 Good evening, everyone. This is your one and only news reporter here at Dateline, Clancy Burroughs. You see, here at this station, we like to run stories that are comparable to net neutrality and Alabama elections. And I think this story combines two of my favorite things to do just that. Chocolate and serial killers. Mmm. I'm speaking, of course, of Ice Pick Coco herself, known to her friends and family by her Christian name Lacey Johnson. You see, Miss Johnson's M.O. was to melt down dark chocolate. If white or milk chocolate were on hand, she'd take it, but she preferred dark chocolate. Melt that down, freeze it, then put it in a larger encasing of ice and freeze that. Then she would proceed to stab her victims through the heart, like some medieval chocolatey van Helsing. Sweet. Excuse me. We'll be back with our further in-depth exclusive with the one and only Ice Pick Coco herself.