 This show is appropriate for all ages. Three, two, one. Welcome to Tool Time. The first ever show, internet show, that we're doing a full series. We're so excited. Did that sound right? Tool Time? Tim, Alan. Tim, can we use your show name? It's so good. Tim, I went to Michigan because of your commercials. 25,000 mornings, give or take, is all we humans get. Just over time, we'll just work on this piece of art and I have a couple others back there and just do all this stuff slowly. So that's the idea of this series. What are you going to spell differently, Tool or Time? Oh, you know what? I said script. Tim, Alan's a good guy. He could even be Tool Tim. You don't even have to put the E. Oh. He would be double mad. Tool Tim. It's Tool Tim. This show is about Tool Tim. Art, Tool Tim. We're going to be sanding. Tool Tim. We're going to be hammering. Tool Tim. Gluing, Tool Tim. It's Tool Tim. Tool Tim. So on Tool Tim, we have a lot of great things to do. I'm an artist and I like to make things. So lots of times my art uses tools. See? They're everywhere. When did you get those? Today. I got a six pack of, they call them bosses but I just see them as big cups. What's the Tool Tim logo? Well, we'll work on it over time. Maybe by episode 10. Tool Tim. They can't make these cups big enough for me. So let's do this one. What? Are you okay? Okay, one second. I told you we're doing... All right, turn it off for a second. Sorry, did you film? No, no, no, because you asked me to come in today but I'm not, you know I'm not feeling... Well, you're doing stuff, you seem fine. So no, seriously, is there something you wanted me to do today? I thought you could kind of help, but we kind of did everything we needed to do. So if you're sick, you can just go home. Okay, because I live an hour away. An hour? That's why I took the... Okay, I should have asked you. Why didn't you sleep here last night? I have two children, Dave. I just thought we talked about this. Tool Tim! Yeah, this is Tool Tim. Yeah. I think it's like his name Tim... Exactly. But he doesn't own the name Tool Tim. It's all the people that watch YouTube, they won't know what Tool Tim is. Do they know what this is? Tool Tim. What is this? Yeah. Tool Tim? Yeah. It's Tool Tim!