 YouTube need a podcast, episode 144. When we talk about Madden, do you like it? Do you love it? When needs to be fixed? All that good, fancy stuff, you know. Cause that's our responsibility, right boys? So let's talk about it. Let's get to it before I even open the potty pod. And YouTube, Twitch, you guys right now, I do this podcast live every Tuesday. You guys can check it out every Tuesday night. So you guys can contribute. My girl is from Germany, and she doesn't say contribute, she says contribute. And it really, honestly, it grinds in my ears when she says contribute. But if you guys wanna tune in and contribute on Tuesdays, make sure you tune in on Tuesdays. We can talk about, yeah, it's, I'm just, the worst part is contribute. And then she says, well, it's contributions. Why isn't it contribute? Cause I'm like, come on, you gotta figure it out. That's why I tell her all the time. But anyway, let's get it boys. This the needed podcast. She does say it, it's contribute. English does blow. English is pretty, pretty terrible. I should report her. It's pretty terrible. But what's up boys? What's our one to 10? Give me a one to 10 on Madden 22. Give me a one to 10. So I need a one to 10. If 10 is the greatest game ever, Final Fantasy seven or zero is Madden 20. What are you, where are you guys going? Where are you guys going? Where are you guys going? Let's see these numbers. So I see a two. I see a lot of sixes and sevens. Okay. Eight five from Juicy the man. Corey with a nine ski. Okay. I see some eights. I see some, I see a lot of six fives. Nothing really that low. My man, I'm too great right here. 15 months. Let's go. Dottie gave out 10 gifted to, that dude was a legend. That dude, that dude was a machine, a machine. This is a 3.5. A zone thing. Now we'll talk about zones. We'll talk about everything. It's a one. I don't have it as a one. I mean, this is how Dottie is a machine. He's a legend. This is kind of where you gotta start, right boys? No. This is where you gotta kind of start. This is where we kind of gotta start, right? Is that, all right, how about this? Let's do this. Let's do this, boys. Give me one positive about Madden 22. Let's do that. Give me one sentence, one positive. If you could say one thing that's positive, don't be funny, because if you're funny, you're getting timed out for the rest of it. No, that ass. Don't be funny. Don't try to be the, it's not Madden 20. Like don't be that person for real, because none of you guys are funny. There's a reason we're not listening to your podcast. You're not fucking funny, okay? Don't try to be funny, you know what I'm saying? Give me something positive for real. The content. What does that mean? Run game is an OP, authentic. That's where I was gonna go. I mean, this is a past heavy Madden. That's for me, that's gotta be on a huge, huge positive checklist. I will tell you right now, I, and I told you this earlier, I don't give a shit about the cards. I don't care about the content. If I had cardboard, goddamn cards to play with, I'd play with those. I don't give a shit. Team of the week is awful. It's terrible. Is it gonna stop me from playing the game? No, I'll be honest. Half the cars, like most of the cars they put out are kind of trash. Two man rushes dead. Two man rushes extra dead, agreed. Our zones ass. Our zones ass, boys. I've almost gotten used to the play-call menu all the way. Asrius, asrius with three moms. My man, young McKell in the building with eight moms. Lurks sitting in here with a tier one. Old tech with five gifted, let's go boys. As we stay afloat above the 5,000 sub mark, do I like the game? I would say, yeah, I mean, no, I would probably say I like the game. I will tell you, I have never gotten more practice at running the clock out and scoring at the end of the game, going for two or something like that. I have never gotten more practice at that. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but as I put a YouTube video out every single day, 30 bird, I agree with that. If I'm in cover three and I have a hook curl, I don't want him running around all over the place. I don't want that to happen. I want him to stay in his damn spot. But part of that, if you put your zone drops on, even though my thought was if I have one zone drop match wouldn't work, but if I got a zone drop all three, it's like crazy. Clock management is a huge part of this game. It is, I don't know, man. First of all, I don't think there's been this significant a difference between all Madden and all pro. I probably in the last couple of years, really. And you gotta see, like now we can't be naive here, all right? 99% of people are playing weekend league and they're playing mud head to head and they're playing all pro. We can't be naive. We can't, right? We can't. So part of me is almost like you gotta say, fuck all Madden, like you kind of have to because every tonage and every update is gonna, every update and every tonage is gonna affect both modes. So if you tune the game for all pro to make defense better, then when you going all Madden, that shit's gonna be cracked. It's gonna be stupid. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, where, you know what I'm saying? I think every mode should be all Madden. Of course, I don't know how you have those situations. I don't know why you wouldn't have it on the hardest mode, you know? Or at least the option to play one or the other. Now, for me, like I said, I've told you this a million times that the game is played on all pro because it makes the cards matter more. Makes the thresholds more important. It makes you have to buy that new card. Literally, that's what Rex told us four years ago, whatever it was. That's literally why it's on all pro, 100%. If it's on all Madden, the dudes, everybody plays the same. No money spent could be good. If the long as they're fast enough, you'll be all right, you know? Which, I mean, is that that worst? Is that, you know, I want Minka Fitzpatrick to be better than Jeremy Chin. Like for real, like, I kind of like that Minka is better than Jeremy Chin. That makes sense. So it's a tough balance. So if we do cry, patch, patch, patch, make the zones better, right? That's gonna make all Madden hell in the cell. Cause I would tell you all Madden is pretty good. Not pretty good, but it's pretty solid, you know? I would be cool without a patch for real. Yeah, changing difficulty is terrible on MLB. Shoot, MCS is on all Madden, 100%. Which is honestly a change they've made in the last couple of years. When I won, it was on all pro. Back in the height of MCS, it was on all pro. It was never on all Madden. Well, they did that to the third last year. They patched Skimbo's play that he made, once he started streaming, he made this cover three bomb popular and then they patched them about three weeks after it. You know, that was it. So that's why they patched thirds. I mean, thirds right now, thirds and quarters are, they literally just float in the mid. They don't guard deep and then they don't guard, they get bombed and then they don't guard the sideline. You know? And that's kind of what makes Bunch so good is that the deep blues don't stop a corner out, you know? You know? But that's what I'm saying, Jay. Say they make deep blues guard the corner, you're gonna get bombed so much easier, right? You already get bombed easy enough. Like this is what I'll ask you guys. What does any deep third guard, really, you know? Patch always does kind of hurt it. I'm kind of cool. I don't want to say I'm cool where I'm at. An outside streak, that's about right. That's about it. Yes, Sarah, that's how I feel. I feel like it should definitely be an option. Why wouldn't it be an option? I don't know. Why shouldn't a pro player have to play the game, Chase? What is that? What is wrong with that? I never, like, if you're pro at Valorant or Apex, you play the game at 10 hours a day. What's the difference? Quick sells? What are quick sells? Dollar, Allen, or Apex? Below average, there you go. That's a good point. You should, that's a good point. Shading, shading hasn't worked since Madden 17. Why are the games so close, Florida boy? That's because people really only have three or four possessions a game, you know? And if you can't hold another good player out of the end zone, you score, there's only going to come down to a couple possessions. If it was, five minutes, no accelerating, no runoff would be like super tough Madden. Now for me, I love the runoff under two minutes. I do, but it does hurt the rest of the game, for real, for real. But at the same time, I want to play weekend league with four minutes, so it runoff, I do. I do, but I do, shit. Weekend league rewards are ass. They're ass, like you 100%, say you win two seasons, two seasons of My Head to Head is probably the same as weekend league. Yeah, like, exactly, juicy. It's a very short game, very, very short. You make a mistake, you lost against a good player for the most part. Yeah, but Eduardo, if you're winning like that in seasons, then you're not getting top 50 rewards anyway, so the fuck is the point? In other words, if you're a 15, where are my 15 win guys? Where are my teens? I win from 11 to 18 every year. Every weekend, where are you guys at? You guys aren't making shit. Like, y'all not making shit playing weekend league. Y'all not making dick, like literal dick. You play 25 games, because that's how my no money spending is, like, for real. Like, y'all don't make shit, for real. Marty, exactly, if you're in it for the rewards, you're never gonna be happy. Like, the people punting in house rules, they'll never be happy. If you're punting in house rules, to get a N-C-A-T, 88 overall, you're never gonna be happy. Tell you that right now, for real. You're never gonna be happy. Oh, they're definitely not changing rewards. That shit's cooked. Rewards are cooked, bro. Rewards are cooked. You're not playing weekend league for no rewards, bro. I will win 25 straight house. Did they get, I heard they got rid of punting in house rules. I heard they got rid of it. I will win 25 straight. I guarantee 25 straight house rules wins, or I give away all my coins. I do feel like the season's rewards are pretty solid. All right, I don't know if y'all agree. I don't know if y'all agree with that. I feel like seasons are pretty solid with the wins. Strategy cards, listen, after you have them, it's easy. There are W strategy cards. One, I don't, listen, because one, my goddamn, my defensive ends aren't getting boosted up with my secondary, all right? I don't want a whole defensive speed card, which they're probably gonna come out with at some point, right? I don't want a whole offensive speed card, which they'll probably come out with at some point. Yeah. Overall, they were an L, but I think they're better than a sprinter. Yeah, I think they're better than the sprinter. Sprinter costs a lot. Obviously, if you were getting your strategy cards, you're probably like, shit, this is costing me so much. But in the grand scheme, I think it's cheaper than the sprinter for sure. Yeah, well, the random part is what makes them cost so much, right? That's the random part. Yes, if there wasn't speed, the strategy cards would be cool as shit. Yo, let me go to get the ones that can give me a little bit of zone, right? Let me go get the ones. Nobody asked, let me tell you this. Nobody asked for more faster players. Nobody asks for this shit. Nobody says, yo, I want to boot up and have 95 speed Tyree kill on day one. Nobody, nobody, you know what I'm saying? Nobody asked for that shit. Yeah, it would be, now it's not strategy. It's just, yo, we'll make sure these guys got speed. All right, Carter, relax with the contracts. Yeah, but like I said, boosting speed is bad for real. Yeah, Rags definitely has those speed differences. You see Tyree kill and that shit is like, it's almost bad. It's almost like you like it or you love it, Sniper. You feel me like, okay, do y'all like One Why receiver being that much faster than everybody else? Or you like mutt where everybody's kind of at the same speed, you know? I feel like maybe Rags gives you more of that old shit Tyree kills on the field type of mentality on defense that you don't get from mutt, you know? Like you're afraid of that guy. You know, realize I don't want Christian McCaffrey to get touched to football, man. And if you're on offense, let me force feed Christian McCaffrey because he's my best player and he's that much better than everybody else, you know? Yes, the superstars are definitely superstars on Rags. I think theme teams are cool. The only reason I think theme teams are cool, Tyler, is because it's kind of fun making a theme team. You know, it's kind of, I like that part of it, really. And I think without a theme team, like the team building part of mutt, because salary cap is gone, right? Which is salary cap, dude, salary cap was like the best idea ever. It really was. I don't know why, like we have lost that mode. You know, I do like mutt, you know, I do. I do think salary cap is a, is a mode. It was a fun mode. It was fun making your teams. I will tell you, once the power up cards came, it got way more tedious building a team. Oh my God, because you could have 21 cap Colomac or 24 Colomac, or 27 Colomac, or you could have 16 Colomac. Like, so many different options to make a team. Now, I think mutt as the competitive mode is better, but I think the team building for salary cap was fun as fuck for real. Well, I feel like this, the punter and quarterback was a combination of two things. It was a combination of salary cap, right? But then the game, you know, you made a shorter game, you made a 40 second play clock, you made runoff, you made the run, so all those things kind of snowballed into making the run really good. Then you made the run really good. Then you put abilities in the game, so now you have abilities that you can save cap on and if I don't have a quarterback, I can put them on defense. So now, between a short game, the run being good and you're able to put all these abilities on your defense and make your defense OP, that was a perfect storm for the punter and quarterback type of thing. Yes, K-Mac, I believe they definitely fixed, they definitely made the AP system now is a lot better. When you could only have three people with abilities, it was rough. Just imagine, say you play a runner, right now you could have like five inside stuff, so you could have five shedders or something, you know? The AP system definitely improved, you know? I don't understand why, I think a theme team makes certain cards usable, it makes certain teams usable. It brings the fandom of NFL into the game. I think it's the biggest positive they've had in Mutt is a theme team, for real. There's nothing negative about that, you know? It's probably one of the best features that they have. One million percent between the old players, the current players, being able to mix them, like it brings people's fandom, because at the end of the day, you play the game because you're a football fan, so I think they're super, super positive, you know? Yes, I think a positive theme team's getting speed, I don't, you know, I don't mind it. This is my point, there's nothing really stopping you from having a theme team. A theme team isn't really hard to get. It's not like behind the paywall or competitive wall, it's not that hard to get a theme team, for real, for real. So for me, for me, really that's what I'm saying, and on top of that, yes, MLB-shaped theme teams, NBA-shaped, every, I get mad when I play these other card modes, these other ultimate team modes, and they don't have all the good things from other teams, other games, like what, I would steal everything, for real, for real. Yeah, you can just have silvers, golds, it's easy to make a theme team now. No, but see Swank, this is my point, there's other good things in other modes that Mutt doesn't steal. Like the fact that I look at my team and I can't move a card just throughout different positions on my team is like excruciating. Any tips from starting Mutt from scratch? Skomo streams at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning, split it, you can check him out, he will answer all those detailed questions. Me, I'm more of a meat and potato type of guy, you seem like a parsley type, you know what I'm saying? I'm not a parsley type of player. The best ultimate team is definitely Mutt. Diamond Dynasty is right there, Diamond Dynasty is really good too, they're like, this is how I feel, if someone was smart enough to just combine the positives of Diamond Dynasty and the positives of Mutt and make like this Thanos gauntlet infinity stone gauntlet, like it would be the best game, but I don't know, I don't know why is that. Yeah, that's just, that is the one thing that sucks about baseball is that baseball, once you get Chipper Jones and like Mike Trout and I mean, you only have so many positions to get new cards at for real, you know, that's the boring part of baseball really, but that Mutt has, because like he said, it's 55, damn there's 60 players to work with for real, for real. BR is, imagine a BR I'm mad and that would be so cool, dude. Imagine a BR, a BR I'm mad and that would be like, draft champs with a purpose would be cool. That's all you need, draft champs with a purpose. No, but BR is just, one, BR has way more strategy and drafting and just the format of winning the games is what makes it good. The format of winning the games is pretty much the biggest. The format is what makes it, even if they had draft champions now and say you had to win 20 games, say you had to win 20, all right, here's the chat. 20 games straight of draft champions, you have to win and you get the limited for the week. Would y'all play that? For real, you gotta win 20 games straight and say you get tiers, okay, five, you get a gold pack. You win 10, you get an elite pack, 15, you get 88 plus, but 20, you get that limited for like 900K, for real. But you gotta win 20 plus, 20 straight games. I don't know why I wouldn't have it. That's what I mean about stealing ideas from other, like other, like, how do we not have that? Yeah, and you get the Aaron Jones, you can sell them, boom, there it is. My man, Nick, with 10 months, let's go. But it had to be challenging though, BR games only are three innings, okay, they're a little bit faster. It would decrease the card value for sure, but how many people are really going 20 and 0? So I don't think it would be that many cards, you know what I'm saying? But I think it's a good idea, really. But how is it free? How is 20 and 0 and mad and free? That's like fucking ridiculous. How long does it take y'all to play Weekend League? Shit, it takes me like goddamn 20 hours for 25 games. That's not free. If you think going 20 and 0 is free, you're the problem. Shit. Like, geez, ass, bro. Hell yeah, watered that up, not winning this one. Up, this guy scored, not winning that one. Encourage what DC, what disconnection? Do y'all really think fucking dudes are like, let me jiggle the cord and boot this guy offline? Do y'all think people do that shit? Because I have, I give the human, I give the human, the people's human soul the benefit of the doubt that they're not that crabby. They're not that crabby, dude. Like, there's no way, dude. I am naive, but I'm good being naive because I see the good in good. Maybe because I'm older, because I can't lie. When I was playing right leaderboard as a man 18, bro, I would try to boot you to fuck off if I was losing, you know what I'm saying? Maybe now that I'm older, I'm 34. I'm not, I never think people do that shit. Yeah, I feel like when you get older, like, I don't know. You ain't wanna take no Ls, fuck that. Yeah, when I was 17, it was cool. You know, fuck this guy, all right? Plus you couldn't get caught. Bro, the world done changed 15 years. It has, you get caught for everything now. Everybody got 4K everywhere. It's everywhere. You get caught doing everything. You wasn't getting caught back in Man 07 or Man 08. You were not getting caught. You could boot up, but where was that guy going? He wasn't going to Twitter. What fucking forum was he going to? He's here to sit his dumb ass, salty in the living room without his W. Yeah, it's a way different world now. How would you, like, dude, the police be out on the Twitter timeline. This guy booted me. Oh my God, Matt Marku, can you ban him for life? Every day I wake up to that shit. And I'll be honest, the people that snitch about getting booted offline are worse than the people that booted them offline. You could be one or the other. You could be the booter or you could be the snitch. Which one are you picking? For real. Oh my God, ban him, ban him. Look, this is his gamer tag. He did it at 4PM at night. He normally play, come on, dude. Is it that serious? Like, bro, it's a game. Now, for the competitive shit, yeah, that's foul. Like, that franchise shit was foul. Like, that was foul, boys, right? That was foul. But then, maybe, we can leave your shit as really competitive for some of y'all. So, who am I to say what's competitive, right? Maybe some of y'all take, we can leave head to head, you know what I'm saying? I'm telling you, bro, the people that, like, tagged that shit on Twitter, I feel like you're the biggest fucking loser ever. For real, I really do. I really do. My man, Mere, with three months, man. Ed, I'd be, first of all, I'd be locked in. You don't understand. That's why I just said, sometimes it means a lot for y'all, so y'all can't be getting booted. But snitching to Marku. What do you think Marku is supposed to do? Go to his office and boot this guy? What do you think Marku has? Some crazy ass setup where he can boot people off Xbox? Who the fuck do you think he is? Houdini? Oh, I'll boot this guy for you. Oh, no big deal. Jonathan45? Let me go boot this guy off for you. No, thanks for bringing it to my attention. He's no longer allowed to play Madden. Thank you, Jonathan45. What are they supposed to do against FranchiseGG? He wasn't allowed to play last year. What is he supposed to be banned for life because he dashboarded? Is he supposed to be banned for fucking life? FranchiseGG? An irrelevant fucking MCS player is supposed to be banned for life? Who gives a shit? The fuck? I don't even know if he was allowed to play or not because he didn't fucking do anything. He should be booted, of course. What do you want me to tell you? Do I mean, is it my fucking tournament? If someone was booting on bot wars, I would ban him. Yes, I'm not the face of shit. Do I think he's the only one? I don't think relevant Madden players are booting people offline. I don't, I really don't. Joke may be possible, possible. But I can't lie. Joke, he got a puppy dog. He's got a puppy dog. He's got this new woman. Joke is a different person like the last year. I swear to God. I swear to God, he's a different person. J-Bird? Yeah, yeah. But here we go, what I'm saying. Is J-Bird a relevant man player? FranchiseGG, J-Bird. Let's really, who gives it? Honestly, I don't give a shit what these little hooligans do. I don't care. For real, I really don't. But at the same time, they should be banned 100%. At least for that year. Franchise should have been banned, for real. But we talked about this last year. We talked about it in extensive discussion. But he should definitely, you know what I'm saying? And for the record, I don't think J-Bird would boo anybody. My man, Jay Patrick Partridge, has a good heart, dude. He wouldn't boo people. Shikobi, oh my God. Do you know how many computers Shikobi has in his gaming setup? Shikobi has four computers. I swear to God, I shit you not. He's got four. He had to hang two from the ceiling. Two of them are hanging from the ceiling. He's got three keyboards. How many keyboards do you guys have? Shikobi has three. I didn't know it was possible. What the fuck are you new with three keyboards? And his shit goes all the way around. Bro, you know how I have an L desk. People have an L desk. Shikobi shit, he'd be back here with it. He's booting your ass offline. Don't let Shikobi boot you offline, bro. I'm telling you, he'll boot your mother off her goddamn website she's shopping on. Telling you, who he would boot you tier list? Shikobi, top of the list. Deliverance. God damn it, this fucking guy. You know what, you're in a relevant MCS player. You'll never be shit, you stupid fucking bet. And deliverance talks to kids like this. Like I'm talking like, deliverance is a mean fucker, bro. Is he not mean as shit? Bro, like he's mean. Bro, he's a mean fuck. Holy shit. Good guy. You know what? He's always been a joy to be around. But I don't know, he gets a mean streak. Like holy shit, dude. Real it in. No, deliverance had, he had a good looking girl. He had a nice girlfriend and she would support him. She would wear his jerseys and like cheer and shit. It would drive me crazy. If you ever cheer for, oh yeah, you gotta fucking go. Go to the spa or some shit. You can't be in my mad tournament. But she was supportive, I don't know what happened. She had to deliver, I said, damn, you got the jersey? No, but he be getting mad at people, bro. He be getting mad like, bro, I don't know how you get so mad. Yeah, bro, I'm telling you, he gets mad as shit. And he gets mad at random, like random madden players. Like he's a sender mess, he's a sender mess. Yo, his messages, how much are we paying to check out his Xbox messages? Holy shit. I got 50 to it right now, boys. I have $50 to see deliverance's Xbox messages. You stupid shit, I'm an MCS pro. You're fucking nobody on Weekend League. My man dribbled up with five mums. Little man, little man is on the list. All right, new list. Whose Xbox messages do we wanna read? Whose Xbox messages do we wanna read? Deliverance, oh. Deliverance be going at everybody, bro. Like he just full sends it, kids, bro. Like he full sends it, fucking kids just trying to have fun. Trips, what's up, man? Oh my God, your deliverance is a passionate fuck, bro. Voles? I don't think, I feel like when you're streaming you can't really talk shit. I was never like an in the messages. Cause listen, I was never an in the message type of guy. Cause you never get any joy out of in the message. No matter what you say, you don't get any joy out of it. Cause one, you can't see the reaction. You can't talk to them. It's just like a text message that one, when you're angry, you can't even type it fast enough. It's like, I don't know why people resort to it. It only makes you more mad. It only makes you more mad. It's the 100% not worth the effort. Cause you're gonna lose the battle. The stats don't lie. My man's shots in here with three months. Let's go, man. Bro, RaiGusa, RaiGusa is nasty. I'm afraid for RaiGusa. I feel like he not gonna make it on his Twitch through this Twitch network. First of all, I feel like I don't, you know why I love RaiGusa and love watching him? He makes me feel like I'll never get banned. I'll be here forever. I'm like, bro, I'm doing okay. I'm kind of, I might, listen, I'm kind of acceptable. Yeah, yo, Linda, my man delivers. That's a good guy, bro. That's a good guy. The one thing I always took, took, the one thing I always took, Heedon and Madden was that when I was pissed off, I could always just play another game for free, right? Is he my bad? I'm sorry about that, buddy. I'm glad you're here. You could always just search again and get into another game. And I feel like your next game is just, it's the next game for real, for real. If you sit, if you're pissed, the worst thing you could do is like sit in that piss, right? Like sending somebody a message is literally sitting in the piss of the last game you played. For me, I just want to like, I want to clean off and go to the next game. Body bags, what's up, man? That's how I always felt about Madden. In fact, when I'm streaming, if I'm winning, that shit kind of gets boring. Not boring, but it's like, I don't have the same gumption to play again, right? But when I lose, it's like, I search instantly, instantly. We just, next game, because I'm pissed. And instead of messaging somebody, I just search for the next game. I really wasn't a message person. I got to put the little shit heads in their place. How do I do that, Panic, on the Xbox message? I'll be honest, I'm going to lose the Xbox message battle. I'm starting a TikTok battle. I'm going right at all the little kids on TikTok now. Can't make that's exactly how weak and weak it is. It's like, I want to sit and just play shitters and then win every game and look great. And then, yeah. The worst part is, the worst feeling in Madden is when you lose and then you have to play a shitter. That is the worst feeling in Madden. It really is. It's like, it's kind of like, you're at the bar, you're talking to a bad bitch all night. Things are going good. Well, you guys got a couple drinks in and then here comes Suave Steve, walk over, bags her and takes her away. She's going for the night. And then you look down the bar, there's Ann. Ann's down the bar. Not want to tell you what Ann looks like, but if you know, you know. And that's all you got, right? And the process of Ann is like searching for the game. But the realization you're with Ann is like when you boot up, when you're fending, when you, you know what I'm saying? When you're in and out and then you like, that clarity after Ann is kind of playing a shitter in Madden. You're sitting there and your clarity is full, right? So you're playing Ann in Madden and your clarity is like, I just fucking lost to Scuba Steve or what I call him Suave Steve, right? You just lost, you know what I'm saying? And you're sitting there and here's fucking Ann running five tight ends. Ann doesn't know what the hell she's doing, but she's in the fucking game. She's going crazy. She's calling coach suggestions. She's in it. She might cook breakfast, you know what I'm saying? And you're sitting there with this clarity of holy shit. I just fucking lost. And here goes the worst part. Here goes the chat. Here goes the ass over the chat. Come on, let's get off that snide, man. You'll get this one, buddy. Meanwhile, I know I'm fucking Ann right now. I could've got this. I could've beat this. Like, what? Like, you just sent me by saying that shit. What'd I say? Yo, you'll get this one, man. Let's go, turn it around. Turn it around, dude. Turn it around, lock in on Ann. Come on, man. The bounce back game. Holy shit. Bro, shit is the worst. I will tell you I always had the glitch though. Here's the glitch. This is what you need. I know I'm old, right? So I have wise things to tell you to get out of situations like this. Because sometimes you get into Ann's situations and then you realize like shit, I want to get out of the Ann situation. And no matter what, you can be a sour son of a bitch. Getting out of the Ann situation is tough. It is. You got it, you got it. You know what I'm saying? No, for real. You got to realize, I don't care how cool you are or how like hardcore, getting out of Ann's situations is tough. It is. Whether it's the morning time or nighttime, you're in too deep. Getting out of situations is tough. This is where you got to make up a job, bro. I didn't make up a job, but I always had the tree work, right? So I always had a picture of a tree falling through a house, bro. And so that was my emergency. It was in the nighttime. The tree was, I had two versions, daytime and nighttime. And the tree was through the house. And I always would get like a fake message and bring a picture of like, oh, shit, it's a tree through the house. Somebody hurt. I got to go help. Boom. And that always worked. No matter what time it was, it always worked. Exactly. And I'll tell you, if they don't know what you do, tell them you cut trees, you can get in and out really fast. Yeah. Exactly, hurdle. It was the way to go. I would desync dates 100%, Tommy. Sometimes you got to get go. How are you just prepared? I'm telling you, I've listened. Got to be prepared for everything. It was to the point, my boys was like, yo, there was like, my boys was like, yo, send us that picture, yo. Send us that picture. Send us this picture. I'm 34. Yo. So all my boys had the same picture of the tree. How we all had the same picture. Damn, I mean, that would be a bad. Damn, I seen that picture before. Damn. That's why you got to keep, that's why you got to keep an encyclopedia. Your team has to have an encyclopedia. Listen, your close circle has to have an encyclopedia. It has to. Like you have to kind of know your circle's whereabouts and like what they've been through for real. Deep, deep down inside, she knows the drill. Eskimo, bro. Sometimes, PD, sometimes. I don't have it anymore, Tim. I'm, you know, I live a better lifestyle now. Yeah, palm trees, yo. One-eyed Ann. But that's what it's like when you lose a game of Madden and then you play as Shitter. It's the worst. But in all seriousness, I am on, I am, yeah. Yeah, Jay Mork. Ann was like, yeah, let me go. I'll hold a chainsaw. You need me to carry some logs? What type of Ann's do you think I talk to? Holy shit. Where do you live? Minnesota? Holy fuck. Like what? Yeah, yeah. Man, manual labor, Ann. Jimmy DeLogue. Silverado. Yo, y'all nasty, bro. Y'all are nasty, y'all are nasty. Definitely Minnesota, dude. Did anyone, that dude was preparing. What happens, what happens if she has to come with you? Yo, that dude was preparing. Oh man, y'all nasty, y'all are nasty human beings. Bring back NFL 2K. Alaska, you ever watch Mountain Men? Yo, that Mountain Men dudes are fucking, yo, Mountain Men dudes are crazy. I'm like, bro, what? Those Mountain Men dudes, they're different for real. Mountain Men dudes are, oh, them dudes are crazy, boys. Those dudes are crazy. People that like 2K are idiots, dude. 28 unbanned requests. One of them is grit, is grit here? Tropical, imagine not being, imagine not being subbed. Like imagine, does this fit in here? Oh, it does, there it is. Juice box, juice box. If we can keep barrel up, it's gonna be a great year. Wentz is still good. Did you lose? I let it say he asked if I lost, probably last 28 months. Tim got a little crazy, but that was a, if you, you know what I'm saying? You get banned. King Daniel, L defense. He was in a bad mood, caught him at the wrong time. Six chat logs, previously subbed for two months. He's been subbed for two months somehow. King Daniel, we'll let him back. What is this? I mean, is this like, gotta be careful. Oh man, look at Grant Duncan on tropical, wow. I don't know, I don't know. I really, I don't know how we're feeling. You know, it is 2021. You gotta be careful, you know. Dude, this dude is turned up right here. This dude is turned, bro. This dude is turned up. Four three, covered three sky. DB cover out, send D-Line in and you do what you want with linebacker. Press DBs every now and then. Okay, he knows something. He knows something right here. This guy knows something. J's cruise, he knows something. He crazy emoji type. We gon' unban, we gon' bring him back though. I like his, I like how much energy he brought. I know you was on a five game loser streak, but you had to do me like that. We good, need it all day. Takarito. All right, I mean, sometimes it happens. King Maher. King Maher, I don't know how he got popped. Why did I pop King Maher, bro? I forgot why I popped him, but I popped him. But I let him back, cause he made a whole burner and subbed on a burner too. So he's back. Kobe Nation. All right, this is, you're just banned for shit like that. I'm just cutting stuff out, that's all. We already have EZ, we can't have nobody else other than EZ. Three down line man, that's why. Not sure why I got banned, I was making a joke. I do nothing but support W. I even subbed with him with my prime. Okay, I mean, he doing me the, my man Kyle? Corday banned my man? This was my man. Oh, he's saying crazy shit though. Who got a million chat logs? And now he wanna start going crazy? Subbed for seven months? Bro, what? My man King Maher, there he is. Yo, what, what, yeah. Damn, bro, my man been following since 2018. I don't know. What did he say? One more is I don't know. This is my guy though. I don't know. He did go crazy. I'm telling you, boy, boy been around. He been around forever. He got over a thousand chat logs. Bro, we got, my mom, I don't gotta let my man back, bro. That dude been around forever. I think he got over a thousand chat logs, like shit. Now this dude got 94 chats. He old 20 get that. He might old 10. He might old 10, confirmed, confirmed. I don't even know what he was talking about. He just went crazy. I'm looking to buy the e-book. Eduardo Bansum. What happened here, dude? Elvis Shady? Elusive Shady? Bro, Eddie just banned some dude that went by the e-book. My man Mako Eyes, bro. Yo, buy my muck coins. This fellow one sucks. Who's a good budget free safety? All right, 22K to spend. I'm just a basshead rob, the legend. Poor kid, poor kid. He'll never be back. He's in Skomo's chat right now, waiting from the boot up. This dude got a lot of chat logs, too. Yo, it's like, what is this one? Is that a ass? And the needed look? God, Fox Music Playlists are goaded. I gotta unbend my man, bro. How did that ass get banned? How do we get banned for an ass? I don't know. Stop talking and get into a game. His first comment ever. I gotta set a tone. You just can't be, that can't be your first fucking comment. I slang Cox. Okay, I mean, listen. Go get the Mantis Blades. Okay, I mean, he was watching Cyberpunk, okay. Who do I choose? I mean, he did a big gap right here between, you know, August of 2019, then December. You know, that's a couple months. Then he didn't come back till Madden came back out. I mean, this guy's all over the place. He came back randomly, he came back randomly for Cyberpunk. You know, like, what are you, like, you know what I'm saying? I'll do all your stuff. I get a video rubbing jelly between your toes. And that was wild crazy. But he was here for Cyberpunk, so I gotta let him back. See, this is unacceptable. This is unacceptable. Nah, this is just unacceptable, bro. I can't, I can't make that shit cool, bro. One man's been following for 20 hours. Did this just happen? What the hell? Malo, Malo, Malo. This is a Skimbo guy. This is a Skimbo viewer. Mike Trap, I wanna say, I wanna say I recognize the name. I wanna say I recognize the name. Malo, talk, talk, explain yourself. Malo, why, why? I need an explanation. He seems normal, he seems like a good guy. Skimbo viewers are good guys. I don't know, I don't know why Malo, I need, you know, what happened to him. I don't remember. Malo is officially on Mod Watch, boys. Is there anybody in the chat that is dollar? Is there anybody on the chat that wants to be a mod? Cause Malo is on thin ice with his mod. I'll be honest, probation. He's on mod probation, confirmed. Confirmed. Why did we ban this guy to Uncle Ruckus? Is this Trace Burner? Uncle Ruckus? Who is this guy? Uncle Ruckus? I'm banning my man, Ruckus. My man, Carl. Carl with the two moms. I'm mod'em, it's close, man, it's close. You need the God Squad. Turn this stupid music off, fam. Dexter's laboratory kinda gangsta, fam. Just watch K-Mac lose to a D-Line user, so shameful. Jesse is subbed and got cooked and his chat deleted. What? Damn, Jesse, you needed that bad? Jesse's sad, bro. Bagged by a fragile ginger. This two-man rush will make your two-man rush look like bums. You think K-Mac and Shikobi look at you like a bi-week? Why don't this do this out? Does Bobby V ever win? Seems like dude's the madden punching bag, fam. Yo, who is this guy? Dexter's laboratory kinda gangsta, fam. Turn this stupid music off, fam. This stream sucks as fuck. My words kinda trashed, though. I'm sorry, fam. Hey, Dottie. I mean, listen, we gotta bring my man back. He's a real one. Something funny happened here. Something bad happened here, bro. I can, my man, Raw Dog came in here a month after my man's last, my man's last, hold up. Raw Dog came in here a month after my man's last message and banned him. What happened? Does Raw Dog not like Brandon? Do they have beef? Well, I don't think this guy did really anything. I don't know what he did. This was from 2018. Is Brandon even on Twitch anymore? Mod probation. Dragon Tiger. Here it is, boys. I gotta wait, this might be the next one. Who's this one? Damn. Oh, he said the R word. That's why I banned this guy. He hit me with the R word. I'll let him back, though. He's got a badge, but he got chill on the R word. All right, Dragon Tiger, here it is. I don't really like Card Art this year. His match defense is going crazy. Wow, how does his match play so good? Here we go. So you're going by dub dot now, nerd. Ha ha, what's up, douchebag? Oh, no, the copy pasta. Nope, nope, nope. L, L for Dragon Tiger. L for Dragon Tiger, he might have to wait a week. He might have to wait a week. He might have to wait a week for this one. I'll be honest, this was a letdown. This was a letdown, boys. Yeah, we'll let him back, but we just gotta boom. Whenever he types, we gotta boom. We gotta, he just gotta get booed. You guys had to air him out for that. Nah, that was embarrassing. That was not the Dragon Tiger we know. It really wasn't. It really wasn't the Dragon Tiger we know. It wasn't. Dragon Tiger is indeed a troll. He is a troll. No, imagine going to school, Bucking. Bucking, imagine like having degrees and shit. Like, what losers? Degrees, losers, losers, losers. Mar, I don't even remember why you got banned, but you got banned for a reason. It happened. It happened. And you gotta realize why did it happen. You gotta realize that for real, for real. All right, boys, but listen. Ultimately, at the end of the day, I don't wanna patch. No patch. No patch. Let's ride out, except buggy shit, like that stupid pump fake RPO shit and stuff like. Patch is coming, yeah. That'll be the end of the year, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, it's gonna get bad, boys. It's gonna get bad. I can't wait. And once soon as NHL drops, catch me on the ice. Catch me on the ice. I do feel like this, boys. How is this the height of a Madden streamer? How do we get better? What do we have to do to take Madden streams to the next level? Like, what do we have to do? And I'm not talking about, you know, a couple more hundred viewers or something. How do we get to the next level? For real, like, is this it? Is this it? For real. What? What can I do? Much squads with other streamers. That would be fucking terrible. Hope for a good game. I don't think the game matters. Power wash simulator. As a man that actually used a power washer, I don't think that I would enjoy that. Is this the height of Madden, like, grow bot wars? What more do you want me to do? You want me to water it and put it under sunlight? We have grown it. What the fuck? If I do it every week, it won't be grown. You know what I'm saying? Trust me. Real tourneys in real play. I'll be honest. I feel like the land days of Madden are dead. They're done. They're dead. They're dead. Sad. Sad to say, but land Madden is just dead. What is the best X factor for Vince Young? Okay, boys, that's the end of the stream. I will, the podcast will be back next week more. Hopefully you don't wind up on the unbanned request. Hopefully it doesn't happen. You know what I'm saying? Hopefully it does not, hopefully you don't wind up on unbanned requests. If you do, bring a little bit of heat in the, in the, you know what I'm saying? In your, what's it called? Your rebuttal or your excuse or your message? You know what I'm saying? Bring a little more heat. You know what I'm saying? So I will highlight you on a podcast next week, next Tuesday, if you're still watching on YouTube, put your cash add below. We might bled if you, if you made it this far, cause we're over probably an hour on a podcast.