more turns that's perfectly natural we will we'll get to that I've got something else to say about stuff there's the futonari finish chicks chicks with dicks oh this this whole thing called a trap it's called a trap sometimes I mean sometimes I see images of it's just a girl and traps or distanced it's it's just a girl with you know not even wearing anything down there just sort of having the dick swing around because it's like 50 feet long doesn't make any sense but I over the course of like looking at that sort of stuff I've come to realize that I like it not because because I can disassociate the idea of a male and the idea of a penis yeah I don't know whether it's it's like the because because as a man I have a penis and I'm not repulsed by it because it's not gay to look at your own dick because you have it so the idea of someone else's dick it's just you know the dick isn't inherently male because you know it's like there's an idea of maleness being gay but you can't be gay if you look at yourself you know so the dick is inherently gay so if a girl has a dick then it's just it's just you know a girl with a thing and you know I actually had thought about this point oh for a long time because my favorite hentai to this day is still Bible black and Bible black is just full of food it's like food is central and I really had to think about like okay so you've got just a woman here having sex with what well you've got professor Kitah Kitami yeah Kitami who is she's just a woman but she like uses magic to grow a dick like above her vagina and then she has sex with women with it so like that's cool but like what's what are the what are the the bits of this equation here so you've got two women plus one dick basically so like basically when you're watching them having sex so like for example in episode one they're having doggy style sex her and this green haired girl so like when you when you're watching from the front angle you get to see two pairs of tits bouncing around while they're having sex so that totally fulfills my criteria of imagining where my dick would be in the situation and I get to see two accidentally animated pairs of tits bouncing around it's fantastic it's really great and I love it now I actually do prefer like one man one woman just because it's that much easier for me to project myself into it in case you can't tell like my tastes are extremely basic here I just want to be able to imagine how I'm having sex with this person that's what I do like every time I'm wondering about that because I don't know whether I even think about that when I'm looking at porn I mean yeah I'm not sure really I think that's why like I can't I've never been into like lesbian porn at all because like I can't because it's okay you know lesbian porn is boring I mean I legitimately think so did you would argue against that but I do think that but I think so too I wouldn't watch that shit okay I think it's like I I get a grasp of what the character is and then I just imagine how I would interact with that person instead of just literally taking the place of whoever is actually having sex with them you're actually using like you're using more imagination than I am when I because like I'm just protecting myself whereas you're kind of coming up with your own stuff I'm coming up with like lore and stories of like potential he's coming up with come indeed oh of course but yeah well that's yeah that's interesting that's that's why I like I like um like characters a lot like I have so many waifus because I just keep thinking about what they would do to me or what I would do to them I've got a couple waifus myself so I'm no stranger to that but yeah I hear you I hear you when it comes to specifically porn though I do notice this about myself and my viewing habits I'm looking for a guy fucking a woman because that's what I want to do I wanted to see most of the woman I don't want to see the guy's face like whenever they put a guy's face in I mean I just prefer it if they don't obviously you know you see that in porn all the time they try to keep the guy out of the shot oh you know what you know what it might be it might be because I'm not like like built like the sort of normal I'm not either fat or muscular and whenever there's a guy fucking a girl I'm just I'm just kind of small I'm small and skinny yeah and that's that's more similar to the shape of a woman that it is the shape of the man that is usually fucking the girl in the hentai so I can't really project myself onto that big muscular man I so it's easier to project myself into like one of the futonari girls maybe maybe that's how it works girl I know a girl who like she can't enjoy porn if the girl who is in the porn is like not white right and she feels bad about that I'm like hey man it's how you see yourself and like for me I don't really think of myself racially I just think of myself as like having like curly hair and like having sort of my general kind of face right if there's like a guy who's like a big manly man with a beard I can't project it all right yeah they've got like straight hair or like short hair I can't project it all but if it's a guy black or white or whatever but he's got like kind of thick hair and sort of like just doesn't look like a grown-ass man I can project myself way more easily and I'm way more into that you know what I mean yeah I mean I do like it when the guy looks as much like me as possible and if he's like super ripped or anything that will be distracting as if he's like black or something because I'm not black so it's like okay well that's not me yeah but it's never really been like a huge issue for me yeah I don't know I feel like usually at the moment of actual like coming I'm thinking intensely about the feelings that the female is going through I'm latching entirely on to that fascination of what it must feel like for them I feel like that's the moment where I usually like end up that because I don't know that's just so that's usually why I can I can I don't need a guy to be involved although it does often help but I do plenty of like just two girls just thinking about what they are feeling you know just constantly empathizing with that and by the way to those of you there is a contingent of people out there who argue that like lesbian porn is the straightest porn for guys to watch because there's no man there obviously it's less gay than watching a man have sex like what are you gay bro why do you like looking at dicks dude just letting you know that's incorrect guys correct yeah reasonable yeah I think they're on to something okay they should chop those oh they're on one off yeah they won't be gay anymore because they won't have a dick that makes a lot of sense to me well did you have more of your diet tribe to go through because we cut you off like an hour ago well I mean no I'm willing to like just what I mean I do have more I do have some notes well I'm ready for yeah let's me enter through that again so as I was kind of alluding to a little bit ago like there's sort of like different cores or different layers of fetishism you know based on like how obscure it is like you know people might say like it's it's a debate as to like what fetish is more weird than another one like say choking you could argue well that's like bringing about death that's like pretty fucking extreme and also fairly common yeah tons of women like you know all that inflation stuff I think DeviantArt is still primarily the the home of stuff of that sort of sex sector right I'm sure there's plenty on Tumblr but Tumblr tends to be more of a quality zone in terms of what you're gonna see DeviantArt is an absolute dumpster fire of quality and that is what inflation is you know I'm sure there's probably a number of people drawn to it because of the amount of quantity of it because inflation is easy to draw because it's a circle anyway true that's true this count is inflation porn just inherently oh she's already oh there's probably like I'm I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of people who work at Nintendo were into inflation there's a couple too many times no man like you know Super Mario Galaxy 2 Yoshi has a power and Mario like doggie style grabs onto Yoshi's ass and floats up with him I'm like this was animated with a little bit too much TLC not become entirely unsuspicious I hear just saying and I'll it also happens that in both the Galaxy games there's those lumas that you have to force feed tons of bits oh and let's not even get into fucking Mario and Luigi Bowers was inside story which is oh boy inside every intimate detail of Bowser's body and also he grows and shrinks a number of times and also he has a weight gain seen yeah who works at Nintendo jacks off to Bowser daily you think anybody jerks off about playing dig dug oh god there's the inflation and not to mention of course is mentioning Miyamoto there's the whole power mushroom thing that makes Mario big you know yeah it's pretty simple yeah so anyway so like there's a whole deviant section and like but a thing is if you go to deviant art and search fetish then click newest you're gonna get bondage bondage bondage latex latex latex latex latex latex latex latex latex furry latex bondage bondage bondage inflation bondage bondage bondage where do I sign up cut off right so the thing is this is a way more common right those fetishes are much more in the realm of people who do actually you know go out and meet people right so there's this website called Fet life which is a dating website for fetishes and it's all about the those kinds of fetishes right and this list that I posted on the discord chat I might even share it on the internet somewhere it's a list of fat life's top 100 fetishes as picked by its users like how many like users have identified with this fetish so bondage oral sex spanking hair pulling anal sex blindfolds then you go down to the bottom you get stuff like animals daddy girl bisexuality teasing submission orgasm denial cocksucking flogging these are all things that can be done in real life cocksucking is at the bottom basic shit yeah I know right and there were some weird stuff I mean one time I'm getting a blowjob as a fetish the thing about that life is you can actually add any fetish you want and what you'll see is a lot of profiles men and women they'll just start like mass adding like hundreds literal hundreds of fetishes that were submitted to the site while they jack off um so some of them get really specific you know like laying down while daddy rams his cock through my left ear socket that kind of oh no okay the view is this the website you used to meet your current girl no I that was a different one this website kind of sucks because I'm not into these kinds of fetishes enough you know I'm in and whatever anyway so like there's that there's that difference so when you go to somewhere like deviant art it's a much more obscure realm of like sex doesn't even have to be involved in fact that's actually another thing I want to talk about in a minute but I might have to like restrain myself so don't just go on please don't um which is that like like um sex isn't even most of my fetishes like the whole diaper thing right the whole abdl segment yes that's the acronym right but what is abdl stand up there's two different subgroups there's diaper lover that's the group for the diaper thing right then there's adult baby which is in phantalism right you can't be one without the other I think a lot of people are but abdl vote up in phantalism people yeah so um so so like that often if you go to deviant art and you look up like diaper art on there most of it in fact a vast vast vast vast majority of it never is explicitly sexual if you don't have that fetish and if you were somehow unaware as to how fetishes work or you just weren't cottoned on to the nature of the internet you might just be generally weirded out and not even realize that there is anything sexual going on and in fact the comments section and the whole community on deviant art is amazingly chased or chat around about it never there's no one who just comments I came to this picture like you'd find on certain other websites there's other there's a site called diaperedanime.org where people will say I came to this picture right um but isn't just like a if you go to deviant art is there a gif of the rugrats theme song when Tommy's diaper falls out of the air and lands on his legs perfectly uh probably yeah but you know there's some good art I came to that too yeah well anyway no one ever talks with sex there no one talks about being turned on by all that shit people just sort of say ah cute everyone this is on deviant art you're saying yeah yeah it's almost like a weird like sort of drug deal like it's like it's like a drug market where everyone's like hey do you have the uh the gashi thank you mm-hmm ah this one will be quite nice up on my mantle piece you know are you suggesting there's devian see on deviant art yeah well in the diaper community specifically but all those like I don't know what to call them like the the pure fantasy ones where no sex is involved like most characters aren't hardly even drawn in sexually compromising positions half the time right there's never any like genitals involved almost never and it's like but it's still entirely something you can jack off to I can jack off to it's entirely something that's like it's all those things I mentioned before context humiliation the sensation of like what it must feel like you know like what a diaper feels like tact highly you know maybe some people think art think it's a really good feeling I don't fucking know you know I'm not that's interesting because I just fundamentally do not understand anything that isn't like like jacking off to anything that isn't just sex and that's a limiting thing for me that's a that's a hang up I personally have so I'm just very interested to hear all about living half a life me I know I need to expand my horizons expand is right I should have got a diaper for this and be crapping in it as this is my favorite episode so far and we're like half an hour in yeah this is good this is good I'm actually learning from Davoo I didn't know all these things existed and he's like educating us on the communities and I'm really interested in it me too well do you have any any further points to make I mean we've got some other things we can go to if you like but dude he has two hours he has a whole pcp lecture of points to make I'm sure you guys um oh yeah so what you were talking about a bit ago Nate is that like because you can go pretty deep dive into de-esque stuff sometimes right uh what is de-esque uh like d four-chain board oh oh de-esque yes yes yes yes yes you mean um but I feel like the core is all about the dick and the pussy right for me absolutely now for me I mean this is becoming less true having like this actual girlfriend the fuck but but especially you know all alone I feel like there's this sort of difference this sort of gradient between like having fetishes as a garnish versus the fetish is the beginning like you are jacking off to the fetish and sex isn't even involved as I described just a bit ago right and um I think there are like a lot of people who might like like if you look at like live action diaper fetish porn it's usually that 90% of it is girl puts on a diaper and then jacks off or gets fucked and the diaper is just sort of there as like a little garnish to like okay it must be a nice tight feeling and also makes it look like a little girl yum yum yum big difference between that and like writing a yeah big difference between that and then like extensive multi-branching stories on cyoc.net about a girl becoming incontinent and shitting herself and being changed by every different member of her family and coming to that for about a weekend straight maybe something along those lines where sex never even gets involved that's being submerged into the same fetish that for others is a garnish um wait so for you are you saying it's a garnish or oh it's pretty submerged yeah that's my dude that's my guy if I can ask what is the appeal of a girl becoming retarded and her parents changing her diaper um well doesn't it kind of just make you take control of the girl becoming retarded and her parents changing her diaper good question just gives me a sad face it's just deep personal trauma that's really the root cause yeah you want to answer you oh i'm gonna give her the mic she's coming up getting close now any second getting retarded what yeah what's hot about you know your your girl being retarded and then changing her diaper her being okay I can relate to that yeah it's not hot for the guy or the girl so she just says being powered start I had the headphones on so she can't hear you this is a really awkward idea I knew having letting her be in the room would be weird but you know whatever it's the sheer powerlessness the sheer um a dehumanization of it they have no independence now right well those are the things I usually whisper in her ear during sex like you have no brains no ability to thank no independence no ability to make decisions no freedom you don't have you don't have the option for freedom you have no ability to choose okay all of that is true in Trump's America for a woman anyway now I know I just I know that sounds weird people but there's a lot of I'm sure there's a lot of virgins listen to this this is normal shit to say during sex it is not weird to say the most fucked up shit to get me out even know why you're bringing that up I thought it was okay all right I got a question I got a question I think he wants water never I thought she wanted a microphone she just wants some water she must be sweating a lot okay okay all right uh debut yeah uh that would more like da poo there it is nailed it I've been holding that one in all night hey that's what you're gonna say tonight aren't you all right everybody shut up give go on uh would would that idea work also with somebody who was just a vegetable like they they had brain damage and they can't move not as good no not not as good no all right why is the diaper part of that then what why is that like if it's hard enough to be needing to wear diapers it's just kind of a I guess sort of an indicator of the low level that they're functioning at sort of need that you know yeah but it's only it's only attractive if you know it's an illusion because if it was like an actual person you wouldn't want to do right right maybe yeah so yeah I can see that maybe he slips that in well if there was a real 20 year old girl who actually like fell off a motorcycle without a helmet and became retarded and wore diapers who would want to have sex with her well okay all right all right let's not let's stop this position guys you gotta you gotta you gotta listen to me on this okay because there's nothing wrong with being attracted to like the most fucked up shit but like it's not like you have to like even if you admit that you're attracted to something that doesn't mean that you're going to like a person who meets these oh yeah well that's I wasn't like it's okay to be attracted to it I was asking if you would actually rape this retarded person I don't think no because I would feel bad if I brought up in a society for whatever reason of rape was not frowned upon then yeah but that's not the case you know that's all we need that's all we need let's keep going because I mean like it's not like oh I'm not doing it because I would not allow it to it's like because people would feel bad about it I would feel bad about it like okay everybody needs to understand if you're raised in a culture where like you when you get older like you and your brother have to fight and you have to kill each other and the winner gets the inheritance or whatever like you would do that like that's that's we're talking about like being an immoral culture we understand of course that these things are not good that you should do them in real life but like like but if society thought it was okay we would just do it well yeah but society thought you could do things that you want to do that aren't okay now then you would do them too like that's just how humans work it is all I'm totally on board why are you so defensive I'm on board people getting involved like I like like but when it comes to not doing harm like you know maybe do I google like medical journals of parents raising their retarded children and jack off that sometimes potentially you know I don't know sometimes we've all been there Nate this is fascinating I I'm not freaking out I'm just making sure people understand that's my only I I understand completely it's very much uh not as bad uh to say out loud but the same sort of things sometimes happens with me with like breast expansion and stuff where I would look at charts of like um the average cup sizes over certain decades and I would jack off exclusively to the idea that breasts in general are getting bigger yeah oh yeah man that's kind of funny I mean like okay I want to talk about sequences for a second because like there was some like medium sized kerfuffle on the internet a few years back over like some image that was meant for tumblr alone but somehow found its way into the sjw anti sjw sphere on twitter and facebook and such of an image sequence it was probably sargon avicado leaked it of like this girl who's like a bimbo a gyaru or whatever however you say it yeah and she slowly transforms into becoming shorter smaller group uh pale darker haired glasses wearing book carrying right and you look at it sure wasn't the other way around doesn't she become the bimbo um no it's the other way wait no it's the other way around I remember specifically and like okay if you say so um and like for me at first because I had heard about it in the context of this sjw fight I was like oh wait huh is that trying to send this message of of fucking it's important to not be attractive and be bogus instead but then I looked at it more closely I'm like oh it's a transformation sequence and I posted it without context on the pcp chat and gib was like oh hey it's a transformation sequence it's a very classic medium of like have point a to point b you show the steps you know maybe they turn into a pig they turn into like twice their age two characters merge into one you know that kind of thing it's it's the it's the sequence of events that itself can be attractive yeah and I I remember people got mad about that because okay I honestly can't remember which step came first but like she went from like what appears to be uh like a smart I mean she gets a tan or like she loses her tan but people took that to be like a racial thing that like oh yeah that was a racial thing like people thought it was that which it wasn't at all she just like got a tan and became like a sexy housewife or whatever yeah I mean it was a racist thing it was a racial thing it was a fetishistically racial thing not a politically racial one I I'm not sure I agree with that like I mean maybe that's true but it looked to me like she just got a tan yeah but okay but putting that like it doesn't matter either way it's about the transformation and that's it I was thinking about like why it is that like growth and like big things getting bigger and like not getting smaller like getting smaller is bad I don't like that but getting bigger is good and I was thinking probably that's because you want to be bigger is that like a personal thing maybe I don't know I think it might stem from the fact that I'm just small and I'm used to people being bigger and the idea of a giant woman is pretty good you know giant like that's even universe episode yeah oh man see you know that's the first one I ever saw oh man I like I thought you know this is gonna be good jerk off material later on we were talking about relating connecting empathizing with the the guy in the in the fucking thing you know you also have like the contrast of the fantasy I'm sure a lot of people are like well I want a guy who's all attractive and muscular because that's what I want to be um and of course that's obviously why dicks are so big you know as a potential alleged slightly above average dick user myself right that has no appeal to me I honestly no I just look at like a 10 inch dick I'm like whatever small penis humiliation that's nothing for you SPH as it's called on D is pretty good I'm really down for that like when like the anime girl just grabs the dick and it's like this is it wait isn't it gonna get wait it's already hard huh I don't think this is meant to go because from your reception that's such a fantastical situation that you would never find yourself yeah we got a real Mike Matei over here is yeah wait what the fuck does that mean Mike Matei has a huge cock he does that's canon yeah it's like 11 inches long you can see it in a video and he shows it off oh really I haven't seen that but yeah he tells James like that his wife loves it well well right yeah because James Rolf is a cuckold well that's true okay well let's move on um I I have another one I like a whole separate topic that I wanted to bring up and I know this has been discussed many times by by various members of our organization here but I want to talk about anthropomorphization specifically when it comes to like animals and shit and I just want to make a broad point at first at least how I look at this stuff I mean and and several of us have made videos about this but like what I like for example my little pony right okay so those kids those those what's that that's this you know it's this famous Japanese anime you probably have but it's don't they have a movie coming out soon that we're all gonna go review together I'm pretty channel there's gonna be some things there's gonna be some things happening with that oh very excited for it uh but so like when I jack off to a my little pony as I do all the time like what what I'm jacking off to is their human characteristics that are attractive to me it like there's no difference to me between jacking off to like um I don't know rarity or like uh some anime character because neither of them are exactly human what you're jacking off to is this sort of representation of a human female which I find sexually appealing because I am a human male and I am programmed to respond to these things like they've got a pussy there it is the main here I go cutie mark yeah exactly all those human things their faces to me yeah go ahead like um anthropomorphization is so like banal it's like exactly a lot of the time it's really just surface level features as long as they have tits you know yeah but like as long as they don't have tits okay but if you doggie style fuck them then you know I mean like a humanized version of the ass no no no the like the the anthropomorphize like images of like ponies as if they were humans they're just girls with tits and what are you talking about well I'm kind of talking about like you're fucking free I'm talking about the ponies themselves and the way they have human characters like they aren't just horses they're like this cartoonified version of horses that are you know have a lot of human characteristics that's come on well I made a video about that many years ago and I think it was great I'd love that video I think you feel makes a lot more sense it's much more apparently obvious evidence self-evident if you check out monster girls and I mean monster moves to me the show will immediately educate you as to the appeal which is you're getting everything that usually 75 to 85 percent of everything that you like about human girls with some cool animal features tacked on so it's like the idea of like man wouldn't it be cool if you could ride your girls back and like she's perfectly comfortable taking you around town like that you know how would it feel to be fucking her from behind but so far behind her head's all the way like fucking over there because she's a goddamn horse right she's a sin tar baby right that's the thing that like um spider girls are pretty good rock and air is great rock and air is great best girl lover she's are like lola bunny you could do her bunny style and then play human basketball with her you're that's true wait what's bunny style is that where they fell you just jump into that and fetish his part too okay um well okay I mean that's pretty much my entire point I just want to kind of go over that like yeah I will jack off to to like furries all the time I'm not a furry at all but I have absolutely no problem like the furry doesn't necessarily I mean like yeah like that's not what I'm into I'm into like the female right oh yeah there's plenty of furry stuff like um like the further furry it gets the furrier it gets the more I have a hard time with it like you know some ears nothing right some fur on the skin as long as the art's good muzzles you better have a really hot context and some good dialogue that I'm gonna be able to jack off to I can't go any further right um like yeah and like sometimes I specifically seek out furry art because it has its own culture its own like its own style and sometimes I'm into some of the things it does furry art is way more just abrupt with getting to the point of what it wants at least like in the whole diaper zone like art that is both furry and diaper is just way more like alright here's what you want boom crank it up to 11 furry art tends to crank things up to 11 and be even more shameless as well and direct what's that kid now I've noticed that as well like furry art is like always like shameless like they're huge yeah it's huge every time every single thing that they could be right so some so like I was like I was on a pretty big furry kick for like a week a month or two ago because I was just really into a shamelessness kick and furry the furry community provides that you know it's like a good example of that there for for many many years there's been a vast shortage of like kingdom hearts porn but like kingdom hearts furry porn now there's a diverse community out there there's really that shit to some extent I mean it's I'm not an expert but like I feel like I've seen at least as much if not far more is there the lion king in that is that is that well sort of does become a lion in kingdom arts too which you should find out yourself because it's pretty cool does somebody have sex with the the keyblade the keyblade is not too involved in the situation you just gotta be a porn of a woman fucking that's my problem an actual keyblade model yeah it's gotta be somewhere uh people people who are into like fucking metal things are probably called shinies right oh they're called by that maybe I well when it comes to um uh like my mind as as a porn consumer of my mind they'd be crows crows are into crows are into shiny crows would be into that my mind when it comes to kingdom arts porn if you wanted to involve the keyblade it would be like some sort of situation where they're like unlocking this like ultimate chastity belt or something you know where like you the key is used to access the vagina in some way and chastity belt comes to mind you know I'd go for something like that or you could fucking with the keyblade though it would be pretty uncomfortable it's not really shaped for that but uh you know like oh sorry finds a way so what a clip what if yeah go ahead and give what if it's like an anthropomorphized door with a keyhole vagina oh my god I've never seen that one but that's a good idea let's get to it boys let's get drawing let's get writing that's the next draw cast that's a good idea whichever if all the artists in the audience haven't been drawing everything we've been saying yeah they should be I need lots of fan art of divu and his girlfriend pooping on each other no that's a good idea no that's just scat zone that's just the actual zone like being into the tactility of it I'm not that's too far don't do that no no that's that's like just that's really just for people who want to like have the feeling of it which I am not into it all that's why I'm pretty hesitant to do it it's like draw divu in a diaper oh I don't want to jack off to myself I mean I guess I don't know what your girlfriend looks like dude I can't like draw her and no one wants to jack off to like their own situation what's fascinating about porn is like the the newness of it the the fantasy of it that you can get involved with personally for yourself uh I don't know I get I mean there was a little porn of drawing of my of keg standard back in the day which was fine uh but Nate the other day somebody drew art of you as a girl and you jerked off to that in the pcp chat for like an hour but that's because that's different fantasy and sexy and something well it's it's only you I definitely get turned on by pcp no no no no no no if I'm in monkey hold the fuck on you tell like like rule 63 versions of yourself are like some of the hottest things to jack off to because like yeah yourself and it's not just you though it's girl you and and contrary to popular belief there are actual differences between uh women and men look it up google is a big fan of this theory um so so you know like there's differences there and we could explore them together while I pound the shit out of her vagina I mean I will say right now on my channel I'm doing an art contest to draw me as a girl doing lesbian shit with Luna Lovegood dude but I like I don't masturbate to it I just appreciate it but I guess I'm just not in that headspace of wanting to jerk off to myself I mean if there was like a dojin of like this female version character of me that someone had made like I would absolutely jack off to it without a doubt but like get to work pcp you know I've never been much of a like a jack off to picture kind of guy though that's just not really my I actually don't know whether I would if it was like a girl version of me yeah I don't know I don't know why that situation though like if it's if it's me like editing a video and like releasing it and I'm like yay that was fun also I'm a girl also I'm going to suck this cock now like hell yeah you know like that's a real emancipate to yourself sucking a cock well if it's girl version of me that's one of the many sexual acts that she could do but the thing is when you watch porn you imagine yourself as the dick but now you're imagining yourself as the person sucking you know I'm still projecting your own dick exactly exactly what you know somebody else's dick I'm projecting myself in the situation as the guy getting fucked by the gender swapped version of myself you're imagining you having sex with yourself come on this is this is basic shit you I know that you've thought of this a thousand times yourself no I have come on come on I'm thinking of girl version of me and I'm thinking of me getting fucked by a dude I'm thinking oh my god well how would I feel being oh okay I am not thinking about it that way I'm I'm not thinking about that you're thinking about sucking my own I'm thinking about like a female version of me that exists that I could then fuck and that's that's what I'm you know I mean that is it's kind of like funny to because you are the best guy ever so of course you'd have enough of an ego to want to fuck yourself dude every person in the world I don't believe that you don't want to fuck your own gender swapped version of your all right I know what I'm talking about the girl version of me is going to be as ugly as me and I have higher standards I'm a golden god I'm a fucking beautiful hero man yeah so don't push your beliefs on to me I don't want to fuck me you know what you know what that's fair why do you think I wear a monkey mask in these fucking videos dude yeah all right okay I don't want to fuck that I've had the thought because everyone has the idea like what would it be like if you met a female version of yourself yeah and I'm just all I think about is like the conversations we would have uh or how awkwardly it would begin or whether we would even want to hang around each other uh and then it doesn't really ever go further than that I don't know why uh that's so it's so different for you and for me well it's like a pair of twins where one's a boy and one's a girl like yeah like I can't I can't I can't I can't enjoy like I do kind of enjoy like the idea of me as a girl just uh for the cute aspect like like seeing like drawings of me just genderbent just doing normal things like just being a pretty girl like yeah that'll be nice that's cool I like that idea the idea that I'm the the other gender and I just look better because you know yeah yeah and that's why when I play Pokemon I always play as the girl I'd rather be a girl but that doesn't mean I want to fuck me and of course there's like a bit of a fantasy element to it like you know you can like in your head make your female version look like basically whatever you want so like yeah of course that's real but like when I kind of think of this female version of me she's also an anime character so right so you know like that's that's uh that's also my little pony of course yeah anime I already covered that Davoo have you finished your big story yet the big story he's got through all points I think right you said that he said that he had like a whole thing planned oh I've just been like taking down notes occasionally here and there I have another one which is like Hippo talked about like other emotions that get attached because we are an hour in just to let you guys know that's true I'm looking at the waveform I'm paranoid about audio glitches so like Hippo was talking about how like things can be scary and I believe he was alluding to the idea that it sort of enhances the emotions like gets your blood rolling a little bit faster and that can like that can like you know enhance the groin area action if you know what I mean it's like some dumb shit right right and like there are lots of things I'm just fascinated with in general that then also become fetishes they were like um hold on wait a second oh anyway there are things I can what there are things I didn't dig out of course sorry there's just people walking around I haven't been I haven't had like much of my own room in the last handful of months anyway uh there are things I was fascinated with uh for a long time even like as a child and my body did whatever it could manage to do to turn me on in some way I didn't have the resources yet right there's just general fascinations right gender bending is definitely one of them the exploration of of the other sex back and forth is a very interesting concept for me um so much I'm really so obsessed with that concept that it pisses me off when it shows up in a piece of media because it's always done as a joke or for quick fan service or for like some sort of sitcom-y thing although Ranma won half and never really explored uh like as a real theme as a real narrative right and I love it when it's really talked about when it's really like explored like in an interesting intimate way but it's almost never done that and it always teases me so it pisses me off so bad both for my dick and for my heart because I find it a fascinating concept and it so I feel like I'd never be able to like watch Ranma one half I'm even really hesitant about watching uh your name because I know it's gonna have that thing and I know they're not gonna really explore that in depth they're just gonna have some scenes that tease me and I'll be I'll just be left frustrated right but what I want to do and I have done sometimes is you know there are some like um there's some etchy freaking mongas out there that really explore it there's one where this guy gets into the body of like a seven-year-old girl and like like it's great for the first it's called um ichi nensei nina chatola and it's like almost every page is in service of either your dick or like feeling the concept of what it would be to suddenly be in this different body right so what does he do as the seven-year-old girl oh you know go to school but but but still secretly study for his exams in high school because that's what he has to do hang on how's that sexual yes I think I think I may have seen that or seen something very similar I think I told you about it yeah no but it was like this this idea that this guy got transformed into the body of a of a little girl or a little boy I forget but it was like he he thought he could uh he thought it was great because like oh I'm younger now and I have all this future knowledge but then slowly his like uh future knowledge started to go away as you realize that he had a child you're gonna have to find that and link that to me because because then he was like he's like oh I I don't know how to count anymore what's going on that's oh my god I have to read that one that's like I don't even know what it was it may have been like like it was years ago that I think I've seen that yeah that's definitely not the one I'm referring to see I now I was gonna talk about like um age regression that's just my outright favorite concept in anything mental thought hypothetical science fiction fetishes anything that's my favorite thing ever piece uh movie 10 has a bunch of age regression of all the characters but especially nami becomes a little baby girl and robin goes from like 30 to like 27 or something it looks no she goes like 16 she goes exactly the same but it's 14 see the same problem it would just piss me off because it wouldn't go deep enough and like what about benjamin button there's a whole movie about I actually didn't finish that movie I mean it's like it's a dude I'm not like you know yeah I didn't finish yeah anyway yeah like so like that the long dimension before ichi nensei ni nachatura um it's like probably the most complicated japanese title I can annunciate uh I don't need to nensei means first year that's what I know folks there you right so um he uh like in the second the book always refers to him as he uh just because he never he never accepts it right he eventually gets cured at the very end um but like because as we all know gender is what you identify as as opposed to your biology this is right so chapter two he like wakes up and like shut up and like starts walking around the room and like immediately like it has all this dissonance with how long how many steps it takes to get to from place to place how much he has to reach to grab shit and like just just it always explores like how different things feel for him there's a part where like he has to like jump up on a pole to like save himself and he like is jumping up on that pole helps let me tell you about well yeah what happens is that as he's holding to the pole really tightly he's like oh man in my old body this would like I'd be feeling the pressure against my dick right now and this would be fun but in this body it doesn't do anything for me right there's like there's like there's like a multiple part chapter where he's like tries to figure out whether or not he can like you know masturbate in that young girl's body or not right so like it's like it's just constantly exploring like what is happening to him and that's what I want I actually found out about it I think from D because someone posted a comment saying I really what I really want out of age regression and like transgender stories is not so much just going ham on the fan service as much as explore what happens to their life like show them hanging out right I remember some people talking about they like it when like a guy gets turned into a woman and it just stays like that for years and has kids right that's what I really want to see I want to see like Bruce Jenner yeah exactly so yeah that's um and then for me it's like I don't know that exploration of being in a different body of having that like age taken away from you is a very fascinating concept that is definitely definitely my least favorite thing about reality is it doesn't have that or gender-bending remotes I know for months I mean I know for months like gender bender and age regression remote should be a real thing was a suggested title topic for pcp um that's true next week no we already did there's not really there's not really much to say about at this point um we did gender swapping right yeah so like the fact that I'm so into it as a concept gives it so much allure even if somewhere were to just cut off my dick and like so the fact then that it also it feeds into it right and it creates this feedback loop of still having a burning passion for it even after I'm done I'm still thinking about it being like yeah you know I mean mm-hmm oh I know what you mean well all right there you go um all right let's anybody got some final points to make on this before we go to questions I think about that time well I could talk a little bit more about the whole like giant woman thing because I didn't really say anything about that okay let's do it well I think I like I like the idea of like girls that are taller than me which is usually is the other way around like the short girl is the the cute one and you got to be a tall man but I'm not tall and I've always annoyed that the the fact that I'm not tall because it seems like tall guys get everything um so it was like don't worry man like at some point uprising is coming don't worry yeah yeah at some point I just finished what aliens started that's just sort of liked the idea that a woman could be like bigger than me and like uh you know put our arms around me and then cradle me like an idiot like a stupid small little man sure I don't know do you masturbate to the piata sculpture though the what the piata where uh it's uh uh the virgin mary and she's like nine feet tall cradling a little tiny jesus oh uh so we should uh draw that picture and replace jesus with give just put him in there you have to do it someone please give me hippo in the piata I guess I didn't really have much to say about it I like giant stuff I like big things it's good big things from the small packages give yeah that's why my last girlfriend broke up with me she liked big things too the big things come in small packages argument wasn't really enough for her when I you know in the bedroom she wasn't buying it she didn't give a fuck about the motion of the ocean she wanted to wave it's so it's sad but true folks let's all kill ourselves um okay let me let me just finish I just want to make one final point just to sum up what I was saying before remember folks it's totally normal to be in all kinds of weird fucked up shit a lot of it just stems from the experiences you have in your life you know I'm sure that's an explanation for like most of the reason why I'm into the stuff that I'm into sexually um not that I'm that weird or anything but uh yeah just uh I don't know don't don't shame anybody this is all totally normal you know I think don't shame anybody but if they rape a retarded person do arrest them I agree yeah I do endorse that by the way I'm not I'm saying it should be arrested that that wouldn't be allowed as as if who slyly slides away his proposition to make rape illegal uh just slide that under my under my desk here uh all right well that would be the the great pcp civil war is that davu wants to make rape legal into munchie wants to make sex outline yeah to go to war that's a great idea in the near future where probably smoking will be banned and weed will be legal everywhere everything just flip flopped you know what I mean see I if there is a war I can't be on munchie's side because people always confuse us for each other and I'll probably get assassinated when they're trying to get him that's true right wouldn't it be even worse if even if you were on the opposite side they still assassinate you by mistake now that would be somebody on my team exactly that would be really surely a war of of people who like sex and people who don't like sex would instantly well not instantly but eventually the people who like sex would win because they would make more soldiers exactly but then again maybe it's a maybe our heroic virgins like Isaac Newton types like they would all get together in advanced science by like a thousand years because they're not distracted by disgusting sex havers anymore maybe that would happen those heroic virgins like uh like elliot roger or the columbine kids yeah exactly the columbine kids yeah our heroes that elliot roger would have been a fine warrior if he had a cause to to wave his you know to a banner to wave you know if he had a real card to batter people with he had he had some some issues to sort out uh beyond just his his main thing he was pretty good at world of warcraft hey no no argument there and what makes a man beyond his warcraft account really not much all right let's go to our questions here everybody remember hashtag ask pcp we do it every saturday there you go at hey can i can i come out with like a little bit of an announcement like to talk about some shit that's happening i was just checking my twitter so okay here's some youtube titles for you the big change in the anime industry that has people i can't read the rest her potential is insane he saved this one dot dot dot oh no you five exclamation marks digi has gotten into some twitter beef with some guy who doesn't like his thoughts about this shit about the whole anime streaming thing he's doing it publicly so i'm not breaking any boundaries here now i'm not going to make any comment myself i haven't watched this guy his name is forneverworld or as i like to call him forlorn hope that he'll ever get laid in his life he said i'm not a bad youtuber he said i'm a bad youtuber responding to digi calling him a bad youtuber he says when you don't have to rely on clips and images to get audience retention come back to me wait so i guess wait what i think these videos like with unate like the podcasts get less views um listen it's not because they don't have images i mean that's part of it the fact that you don't rely on images to get views forlorn hope that you'll ever get laid is that all of your videos have clickbait titles and his do not as often so look that's all i have to say about that i don't give a fuck about this beef between digi and this other guy but but like is he making a i don't understand the point is he saying that it is bad to add clips and images to your videos no i think i think he was saying that uh you the only reason people watch your videos is because you put clips in yeah but you're one of those mainstream guys who like dull the senses of your audience with a bunch of fancy clip keys dangling before their forehead that's that's why i don't understand the point about what you said about like he's like but that that isn't an insult to the videos of that's just a still image of from one anime that we just leave up and don't animate because like we're not editing anything that's just yeah i'm i'm looking at it it looks like all of his videos are just vlogs with his with his big face in the camera so okay well this is a huge waste of time it's funny that i'm it's funny that i'm jumping into like putting my put like sticking my dick in this horrendous nest on the podcast that is literally loaded with the most material against me that could possibly be posted but hey fucking whatever well to be fair this uh you posted a picture in this for never world guy his own chosen profile picture looks like a retarded person so i i wouldn't feel too bad about what he has to say yeah i i don't all right let's let's get to the question i just had to get that off my okay here we go uh okay here's one i'm at aron underscore fell asks why did you all pick your respective names apart from nate we all know why i'm the best guy ever what can i say shut the fuck up it's a good question um hypocrite was i've been trying i've been trying to figure out the meaning behind that i just i can't tell what hypocrite means please explain it to me it means that puns are awesome it means it's uh i thought like critical hit and also gaming critic like critical critical hits are in games gaming critic crit and as in like uh it's an animal and i just thought of that one day out of nowhere and i thought i gotta have that if that's gonna be i gotta keep that name so i made a youtube channel yeah so that i could you know keep it and then good good good boy i was i thought it was because you always logically contradicted yourself and we're acknowledging that you're a hypocrite but also that that's that's also the reason because you're english yes yeah quick check right there's not like a you in there so at the beginning at the beginning my my my thing was also on top of all those other parts of the pun hypocrite as in uh i was i will say things hypocritically so that in case i actually do yeah hypocrite i could say look well look at my name what are you gonna do nigga what is the channel called what are you fucking talking about yeah you've got covered for life i haven't really utilized that at all because uh uh by i'm i'm be i the only way i'm a hypocrite in is that my name is hypocrite but i'm not hypocritical that's that's true that's how i that's how i know uh monkey i the appeal the appeal of hippos channel for me is that he is so authentic and genuine with his love for like the games he played when he was younger so i wouldn't like it if you started saying hypocritical things like for a meme i gotta take away from some of the magic i'm glad you haven't done that my name is is uh it was not chosen as a username it was a name uh thrust upon me in high school by my so-called friends because they noticed that i resemble both a human and a monkey so they went ahead and threw those words together and it stuck and i embraced it and now that's me i i didn't know that that came from like friends or something that's pretty cool yeah i could see where they got that idea from from them you know the way you look in videos you you kind of look like a monkey yep i'm very happy with it and it helps that i'm five foot seven because i'm about the height of a monkey too uh okay devoo that's taller than me um my username means that well yeah but you're a gibbit i don't really like that's true when i got on the internet i didn't really feel like having a username my first my first name was like just my name but like like condensed a bit but then my dad was like uh just looks too much like your name you know that looks kind of dangerously googleable i'm like okay it's very interesting that your dad was giving you critiques on your user names for your online i mean it was like it was like it was like my name and then like my last initials and he was like i don't know that seems a little dangerously googleable i'm like you're right i say and i just had this i don't know what day what moment what what fever dream just the whole idea of taking my name which is david then just changing the last syllable to came from and uh you know i i just came up with when i was 13 i never changed it pretty fortunate because it seems to age pretty well like the further i go on in my life it just seems to take on new meanings like people my pcp friends you guys tend to describe it as like sounding all mysterious like i'm some sort of abstract mythological beast yeah um i was like it rhymes with uh da poo which is a get up and that too i i always thought of it as soon as i saw it i thought uh davoodoo like like like he's a witch oh shit i uh it reminds me a little bit of my friend john that i reference sometimes on here he actually he like calls john tron john tron that's right now is a different john he calls himself john os sometimes like that it's not his name he just came up with it and like introduces himself as john os sometimes so nice no idea yeah no the part of my name that didn't age too well is i was calling myself like the great davoo because you know that's like internet being making yourself all a grandiose usually because davoo is usually taken from most websites because i think it's like a spanish word name or something so it's actually not up until a couple years ago my name was like very very bad for google like is there just be like some i think there's some rapper called davoo that producer or whatever so it's not great for googling but usually the davoo is never taken so it's a perfect middle ground that's why the stuff around how great is it to finally beat google and overcome that like search result thing when like i remember for like a year after starting best guy ever like when i searched it all this other shit comes up that i didn't give a fuck about but now finally i have conquered google and now my shit comes up but i've been noticing hypocrite does not come up initially when you search hypocrite and it pisses me it's all people misspelling it yeah or it oughta corrects to normal hypocrite it's it's one of the it's one of the the biggest tragedies i didn't even think about it well it will be fixed in time you just have to grow more and that that just works itself you just have to grow more hippo just like all that art you look at you exactly so i can jack off to it i was about to say though that the poddy curse actually came up when i typed it in i was having that same problem that's that's great do you have to put like the period after the d and shit no i didn't whoa just put a space well fuck i gotta try that out uh okay in my house all the period comes before the d okay here we go at papa mutt papa mutt dog asks you is the vape pen might shut up you were in my flow is the vape pen mightier than the sword um there's a vape sword is the vape pen mightier than the sword could you imagine of could you imagine a vape sword like it's actually the size of a sword and you and you blow or you suck on one side and and it comes out of the tip of the sword right the end i imagine it's like just take this potion sword and just go and hit people with it saying vape sword reminds me of invisible air which is the name of sabre sword from fate stay night which is actually just it's actually just Excalibur but they pretend that it's invisible i i would like ben to have a vape sword me yeah it would be very it would be that would be his fucking that would be i would like ben to not be alive no wait of a vape katana there we go that would that would ben be ben strives a specimens it would be vape it happened right well ben he is practiced in the art of kendo and has maxed out his bushido stat so he's he's ready for that vape katana okay here's the greatest comment this isn't a question just a comment but at jam shmain it's spelled kind of funny says thanks for fat shaming me into losing 10 pounds hashtag oh hell yes your main man manny is is like his oh well that guy i know him you uh you're welcome dude and i will continue on this quest to fat shame everyone into getting their shit together uh because there's no excuse to not uh you know be a fit person excellent thank god for you you're a hero um oh here we go at swig dude i don't know if you want to answer this divu but he's asking how's divus video game going oh um very very slowly i just keep you know i'll i'll spend just weeks at a time just editing videos and then watching anime it's it's definitely like i don't know exactly what speed it's gonna take but i'm having a huge fun time with it i am learning the incredible power of like and when you're a teenager you have unlimited time but no purpose in life so you're depressed you're too depressed to make anything and i like that good well at least that's how i was as an adult i have that sense of mission but the sense of mission and the needing to make money can also sort of trap you it can keep you trapped in this need for money so basically i've made enough money to well i have not really a decent amount of money but i have my own career now and i have all my spare time and so i've bought myself that teenage sort of lifestyle to work on something because i want to make it and it doesn't have to make its money back i think it might because i mean i don't know probably only like 108 people are gonna buy it that's basically what i'm prepared for but it's so great to just have all this time to make something i want to make uh but yeah it's going it's going around very very very slowly don't expect it out by the end of the decade the decade hard to it hey that's only three years you know it's not that bad oh i thought he meant like the next 10 years i was like well you know this decade's almost over so it probably won't be devu i want to be alive to play the game so please don't take 10 years i'll be doing yeah definitely not taking that long okay here we go hindu hindu god of homos asks oh yeah yeah good get our boats good what is the best boat no uh i love boats boats uh the best kind of boat is a boat that can fly and her name is going mary going mary is the best no no really like like the idea of of a pirate galleon that has either magically or scientifically the ability to fly through the air is my favorite thing of all time you know what you would like then final fantasy specifically final fantasy nine because it's full of those yeah oh well there we go you also like the you'd like the music video boats and hoes you gotta have me my boats and hoes i think is how it goes that's pretty good that's pretty good um yeah okay okay here's one at the wolf heart hey what's up to you this guy's a good artist man uh between single and multiplayer do you think one is superior and does the lack of the other affect your interest in a game single player will make me want to play i very singularly focused on single player games for the most part yes uh yeah multiplayer it's as long as it's if it's turn based multiplayer like a card game it's okay but generally the idea of playing online with people uh the internet fucks me over more than often than i would like and it just annoys me i haven't i yeah i'm back to having not viable internet so it doesn't even matter anyway you know it's funny about this i almost entire i almost exclusively play single player games but i just so happened i got splatoon two recently for my switch which i have been playing more than any other video game uh which is to say like i'll play like one or two games a day which is like 15 minutes but i'll still do it and it's fun and i'm certainly playing in more than any other game right now of course i did just beat hollow knight and that took you know like 40 hours split out over many weeks of playing so i guess i should clarify a competitive multiplayer games i hate like playing on a minecraft server with people that's fun that is super fun that is super fun i used to play league of legends a lot but i just cut the time out because it's not fun and sucks didn't everybody say splatoon two sucks platoon two is fun as fuck i mean i bought it splatoon two splats the biggest complaint was that it's too much like splatoon one and it certainly is but the thing is i never owned splatoon one so i just wanted to play this game all the time and i don't have a we you so i needed to get switch and i already had a switch so i bought splatoon two and it's exactly what i wanted and it delivered and it's fucking great for me maybe not for everybody the only thing i know about new video games is what video game donkey tells me so i just assumed it sucked yeah he's uh yeah he was one of the guys making the criticism i think that's just like it's not enough it's just like the same game again with some extra couple of things it's like a dlc that you got conned out of 50 bucks for for people who played splatoon one and owned it and like if they were buying this to get an upgrade or get like the new game like i can see why they'd be a little disappointed but i like any call of duty game ever yeah yeah like it's like this is like one of the only times nintendo is going to pull this kind of fast one on people so but like the flavor i loved and i got to be around fuck his name callia marie it's marie yeah marie is there and she's cute as fuck and the squids they're minerals marie i don't i don't know what that means explain that that's from breaking bad oh good excellent good joke good job to end on everybody you're supposed to get it hippo i saw that uh i your god damn right i got it okay we're done yeah excellent excellent thank you for saving us we're done everybody thanks for listening uh make sure you pledge to our patreon go to patreon.com slash the procrastinators get those bonus episodes of which there are five now last one was kill luck kill versus hey arnold come you the fuck on the result is that the one that been released for free that is the one that been released for free for everybody you already heard this episode so but go buy the other one but even if you've already heard that one you can't get to any of the others unless you go to the patreon and pledge five bucks so there you go yeah and there it is folks we're all done uh you ask us more questions next time at using a hashtag askpcp on twitter follow us at tbcrastinators subscribe comment fuck you every etc etc all right we're all done uh thanks for listening everybody and we will see you next week with another one oh and i almost forgot this is episode 69 this is episode 69 we did it motherfuckers we did it really convenient coincidence that we didn't bend over as backwards to ensure happened i know my dude all right everybody say goodbye bye yeah uh i'm supposed to be working right now i'm supposed to be working right