 Let's head over to the Highland Games, an event where guys were kilts, they pick up telephone poles, and then they run with them, and then attempt to flip them over. One, two, failure. That guy did not flip over that telephone pole. He loses. Next guy running really fast, he's gonna flip it, and no. It's called the caber toss. It was invented way, way, way long ago when they were bored as fuck and just cut down trees and tried to run and throw them. I read somewhere that they, this was how they moved logs to get over rivers and stuff, and that's just patently false. You would just like drag it, you know? You wouldn't make one dude move the log on his own. But it's a fun game, and I get that. This guy looks too scrawny to do it. Does he do it? No. So if you get it to flip over, then what you have to look at what the judge has noticed is that what point does the base hit? What hour on the clock? That's like one thirty. I don't know if that's good. I think they said that noon or midnight is the best. That lady's excited for a man. This guy, bald head, got wings on his shirt. Kind of shirt doesn't match the kilt, and yeah, you got to match better if you want to throw it. Oh, oh, real wobbly with green socks. He's running along, and oh, so close. Almost had it. This guy goes on to win it eventually, and bam, good form. Got like a double bounce on the log there. This guy, these guys told him he better throw it. They put a lot of money on him throwing the thing, and they're just staring him down, and here he goes. Is he going to throw it, or is he going to be a man of honor and try to win it, and oh no. Wow. Doesn't want to get killed by those two guys in the suits, and that's a nice toss. I don't know what the judges would call that one, but he didn't win, but I thought it looked good. Scrawny guy again, and oh, good effort though. Bald guy with the wings on his shirt. He comes to like a full stop, and then tries. He failed. He got to be tired. Third attempt trying to throw a telephone pole. Green socks running like a mile with the log. It seems like he's going to waste a lot of effort there. Doesn't even come close. Go back to our champion in the red with the gray hair, and he gets it over again. Don't know the official scoring system, like if it's points or whatever, but he won.