 Hey, how you doing? This is Vito from up here in Lovell, Wyoming. You are tuned to Trucker Josh and his partner in crime diesel. Be sure to enjoy the show. Don't forget to subscribe. Give us a thumbs up. Now to Truck Wash. Check this out. The undercarriage first, I think. My windows are closed. There we go. Oh, boy. Washin' away underneath there. This one guy in here is helping me through here because it's my first time. So apparently I gotta stop here for a bit and let it just massage my underbody. Okay, now I'll come forward. My truck was jumping there. I was probably tired from going through the mountains yesterday. I'm here for a bit. So it was $85 just for a splashing dash. It's pretty much a rinse off. Gives me some soap and stuff, too. $120 gets you the full platinum package, but I just went for the rinse right now. I just wanted to test this thing out, see how good this thing actually was. All right, now it's telling me to go forward again. My truck seemed extra jumpy, maybe because it's cold. Oh, it's washing under there. I guess he's washing under the trailer for me. Usually I think you just slowly roll over that, but this guy wanted to make sure that my underbody was all clean because it's got all that salt and everything from British Columbia under there. Okay, so now he's like gonna roll forward till that red light comes on. Look at these guys. Only one side is getting soaked. Oh wait, no, no, both sides are getting soaked. Fascinating, eh? Automatic truck wash for trucks. First time for everything, folks. The only thing that's kind of irritating is that stop light keeps flashing in my face. Oh, here goes our friends. What are they gonna do now? You see them? Past all the soap? It's like an alien. Now what? Now you're gonna rinse it? Well, maybe not. It's been a long drive. I'm tired and that red light flashing in my face is starting to irritate me. Oh, oh, oh, it's starting to do something. Oh, it's soaping me again. Okay, so the passenger side gets soaked a little better. There we go. That's what they told me it does. It soaps it twice and lets it soak and it rinses it off. It's called a splash and dash. Chevy, are you freaking out a little bit? Are you freaking out a little bit? Aliens are dragging the truck down. Why aren't you scared? How can you be so calm at a time like this? It's okay, Chevy. Truck wash. Truck wash, man. Our friends are out front again there. We're back to waiting. I guess it's letting it soak. I don't know. That thing won't stop flashing in my face, though. Let's all stare at it. No, that's not good. That's not good. We probably shouldn't do that. Hello, Mr. Alien. Excuse me. Can you rinse me off now? I think the show has begun. These guys are like, wow. It's not going to get nearly all the dirt off like the Blue Beacon Wood, but it's something. I wanted to try it out anyway, right? And all I really needed to do was wash the freight off in the back there, so I guess we'll see what happens. Like I said, it was a very long night, but we made it. So we're just taking care of this and then get this off my trailer and have to rush up to Sundra, Alberta, where I got to pick up some lumber that's taking me home. Let's rush, rush, rush, but after we get that lumber, I'm taking a nap. It's gonna be so good. Still doing something. Oh, it's coming back, man. It's rinsing on the way back. It's even got these like dryers here, right? At least when you drive out, it dries off your truck for you or supposed to. Well, good morning, everybody. We just went through the automatic truck wash. Showed that on yesterday's video. Go back and watch it if you missed it. I didn't show it in depth or anything. You're gonna have to go check it out for yourself, but did a really good job, actually. I'm surprised. I just got what was called the Splash and Dash, a soapy rinse, 85 bucks, still cheaper than the Blue Beacon. Not quite as good as the Blue Beacon, but it did a really good job. I didn't think the automatic wash would be that good. I was surprised. I remember our freight and then our way towards Sunday. Enthusiasm. It's been a long, oh, it was a long day yesterday. Fantastic nap. I gotta get in this line. Yes, man. My truck's gonna get dirty right away again in this weather, but I had to wash the freight because the customer didn't want it tarped, but they wanted it washed. So what did the customer get? They got it washed. They didn't get it tarped before it. So there you go. They didn't want me to put a bow on it, though. I'm sure if they would have paid a little extra how to put a bow on it for them, but they didn't want to pay for that service. Rushing, rushing. Always rushing. Okay, maybe not always, but this trip has been, whew. Well, as fast as you can. Fast as the law will let you anyway. I really wish all these people would not be here. They're in my way, slowing me down. Calgary right now. I have an empty trailer behind you, but I haven't had time to even show you. I've got the freight off of there at two stops, and now we're booking it to Sundra, and it looks like we'll be there just in the nick of time. They want me there before noon because apparently they don't want to, they don't want to be there past two on a Friday. God forbid they have to work a full day on a Friday. So they're one of those people they like to go home early. So they don't want to, that's what they literally said. They said they don't want to load past two o'clock. So you got to be there by noon. I must be nice. I wish I could do that. You know, I don't want to deliver those, too. I'll just deliver it tomorrow. I'm bugging. They're nice people. And this guy just keeps matching my speed. This Ford Explorer. I slow it, I slow down, he slows down. I speed up, he speeds up. I need to get in your lane, buddy. So my signal device is signaling to you. It's a Calgary, like I always say, is my favorite Canadian city. The city is beautiful. It's a clean city. There's no areas in Calgary that you should avoid. It's all safe. It's one of those cities where you could probably leave your doors unlocked, and nothing would happen. But I wouldn't recommend that I'd still say lock your doors, but it's one of those cities. Not every Canadian city is like that. Winnipeg is definitely not like that. I have a stereotype of Canadians don't lock their doors. That's only specific areas. There are bad areas of Canada. I mean, there's nothing like the south side of Chicago or anything. You know what I mean. There's not like 500 deaths every weekend, like in Chicago, but there are areas that you probably want to avoid in Canada, and you probably know before you go. Winnipeg, there's some areas you want to avoid. I don't know the other cities that well. My sister lived in Calgary here. She was born here. My parents lived here for a while before I was born. Beautiful city. You know, they take care of it. They keep it clean. And you know, everyone who lives here is here because they've got a job. So I know that there's still homeless people here. There's homeless people in every city, but the average person here I think is very happy. I don't know. If you're from Calgary, let me know. Are you happy living in Calgary? I mean, you all look happy all the time. You're driving your big four-wheel drive pickup trucks everywhere. You don't smile all the time, though. Kind of aggressive drivers, but hey, it's still a beautiful city. There we go, green lights. See, I like those so much better. Green lights help me out. Red lights just slow me down. Oh, no. Now we got a train. Oh, it's the sea train. It's just that passenger train. Calgary's fancy. Look at that. They have a passenger train to get you from one end of the city to the other. Winnipeg's got buses, and they all go downtown, nowhere else. So if you want to go anywhere in Winnipeg on public transit, it doesn't matter where you are in the city. First, you got to go downtown, and then you got to go to wherever you want. It's not very efficient, but hey, it's Winnipeg. Nothing's efficient there. So if we can get past all these annoying red lights, we should be able to get there. I got 122 kilometers and an hour and a half to get there, so hey, it'll be tight, toy. What's that sign say over there? Tell us. No bandwidth for bullying. Stand with us to hashtag end bullying and help create a safer, friendlier world online. Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be nice? Good luck with that. Good luck. The internet is a crazy terrible place. It's also a wonderful place. Maybe we should be just teaching our kids to have a thick skin, you know? Maybe we should just be teaching them how to handle criticism and how to handle bullies and how to handle morons on the internet and not let words crush their souls. You know, what happened to the saying sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Now it seems like everybody's saying words are violence. They're saying words are actual violence. End the violence. We must have laws regulating speech because words are violence just like punching someone in the face. You know, there's a block button if you don't like people. Very convenient. No, people tell, people say all kinds of mean things to me on the internet all the time. Sometimes I deserve it, other times it's out of nowhere. Most times I probably deserve it. But hey, if they go too far, there's this little beautiful button. I just press it. This is blocked. I never have to hear from them again. It's awesome. I don't have to call the police. I don't have to go cry in a corner. I don't need a safe space. That little button's my safe space. That guy's bugging me. Block safe. Marked safe from bully. I haven't even had my coffee yet, people. Oh, Spring's Church. This is where Spring's Church is. I went to that church when I was younger. In Winnipeg. It started in Winnipeg and they opened up a branch in Calgary. I was always wondering where it was. That's where it is. I got a lot of friends that go there. I grew up with them. Oh, I bet they live around here. This dump truck is ruining my view. 300 meters. Turn right on 14th Street. Why? Am I allowed to ask that? Why? Why do you want me to turn there? Balls in me around all day. I can't even ask questions. Maybe I shouldn't ask questions, you know? You want to hurt her feelings? Make her second guess herself. I'll just do what she says, you know? I'm a nice guy. I want to make her feel important. You're important, Karen. The world relies on you. Where are we? I've never been here before in this part of Calgary. That's probably why I didn't know that's where Spring's Church was. Spring's Church is a huge church. They also have a Christian school and everything. And in Winnipeg, they built the new church that's just massive. I wouldn't doubt it if they had like 10,000 people. It's one of those mega ones, but it's one of the better mega ones. I like it. What do I got to do to turn left? Dang it. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. One more lane. Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry. Trying to get through here, bud. Oh, I know where we are now. Okay. I went this way specifically because it takes me a different route than the scale that's always open north of Calgary. I don't know if they're doing inspections today, but I don't got time for an inspection today. I literally don't have time. I'm down to the minute. They pull me in for an inspection and that ruins my whole weekend. I'm sitting here until Monday. If I don't get there by noon, I'm here until Monday. So there's no way I'm risking a random inspection today. I'm dodging that scale. That's right, Trucker Josh. Dodging scales. Well, yesterday felt like a really long day. We slept here in medicine hats. So I'm just waking up the next morning, going to close up this vlog here and start the next one. I got some good news for you, but you got to tune in tomorrow to show you what we were up to. This is what we did yesterday. Picked up this lumber and this lumber is going all the way down to Iowa. I'm delivering it there next week. But first, for the good news that involves babies or the possibility of a baby for Brittany and I, okay? But you got to tune in tomorrow to watch that vlog. So you better turn on your notifications so you don't miss it. There's a little bell beside the subscribe button down below this video. Hit the bell and you'll get a little notification when tomorrow's vlog goes live. We're really excited about it and I've got to rush home right now. Ten hours home. We'll see you in tomorrow's vlog for that. Take care, everybody. I know today's vlog wasn't much, but we did a lot of talking there in Calgary. Man, it was a long day for me. So got a lot done. Tomorrow we'll be better. We'll see you then. Don't forget, we've got some news tomorrow.