 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb our first on location episode It's beach week for John boy media. So we're at the beach Jake. How you doing? We are at the beach We are live from punta Vallarta Aka Jersey Jersey Shore you love the Jersey Shore and the depiction that it actually brings to the good people of New Jersey, right? I love the Jersey Shore. I the TV show we shouldn't have been allowed to be named that because people think of that and Beautiful family town of nice beaches and wholesome people, but there is an eastbound wind right now That means bugs are coming from the mainland Which sucks? Okay, let's get into it first thing we're gonna do is talk about the sports Jake. What happened? It says here's something about MJ's underwear Jim it's a little Jim Jim sorry, I've been in Jersey for a while Jim. It's a legendary. We can't Here at the Jersey Shore and Michael Jordan. He's selling his under-roos. Well, he's not selling someone selling his under-roos. Yes Yeah, it's actually change for me Yeah, it's being sold by a family member of a personal security security security guard and They say that the underwear is bearing signs of definite use. What do you think that means you think skid mark first? Yeah, maybe tiny little P drizzle stain, but they said that the seams are just a little teared up You can't say the phrase it appears that the underwear were used because that has one implication Can I ask you a quick question? Yeah, what's up with skid marks? We've got everyone here someone in my family growing up Yeah, I've seen skid marks and I didn't get it like how does that happen? You didn't get it I don't get how you get skid marks. You've never had skid marks You've lit a skid markless life of like shit. No like brown skid marks and white underwear. I don't get it I think that's just you shitting yourself. Well, we're in Sometimes it's my bait question. You know, I'm talking how do you get with that? He get brown skid marks I mean you should I think I think skid marks are unrelated to that. Well, anyway, the the opening bid was $500 oh This is sad. This is sad. I thought we were gonna be no. Oh, I thought we're gonna be in like the high thousand. No It's a really sad story. Oh, no, just pay your security. I mean if I'm buying those underwear I think I'm wearing them what I thought this was like trophy case stuff Someone's gonna buy him for $500 and just say I'm good. That's just in my rotation So that's the the first sports story of the show and we'll jump to almost a breakdown and Jim This is baseball. We love baseball. We've got baseball people here. There's a baseball in your hand There's a baseball in my hand and Jim. There was a special play the other day. They went down Errol Robinson Errol Robinson one of my friends knows him. She knows him. She's not on camera though She said she's very close friends. No, it's a really cool play he's run he's in shortstop the ball is flared down the left field line and he's running he's running and The he doesn't even sometimes they reach up with the glove and then snag it with the bear hand He never even reached up. So he just ran in the wind blew it from here to here Bear hand snag comes up with it so smooth and shows it right away like he Claims up with it. You think he thought he was gonna catch it. No, I think very much just that's a very classic I'm not gonna catch a case in point $3,000 fine to get that ball glittering and we're gonna go on the beach and we're gonna try and recreate the catch Good job by Errol Robinson job Errol Robinson good friend of Sam It was a shortstop makes that catcher that ball drops and it's no one else's fault And if it drops we wouldn't even be here you want to move on to not sports I do want to move on to not sports but speaking of not sports gyms. You ever have something not dropped for you Yeah, get Roman because me and Jim. We actually had the same camera set up for something totally personal that we were doing Mm-hmm. It didn't happen. Yep, cuz we didn't have our Roman with us on the Jersey Shore get Roman comm slash dumb $15 off $15 off get Roman ready month Roman ready. So when you set up your cameras and you Not sports not sports. Oh, I've got more sports more sports first. Let's go to more sports Zach, we're gonna go to more sports first more sports college football is underway. Let's clap at least Unless you're a college football Oh, it's football season both balls over eat a bug enjoy all the sports you eat bugs calm That's my most recent recent purchase. We'll put in a link two dollars a month I own that now guys put in a link. We it's a company. Well, I paid for my personal card Well, that's fucked up as we said we were getting it together College football is back. I ate a bunch of mayonnaise Dude he ate so much mayonnaise because it was the Duke Mayo ball My biggest gripe with this video Jake is that his friend next to him Yeah, is eating something else, but it's food and his friend is stuffing his face Like look at both of us. Aren't we crazy? No, it's like you can't think that you're part of what he's doing because he was scooping Mayo in his mouth Like this you just need to clap for your friend. Yes, Jake has a question Do you think he's a mayo eater? Do you think he's just an eater? How do you think this manifested and I know that's your favorite word? It was the south, right? Mm-hmm They like Mayo in the south. Let's take a vote. Do they like Mayo in the south cuz Midwest hand up for yes Midwest has to be the premier Mayo our crew is currently we were four out of five thumbs up They definitely like Mayo, but I don't know if this was like, you know, Indiana I think that's more Mayo City and maybe Nebraska big hug over here and they just go No, they're not hugging. They're not hugging. They're never hugging. That was so sad. She ran out like they're not hugging They're excited to see them. They're not hugging Wow, Jim They went up to the front row where they knew the biggest college idiots were they want to get on TV and just said Here's a jar of Mayo do something with it. I like that. He didn't bring it in because I have a question Yeah, I don't know Dukes Mayo. I only know The H1 I know the H what is it? Helmins. Helmins. It's the only Mayo And I don't know Dukes Mayo not sports. Oh, this is my favorite story of the whole thing Let me put my phone down not sports is the best story of It's the best story up your favorite talking about the Randolph County jail They've released the wrong inmate. We've seen these stories before on our radio show We talk about these stories a lot John Boyn Jake Ray. It's arguably the thing you and I are most aligned on that these are stories Are good that they're good and if society makes the mistake like that's not on the bad guy Check out this story They released the wrong inmate because this inmate and the one that was supposed to get released switch cells They asked like a guards permission to do so, but it never got reported. Obviously they share the same Identification height hair color eyes. This is a sneaky Pete situation or these two teamed up There's a sec. This is step one of the movie. This is act one There's an act two and then eventually they'll get caught But there's a heist or a plan or something in the works Do you have them as a team or do you have one just outsmarting? I don't know. I haven't outsmarted. Yeah, maybe you're getting released from jail You don't risk moving Anything yeah, I think I'd remind everybody around me who I am for the like upcoming month But yes, there's a little wrong woman's out and then the story gets even better because The head of security for the jails first name is sheriff So that's his actual first name. You didn't just read the article and it's a sheriff Wilson Sheriffs aren't heads of security at jails are sheriffs are people named sheriff if your nickname is sheriff and Your head of security out of jail. You have to kind of drop that right you're not the sheriff You would like basically report to the sheriff It'd be like if your nickname was president and then you took an internship at the White House No, that'd be cool. Everyone would like that kid. No, I wouldn't your name's president. You were at the White House shitbag Me doesn't Jake look like he wrestled an alligator once It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week the employee not a sheep Well, one of them is kind of a sheepish option. I don't know where you're going I was gonna give you the nod this week me no no not you not to like pick I was gonna give it to our dogs, right? That's where the sheep thing kind of ties in because they've been they've been Decently they've been pretty good and there's a lot of people and there's a lot of dogs noodle mac and mazel All right, we'll be a beach near you later. It's spring week We're doing our beach tour beach every day. 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That's three times Your flips have been good with well the flip up is nice, but now I'm a blind person I can't see a damn thing the lights here with this green screen are crazy