 It's so stupid it's positively bruised Yep, shawlam into God Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast and um look man. We don't got no fucking ads That corona shit real bro. Yo Hey, now I'm ready to get off quarantine. Why we ain't got no ads. We got to get back in these streets You gotta get back to work. I start shaking his ass goddamn it We might as well start off with positively brilliant positively Idi idiotic. That's not what it's called positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot Basically it's a segment where we salute somebody for doing something brilliant this week and we uh Chastire people for being fucking complete idiots. What did you see brilliant this week Schultz? Yo, I don't know if it's true, but I think uh, Andrew Cuomo got pierced nipples. I thought that was brilliant. What? You didn't see Oh, you didn't see all those pictures on the internet where he's in a white polo and he got the barbell nipple rings No, he either has pierced nipples or he has three nipples on each nipple I haven't gone down the Cuomo rabbit hole like that. I know Cuomo was sweeping the nation and everybody's falling in love with him But I didn't I haven't checked out his backstory like that. Hey, I'm deep I'm in the wormhole, bro. I got nothing but time on my hands I haven't gone past him having dinner with his family when he was young He said that when he was young they used to have these big Italian dinners Yeah, and he was saying that's something that um people need to start doing during this time This have big Italian dinners They're a big family dinners Did he did he share how many times they uh, their uncle or grandfather screamed the n-word at those dinners dinners No, he said it was a lot of them though say what he said He said it was a lot of them, but he never said anything about them screaming the n-word You think you said you think he screams n-word not him, but grandfather italian grandfather Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, tally most grandfathers. I would say most grandfathers have said the n-word. What do you think? Most grandfathers yes, I don't know about italians. Let's see. I don't know the relationship between um Italians and black people y'all love each other and hate each other at the same time Y'all want to be each other Well rappers love the mafia aspect of it, but then that's stereotypical to say that all italians are like mafioso though, right? No, not all italians aren't mafioso, but all italians are italian Do you understand like not every square is a rectangle, but every rectangle is a square or whatever that term is the opposite Yeah, but see like you know what's so crazy italians. They don't have the worst stereotypes, but they do have Stereotypes because you think about italians you think spaghetti pizza like all of that, you know, they have their own distinct food I wouldn't even say that's a stereotype. They specifically have their own distinct food. They love food Right, and then you think um the mafia And you think mario brothers yo, son Yo, the mario brothers are really the least italian italians Really? I mean, when have you known italians to be plumbers? Yeah, they're italian with mexican jobs. They're mexicans Yes, luigi Is a super italian name and he don't look mexican. He's like tall. It kind of looks like me in a lot of ways But mario The one was last time you saw an italian wear some overalls. Yo be on mario's more of a hispanic name But they say it italian mario. It's a me mario mario, but it's more of an hispanic latino name Yeah, the mushroom shit is weird too. I'm trying to think but the plumbing. I don't know if itaians are plumbers like that I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah But we started this because you said chris koan got pierced earrings. Why is that brilliant pierced nipples pierced nipples Because I think he's letting everybody like he he knows what his nipples look like Like, you know when a girl got a nipple piercing and it pops through the shirt Yeah, right they know is popping through the shirt. They chose not to wear the bra So if he's out there in the white polo, right? You already know white polos are almost a little bit see-through, right? And he got the barbell in And it's poking through the shirt I think he's letting him. I think he's just letting everybody know. Yo be yourself. Like i'm a progressive guy You know he's trying to look more relatable Yes to yeah to the majority of the population that has nipple pierced things. Yeah Yeah, I mean listen nipple piercers are a relatable thing because whether you have them Or not, you know, somebody who got them. Do you know anybody with nipple piercings? Yes, you know any scribbles you see with nipple piercings. Yes, are just women are just women in general. Yeah Yeah, what go yeah, I don't know. I don't know no men with nipple piercings You don't know any men with nipple piercings. No, no, no I personally don't i'm not saying that they don't exist. I just don't know any Hold on one second. We got to stop down. Hold on one second. We just got a Some sort of uh, was it zooms failure? Oh And taylor's trying to produce Well, so she's so so she she she stops screaming she stops sharing her screen So she can show us andrew quomo's nipples Yo taylor you just freaked us all out. Just take we got this taylor. Hey taylor You google those nipples by yourself Let me see. I want to see now the headline says andrew nipple's piercings Tape what does it say andrew quomo's nipples piercings take us take our mind We are okay good, but a taylor remember whatever is on your screen We are recording on our end where we're recording all this so you can't leave charlotte. Don't get charlotte off the screen Taylor what I want you to do is take your computer and put it in a different room and lock it in there You go watch some mosaic That's what I want you to do because right now we're looking at andrew quomo's nipples. Okay I want you to put it back on charlotte all of a sudden taylor want to be a visual producer There we go. Now we're back on charlotte. Now, whatever this is you leave it there. Don't touch your computer ever again. All right Listen, I want to give a uh, what a fucking idiot. Well, first of all, we can stay on the positive library real quick I want to say uh, it is absolutely amazing to me how andrew quomo In a couple of weeks has become Uh a media darling this really really really really really really really Shows you how much lack of leadership is on the democratic side the democratic presidential candidate should be fucking ashamed of themselves I've been saying this for the past two or three weeks, but nobody listens to me because I got a fucking list I've been saying that they need to be offering counter programming to fucking donald trump every day every day that donald trump Was on doing those press conferences joe biden should have been pulling up his fucking webcam at home and fucking just talk To the american people that's literally all chris quomo was doing don't get me wrong chris quomo is a governor So he's an executive, but he's still just up there providing comfort. Yes to new york city and in the process The fucking nation that that's it. Yeah, that's it and he has become a media darling so much so that people are saying Maybe he should run for fucking president. I told you You know why because joe biden doesn't look like a fucking leader and I know what this all boils down to nipple rings Nope, what joe biden's in his fucking house quarantined And he doesn't have anybody to help him work. None of this shit charlamagne. You don't know how to do zoom charlamagne You don't know you don't know how to FaceTime He can't connect with people charlamagne joe biden has been dead for six years. We all know this Okay, it's weakened at biden's they are propping that man up shout to samon sanders Y'all saw how samon bodied that person that went after biden, right? Yeah, samon has been carrying around joe biden for the last whatever six months or however long he's been campaigning This is a senile man. He doesn't know what the fuck is going on. He doesn't know what year it is right now He doesn't know what quarantine is. He thinks it's a drink that tastes like chocolate milk He has no clue what the fuck it is. He had no clue what's going on He's like quarantine. Yeah, I see him quarantine is the dj on jimmy fowlin He's with that group. He's he's with that that band that band the plants Honey, could you get me a cup of quarantine? Sweet before we go to bed This shit is bad, bro This shit is really bad man and it's not it's not going to get any better because if the fight comes down To biden and trump what you what you probably will be A lot of it isn't going to be based on um, you know The broader picture right because because before coronavirus They could talk about, you know climate change and you know gun control things like that Right, they could they could take trump the task on things like that now All that just seems this big Because all people don't care about is this one moment right here Yeah, and how donald trump responded to the coronavirus shit and how he put two trillion dollars into the ecosystem And how mother fuckers got checks. So now all they can do is You know point the finger at donald trump and say donald trump looks completely insane. Yeah, and he's incompetent, but You really want joe biden? To be the guy pointing the finger calling somebody insane and incompetent. Yeah, like what would biden really have done Like what would biden have done if he was in power right now? I think the only thing biden would have done better is uh Not not not not not respond Quicker and what I mean by not respond. I don't mean respond to the actual pandemic I mean biden. I don't think would have been front and center so early Talking about this pandemic. I think he would have the way you see trump now putting the experts out there first The doctor the other guy that's become a star dr. Fauci Fauci and then it's um the woman too. I can't remember the woman's name but He's always moving out of the way and letting them talk now. I think joe biden would have done that from the beginning Therefore, therefore joe biden wouldn't have took so much heat because joe biden wouldn't have jumped our dance said oh, it's a hoax You know, we got it under control Joe biden would have just let the experts speak, but I think that you this is just one of those things man that You can't even really put the blame on any person like this is just something that's Unprecedented america's never seen this. This is out of fucking control. We've never seen this before dude And it's about to get crazier man. I was uh, I was talking to a doctor last night And I actually can't say his name because they're legally not allowed to share what's happening in the hospitals Right, they can get in trouble. They can get like I don't know about disbarred, but they can get punished in some way and um He basically said this here's the problem, right? Right now they're handling the capacity at least in new york pretty well But here's the problem It's going to continue to go up as the virus spreads And then the big issue is going to happen when all the health care workers Get it as well So health care workers are there they're in contact with these people the little mask and shit ain't gonna do nothing They're gonna get the virus as well So then they can't be in the hospital because they could just share it with the other people So they have to go home. So you're gonna lose 10 20 percent 30 percent of your health you got health care officials quitting now They got they're quitting now because you know, they're not properly prepared because uh And this can go under the what a fucking 88 segment god damn donald trump Sent 17.5 tons of PPE to china back in fucking february. What is PPE? equipment mask gowns All the PPE is personal. I think it's purse. I don't know what the other piece stands for but I know the east stands for Fucking equipment. So it's the equipment that the doctors wear. It's like the fucking shit that protects them It's the it's the hazmat suits. That's why you see the nurses in the fucking hospitals wearing trash bags and shit Because they don't have the proper equipment and back in february when the uh, the world health organization Told everybody that you know, this pandemic is probably going to hit and and america didn't have the resources to deal with it Right, right even though donald trump had that information. He sent 17.5 tons of personal equipment respirators to to fucking china Mr america first That's a fact. Why did he send it to china? What was the issue over there? What do you mean? We're china got hit crazy. Oh, he sent it during the corona virus. That was february Hey Yes, like february 15th He sent all the equipment over to china. So now you got everybody. That's arrogance though. That's just straight up arrogance That's just straight up thinking nothing like that could ever happen in in america america's got this invisible force field around it That protects us from shit like this. He never thought it would happen and it motherfucking happened Question now you got those now you got those healthcare workers and healthcare officials in fucking hospitals Unprotected and that's why they're quitting and I don't blame them either. Yeah, I'm playing devil's advocate here Is it possible that a uh, you know fouchier one of these guys advised trump and said hey If we stop the virus in china, there's a way better chance of it not spreading At the same speed to these other countries So why don't we throw equipment to them now so they can control it before it spreads around the world? Maybe is that a possibility? Maybe because I mean, you know trump did uh, if i'm not mistaken. He stopped all travel Um From china and into china if i'm not mistaken right or he stopped all he stopped all travel I mean do you mean to stop that maybe are there really people that are going to china right now? Like i'm almost like just let him go if you're willing to go to fucking china If you're willing to fly into wuhan for the weekend. I'm totally fine with you getting coronavirus I don't think people knew bro corona didn't have the marketing ahead now, bro I'm saying now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right now. Like we're stopping flying right now It's like you don't even need to do that. We're not gonna go I mean you can say the same from new york, too though. Yo, but it's like when I hear people say like Yo, you're not welcome in our hood. It's like i'm not going Yeah, it's dangerous. You could say the same from new york. What you mean? I wouldn't come to new york right now. Nobody's coming new york. I walked down the streets. It's empty, bro. Nobody's here Nobody's here, bro And you know what will smith was making a big deal about iam legend like it was you know He was suffering out there with nobody around He must have not been a new yorker because it is amazing It's beautiful to walk down the street to have nobody there me and my girl went for a jog this morning Nobody there absolutely nothing going on dude. Could you fucking spoiled american stop jogging? Can we just no seriously seriously is it possible for americans to absolutely just stay home for Charlemagne your black privilege is showing right now. Okay White people need to work on our speed. It's not natural It's something that we have to work on every single day to maintain We cannot take two weeks off in a quarantine or we'll slow down to molasses I'm telling listen. We really all we need is two weeks If everybody just stays on for two weeks right now more than 80% of the country has a stay at home order Yeah, that don't mean shit. Fuck the order, bro You gotta be a stay at home mandate. But this is your ass home. Are you getting locked up? Are you motherfucking? Gonna get a big fine. We're gonna put you in the same cell with harvey weinstein Like you got the fucking just stay home for two weeks Yeah, two weeks kill us bro. Say what with two weeks kill us bro. It's so it's you know what I hear you. You're a hundred percent right. Here's the problem is that motherfuckers live in shitty homes, man It's easy when like all these celebrities and stuff in their mansions are going stay at home. Let's sing a song together Let's do all this. It's like shut the fuck up There are people sharing in a studio apartment with five other family members. Do you know what I mean? They got to get out They got the fucking get out man. They got to get out like bro if you ever go that makes sense You ever go to harlem or you go fuck harlem brookly any neighborhood right and people just hang out on the stoop downstairs from their apartment For no reason. They just hang out in the stoop. They got to get out. They got to get out Yeah, you in that one bedroom apartment. That's your tight bro. New york is different So i'm tired of people in la telling us what to do and how to quarantine. We cannot quarantine We'll kill each other if we quarantine bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me quarantine in your apartment Let me quarantine in your house and your mansion. I'd love to That's the thing they never do right they never go. We'll just come on over. We'll take some people in Yeah, I saw people mad at um david uh david geffin Because david geffin, you know Posted a picture from his goddamn yacht in the middle of the fucking ocean somewhere And he was like he was like look stay in the house or stay home whatever whatever I would be honest with you You can't be mad at david geffin and the reason you can't be mad at david geffin is because david david geffin played You know with with the cars he was dealt And if that's his life if he's acting his wage and his wage is on the middle of a boat in the fucking ocean Let him live his fucking life. Not everybody got to give advice, bro It's like Not everybody got to give it but like now I completely understand like I've had I've had a lot of comments as we've been doing this show right I've had a lot of comments and there's been a lot of people that are that are of color going Hey Schultz, you don't understand what it's like to be a person of color So you might not understand what it's like to be in this situation, right? You'll react and that's I completely understand that now that I hear celebrities give an advice during the pandemic Right. I completely understand because you don't understand when you're a celeb, you don't understand What a regular person got to go through in this shit They're still human though. No, they're not. I get what you I get what you say No, they're not and we should we should literally charge their fucking yachts when they show up back If a celeb on a yacht gives any advice on how to handle a pandemic the second their yacht comes back to the port We should charge it and rate it and throw them off the back of it No, I don't say that. Yes 100% 100% But you but but you do know you're talking about yourself, right? Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna continue to grow and gonna continue to evolve in this game So people shouldn't listen to you because you're successful. No, no, no, no They shouldn't listen to certain things like I'm not going to tell people how to quarantine given my situation But all David Geffen said was stay home He don't got to say that it just so happened that he showed us his home He didn't have to be a yacht this motherfucker couldn't stay home. Literally. He couldn't he was like, I need to be on the open water Suck my dick. No, by the way, those yachts like that. Those are homes, bro Yep, you're home away from home on the water That's easy to go on that home and then you pull up to another home. There's all these fucking What do you think the arc was say again? The arc was just the yacht, bro Son, it was it was a zoo yacht. What do you think the arc was? That was the first disney cruise We'll talk bro And yo think about it How is it even difficult to get people on the yacht? Like all you have to say is yo, there's giraffes your kids gonna love it Like That's what i'm saying y'all shame and david geffen. You got to shame know it too, bro I know people the only difference between know it and david geffen is know what built his goddamn yacht from scratch He did build it from scratch and david geffen had mexicans do it That's it and was out in him get out in that goddamn sea with all the animals having a good motherfucking time Do you think he was having a good time? Do you think he was just scooping up elephant shit the entire time? No, I think he was having a ball because you got to think about it, right if you if no was anything like me Bro was Noah the first tiger king You know how I know no was having a good time because if no was anything like me, yeah, he likes to be right And that's bro, that's a big w bro No, no, no, Noah what Noah was telling their motherfuckers was a big w to think about the heat he caught for that shit Yo, it's true and think about think about like how how excited he was every time it would rain and how disappointed He was it wasn't the final one. Whoo. I don't know. I don't think it was raining at all though I think it was a drought for a while. Oh If I remember the story correctly it was a drought for a long time. Yeah Started working everybody would walk up to him when he was building this shit like you're fucking trippin You know, whatever they say you're fucking it. Look at this. He probably was laughing at him You know, I'm about to say taking pictures, but they had no phone back then But it was just calling people to come over and look at this stupid motherfucking Noah You know I'm saying and then when this shit started raining and wouldn't stop There was nothing better than Noah getting on that goddamn boat that arc with two penguins and is that door Closing slowly And he's just looking at all the motherfuckers did that that didn't listen to him. Oh, man I know Noah felt like a king. He absolutely did. He brought his family on though, right? Um, I don't fucking remember. I can't believe he's the only one with a boat. That's another thing about that story He didn't have a boat on disrespect him He had an arc arc But I can't believe he was the only one with a boat like there hasn't been someone else with a boat That just was happened to be like canoeing that day And then the water came and he was like, oh, it's lit and then he survived You know the word yacht derives from the word arc Keep going Yeah arc was I forgot what language it was but arc is a word that um, it's actually pronounced yark and um By the time it got to fucking america People didn't know how to pronounce yark. So they said yacht Are you making this shit up, bro? It's brilliant. It's baby. That's what we do It's brilliant It's brilliant, baby. That's what we do. You never said you never said who you're, uh, positively, uh idiotic was Oh, I gave it to trump. I want trump one was trump for the fucking sending the shit to florida But also a pastor rodney howard brown He's also a pastor in florida, man Like I believe in god So much, but I also believe that faith without works is dead Right. So even though you can have all the faith in god in the world You have to work to actually submit your will to god and do what it is god wants you to do I don't believe in people who like Constantly sin every single day and do things that they know they're not supposed to be doing every single day But think they can just go to god and pray for repentance. God is gonna cover me I just think that's some bullshit and that's what rodney brown essentially did because rodney brown um Was still having church service And he claimed that the power of prayer Would make the corona virus go away Right and he claims he did the same thing With the zika outbreak and he actually got arrested for um unlawful assembly and violation of public health emergency rules And I think that was the right call Because he's a fucking idiot I'm saying you can't you can't bring thousands of people Into a church at a time like this and then use god to say that The question them and say hey, if you don't have if you have faith You won't catch this disease question Yes, why do uh religious people You know how they're like god will send you messages, right? Yeah, why do why do religious people? Uh seem to be so skeptical when god sends messages through the government Right like they'll look at a they don't believe in government You know, I'm saying yeah, but like they'll look at a burning bush or some shit and to be like Oh, that's a message. You know what I mean? Or like they'll see the You know virgin mary in like their rice and beans and be like that's a virgin mary But when the government's like yo stay home or you're gonna die And everybody else is gonna die. They're like that's definitely not a message. Why is that? Because they don't but they don't believe in government number one And they don't think that the government officials are submitting their will to god They think that the government officials are relying on their own understanding and their own power And I agree with you a hundred percent. I believe in god, but I'm also going to listen to the cdc Okay, and if the cdc tells me the social distance and the cdc tells me to stay the fuck home I'm gonna stay home. Yeah, it's just common sense like like it's like I said faith without works is dead You have to work You know on protecting yourself during this crazy time It's the same way about you wouldn't go raw in a woman if she told you she had herpes or hiv or h I mean, I wouldn't use a condom either Really If a girl says she I mean you wouldn't sleep with her at all. Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah, you you would avoid it unless of course you got herpes too or you know, um You've done your research to herpes and you know that you can like Like I guess fuck between outbreaks. I you know what? I don't even really believe that What you don't believe herpes. No, I believe in herpes But like the fuck between outbreaks thing It just seems like something a guy would make up so he could still get posty while he had herpes You're not the moral of the stories. You're not gonna change it. We're not risking it. Like if you got herpes, you got herpes You know, I and I don't think that that's that big a deal herpes No, like not risking it No, me neither Like think about it. We're not going outside right now So we don't get coronavirus and most of us ain't gonna die from coronavirus, right? It's gonna be two weeks where it sucks herpes You have for the rest of your life herpes is way more devastating than coronavirus In terms of like, yeah, you don't think so in terms of like your sexual life Herpes herpes has I don't think herpes has a mortality rate though. Like there's no but I've never heard anybody die from herpes I mean your dick dies Nah Because then who are you gonna fuck just a bunch of other people got herpes. Yes Honestly, they might be the best at fucking Yes, bro First of all, you act like you don't have a lot to choose from Yo, you might Yo, you're yo your sex life might go through the roof once you get herpes, bro One in three, bro, and you could rock because it's like we already got herpes like What we worried about what's that dating site where you can remain anonymous? We can go in there with a finster Oh, um grinder I don't know what the Which one it is But it's one of those dating sites where you can go on and the public doesn't know what's you Uh-huh with the people you talked to know with you So yo you created a site like that a forum like that for herpes. Yeah And motherfucking you prosper out here one in three people got herpes, bro I'm gonna be honest with you after this coronavirus shit is over and I don't have herpes Yeah, but I just feel like you're gonna get it need to try to eradicate the stigma around herpes The same way I'm you doing my part to eradicate the stigma around mental health in the black community Somebody needs to do that part to eradicate the stigma around her. Yo, let me tell you something and I'm with you in this but The only reason Why we're okay with this is because we're not out there in the streets fucking girls that might have herpes. We're faithful So we're doing the exact same thing that those celebs. We have a mansion full of no herpes at home to hang out Right, so we're doing the same thing those celebs on a yacht are doing right now We're like, yo herpes ain't that bad. Don't worry go out there No stigma because we're not trying to fuck nobody got herpes Yeah I get it Imagine you were out there in those streets still bro, and you could bring that herpes back to your wife Yeah, I think we I think when it comes to std's though, we put herpes on too high A level just because it stays with you forever. Yes, you know what I mean But we didn't see herpes. Where do you see her if a girl's like, yo, I got herpes But it's just one you could put a little circle band-aid on it. Would you still fuck? Well, I mean people get it on they live that's not herpes Yes, it is. It's type eight old herpes, but it's not like that's manslaughter for herpes Really? Yeah It's not the same punishment Really? Yeah, like you didn't really mean it By the way, if you kiss me when you see that goddamn coach on my mouth, that's on you. That's on you, bro Yeah You that's on you you had a choice If you're growing out your pussy here to cover your fucking herpes. That's different. You're disguising it You're not giving you choice can be its cover cold sauce No, I mean if you're growing out your pussy hair, but beards might be able to no I'm just thinking about that. Can bitch cover course cold sauce maybe it is hard with a cold. So bro say what? You never seen James harden with a cold. So oh my god, and I know all the pussy. He's gotten in his life He's encounter the herpes, too. Oh dude. He loves his strip club Yeah uh Interesting. Do you think people are still hitting the strip club now during Corona? Nah, well, you know what? Script clubs in certain areas are still open, but not script clubs are done. Script club is not essential. Them shit is pretty much closed most, most everywhere. How does it feel like knowing your job isn't essential? Don't you like really put things in perspective? I thought about that. I did think about that. A lot of people who, well, first of all, I'm happy that I have an essential job, but I did think about people who probably sought their work was really, really important. Like who? I was just thinking about this shit the other day, man. It was someplace that was closed. Oh, fucking barbers and fucking people that run beauty salons, yo. Yeah, man. How the fuck is that not essential? It's getting rough out there, bro. God damn. And by the way, those are the people who could actually protect themselves the best, right? Cause think about it. If I'm a barber, I go wash my hands, hot water. I put on the gloves. I put on a fucking mask. I should be able to cut some hair, right? Yeah, but then you'd be in contact with so many people and one of them is going to have Corona be fucked up. I mean, there's some people that still have the barber come to the crib. Duvall is looking lined up throughout this quarantine. He is? Yeah. He has the barber come to the crib. No, I'm not going to lie. I said, yo, you need to come back. He's in North Carolina, but I was like, bro, you need to come, dude. We need to do that. I don't want to do that because I don't want to put nobody at risk and plus my barber suit to my guy tie. He lives in like the T-neck Inglewood area. That's a little hotspot from what I saw on the goddamn news. That's a red zone? Yeah, that's a red zone. But it's cool though. Listen, I like it. I think one of the most politically brilliant things that's happening right now is like people are really getting to see the real them. You know what I'm saying? We're getting to see our real selves. It's not an illusion. You know what I mean? You look at goddamn puffy. Puffy did a fucking IG story the other day. That's puff granddaddy, bro. I'm talking about full head of white hair, almost full white beard. I'm like, wow. Yeah, even Kevin Hart before Kevin Hart had his barber come over and put the Beijing on his shit. Same exact thing. You know what I mean? And I appreciate that. Like me, I know for a fact, I should look like Kevin Durant. Let me see your shit. Come on. Let's see it, bro. Expose it for all the brilliant idiot listeners right here. Let's see how it looks. It looks fine. Your forehead looks okay. Forehead looks amazing, but my hairline is social distancing from my forehead. So my hairline starts like right in the middle of my shit. Like my hairline acts like my fucking forehead got corona for real. And like they have no choice but to be in contact with. Real quick, just for a second. Come on. What are you worried about? You can't even see. Can you see? I definitely got the Kevin Durant shit going. I would never tease Kevin Durant ever again, bro. Why? You really feel it? Well, no, I will tease Kevin Durant. I'm going to tell you why. My shit was bald for a mad long. Yeah. So the way my shit grows in is wow. It's my favorite unit of time is a mad punk. Kevin Durant has hair. All Kevin Durant got to do is brush his shit. My shit look like this because I don't have no fucking brushes in the house. You have three girls. You don't have a single brush? No, I'm talking about the OG wooden, the wooden joint. You know what I'm saying? Not a brush like that women use. And my wife got the wooden brushes, but them shit too fucking hard. I need soft bristles. I told my wife order me a soft bristle brush the other day. Is she going to look at me and say, you just happy you got some fucking hair on your head? I need to see it, dude. Just take your fucking hoodie off, man. You're sharling me to God, bro. No, bro. Most dangerous morning show in the world. No, not ready to do it. Live life dangerously right now. Take that hood off, okay? Expose it. No, because I don't want it. I don't want it to herpes me on the internet, bro. What you mean? You think that they're going to make fun of you on the internet? It'll be that meme that lives forever. You can never get away from it. You know what I'm saying? You give them one little shot thinking it's just us. You know what I'm saying? And our brilliant idiots try. And next thing you know, 10 years from now, I'm still on the internet looking like that. I don't want to do that. I need to. How does it look though? It looks like Kevin Durant with no fucking hair. It looks like Kevin Durant receding like a motherfucker. Don't give me a person. Give me an object. Like, does it look like someone dipped your head in sprinkles? You ever seen a worn tennis ball? You ever see like, you ever like walk through a tennis court? Like if you walk through a tennis court, like you know how you see like pieces of gum just chewed up in corners and shit? Like walk through a tennis court. You'll see an old tennis ball somewhere on that fucking court. That's how my shit looks. It's patchy. It's not patchy. It's just worn. It's worn. It looks worn. I got to see a little bit, dude. Just show a little bit, bro. Come on. It's just a little bit. Just show a little bit. Let's see. Let's see. Here it is. Hold on. I'm looking on the big TV. Okay. You got the side. I mean, I think you got hair, bro. Let's just see it. I didn't say I didn't say I didn't have hair. I'm just saying it looks like Kevin Durant. I got Corona curls. I got Corona curls. I got Corona curls. Look. Come on. Maybe it's actually better than you realize. Maybe you have body dysmorphia. You know those girls that they think that they're fat but they're really skinny? Maybe you actually have a full head of hair. Whatever works for Lizzo is not going to work for me, buddy. You're not going to gas me up. Bro. Listen. No. Charlemagne. I just took a look. I think you're 100% that bitch, bro. I think you really... Listen. I think you 100% that bitch, bro. You might have a full head of hair and you don't know about it. You know what? No. I was getting those PRP treatments from Dr. Natasha Sandy. But see, the thing was I would never let my hair grow to actually see if it was working. And now it's growing. I'm not going to lie. I had a couple bald spots right here and I'm shitting. I think you got to show us just for a fraction of a second just so we could see the growth, man. So we could be on this journey with you because I remember you being completely bald. Now the hair is starting to grow in, right? Everything's starting to fill in. The high tide is coming. The return, the resurrection, if you will. We're coming up on Easter. The resurrection of Charlemagne, the guy's hairline. I got you on Easter. Post Corona. I got you on Easter. Say what? The week of Easter, I'm going to show you the curl. Oh, shit. The man knows how to make two weeks of content. That's what I'm talking about. He's a professional. The week of Easter. The week of Easter, my hairline shall rise. Really? Yes. All right. But no barber, no barber, nothing. No barber, no barber. We'll give it to you just like this, baby. Fresh out the grave. Fresh out the grave after seven days, all right? I'm going to give it to you, baby. Bring back that thriller. How long was Jesus in the grave? I forgot. Three days. Three days. Three days. So fresh after three days. Why three? These are the questions I have. Why three? I mean, if God could have risen them right away. Yeah, you got to build a little anticipation. You think? You got to build a little anticipation. Come on. That's a big deal. Resurrection of Christ. Come on. I'm not going to pop back up the next day. You want to appreciate it. So you're saying God wasn't into like binging. Nah. He wanted you to wait a little for next episode. Appointment viewing, baby. He's like, y'all going to come every Sunday and I'm going to surprise you with a midweek drop. God is good at that, bros. The same thing with Noah. Like, nah, you're not just going to build this ark of me. I'm going to let you build this ark from scratch. We're going to get the real buildup. So when you shit on these people, you're going to appreciate it. God don't give you what you want. He gives you what you need. He gives you what you need. And what we need is that validation of shitting on people sometime. God damn it. And that's what Jesus did too, because Jesus told you I was coming back. He's not told you. I told you that my God is a mighty, mighty God. Oh, you don't believe? Okay, watch this. And that's what they did. They killed Jesus and Jesus had to show him. Told you I wasn't playing. Now you got to watch your back forever. Imagine that. Imagine you kill me. And I tell you that my father is God. And when you kill me, I'm coming back for that ass, right? And then you do kill me. Then I return after three days. Don't even seek revenge. Now you got to watch your back forever. Do you think that there were a few people that were looking at Jesus after he came back and they were like, well, if your if your dad's God, like he couldn't fill in your hands. Whoa. Do you think that there was a little skepticism? Okay. All right. I want to salute everybody. Was that too crazy? I want to I want to salute the positively brilliant people who have been using their power. Okay, go to fight this fight this week. Okay. Jay-Z and Rihanna, they combined and gave $2 million for coronavirus relief. Huh? I said it's amazing. Yeah, salute to them. Salute to Questlove. He's giving money to this food bank. The food bank is COVID-19, NYC Hub. Okay. I donated some money to them because that's another thing I was sitting around doing, right? I was like, you know, a lot of times when we think about being productive, we think about us. Yes. What can I be doing to be productive? My mind always says, how can I be a blessing to other people? Yes. To me, that's a part of being productive as well. You know what I'm saying? So that's why everything that I'm doing in my life, moving forward or even everything that I have going now is helping to empower other people. But when I was sitting around the other day, I was like, you know what? Let me look into some of these charities and see who I can throw a little change to. Yeah. Let's share with the people. What are you thinking? What is- Yesterday, literally yesterday, and I should have did this a couple of weeks ago, but I forgot about it. But when we had Andrew Yang on, he was talking about his program, the Moving Forward with Humanity, I believe is called. Yeah. That's what it's called. Moving forward with humanity. And they're a coronavirus relief fund, and they actually give money to businesses that are shutting down, people that need it. So I donated five grand to them. And the only reason I'm saying the number is because I actually set it on the air with Andrew Yang. So I did that yesterday. And I donated money to the Quest Loves Food Bake Organization yesterday as well. Right. Because Quest Loves Organization is providing, I don't know if that's his organization, but the company he's promoting is providing lunch for kids that aren't in school. And that's really one of their only meals of the day. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it's great. I think it's great to find the right thing to important to help. There's a company that I was talking to a couple guys that I wanted to kind of support what they're doing. And they're basically, the hashtag is in my scrubs. They have a GoFundMe account as well. You can find it in my scrubs as well. And what they've basically done is, when I was talking to that doctor, a lot of the hospitals are taking on more staff. Right. And some of the hospitals just aren't feeding them appropriately. They don't have the ability to feed them appropriately. Some of these hospitals aren't paying the overtime that these workers deserve. And we thought it was really important. Well, this company thought it was really important. They asked me if I could talk about it on different podcasts, etc. And to make sure that like these health workers are getting good meals and they're eating as they're doing this is one thing that they shouldn't have to suffer through. So what they did is they partnered with like local delivery service options. Like right now they're doing a thing with DoorDash. But currently they're doing something with something serve green serve. I'll get the exact one. But basically the idea is you work with local restaurants that are struggling, you get them, you raise money, we get them all the proceeds or all the money, everything comes in goes into these local restaurants, buys meals and they're delivered to these local hospitals. They're helping people and it started in New York and New Jersey and they want to branch out to San Francisco, possibly other cities in the country and maybe other countries as well. But the whole idea is like make sure you can get them food and not only them, they're looking at ways that they can get the families of the health care workers food as well because as these health care workers are at their job 12, 14 hours a day, right? There's nobody for them to maybe feed their family. They can't go grocery shopping. They're things that create tons of difficulty at home. So we're trying to use that a little bit. So you can check that out, man. Again, the hashtag is in my scrubs and you can donate money there and these are legit guys, man, and they're trying to do whatever they can to help out and they're like, the worst is yet to come. It's going to get bad the next couple of weeks because I think middle America, it's about to hit. Yeah, it's going to hit them red stage, man. I don't know that I was talking to Chris about that this week. I don't know what, yeah, slew to that website and go to COVID. I'm going to give the website for Quest Loves joining too. It's COVID-19 Food Hub NYC and Andrew Yang is moving forward with humanity.com. But now I absolutely agree with you. I do think it's going to get worse. The only reason I don't think it's going to hit the rural area is crazy is because people are so spread out there. Right. It's not so dense like a New York city. You know what I'm saying? Even when they talk about the spread in Louisiana, yo, we forget Mardi Gras was in Louisiana. You know what I'm saying? So Mardi Gras was from like, I think January 6th to February 25th. And I saw him giving the mayor a lot of shit saying that she should have canceled it. I think it's the mayor of New Orleans. And she was like, how would I know to cancel it? And that's the truth. Back then, January, January 6th, I was still on vacation on January 6th. I didn't get back in the state until January 9th. You understand what I'm saying? So if you was in New Orleans and you was at Mardi Gras from January 6th to February 25th, you was living your life like it was golden. You know what I'm saying? You didn't think that it was a goddamn invisible enemy out there fucking us up. Yeah. So I don't know if it'll necessarily run through rural areas the way it's doing a place like New York. Yeah, it'd be difficult because yeah, there's less social interaction. There is less social interaction, but I think Wyoming got one case. Yeah, but I went to Wyoming. I don't know New York now. Like there's just no, it's hard to see people. That's why everybody's so friendly when they see someone else because they're like, finally, you know, you were isolated out there. And in any situation where you're isolated, it's going to be hard for shit to transfer. It's tricky, man. It's, it's tricky. What do you think? Have you given any thought to, and maybe this is our deep dive, have you given any thought to life after Corona, how this is going to change things, how this is going to change the way we interact, the way we live? Like what are the, the greater repercussions of this beyond what we're experiencing now? Taylor hit the fucking drop. This is the deep dive. Yeah. Yes. This is all I've been given thought to. Life is not going back to normal because I believe shows that normal was an illusion. I don't believe normal. I don't believe, I don't believe what people call America. What people say is normal in America. I don't think America was ever normal because right. And Van was saying this and it made a lot of sense. Yo, they talk about how strong the economy was, but it took two weeks to bring the American economy to his knees. Right. We always knew that the healthcare system was shitty, but a lot of times we think about the healthcare system being shitty in regards to people not having healthcare. But no, America's actual healthcare system is fucked up. It's not built for a pandemic. It's not built for something devastating to happen on a large scale. Like right now America got his pants all the way down. What if a fucking terrorist attack happens right now? What if it's a major earthquake in California? You know what I'm saying? What if it's just some crazy natural disaster that none of us can stop? What if that happens right fucking now? Bro, America would be, we already on his knees. That's like a gunshot to the head. So I don't think that we can, I think moving forward after this, we can never go back to what we think is normal because normal doesn't work for everybody. You know what I'm saying? Like there's too much of a gap between the haves and the have nots. And then even when it comes to the haves, it's this illusion of the healthcare system, right? Because you could be the richest person in the world if the hospitals are full, the hospitals are full, baby. You know what I'm saying? You could be the richest person in the world if the doctors are stretched thin, the doctors are stretched thin. Even if you got the money for the surgery, if you can't pay to get it, whatever that surgery may be, what does it matter? So it's just like, I just don't see how we ever go back to the way things were after this. Yeah, things always change. You know, I think that you're going to see things always change. I agree with Van and that like things weren't normal. Like we were living in luxury. We're living a weird experience that was, you know, we just got comfortable with, we got entitled to it. And I think this is like a, this is a slap in the face of reality, which is like, this is the real world shit happens in the real world. The real world isn't, you can just start a business and then we'll work out. The real world isn't like, and you know, not to knock envy, but like the real world isn't, hey, life is so good, you just buy a house and then you flip it. And if you can't pay for it, you pay for it. Like that's not the real world, right? Like the real world isn't guaranteeing that the economy is so good that you cannot fail. That's not the real world. The real world is every once in a while, an attack happens every once in a while, there's a pandemic, there's disease, that's the real world, right? And I think that people start operating a little differently afterwards. I think that we have to, I think you got to save money. Like there are so many people that for the first time in their entire life, right now, they're going, shit, I can't live week to week. This could happen again. Bro, let me tell you something. I think God, I don't have no vices, bro. I think God that I've never been the guy that would go out there and fucking Lisa, fucking Phantom. I think God that I'm not the guy that owes a fucking jeweler. I think God that I don't care about designer taste and all that shit. Best thing that ever happened to me was I got money at a much older age, right? You know what I'm saying? Like I, and plus I never had those expensive tastes anyway. That's not my style. I never got down like that. So people laughing me. I've always been the type of person. I like to see my, I like my money. Like I like my erections. I like to just see them grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow. Right? So it's like, even when I was a kid and I used to be stacking money, I would just want to see that not get bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger. And that's how I think my, I look at my bank account. I just like to see them zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. My motherfuckers talk about saving for a rainy day. Yeah. Shit. I'm the motherfucker that saves for a goddamn rainy day nigga. I know the I know the arc is going to be needed at some point. For real, man. It is, it is, it's a tricky thing. It's a very tricky thing because people, I guess just assumed nothing bad could happen. Do you think that's what it was? American arrogance, bro. We are so fucking arrogant. We so fucking arrogant. We so spoiled. We look at what happened in third world countries. We even say that shit. Think about it. We would go certain places and be like, what is this? A fucking third world country? You know what I mean? Like you would say that about certain places in America. That's how spoiled we fucking are. We see the hood. We see the ghetto. I've heard people say that they see the hood. They see the ghetto. They're like, these people are living like they in third world countries. No, we're living like we're in fucking America. Yeah. That's how it is for a majority of Americans. You know what's funny? Once there's a global pandemic, right? All of a sudden the pull yourself up by your bootstraps mentality goes out the window. You know, is that like all these like right wing conservative, like libertarian guys, like all these guys who are like, hey, man, you just got to pull yourself up by the bootstrap. Oh, then we're like, government, where are our masks? Government, where is our check? Government, give us the vaccine. It's like, why don't you pull that vaccine up by the bootstrap? Why don't you pull some masks up by the bootstrap? Right? That's right. It's the second you struggle. You won't help, but you can't look at something. When you have tons of money, when you have tons of shit, you can't look at people who needs it. Most people can't look at people who need things and go, man, maybe they need my help. Yes. Right? It's like, we want to live this weird life where we've accomplished everything ourselves. It's so hard for people to share their accomplishments. Right? The whole pull yourself up by your bootstrap mentality is kind of bullshit. I like the way of living like that because I think you get the most out of yourself, but it's bullshit to go that you got here all by yourself. I like the idea of it, right? The idea of it is basically saying- It inspires behavior. It inspires activity, but anybody successful, if they're being honest with their self, had a lot of help on the way. Now, don't get me wrong. Initially, you do have to quote unquote pull yourself by the bootstraps, but once you do that, it's the same thing like Chris Rock used to talk about. If you're on the side of the road sitting in your car and the car's broken down, people keep passing you by, but when you get out and you start pushing the car, then people come to help. It's the same mentality. If I pull myself by the bootstraps and I get the work, somebody eventually is going to come along and help me with this work. Yeah. But in that situation, nobody goes, well, how the fuck you even get a car? That's very cool. Did your uncle let you get the car? Did your parents help you with it? People always going to help you along the way. So it's just a very selfish and arrogant mentality to have that you got all your success by yourself. Nobody fucking helped you. So you look at other people like, hey, why can't you do the thing I did? It's like, yeah, I did certain things quote unquote by myself in my career, but my parents have always been supportive of me. My friends have been supportive of me. I hired incredibly talented people who helped like, you know, I do a podcast with a guy with incredible reach that gave me the ability to put my hand forward. One key point to all everything you're saying, Andrew, is perfectly true. You're missing one key point though. You at some point in your life decided to apply all that shit your parents had taught you, all that shit those mentors had taught you and said, you know what? I know what I want to do. I'm going to go do it. And you actively pursued it. Yes, which was, which was stand up. I think when it comes to that initial, you can have all the mentors in the world, you can have parents, everybody tell you what to do, how to do it. But you eventually got to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and at least start. And then once you start, people will come along, see what you're doing and help you the rest of the way. You're right. You're right. You have to start it. You have to start it, but other people will help. Absolutely. Other people will help. And you don't even have to ask them most of the time. So I guess Chris's analogy is the best in that way, because if you are starting and you are doing good work, other people help you, but people are going to fucking help you, man. And I'm tired of these people acting like nobody helped them. People invested in your fucking company, all these bootstraps guys, people gave you money, people gave you opportunity, people gave you their platforms. Like the fuck I think we as Americans, we will definitely Americans, not even about to say humans, but no, the problem is we as Americans expect certain entities to help us because that's what they promise us in the Constitution. You know what I'm saying? Like government is supposed to be there for the less fortunate. Government is supposed to be there for the poor and disenfranchised. Government is supposed to give you a hand up, give you a helping hand. I don't think it ever was in the initiation of the country. They promise us that. What they promise them? I think they just promise basic liberties. They're like, hey, you got the right to be free and then do whatever the fuck you want to do. You're speaking from a real place of privilege, right? And I'm not even talking about race. I'm talking about just because of, you know, your financial status, certain civil liberties that are allowed to you aren't allowed to somebody else. I'm talking about basic needs, basic necessities. Think about you got, yo, bro, we got homeless people in America. We got people in America who don't eat. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Who can't get clean water. Yeah. I'm talking about them. Those are the bare minimum basic necessities. You know what that is, bro? That's the cost of extremes. It's like anything, if you have an extreme of one thing, you have the extreme of the other, right? Like you ever watched The Matrix, like there's no Neo without Agent Smith, right? The more powerful Neo got, the more powerful Agent Smith got. That whole ying and yang thing is true, right? So it's like, that's what America is. We take the cost of extreme wealth and extreme success as extreme poverty. Because we got some extreme poverty here too. We got a lot of homeless motherfuckers, you know? And I know it's American poverty and people will be like, well, you don't know poverty in India. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. I get that. Go to Skid Row in LA. They're living a day, but they got tents at least. Yeah, they got, you're right. They got tents at least. Think about that. They got tents at least. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, I'm saying all that to say that tent to somebody is a mansion, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You take that tent to some other country that they would love to have that tent. Yeah. To protect them from the elements. Yo, what kind of things do you think change? Like, what do you think the way that we, and oh, by the way, we do have an ad. We do have an ad that we have to read. But do you think that, do you think that things change in a way that we interact with each other? Like, right now, when I've seen people, right? Like socializing. My girl and I were running today. As we're running, this guy and his girl were walking down the street. As we run by, this guy shields his girl from me and my girl, as if we're carrying the corona. And I get it, because he doesn't want his girl to get corona or he doesn't want to get it. But it's a weird way to socially interact with people. And it creates an isolated culture. Right? Imagine me jogging as a black man in a hoodie. Yo, the crazy part, true story. Jogging hoodie on. If I see a white woman in front of me jogging, I'm either going, I don't, I can't speed up to pass her. Yeah. Because that might scare the fuck out of her. You know what I'm saying? So I either got to stay, I got a social distance. I'm talking about way before corona. I got a social distance way far back. Yeah. Or just go the other way. You know what you got to do? You got to start yelling help before she can. So as you're coming up behind her, you're going to be like, help. And then she turns around like, what's going on? You're like, help, help. You pass her and then you're good. But you got to confuse her before she can yell help. You'd be like, help, help. What's that meat eaters? I'm sure she's vegan because she's a white woman. So all this vegan shit about to go out the window, bro. Say again. He wouldn't need protein right now. All this, all the woke shit is quiet. You ever noticed that now woke shit is real quiet. Like women got no problem being at home cooking. Women got no problem talking about the man that they love and appreciate. All the work is gone, huh? You know, I'm happy everybody's quiet because we should be at a time like this. You talk about what's going to change after this. Right now is not a time for anybody to be heard. And what I mean by that is this. Yeah. I have leaned into the uncertainty of it all. I've submitted my will to God like I always do. To me, this is something that's bigger than man. This is bigger than government. This is a higher power operating like, like, like we can't even imagine, right? Right. So I forgot what the fuck I was going to say. That people don't care. Like people need to not speak. People need to be silent. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right. So we're always getting on our knees. God, God, God, God said cut that shit out, bro. Stop using my name for your bullshit. But no, we're always getting on our knees, praying to God, asking for God to hear us, hear us, hear us. Right. So imagine everybody on their knees right now praying, telling God all the bad things that are happening. Oh, I lost my job. And this and that and this and that, bro, God knows. God, God is God is omnipresent, bro. He's omnipresent. What's the word? I don't know. Optimist prime, bro. Yeah, he's omnivore. What's the word, man? No, the fucking word. Omnipresent. But it's another word. Omnipotent. Huh? Omnipotent. You're impotent. What did you just say? What did you say shows? Omnipotent. I don't. Yes, that word. Basically, he's all knowing. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So he knows, he knows what the problems are already. Yeah. He knows you lost your job, bro. He's saying about you. This is about you listening. Yo, that's true. God never heard a single prayer and was like, word. He knows that you ain't surprising him. Word. There was a earthquake today. Holy shit. For real. I gotta address that earthquake, bro. It's just coronavirus. Really? Oh, I don't know. God is like, I don't have seen it. So why are we praying if he knows already? That shit is so dumb. God, yo, listen, God sitting there like, let me tell you something. Not only do I, do I have CNN, MSNBC and Fox News, I know what those people gonna say before they get on there. See it. This is all written, baby. I wrote it. You're gonna insult me. You're gonna get on your knees and pray to me and tell me what's going on. Like, I ain't in the know. Now, think about it. Andrew, think about it. As you get older, when these motherfuckers is telling you some shit that you don't know, you get a little insulted, don't you? Like, nigga, I'm hip. I know what's hot in these motherfucking streets. I know what's going on. Don't insult me like that. I know it's a little baby and the baby. All right. Imagine how God feels when you're telling him things that he already knows. God wants you to know. So we want you to shut the fuck up and listen. Wow, we're treating him like he fell off. Word up. You treat like he's wearing baggy jeans. You got his hat like this. Like, come on, God should change out here, dog. Treating God like he fell off. You treating God like he not the hottest in the goddamn streets. You treating God like he not the goat. You treating God like he don't know when he's the architect of all this shit. Don't insult him like that. Bro, it's literally like going into a restaurant or going into a fly place and talking to the owner of the place like he's the help. The owner be like, yeah, I know what this is. I bought it. I built it. This is mine. God wants you to listen right now. I'm not gonna lie. I would still look at the owner like, all right, that's cool. But can I get some chicken tenders or something? Like, how are we going to figure this out? It's cool. You own it, bro. You got it. You really got to know who you're talking to. Like, I remember I was on, we was, uh, this was last fall. We was at the University of South Carolina football game. I forgot who they were playing. Maybe it was Clemson. I don't remember who they were. Yeah, it was Clemson. And as we were going down the elevator, a security guard, um, when we stopped at this floor, the security guard was trying to get, make us come off. Right. To let like a coach or something ride. Right. This white woman, the elevator starts going off on him. Like, we not going no fucking way, yada, yada, yada, this and that. She never hit him with the, do you know who I am? Right. She just let him know. I'm not going no fucking way. You tell coach such and such that this is whatever her name was, right? Yeah. Close the guy. They told him, close the door. They closed the door. Come to find out that woman was some woman who donates like mad money to the school. It's like a building named after her family or some shit like that. I'm talking about hundreds of millions of dollars. So she wasn't trying to hear it, but that guy didn't know who he was talking to. That's how we treat God, bro. Yeah. You got to know the fuck you talking to. So are you saying that we shouldn't even pray? No, we should pray, but we should pray for understanding. We should pray and we should pray God. We should say God. We should say God, whatever it is you're trying to tell us in this present moment. Let me have the clarity to understand it. Yes. Let me have the, let me receive what it is you're trying to tell me. That's great. It's so, it's so many of us sitting around right now trying to tell God what it is we want him to hear that we're not keeping our ears opening enough, open enough to listen to what it is he wants us to fucking hear. That's great. Pray for understanding because if you pray for something, God's like, I know you want that, but if you pray for understanding, then maybe he can help you figure out why these things are happening. That is if you believe and subscribe to God. I say it all the time. You know, you can have a good plan, but it may not be God's plan for you. So, bro, you might be, you might be, you might be undervaluing yourself, meaning that you might be praying for something that's down here where what God really has for you is all the way up here. Don't bid against yourself. So you're not, you're not praying high enough. You don't know. I'm just saying, don't bid against yourself, King. Don't bid against yourself that whatever you, whatever it is you praying for, God is like, trust me, I know what I'm doing. I got this. I was looking at Bishop T.D. Jakes, right? Cause I love Bishop T.D. Jakes and I love to go to my spiritual advisers when stuff like this happens. This is how you know things are back. Cause I saw Donald Trump talking about Franklin Graham yesterday, Billy Graham's son. And he was like, I was on the phone with Franklin Graham for mad long. Okay. So, and he said something about Jesus. So Trump, so Trump really is feeling it right now, but Bishop T.D. Jakes said, this is a great time to pray, plan and prepare. Whatever is on the other side of this required complete global disruption. Many people are just waiting for normal to return, but disruptions come to liberate you from what was and to prepare you for what's next. There will be bankruptcies and billionaires born out of this experience. There will be bitter divorces and couples who fall back in love resulting in stronger marriages that date back to these days. There will be churches that close down and circus to the hardships this brings and others that initiate massive revival with innovative ideas because Corona came to town. There will be leaders who win the hearts of their people by fighting for their best interests and there will be others whose cowardice or narcissism will destroy the equilibrium of your organization. And he says, a warm hand will reach out to the family or a bitter tongue will destroy it both for a tribute to the virus. Which one will you be? Give that some thought as you look out the fence at a world shaking in unprecedented ways. That's Bishop TD Jakes. And I totally agree with him, man. I totally agree with him. You got to lean into the uncertainty of this whole situation. I mean, that's all you got. And that's really all you got. This is totally out of your control. 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It's not like human beings are this like horrible disease that is on planet earth just destroying it. I mean, some of us are. No, we are. I would say the majority of human beings aren't destroying the earth. I would say the majority of human beings are just pretty poor trying to survive. And then there's a select small group of human beings that are doing mostly the destroying. That's what I, that's what I assume. I mean, it goes back to what we were talking about last week, man. We're all, we're the parasites to the earth in a lot of ways because we don't care about anybody else. We take fucking imminent, imminent domain over whatever it is. We, we fucking, wherever we plant our flag is where we plant our fucking flag. It's kind of dope. We don't care what was there before. We don't even give a fuck about what's going to be there after. We just knocked out these motherfucking trees, you know what I'm saying? And then you wonder why Diz is running off through your backyard. Motherfucker, cause they were here first. Simple as that. It's worth it. I think the earth is replenishing itself. That's right. We really don't give a fuck about animals, man. Are you thinking those woods that get knocked down to make these houses and shit, shit wasn't living there? Nah, shit was living there. We just do not give a flying fuck about it. Not a flying fuck. Think about it, man. This earth used to be, the earth used to be so different that it had Sasquatch at one point, bro. It didn't have Sasquatch. Now there you go. It was a fucking 10 foot goddamn primate living in the woods. Because America used to be a much different place. Then where are the skeletons for it? Why do we have skeletons of fucking dinosaurs? We don't have any Sasquatch skeletons? I don't know, bro. Maybe something fed off to maybe, I mean, listen, maybe something fed off to Sasquatch bones. Maybe Sasquatch bones are tastiest fuck. That's possible. Maybe. Maybe once them shit, maybe people wait on them shit to die. Cause that meat is tasty as a motherfucker. So them animals be in there dining. Let me ask you a question. People haven't fucked for like a month, right? Do you think once this quarantine is over, the dating sites explode and people want to like get with each other, start fucking this other? Or do you think that all the independent women realize how lonely they've been during the quarantine? They're like, fuck it. I need a man. Forget this whole life. You know, forget this. I need to, you know, sew my wild oats. I need to be back out there, coupled up, buddied up cause shit might happen like this. I think it's a little bit of both. I bet you the dating sites are booming now. I haven't done any research to it, but I bet you the dating sites are booming now cause motherfuckers is at home lonely. So I bet you DMs is up like a motherfucker. Yeah. And more importantly, I bet you DM replies are up like a motherfucker. Oh yeah. Stop acting like you're in shit. You got nothing to do. Then women don't have nothing to do and they shooting their shots back. But I bet you those dating sites are popping right motherfucking now. What do you think happens? And this virtual shit, this might be the new shit, bro. I hope not. Cause I like interaction. I like human interaction, but this virtual shit like this, this might be really the new shit. I mean, it's been the shit already, but I'm talking about like this might be it. People might be satisfied with this level of communication. I hope not, man. I hope not either. I think we're community based animals. We need to see each other. We need to like sing a song together. We just need to laugh together. We need to be around each other, man. That's why motherfuckers are risking it all to go to church. They just need to connect. We need to connect. Yeah. I said that. I mean, I said that, right? I'm like, my biggest fear about this whole shit is that we come out more distance from each other than ever before. Meaning like even after they say, okay, it's cool to hit the streets. We still not shaking hands. We still staying six feet away from each other. We still not hugging. We still not going to large group settings. Instead now being that we have the options like, yo, let's go on zoom and do this meeting or let's go do that. You know what I mean? Like I just hope that this doesn't pull us farther apart because we already were far apart. When do we shake hands again? You said what? When do we shake hands again? Six months? Three months? 2022. Fuck out of here, bro. Safely 2022, bro. Fuck out of here. So 2022. You think we're not going to start daping each other up until 2022? I'm a hugger, bro. I'm a hugger. Say again? I'm a hugger anyway. I've never been into the handshake. Handshake is too risky, bro. When have you been hugging people? I'm a hugger. I hug all the time. Bro, if you were a hugger, those guys would have definitely connected on that, can I get a drop? Why? Because you would have been in for the hug and then they would have called you. Nah, he came up from behind me. He came up from behind me. He won that prom pick. See that hug from behind is a little different, bro. By the way, that's another thing that we need to motherfucking talk about, right? When it comes to social distancing, for people who got anxiety and that's already paranoid, bro, I've been practicing social distancing. So in this time that we're in right now, don't be walking up on me. My wife made me risk my life to go to the grocery store on Sunday and I went to the motherfucking grocery store and it was still people in there who wanted to take pictures. All white people, by the way, let the record show. White people don't give a fuck, right? About Corona? So I'm telling them to take, I'm telling them, okay, six feet away. So it's probably a couple of pictures floating around where I look like I'm photo bombing somebody. But I'm not. Okay, that's just how I told them to take the picture. Got her so loved to this woman named Veronica. I'm not sure how old Veronica was. She looked kind of younger, but she came to me respectfully. She stayed in front of the grocery cart and she said that she really appreciates me and appreciates everything I stand for. And she stands for what I stand for. On a normal day, I would have shaken her hand and asked her what exactly it is she thinks I stand for. Because I would love to know what Veronica says she stands for as well that I stand for. So I would just like to know that on a regular day. I would have had that conversation. But it's very awkward, bro, when you're dealing with anxiety and you're at a time like this and you're in the grocery store and you're already thinking about all the worst that can happen and then all of these people want to come talk to you. But Veronica, if you're listening, I don't know if you listen to the podcast or the Breakfast Club, I appreciate you for appreciating me. Now, do you want to get into some shit people? Shit you won't care about next week? Yeah. Actually, I have a thought on shit and I probably won't care about it next week, but I do have a thought. Okay. Where do you want to start then? Because I was going to start with Drake sharing the first photos of his son Adonis on Instagram over the weekend. That kid is violently white. But listen, here's the thing. I don't have an opinion on that kid. Well, you shouldn't. He's a kid. I think it's weird as fuck to watch all of these people. Like, when I woke up, I saw Drake's was trending and Adonis and I forgot his kid's name. I don't know why I thought his name was, I thought the kid's name was Mabed. And then it dawned on me like, oh, yeah, push it, did name the song Adonis or whatever the fuck it was. But it's like, I'm like, how do you have an opinion on somebody's child? Yeah, why do you give a fuck what somebody's child looks like? Like people are doing these deep think pieces. Like when this kid is older, he's not going to be able to say the n-word. I'm like, is that really what's on your fucking mind? Well, you're worried about whether or not this kid can sing his daddy's songs when he gets older. 100%. No, no, that is a reasonable thing to ask. I mean, he can say, yeah, he looks like he should be in that frozen movie. There's no way that he could be able to say the n-word. You think he could say the n-word? Drake can barely say the n-word. No, he definitely can't say the n-word. If Drake was a bad rapper, you guys would be like, yo, chill. But the fact that he's nice, you're like, all right, you've earned the n-word. But listen, I get all that. But my point is, who has time to come? Everyone now. Everyone has time now. We're bored. We need anything. Dude, if this MJ Documentaries doesn't come out, we're going to fucking off ourselves. They literally... You saw them move up the MJ doc? I loved it. Wait, you saw it already? No, no, no, I'm saying I loved it. They moved it up. Oh, thank God. Okay, here's something, maybe I won't care about it next week, but I was talking to Mark, my boy Mark, a comedian who works with us, and we were talking about porn. And I went to look at this girl who's a porn star, right? And I'm scrolling through porn. I haven't looked at porn. Good segue, because Drake's baby mom was a porn star. There we go. I haven't looked at porn for probably fucking years, okay? Outside of us watching the old people porn. When is porn going to stop evolving? Because I don't might sound like a fucking old man right now, but it's already getting uncomfortable. Like everything was step-brother. Everything was step-mom. It's just like getting closer and closer and closer to family, right? And like, it wasn't like that when I was a kid. I'm not saying porn wasn't wild when I was a kid. It was wild, but it wasn't as taboo. And things just get more and more taboo as time goes on. Just like basketball evolves, right? Just like when we were growing up, power forwards couldn't shoot threes. Now power forwards shoot threes, right? So it's like, if this is what this generation of kids is watching and thinks is normal, what the fuck will my kids be watching and think are normal? Nah, I think you dig it too deep, brother. Porn plays into your wildest fantasies. I've never fantasized about fucking my step-mom or my step-sister. You've never had a hot step-mom or step-sister? Even if I did, bro. Because if you just never had a hot... No, that's not true. If you think about it, imagine you were born into... Imagine you were married into a family like the Brady Bunch. Or imagine you were married into the Kardashians. You know what I'm saying? And now all of a sudden you got these hot step-sisters, a sister-in-law, whatever the fuck you call them. All right, shows. You've been fantasizing about Kylie for a long time. I'm over it, by the way. Oh, you're over it? Yeah. So who do you think is hot right now? My girlfriend. Okay. Well, imagine your girlfriend was your fucking step-sister. Imagine at your age right now, Gray gets married. I don't know how the fuck that would work. Something, I don't know what the fuck... How would that work? I don't know how you get a step-sister. Your parents remarry. Okay. So at this age, your parents remarry hypothetically. Your sister, your step-sister is the girl that you think is the hottest girl in the world right now, your girl. So your step-sister is no blood involved, no nothing. You didn't grow up with her, nothing. I understand why it's not immoral. I do understand that. I'm not debating whether or not you can fuck your step-sister. Yes, I know you can fuck her, and that is what it is. What I am debating is how we... porn plays into the taboo, right? It plays into what is wrong. It plays into what you shouldn't do, right? It's like, naturally when you look at a girl, you're not like, I want five guys to come on her. You don't think that naturally, right? But eventually, one guy comes on a girl and you're like, I guess that's not enough. I've been desensitized to one guy. Let's add two. Let's add three. Let's add 500. Like when does it stop? I'm really curious. When does porn stop, bro? I think it's weird if you saw... If I saw a real mom fucking a son, I'd be like, okay, y'all going too far. Son, they got pregnancy porn. That's not too far, bro. Some girls... Not because some guys fantasize about pregnancy, poom-poom. Pregnancy, poom-poom is really good. I'm not saying it's not good. I'm saying... I got three girls, I know. You want to see a... A fuck... Three girls, I know. You want to see a girl who's pregnant getting fucked by someone who's not the father of the kid? Well, that's just disrespectful. First of all, I would... If I'm the father... If I'm the father of the baby that's in that woman's stomach, somebody getting killed, bro. You coming on my fucking fetus? The fuck is wrong with you? Like, that shit is disrespectful. I think women that do shit like that are disrespectful as fuck. It is disrespectful, but porn is disrespectful. You're not coming on a girl's face out of respect. But once again, that's playing into somebody's fantasies. Say again? Like, that's playing into people's fantasies. Some guys think that shit is sexy to come into a girl's face. Like, all porn does is play on every weird, kinky sexual desire you have ahead. That's why you see a lot of SNM. Exactly. Exactly. But those desires, it takes steps to get there, right? So it's like a culture that's never looked at porn, right? You just show two people making out and dry-humping. They're going to lose their shit. They're going to be like, fuck, that's porn. Amazing. It's on. It's popping, right? But a culture like ours, who's been inundated with porn, right? We've seen every different thing. Now you've got to add tentacles in just to get us off. I haven't seen every different thing. At what point do you stop? I haven't seen every different thing. I just got into OPP. Old People Porn. That's it. I just got into that when Taylor showed us that shit a few weeks ago. And I haven't watched some in a while. But when I went down that old gray rabbit hole, I went down that old gray rabbit hole, god damn it. Yeah. Because I've never seen that shit. I was like, oh, shit. These old ladies be getting it in. They do get it in. And I'm talking about, oh, I'm talking about 70, 80 years old, wrinkled as fuck, like getting it in. And I was like, that was interesting to me. Is that why you want people to take coronavirus seriously? So all the people that you watch in porn don't die? That's right. I've always liked older women though. I've never, I don't like elderly, wild elderly, older women. But I like, I've always liked older women. Older women. I think older women are beautiful. Like I think like Patty LaBelle is beautiful to me. Stephanie Mills is beautiful to me. Angela Bassett is beautiful to me. Like these are beautiful 60-year-old women, man. Yeah, I think women can be beautiful and you don't want to watch them fuck. Excuse me? I think women can be beautiful and then you don't want to watch them fuck. But I'm just saying, like I don't know why. Hey, listen, to each his own. I'm just saying, you have to recognize at a certain point in time, we're going to run out of things to put our dick in. Right? Like we're going to run out of sexual moves. Like you're putting two dicks in the butt hole. Who the fuck are you? Joe Exotic, bro? You about to fuck a tiger? Yo, maybe, bro. To me, run out of holes. What's wrong with that? There's no such thing as running out of holes. I like the holes that I put my dick in. That's what I'm saying. The less that we're inundate ourselves with these like weird porn things, the more that we'll actually like what we have. It's like what we keep talking about. It's like, if you actually like who you are and you don't need all these other things to make you happy, then you're going to be happy in a time during, you know, global pandemic. You're going to happy when you're quarantined. If you don't need to buy fly shit to be happy, you'll be happy when you don't got shit. Oh, I can see what you said. You and I got a nice nest egg, right? Right? So we are prepared for something like this because we don't buy flashy shit all the fucking time. You never see me with jewelry or chains or nothing like that. I buy, I spend some money on sneakers. That's it. Maybe, you know, this studio I spend some money on. But I save up for a rainy day because I don't know what could happen. Like, but also I don't need the external shit to make me happy. I don't need people going, oh my God, you look so cool in that outfit. Now you're cool to me. I don't need that, right? So what if the same thing applies to porn? What if I, you know, I get what you said. I think porn, I think you can get to the point where it takes too much to get you off. Now we're talking. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't want your brain to go there. Now we're talking. Yeah, but that could, I mean, if you fucking sitting around watching porn all day jacking off every fucking day, it probably does take you a little bit more to get hard. It does. You know what I'm saying? It takes a little bit more than the average bear. It does. Get a nice little woody. Yeah. So then that's the issue. I get what you're saying. I just think that eventually we're gonna have to have a conversation and go, okay, we've done enough porn. Like, that's enough. There's a limit to the porn. You just can't do weirdo shit. Son, it's all weirdo shit now. There's nothing out there that's not weirdo shit. Here's an interesting question. Okay. If you're into barely legal porn, like, you know, they put the fucking banner up, barely legal. They're marketing the people that want it to be illegal. Like by clicking on barely legal, you're basically admitting, hey, I'd rather you be illegal, but this is the legal way to go about things. That's a weird banner. It should just be like, it should just say hot 18 year olds. That's it. Why are you marketing the illegal aspect of it? It's like clicking on that should make you feel weird. Yeah. They should just treat it like the Krispy Kreme light. It should just be like hot and fresh 18 year olds. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Barely legal sounds wild. Son, that's where porn is going. Like now porn has been there for a while, but that's what we're dealing with. If you click on barely legal, you click on like... You're suspicious, bro. 16, 17, yo. Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're suspicious, bro. Barely legal. You're going for barely legal? All right. I get what you're saying. If you want to care about next week, you saw Tiger King. I did, yes. Did you like it? I loved it, man. I'm going to talk to Doc Antle later today on a podcast. You think Joe Exotic or Jeff was fucking one of them Tigers? No, I don't think they were having sex with the Tigers. Really? Yeah. Why? You think that they have sex with the Tigers? Did you see when Kara was rubbing the Tigers balls? Say again? Calm them down. Did you see when... What's her name, Kara? Carol? Carol? The crazy bitch that killed her husband. Did you see when Carol was rubbing the Tigers balls to calm the Tiger down? No, she did that. Yeah, it is a scene when she's rubbing the Tigers balls to calm the Tiger down. I didn't see that at all, but I know that that girl is 100% out of her fucking mind. You don't think it's weird to have that kind of relationship with animals, bro? Yeah, it's very weird to have a relationship with animals. You're missing something inside and you need an animal that's going to love you unconditionally and not judge you for your past transgressions. I don't mind a dog or a cat, but a whole tiger. All animal people are weird, bro. If you are obsessed with animals, you got a little something missing in there, bro. It's... I've never met a person obsessed with animals that I looked at and I was like, yep, they're okay. 100% okay. Nothing wrong with them. You know what else I found disturbing? They said that it's more Tigers in captivity than it is Tigers in the wild. Yes. That's fucked up. Yeah. Like, let the Tigers go, bro. Why are you fucking keeping Tigers captive? Because society used to suck when Tigers were just walking around. Where the fuck have you been when Tigers were just walking around? Son, I haven't, but India was probably way worse when Tigers were just walking around and now that all the Tigers are gone, people are like, oh, bad, I could take a nice little walk. Everybody was sheltered home when the Tigers were around. Those Tigers probably were never bothering no fucking body, but Tigers are probably just like cats. You leave them alone, they leave you alone. Bullshit, cats out of nowhere just slap you in the face. Well, every now and then a tiger might do that, but why are you in a cat's face? Bro, we live in this amazing life where there's like no more animals around because we fucking killed them all, but before that when animals were everywhere, shit sucked. It fucking sucked. Who? Say again? Who? For people. I don't believe that. You don't believe that? Why do we have coronavirus right now? Because Chinese people can't fucking leave animals alone. They got to sell it in every goddamn market. I'll tell you why I don't believe that, because if that was the case, then why do white people go out of their fucking way to be around the animals? Because white people are bored and they need purpose and identity. So they become an animal person or a vegan or one of these other things. They don't have an identity to tap into. They just need something to do. I think Joe, Joe Exotic fucked that tiger, bro. Joe Exotic absolutely had his dick in the Frosted Flakes box. He would only fuck the tiger if it was straight. He would fuck Tony the tiger, just not Tanya. He'd fuck Tony the tiger and he'd be like, that dick is great. Listen, what if you make a cereal called Frosted Fucks with Joe Exotic on the front cover with his dick in Tony the Tiger? I think I can think of another word that you could name that cereal. Man, those Frosted Cigarettes in London are good, aren't they? Those fucking... Those Frosted Cigarettes in London, man. You guys don't call me, bro. Come on, now. That was a laughing cough. That had nothing to do with goddamn Dorona. Oh, you know what I wanted to go back to? I wanted to go back to Drake, right? Yeah. I got a theory about Drake. Talk to me. It's just me talking. Sharla made me cut. I was thinking about him sharing in the first photos of his son, Adonis, and I was like, why? You know what I'm saying? Because I mean, listen, I don't knock anybody who shows their kids on social media. I choose not to do it simply because this world is fucking cruel. You know what I mean? And I know what pisses me off. And that would absolutely piss me off. So I'm not going to ever subject myself to that. But I see Drake doing a lot of little things. He'll put out music videos here and there. Or he's got this dance song that... He leaked to some dancers. Some dancers did a dance to it. I saw academics posted. And I'm thinking that either Drake... And I don't know what his label situation is right now, but I think he's either trying to start like a major bidding war. Because I find it interesting that none of these songs are coming out on Screaming Services. They're coming out on like YouTube. SoundCloud? SoundCloud. Even the record that's the dance record. I don't know where that came from. I heard it was a leak. But I think he's doing that for one or two reasons. Either he's starting a major bidding war for his services with one of these Screaming Services. Whether it's Apple, whether it's Spotify, who knows who it'll be. And Drake will get top dollar from either one of them. Right. Or... I wonder if Drake is questioning his place in the culture. Talk to me about that. I wonder if he feels like his relevancy is slipping. Which is not, by the way. But I'm just saying he's at a place where he's been in this game for 10 years. He's not the young, you know, white hot thing anymore. He's just Drake. He's an entity unto himself, which is great. But I was thinking about when he came out at that Tyler the Creators show, and, you know, they kind of booed him. They did boo him. Three, four years ago, that doesn't happen. I don't think for Drake at any venue. I think at Tyler's it would. Tyler's got such a specific niche fan group that I think that they would. Maybe. It's possible. It's possible. But I just, you know, I just wonder like... They're like, we're going to like what's not cool. Like we're going to make what's not cool cool. And Drake is cool. So they reject whatever is mainstream cool. And that's where they find cool. So if golf is cool, they'll make. Sorry, if golf is not cool, they'll be like, we like golf now. Let's make golf outfits. I wonder if that bothered him in any way, though. I probably wouldn't have bothered him and gotten to his head in any way, shape or form. Because what because what I would tell Drake is, Drake, you're Drake, meaning that you're established. You are. Right now, one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time. Right. Nobody can take that away from you. You're one of the greatest artists of all time. Nobody can take that away from you. You're, you're, you're placing the game, you know, from here on out depends on you. Like at this point to me, Drake is just playing for legacy. Right. Yeah. But he's doing things that I wonder if he is, I don't know, questioning his, his place in the game. Because it seems like he's trying to stay in the mix a little bit more than usual. You know, Kendrick Lamar goes away. When Kendrick Lamar goes away, he goes away. Kendrick ain't tripping. Kendrick goes away. And then when he comes back, he changes the climate of everything. Drake has always been the type of artist that likes to be in your face. That's why he always likes to, you know, be on features, always putting out music, whatever, whatever. But it's just little things now. Like even like, you know, jumping on Tory Lane's Instagram Live, you know, leaking the, putting out the, I'm not going to say leaking, putting out the pictures of his son. Like even the rap radar interview at the end of the year, which I thought was cool because it was him putting the cap on the decade. So that made a lot of sense for him to do an interview then, you know, but I don't know. Did you see? No, he put out a couple of videos this year. They haven't really like hit, hit. Yeah. You know, so I just, I just wonder if he is questioning his place in the game at all. Did you see him Photoshop the image of his girl and himself? What do you mean? So there's an image that he put out of him, his kid and the baby mama, right? Yeah. And there's an image she put out of all three of them. Now she changed their hair color. She made him have blonde hair and her have blonde hair. And the kid obviously has blonde hair, right? Okay. And then he put out the same picture just without the blonde hair. She was doing like a little joke about it, right? But if you look at the images, there's Photoshopping done to Drake's baby mama. Like he makes her tits look bigger and her waist looks slimmer. And he makes himself look more muscular. Really? Yeah. Now I don't know if he approves of every image before it goes out, maybe he's got one of these guys that he sends something to and he makes the image look as good as it possibly can be. But if you compare the images side by side, someone's Photoshopping. Either she's Photoshopping it. I didn't pay that no attention. Say again? I didn't pay that no attention. No, it was brought up. We were talking about on Flagrant, on Flagrant 2. Okay. And we were just comparing him. It's like, what a weird thing, right? Like why Photoshop muscles onto yourself? Like I understand when girls do that filtership, but like to make yourself look more swollen, a sweatshirt, that's weird. I promise you, I didn't even notice. Because to be honest with you, I just scrolled past the picture because I just didn't care. You know what I mean? I was almost like, I actually said to myself, I said, damn, why would he open himself up to this? You know what I'm saying? Oh, so you think he's using it as like he's monetizing it? Well, he could be getting in front of the head of something. Somebody else might have had the pictures and you know, to avoid somebody else selling them to some tabloid or something, he might have done that. Who knows? Yeah. You know, I just want to tell Drake, like yo, your position in the game is solidified. Right. You understand what I'm saying? Like you are a legend. You know, you're Drake. Like you're good. All you, you're playing for the legacy at this point. And if I was him, I'd lean more into the TV stuff now. You got euphoria. You got Top Boy. Like it's much bigger than music with Drake at this point. So that's all I want to say. Let's do some asking idiot, man, because I got to get on a fucking conference call. Sounds good. What an asking idiot is that Taylor gang? Taylor, you can walk back in the room. Trevor, don't talk to me like that. I know you lonely and shit, but don't tell me to keep going down. The fuck is wrong with you? Taylor, you know what? I will. Yo, what? You said what? That's disgusting. At a time like this, you do not know who's that man been in contact with. Could you please? Could you please leave that man's house so he can get back to his fucking family, Taylor? Jesus Christ. All right. Asking idiot at JP Fatuni says, what is the one thing a person you would give up if it meant you could never catch Corona? The one thing or person I would give up. You would give up. So I would never catch Corona. I'd give up Chris Morel. God damn. Jesus Christ. I'm keeping my God Christian. Why would you want to give up Chris? I'll just fuck with you, Chris. He probably brought it into the country. You notice that Chris did go on vacation and immediately afterwards, we had a fucking global pandemic. You notice that, right? He knew it was coming. He knew. Ho, ho. He called it like a motherfucker. Took it serious. He did. You know what? Call the fucking government. I think we got tomorrow. We know who to fuck. We know who they just started. Nah, man. I'm not giving up. Like, what do you want me to give up? I'll give up fucking bread. Sure. Something like that. But I'm not giving up any people I love or any people I work with or anything like that. Nah. If we got to get Corona, we got to get Corona. That's how it works. Yeah, I'm pretty cool on it. I'll tell you, I can't think of nothing I would give up. You know what I'm saying? Like, if Corona was like some super fatal disease, if the mortality rate was like through the roof, then would you give up, Chris? That's different. Then would you give up, Chris? At Wavid Dingo, asking an idiot. What'd you say? I didn't hear what you said. What'd you say? What'd you say? Oh, I said, then would you give up, Chris? If the mortality rate was high? Nah, I got some people I'd get rid of before, Chris. Ah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Paige. Sorry, Paige. You got to go. Nah, I keep Paige. Paige, I keep Paige. All right, go. Depends how fatal for Paige, though. Honestly, I love Paige. Wavid Dingo says, how would you spend your stimulus check? Wavid Dingo, I'm going to be honest with you. Charlemagne and I are not getting stimulus checks. Nah, I'm glad you think we are, though. Yeah, that means that we're still being on eye with the people, baby. You know what I'm saying? We better the people out here, bro. Just talk to us. Wavid said he would get really good headphones, so he wouldn't have to hear his girl complaining. That's good. Oh, this is a good one. Um, at Cannondas Ciro, we're doing Ask Anidia says, what is something new that you guys have learned during this quarantine? Oh, um, I learned how to make an old fashioned the drink. Ooh. Yeah, I've been trying to learn new shit. Me and my girl have been doing stuff. And we try to like theme nights around the food. So like, if we're having Italian, we're going to Italy, baby. The wine's got to be Italian. We'll cook up some spaghetti and meatballs, everything through it. You know, we're locked in the house, but we can be outside the house in our experiences. So yeah, we learned how to make an old fashioned. That was pretty cool. Yeah, Kanda, I haven't learned anything yet. I'm still learning, but I promise you when, um, when, when, when God reveals to me what it is, I'm supposed to get out of this situation, I shall share. At rest poser posing egg says, which is a better motivator? Praise our criticism. For me, it's definitely criticism. I need critique. I need people to doubt me. I need people to speak out against me. I need it. I'm going to be honest with you. It's a, it is a motivator like a motherfucker. I am Noah building this goddamn arc. Okay. And when I'm telling people it's raining and they telling me I'm out of my fucking mind, when it starts to rain, when the rain comes, I don't got to say nothing. I just closed the motherfucking arc door and let them fucking drown. So yes, I need criticism. I have performed better with people telling me that I ain't going to be shit, that I'm not going to do shit, that just not going to work, that this ain't work. I perform better with the criticism. Praise to me. It's just cool. And it's weird because I always say that I fall in between what my dad tells me. My dad used to always say, you're never as good as they say you are. You're never as bad as they say you are. And so I kind of subscribe to that. So when it comes to the praise, it's just like, thank you. Because when people say they give you praise, you're not really giving me praise. You're giving all glory to my creator. You know what I'm saying? I just say thank you. But when it comes to criticism, criticism to me is an insult because when you critique me, you're kind of slapping my creator in the face. You're telling my creator that my creator doesn't know what they're doing, that they didn't put me in this position for a reason. Whether it's so-called wins or whether it's so-called loses, it doesn't matter. I'm in that position because my God wanted me to be in that position. So when you insult me or critique that, you insulting my God. That's why I take it so personal. Now me and my God got to prove you wrong and make it rain. I love that. That's beautiful. Yeah, I think I would agree. Adversity introduces a man to himself. So I think you get more out of adversity. Though I think praise is important. And I think, I believe in myself. So I don't need praise, but praise is nice because it confirms that belief. You know? If you're one of those people who believes in them, you know who believes in themselves? Also, crazy people. They believe in themselves. You know, they're homeless people. They believe in themselves. When they hear those fucking voices, they believe in themselves. So it's nice when that belief that you have is also validated. I wouldn't deny that, you know? So yeah, 100%. I think I need a balance of both. What else? I think that's it, man. My man. I got to get on this conference call. You do your thing, bro. Hey, let the people know, man. Y'all be safe out there. Everybody remain healthy. Trust me, we're going to get through this. All our brilliant idiots try, man. This is just another chapter in this book called Life. Always remember what your uncle Shala says. I don't believe in good or bad experiences. I just believe that all of this is part of one long process. And I think that this is a great process that we're going through because I feel like the world is going to be totally different. Once we come out on the other side of this, I really feel like, you know, God is showing us what truly matters in this moment. And really what matters, man, is what has always mattered and what people have always dreamed matters. And that's just having empathy for people. You know what I'm saying? That's just looking out for your fellow man, not thinking you're better than anybody. Like, there is no supremacy. There is no superiority because just like this, God can put everybody in the same fucking arc. 100%. That's it. 100%. So as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace. Peace, y'all. Peace.