 If sauerkraut was a chocolate it would be, I'm going to say it's a milky way purely because it's out of the swastika. I would say Snickers because it's all a bit nuts. I don't know. I don't eat chocolate. Smarties because of the diversity of multiculturalism. It definitely would be fair trade chocolate. See that's really hard because sauerkraut is just sauerkraut so you can't pin it down to one chocolate. The chocolate does not exist. We're all vegans so we don't even eat chocolate. What's the chocolate that has the most nuts and fruits and everything mixed in it? That's a very hard one. It would have to be the best chocolate in the world.