 Skip to this timecode for the rankings. I thought I should explain what this is for any newcomers. And before we get going, please do leave your rankings in the comments down below. I'd love to see what you guys think, whether it be, you know, all of them, or maybe just your top 10, top 5, top 3, whatever. I want to know what you're thinking too. Origins! Towards the end of 2019, I did a ranking of what was then the full Doctor Who Road episode list. What is Doctor Who Road? A very interesting question. It's kind of weird to answer. I don't know how to make fan films. I don't know how people do it. It's very tricky. It's a tricky thing. You need a lot of people. You need a lot of skill. Two things I don't have or certainly didn't have then. So I thought I'd follow in the footsteps of some of my then favorite YouTube creators, that being the likes of Daleks Fear Me, the Master Crevice, if you remember that one. And I made comedy sketches instead, all within sort of one set universe, which I called Doctor Who Road. Essentially when they're finished on the show itself, they, in their contract, said that the BBC owns them and Doctor Who Road is essentially a prison for all Doctor Who actors. It came from the idea of Seb, aka Daleks Fear Me. I think he did a Big Brother style sketch, where all the doctors had to live in one house, you know, Big Brother style. And that's where the idea came from. And I thought, all right, I can make a thing out of this. But since then, I've realized it's less of a sketch show and more of a, more of a sitcom. So strap in as I rank all 38 episodes of my weird Doctor Who themed comedic sitcom, Doctor Who Road. Get ready for a lot of the early stuff. Doctor Who Road, in its current form, is split into five distinct phases or series, but I was copying Marvel at the time. It wasn't always like this. I only did it at the tail end of phase two when I realized I wanted it to be in series and sort of made an arbitrary line, which I think worked out for the best. Phase one ends with a Christmas special and then phase two starts when I got my new camera on my birthday, which is at the end of the year. So it already felt like two distinct chapters, essentially. That's my family group chat with, I believe, my mum saying tram wankers. I don't know the context, but that's what that thing was. Right, let's get on with it. 38 episodes to go. Get ready for a lot of the early stuff to be at the bottom. Number 38, Christmas Eccleston. I despise this one from phase one, the very last one of phase one. It's such a good pun name as well. Christmas Eccleston. I think it's a genius pun on my part, but it's a shame that the rest of the episode is so bad. Essentially, Santa Claus visits Doctor Who Road and Eccleston kills him accidentally thinking he was someone else kills Santa and has to take his place. Like the Grinch style, I guess, but with more murder. And like all the jokes just don't land. It's not entertaining. I don't know, man. I suppose the one thing that is interesting about it is that it's the first instance of me singing as the doctors, where I do Christmas carols, but as the doctors for a sort of joking. Now that's what I call Christmas joke. I mean, you can debate all of the ones I've done since are bad, but at least they're better than that. But I don't want to talk about Christmas Eccleston anymore. Don't watch it. Sucks. Moving on. Number 37. The first of a few trilogies I've made, Doctor Who Road Smith's Beginnings. I only recently renamed it to Smith's Beginnings. It used to just be called Doctor Who Road. I thought I'd be cheeky. Essentially, after the first few Doctor Who Road episodes, I realized I should probably explain what the universe is. Doesn't make for an entertaining watch. I suppose that's the worst part about it. It's a trilogy and no part of it is interesting to watch, except for one gif which got out of it, which is Eccleston shumping over the kitchen counter going, you what? But aside from that, it's just boring. I tried to do world building and I could have done it in a much more interesting way. Ho-hum. Number 36. The Answer to Rory's Deaths. Or The Answer to Rory's Many Deaths. I think I called it both over the years. This is the second proper episode, not counting the first trilogy. Again, it's just another boring one. There's a weird joke at the beginning where it's supposed to be this big dramatic opening where the Doctor Who scene blazes and a bunch of random characters are running towards camera for no apparent reason. It's not funny. Again, a lot of the early stuff, especially Phase One, which fills up most of the bottom slots, they're just boring. That's the worst thing a Doctor Who Road episode can be boring. That is a fact. Number 35. Moffat's Leaving. One of very few Doctor Who Road episodes written by someone else, which is why I feel bad putting it here. I just realised the sun is going to make the white balance go absolutely wrong. Moffat's Leaving essentially was a quick sketch that I wanted to get out where Moffat had just announced he was leaving the show and being replaced by Chibnall and I try and keep up to date with Doctor Who Road, or I did. I've sort of missed a whole showrunner change since. And I couldn't really think of anything, so I handed it off to who you all know now as Harry or Hudson Media, who was a different YouTube name at the time. And I mean, there are some good funny bits in there, like the the BBC employee, which I gave the worst voice I've ever given a character to, and that includes Terence Dix. But again, there's not much to it. It doesn't have much of an ending. Sorry, Harry. I'm sure you'd do better these days. In fact, you do with the mini sketches you do, or the mini soads where you did the 10th Doctor and 4th Doctor ones, which were very funny in Phase 4. So you've redeemed yourself from being shit. Oh yes, that makes a lot of sense. Plus that Cyber Woman shit was great. Number 34. Eccleston's Revenge. I did a few revenge episodes over the years. Some did really well. Others are Eccleston's revenge. It was just an excuse to use the superpowers again. I did Doctors Assemble, which we'll get to where I had a bunch of superpowers, and all the doctors were different superheroes. And I realized I had all these powers left over, and so I needed to do something with them. So I was like, okay, Eccleston steals them and keeps them in his shed, and everyone wants them back. But Eccleston's like, nah, and he uses them all to fight them off. And there's some good effects there. Again, by Harry funnily enough. Again, it's just boring. For what it is, it should be much more entertaining, but it's not. Plus cringe-acting. That's something I haven't mentioned yet. In all of Phase 1, especially, ah, I'm not going to pretend I'm Daniel Day Lewis now, or Leo DiCaprio, but oh my god, I couldn't act. I couldn't act. Cheers mate. No problem. Number 33, Terrence Day, a parody of Father's Day. I did many sort of episodes and series parodies over the years, and this is the worst of them, I guess. Essentially, Terrence Dix, who I feel so bad for, especially since his passing of making him sound like that. Although in my defense, I ripped off the impersonation, so to speak, of Terrence Dix from someone who is now considered to be a pedophile, so I blame him entirely. Thanks, Tony Coburn. But yeah, Terrence Day. Again, it's not terrible. It's one of the few episodes to only feature one doctor, that being Eccleston, because you know, Father's Day, featuring Terrence Dix going back in time to save his father, who sounds and looks exactly like him, but has some mustache. It's funnier to describe than it is to watch. Number 32, Doctor Who versus Moffat Trilogy. Those are the first ever episodes of Doctor Who wrote, so I was kind to it, and nostalgia does play a part, you know? It's the start. And you've always got to give credit to what starts it off, but doesn't mean it's good. That is also the start of something very interesting, which is Moffat being the bad guy, the ultimate evil, which is still true now. That version of Moffat lives on for now. But again, you know, phase one acting, cringeworthy jokes, the only one that sticks out is Mean Girls, where Matt Smith's like, I like Mean Girls, and everyone looks at him like, what? Which isn't funny, Mean Girls is a good movie. Just because you started it off doesn't mean it's good. There's some good moments in there, but not enough to make it past 30. Capaldi's Revenge. This was just after Heaven Sent, Face the Raven, and Hellbent. I don't know why I said it in a weird order. Actually no, I said it in the order of quality. It goes Heaven Sent, Face the Raven, Hellbent, just my opinion. But Capaldi's Revenge, I wanted to make something sort of based around that. It was originally going to be a trilogy, so Capaldi's Revenge was the sort of Face the Raven, then I was going to do Heaven Sent and Hellbent, but then I didn't. So it's one of the few that ends on a cliffhanger that never gets resolved, which is Johnson firing regeneration energy at Capaldi. It was a very loose Face the Raven adaptation. It has a very badass intro with Capaldi sort of slo-mo walking to to camera, and Matt Smith sort of waking up and going to the door, and that's quite a cool intro, but the rest, eh. Calling the troops. Right. What troops? Number 30, Fear Moff. I have a soft spot for Fear Moff, clearly not that soft as it's at number 30, but it's not terrible. Essentially a Fear Her spoof, wrapped in Doctor Who road's clothing, where Moffat goes a bit nuts because of a thing called the Writer's Pen, which is essentially a god-like weapon where you write something down and it becomes real if you use the Writer's Pen. Yeah, it's also a bit of a plot device in the early days. But Fear Moff, yeah, he draws characters on a piece of paper with the Writer's Pen, they get sucked in, such as Captain Jack in one of his very few appearances. Again, there's some good jokes in there. There's some really good split screen. That's the first time I believe I used split screen and Doctor Who road, and certainly not the last. And yeah, it's just just another okay one, I guess. You fools. Number 29 and the first Phase Two episode of this list, Sherlock's Revenge. I consider this the weakest of Phase Two. Phase Two's more of a mixed bag. I think Phase One on the whole is mostly crap, but Phase Two is where it sort of starts jumping around in quality. I did a Sherlock One in Phase One and I wanted to do a sequel to that. Sherlock I found quite a fun character because he's essentially, you know, he's supposed to be Benedict Cumberbatch, essentially, like all the other doctors are called David Tennant, Matt Smith. But Sherlock slash Benedict was insane and genuinely thought he was Sherlock, and that was his gimmick, and he kept murdering people to pretend to solve the mystery. This episode doesn't use any of that. He's just trying to kill people. There's some good shots in there. Again, this was in Phase Two, so I've got the new camera and I'm sort of working out how to use it. Other than that, just a bit naff. Number 28, Fantasy and the Scarf is a weird one, because I did a poll. I said which of these doctors should I make a sketch around on the two winners? Were the two most popular doctors, Tom Baker and David Tennant, hence, Fantasy and the Scarf. It's got a very weird plot to it. I don't think the plot's that bad, but I should have just done more with it. Basically, David Tennant is brainwashed by the family of blood for some reason, specifically son of mine, which is a villain I should bring back because people keep saying I look a bit like Banes. But yeah, he's trying to open like a Doctor Who museum, but keeps stealing things from people to put in the museum, but because he's brainwashed evil, as soon as they're like, oh no, I don't want to give you that. He traps them, like the family of blood do, so one gets trapped in a mirror, one gets trapped in a black hole, and there's some decent jokes with that. But again, it's just kind of boring on the whole, which is a shame. One of the few moments as well where Chibnall's a good guy in the Doctor Who road. Yeah, I don't do the writers justice, do I? Number 27 and back to phase one with Eccleston's Shed Mystery. Again, this is one I've got a soft spot for because it's so unique because I made it because basically the whole gimmick of phase one, two, and three is that Eccleston lives in his shed. Eccleston lives in his shed, and it became synonymous with him and his character. So when the old shed got torn down and the back garden was empty, I took this as a prime sketch material. Essentially a murder mystery story, but the murdered victim in question was a shed with Eccleston trying to get to the bottom of where it went, because it's his house. And he actually went a few episodes without it, I believe. So there's that. It's a bit of fun. It's a bit of fun. It's not terrible, but it's not exactly amazing. Get the fuck out. Back to phase two with number 26, the next trilogy, Doctor Who vs Chibnall, the first proper one where Chibnall was introduced to Doctor Who Road, as well as the first ever episode and appearance for Jodie Whittaker. And boy, did I get the ball rolling by essentially having Moffat be the main evil again, and having Chibnall and Whittaker be Cyberman versions of themselves. This was back in the time where I wanted Chibnall to be the good guy, but changed course drastically in phase three. There's some good moments throughout, especially in the first two. I also like how the third one has the double act of Capaldi and Hartnell, because, you know, twice upon a time, I believe was coming out around that time. I've had them pair up since, actually, in Doctor Who Road, the musical, and I think in a couple other places. But again, it's just okay. We're getting into the realm of the okay episodes. We have Jodie Whittaker, who's still not wearing her new costume, because screw the BBC for releasing it halfway through, I make a three parter. Brood Road, very rude. What do you think, Samantha? I completely agree. It's just totally doing it to screw over Jack. No reason even, not even, not even promotion for the new series. It's just completely ridiculous. Number 25, Sherlock's Murder Mystery. This time, it's an actual murder mystery, where Russell T. Davis is shot at night in this really cool, quite moody and dramatic opening. I really like the opening of this one, because it's all at night. But the mystery itself is kind of boring. I think on a first watch, you might not know who the murderer is. I'm not going to say who, although I think I gave it away in my previous rankings. But you know what? It's short, it's sweet, it does the job, except for the bit in the middle which drags on massively, which is a big slo-mo sequence. For some reason, it's in slo-mo of Sherlock watching all of Doctor Who Road up until that point to get an idea of what people are like and who has beefs with who. So just skip that bit and it's pretty good. Number 24, Regen Bonanza, which is only one part now. It used to be a two-parter, and again, so it's technically now one without an ending, so it ends on a cliffhanger which never gets resolved. I have a reason for that, and that's because part two heavily features an X. See, this is why I don't get a lot of people involved in Doctor Who Road. I think who, there's been her. There was an old friend called Zack who I've no longer friends with, because reasons. There's Harry, which worked out in the long term, and of course, Gemma has appeared in a few, and I think that's it. That's all my collaborators for Doctor Who Road. But anyway, sorry, Regen Bonanza. Harry again did all the regeneration effects and absolutely smashed it. This is why it's one of the best ones of Doctor Who Road, phase one, specifically because of the effects. He nailed it. I could have done better with the actual jokes leading up to the regenerations, because essentially it's one big joke on each regeneration for each doctor. It's supposed to be a big sort of gag, but it's very rarely funny. It's just doing the regeneration fairly straight phase. Number 23, Physicians' Fears. Ah, the first of another trilogy which was more spread out amongst the phases. I love Batman and its rogues gallery. I'm currently watching through Gotham and playing through Arkham Knight sort of back to back. So that's me. And so I thought, why not? I've done Sherlock. I can bring in other universes to it, essentially have, you know, there'd be a Batman road or like an Arkham road and have them be able to sort of cross over on occasion. And this is what I did with the Batman trilogy. Physicians' Fears is all about Scarecrow coming and fucking shit up. And I mean, there were some interesting parts like Scarecrow's costume. I think it's really cool, like that mask, which I don't have any more sadly. And there's some good moments in between it, but I think it was around this time I was trying to take it a bit more seriously, like the sort of sitcom elements were coming into it where you can have a bit more of the drama and the character beats. But I hadn't quite struck the balance yet, so it kind of falls flat. But again, it's a really good villain. It's a damn good villain. Like I did something with the voice modulation as well, so he sounds really creepy. And it's this low because compared to the other two in the trilogy, it's just not as good. But it has some good moments. And I believe it was up for a uh, a Hovian's Choice Award? No, no, it was called something different. That was my one. Dr. Blue when he did his award stuff back in uh, back in the day, which was only a few years ago. It was up for funniest video, and I believe I lost to Dr. Hoop Hoop, because of course I did. I won one of those ones. I can't remember what for. What do you feel? Scarecrow's gonna make you see yourself straggling yourself with something predictable like that. Reminds you of the problem I had in my head the whole time. Number 22, and the first Phase 4 of the video. Yes, I hold Phase 3 in high regard, so Phase 4 comes first. Dr. Who wrote the musical. Oh, it's this low because I cringe. I can't watch it. I hate using the word cringe because it's got such a fucking stick in the around it these days on the internet. But yeah, it's cringe. Dr. Who wrote the musical sucks. There's only two song sequences in it where I would call it good, and good in the broadest of terms. That's the first one with Pertwee, where he's singing nine to five. I thought that was still quite funny. And then I'm Still Standing, sung by Kapaldi and Harnell. Neither are very good, but they're at least funny, and I can watch them without wanting to die. Especially I'm Still Standing, where I recreated the whole music video, and I think that's quite impressive. But yeah, it's the weakest of Phase 4. It's way worse than anything in Phase 3. I've always been tempted to try again with a musical episode because it's always tempting, isn't it? But I think I'll stick to the one Halloween video I did and the Christmas videos I've done to keep the doctors singing. I don't think it really works as a whole episode. In fact, funnily enough, I did nearly make a sequel in Phase 5 when Phase 5 was very different, and it was gonna only feature musical songs, like I was gonna have songs from Hamilton, for example, but change the context to fit a new story. That didn't get off the ground. I'm not very good with changing lyrics. It really is a beautiful place. It really is a beautiful place. It really is a beautiful place. And it's covered in shi- Anyway, Number 21, back to Phase 2 with Costume Wizard. Another one I've just got a soft spot for. Essentially, I created this bit of lore, and I like making lore, where all the doctors' costumes came from this wizard in an alternate dimension, and he creates these costumes very specially made. Paul McGahn and Peter Davison, because they at the time had some of the least accurate costumes of the bunch, get a letter from the costume wizard saying, come to my dimension, come through this portal, which the portal looked great because it was a green screen. Come to my dimension, and I'll give you new clothes. And that was the plot. It's a short and sweet one. I enjoy the costume wizard a lot. He's got one of the best voices, I think. It's just not very notable, and he weirdly played a big part in Muffat's Revenge, which we will get to. Washing is finished. Thank you, Alexa. Yeah, again, I've just got a soft spot for it. I enjoy it. I think it's a-okay. You got any jacks? You mean this one? Was I really just summoned for that stupid joke? And you wrote it. You can't prove that. Well, here's proof for the audience at home. Here you are. Look at that. Yes, there it is. I'll just send me back to reality for God's sake. Okay, but seriously, do you have any jacks? Do you? You're an asshole. We're now in the top 20, and the first of those is Inside the Game. Again, I've got such an unwarranted soft spot for it. A very simple premise and one I would reuse in phase four, where some of the doctors get sucked in to different video games, and they've got to work their way out. And for some reason, Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead and Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy are there, in, I believe, their only appearance. Why did I put them in there? It doesn't make sense. They never explain themselves either. I picked three video games that I really liked, and Call of Duty. Although I have Call of Duty to thank for my fiancé, weirdly enough. Not gonna say any more. You can just guess what I mean by that. But yeah, so Matt Smith goes into Minecraft, Star Lord goes into Mario, Eccleston goes into Batman, Arkham, Asylum, I think, and Rick Grimes goes into Cod. Why? I dunno. And the way they get out is they have to find a teddy bear. It's also the first appearance of the Joker, which became a bigger villain in phase three, so fun fact. I put this one high for a few reasons. One, I think I recreated the games quite well, especially Minecraft and Mario, because I had that big pipe for Mario and all the fun little 2D bits for Minecraft, which I didn't make for the sketch, I just had it. I just made it for fun and thought, why not? I'd use it. And I also just had so much fun making it, because I wasn't really thinking that hard about it, like I do now. It was just a bunch of really stupid shit mostly filmed in my garden. That's my life. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed making it. Minecraft. 19. Doctor's Assemble! I asked Harry the other day what his like top 10 were for Doctor Who wrote, and Doctor's Assemble ranked highly. And I can tell you exactly why. Once again, he did all of the superhero effects, including Captain America's Shield, Wolverine's Claws, Spider-Man's Swippin'. And honestly, as sort of rough around the edges as it is, it totally holds up. It's just stupid fun. I really like Doctor's Assemble a lot. It was meant to be one big thing. It wasn't supposed to be a two-parter, but it just took me longer to make than I was expecting. So I just put out part one and put the finale as its own thing, because that's how I rolled back in the day. I was a wild card! But yeah, it's a fun one. It's one of two Phase One episodes. We'll get to the other one in a minute where I would call it good. I praise, I know. Sure, I'm gonna kill you because Zach's nada demands that you bastard. Number 18. Worlds had enough of Chris. Again, Eccleston has the best pun titles. It's a fairly obvious parry of world enough and time, which I always struggle to say, because it doesn't make sense, word-esque. What? But anyway, Eccleston gets taken to the Villain Road, which Moffat had turned into a cyber factory for reasons. And John Sim is there. He sure is. And basically it's a race against a clock for all the other doctors to save his ass before he gets turned into a cyber man. They're too late. They turn him into a Mondassian cyber man in this fantastic costume. Again, this is another one where I just have a soft spot for it. And it's one of the first ones where I properly nailed the formula of mixing the dramatic with the comedic, I think. I think. And it's also, if you've watched Day of Steel recently, the most recent episode, you will note that Eccleston talks about being converted into a cyber man, hence why he can zap the others. And that's where that comes from. World, world enough of, world's had enough of Chris. I can't talk. Let's get moving, the whole world. I've got time. I've got time. Well, that's about you to leave. Number 17, back to phase four with the Kraken Time War. Yes, that's right, the finale. This is here because it should have been better. I was juggling a lot of characters' stories. I was juggling a lot of moments that needed to happen. You know, I had the Time War itself, which, good lord, why did I do that? I had all of the characters a unit in Gling the Pertwee and Trout in Storyline, and the, I knew I wanted the Brigadier to die at the end for a good emotional climax. But apart from Harry's tremendous, oh my good performance, there was a lot it needed to do and it did a lot of it well, but it should have been better. Should have made it better. Although it's the TARDIS console in that. Quite proud of it. The TARDIS console room, I never thought I could do a TARDIS console because, you know, again, the sort of stigma against my fan film brain. I'm too stupid to make one properly, so I was like, oh, I'll never be able to make a TARDIS. But as soon as I link it to Doctor Who Road and know because of that it can be a bit shabby and a bit rough around the edges, I could make it and it looked pretty cool. But also shout out to my, again, terrific pun naming of the Kraken Time War because it also had to do with the accidental overarching plot of the Kraken Time throughout it, and it also featured the time why you put it together. Yeah, Phase Four's theme of things coming through the Kraken Time... accident. I never intended that to be the storyline for that, but I was like, Moffat needs to send these villains from somewhere. It's Moffat making the Kraken Time every single time. Why do you sigh with this madman? Because he's not you. He is a strong, independent leader, not bound by another's judgment. And I was offered a new bicycle to go along with it. Speaking of, where is that? Plong left. Keep it. Number 16, which is the highest of Phase One, can the Doctor lift Thor's hammer? At my first or second ever MCM London Comic-Con, I got Thor's hammer. I found it and I bought it and I wanted it. And I thought, why not put it in a Doctor Who Road episode? I did that and it's funny. Basically, it's a very simple plot. Every single Doctor comes out, tries to lift it and fails, and there's a very comedic moment at the end where we find out who could actually lift it. It's just simple. It's simple. It doesn't take itself seriously. It makes it the best. It doesn't try to be something it's not. And it's a part one, essentially, two Doctors assemble. So that's fun. You don't need the context of it to watch Doctors assemble. I don't think, but if you want to make it a trilogy, there you go. Okie dokie. Here we go. That went as well as we expected. Ah, no. We are now out of the Phase One woods, all we've got left is Phase Two, Three, Four and Five. Exciting stuff. Do you like this desk, by the way? This is a new desk. I've got some of my favourite little things here. I've got Omega, of course. I've got Drashing with his 3D glass. I don't know why I'm just telling you what's in front of you. You can see I like this desk. It's a nice big L desk. I've got my unit badges from TimeFracture here as well. I've also got this. Check this out. It's from Doctor Who Experience when that was open. And I think you get it for free. I forget if you did it, but you get a TARDIS key with Doctor Who Experience written on it, an official companion on the back. Treasured Possession, which deserves to be on my desk. Sorry, I've got really off track. Number 15, The Silent Monoliths. This always ranks quite highly. I remember asking a couple times what the best of Phase Four was, and people always ranked The Silent Monoliths as high in the list, which is interesting, and I'm happy about that. It features two doctors that don't often get the spotlight, which is Peter Davidson and Peter Capaldi. I put them together because, why not? No, I put it together because when I was planning Phase Four, I wanted to give every single doctor a chance to shine, a episode to call their own. So, you know, there was the three doctors for Hartnell, Pertwee, and Troughton. There was Doctor Who wrote the musical, which was a mostly Colin-centric one. There was Super Smash Docs, which was what, Tennant Smith, Eccleston, Tom Baker, Sylvester McCoy. Then there was The Silent Monoliths with Capaldi and Davidson, and I left out Whittaker and others. Oh no, and Return of Amiga was McGann's. So the only one I left out was Whittaker, but that was only really because after Phase Three, I thought I'd give her a break. God bless her. I really put that character through the ringer, and that's why Eccleston didn't play much of a part either. But anyway, The Silent Monoliths, I liked it. I filmed it in a way which would look sexy in black and white, so I actually released a black and white cut of The Stone Monoliths, which is sick. Yeah, just call me Zack Snyder, baby. But again, it's a very simple story. A Weeping Angel breaks in, kidnaps every single character, except for Anthony Aenley, with Peter Davidson, Pete Capaldi, and for a moment, Teagan. But she gets taken. Oh, my Teagan acting. And my Teagan costume. This was quite a fun one to make. It also counted, I believe, as a Christmas special. Yeah, because it had the Christmas tree in the back. Yeah, yeah, I remember that was fun. And because I knew I couldn't make a full-scale Angel costume, I used the action figure. Made for a bit of accidental comedic genius there. Well done, Jack. You're bloody genius. You're not a genius. You're a fucking idiot. Something's up with Capaldi. Obviously. But we'll have to worry about him later. Angel? Angel. He was doing something very odd there. What? Trying to hug the air. What? Number 14. Left for Who. No points as to what this is about. I wanted to do another episode where they go into a video game, but I focused in on one, aka the Left 4 Dead series. I picked four doctors at random, that being Tennant, Capaldi, Davidson, and Trouton, and let them loose in the world of Left 4 Dead, and had all the other doctors play a part of a, you know, a special infecting. That's the word they call. So like Matt Smith was the spitter, and Tom Baker was the smoker, and so on. There's some funny memories from Left 4 Who. For example, all the fake blood I had, especially for John Perkwee's hunter that I had on my face, I was working for Toys R Us at the time, and I filmed a bit before I had to go into work, and it wouldn't fucking come off. So it looked like, and the excuse I used, when I asked about it, I said I had a shaving accident, because it was red all here, so I was like, I shaved, and it's all red raw. It would be higher, because I'm very proud of that one, both for the makeup effects, and the sort of, you know, all the little special effects, like for example, the health bars at the bottom. It'd be higher, but I didn't finish it. It's another one that ends on a fucking cliffhanger. I sort of cheated it as well, because I knew I couldn't finish it in time for, I think, Halloween. So I just pretended it crashed, but I had a whole ending planned, where all four of them go into the garden, they fight Eccleston as the tank, there was Colin Baker as the boomer, Hartnell as the witch, and the shed, of course, was the safehouse. If I ended it, it might have been one of the best. If I actually gave it a proper ending, but I didn't. It's still an entertaining watch. I enjoy it. I like it a lot. 13. Midnight on Gallifrey. The first of two midnight spoofs. It's the opener to Phase 2, the first time I had ever gotten my new camera and gotten the chance to use it properly. So I mostly used autofocus, so if the camera goes a bit fucky in any of Phase 2, that's why. Again, I like it. I had Rassilon as the villain, not for the last time. It was very, very fun. Also, fun fact, you'll notice in Return of Omega and the Kraken Time War, occasionally Omega will sort of touch his Rassilon symbol on his chest, and there's a hidden backstory to that. Essentially, Rassilon from Midnight on Gallifrey and Moffat's Arrange later on, and Omega from Phase 4, are from the same universe. They were friends. But once upon a time, Rassilon went missing, like he does here in Moffat's Revenge, so Omega thinks he's lost a time, and so he wears the symbol of Rassilon to like remember him. So that's a fun bit of hidden detail I did just for Jack. I never mentioned it, but it's just for Jack. Midnight on Gallifrey, though. It takes a few random doctors and has a bit of fun with them. Very simple. They're trapped in a room at midnight, but they're on Gallifrey. Oh, Jack's a genius with the names once again. The most noteworthy thing of this, well, there's two. It gives Magan the spotlight for the first proper time, and Rassilon, my performance is Rassilon. I don't know how I can do the voice, but it's down here, and he just shouts. Just a fun performance. Me yelling at night in that conservatory. Ah, beautiful. Number 12. Super Smash Doctors, the last, I believe, of the put doctors in a video game plot device. I've wanted to do a Super Smash Brothers episode of anything. For ages, I wanted to do like it with just the characters playing in simple, not Doctor Who Road related, but I thought why not split the diff and make it a Doctor Who Road episode so it can be rough around the edges. Because I have those ideas all the time where I'm like, I want to make a Batman fan film, but no, my perfectionist brain won't allow me to make it anything less than perfect. But with Doctor Who Road, I have the excuse of like, I would sort of that homemadey feel. But yeah, Super Smash Doctors, again, it's just a fun one, really. It was a fun one to make. I tried my best to sort of have a bit of drama in there, which I think for the most part worked. Especially with the ending where Tenant's vanity gets the better of him, and his sort of Time Lord victorious brain tells him to kill Smith, and no one knows if Respawn is on or not, so they don't know if he lives. Luckily he did, of course. This ruptured their friendship until Day of Steel. Again, it's a fun one. It's a very, it's a very fun one where I play random characters as well like Amy Pond and Sarah Jane, as well as Michael Grade, Jonathan Powell. If you want a bit of fun, give it a watch. Number 11, and this is the first Phase 3 episode. Companion Conundrum. I thought to myself, there's not a lot of companion action in Doctor Who Road, so I made a whole sketch all about them, and at their own special companion house. Again, it's just a fun one. It has the ongoing story of Phase 3 to back it up, so it follows Whitaker as she tries to learn about Doctor Who's past. You encounter characters such as the Brigadier for the first time. Adric, a gnar doll, briefly. It's also got such a nice ending. I like the ending of that one. It's a strong one where Whitaker and Tennant add a little heart to heart, and it works. Sometimes where I try the drama and it's a bit cringe, but it works for me, personally. A mere toy does not prove you are the Doctor, especially not one of those toys. No, it's, whatever. Number 10, and the second highest of Phase 2, The Mad Hatter. This is another part of the Batman villain trilogy I was talking about with The Mad Hatter coming in. I always like The Mad Hatter in concept in Batman. I think he's very underrated as Batman villains go, and I thought Maximus Doctor wears a lot of hats, so combine the two and make sense. It's kind of also like a zombie story in a way, because as soon as you put the hat on, you're sort of slave to The Mad Hatter. It's a very short one too. Short and sweet. That's what the early ones needed to be. Christmas Eccleston didn't need to be 30 minutes long. It's short and sweet. It's quite funny in places. I enjoy it. Also, Tom Baker saves the day, which is quite rare. You have to. I don't see no contract. That's because you won't open the door. I'm holding it in my hand. Look, it says right here, Chris must be nice to Matt at the very least on his birthday every year. Precisely, so stop being a dick, dear boy. Number nine, The Three Doctors. This is the second and currently last episode written by Hudson Media. And the better of the two, by far, because, what, his other one was number 35, and this one's number nine. Again, it's a simple one. Take The Three Doctors, the episode, make it funny, make it Doctor Who Road themed, and there you go. It was also the first one I filmed in Me and Gemma's first flat, which is quite notable. The first one of Phase Four as well. It's also three doctors that I don't often film as, Pertwee Trampton Hartnell, and it's got a terrific performance, again, by Hudson Media, of the Cyberman villain, Mrs. Muah. I love Mrs. Muah. And a random appearance by Jake, just so I can have the Mrs. Muah joke, because Doctor Who poop ingrained that line in my head. It's also got a really good effect of the, what are they called, the gel guards, where I used a shot of them lifting their arm up and it lights up. It was against like a white floor background, so I greenscreened it to put it in the flat, and it totally worked. Again, it's a very simple one. It's a very funny one. Harry got very good at the humour when he did the Tenant and Tom Baker mini-sodes, as well as Three Doctors, so well done. Maybe I'll get you to write something for Phase Five, like a mini-sode or something. Hello? Gosh, it is so apparent how much cooler my ear is to yours. Isn't it just? Thank you for agreeing. Number eight, Middle of the Night. The first one of Phase Three that kicked off the ongoing story that it's still kind of happening now. It sets up Eccleston and Whitaker's ongoing story. Sim passes away, he rests in peace John Sim's character. And again, there's the side story of the midnight elementate, hence, middle of the night, where Tenant, Hartnell, Sylvester McCoy and Colin Baker all get trapped in this room with Adam Mitchell, who is the Sky Sylvester of the episode. I think it's a fun one. It's a really fun one. Also, everything filmed in that green room was my brother's old room, which he's actually moved in. Moved back in since then. So it gives that room like a very unique colour palette. You know, it's just good. It's good. Don't question me. It's good. It's also the first sort of hints of Chibnall being a bad guy, if you're really, really read between the lines. Is he talking about Thasmin? Or is he talking about Xeval Plants? Chibnall. Tenants just disappeared. Number seven, Joker's Revenge. Yes, the final of the Batman villain trilogy. I should probably explain what that was. Basically, the Batman villains had a bet between each other as to who could take down a road first, and they hoed Dindal Doctor Who Road. Hence, so the Mad Hatter came through and tried it. Scarecrow came through and tried it. And finally, Joker comes through and fucks it up. This was the second to last episode of Phase Three and had the first ever Doctor Death and was a foreshadowing of what was to come in the following ending. I think my portrayal of the Joker was okay. In hindsight, I could have done better, but I did the makeup pretty well. I had the costume pretty well. I was clearly trying to mimic Heath Ledger in the look and Mark Hamill in the voice, because they're the two best ones. What I'm gonna do, Jared Lowe. Damage! It's also one that takes itself mostly seriously. You know, there's some good few jokes here and there about the Batman villains themselves, because Joker turns each doctor into a Batman villain. Basically, just an excuse to get all the villains I didn't get to use in there, like the Riddler, for example, and Catwoman. You'll enjoy what I did there. And it has a really good ending. You know, if I stick the landing of an episode, which I don't do a lot of the time, like for example, the cracking time where I mentioned, I didn't stick the ending there. Personally, I didn't stick the landing, so hence why it's quite low. But with Joker's Revenge, I stuck the landing, and it worked out for the best. So tell me, what would have been the point? What's there to giggle about? For once, I haven't walked into your obvious trap. Because, Smithy Boy! Number six, and the best of phase two, Moffat's Revenge. Of course it's this high. It is the most viewed episode of Doctor Who Road. It was the finale of phase two, and was, at the time, the biggest ever episode I'd ever made. It might still hold the record for being the longest. I'm not sure, actually, hold on. Yeah, an hour and 10 minutes. Holy shit. Aside from some cameos from old friends that I'm not on very good terms with anymore, popping up at the end, it's a really good one. It's a damn good finale. It feels massive, because it has every single doctor, a bunch of side characters, a whole ton of villains, and was essentially my Infinity War. Just to give you an idea of why the thumbnail looks like that. Yeah, I had a clear idea in mind as to what I wanted out of that one. Infinity War was the way to go. It's also when we thought we finally said goodbye to Evil Moffat, but he's back now! I brought him back! But not for long. Try opening it. Go on. Yeah, I did I. Now we're at the top five. Here we go. Number five! Day of Steel! I hold the two episodes of phase five in quite high regard. I'm very proud of both of them. Hence why Day of Steel, the most recent, is already at number five. It took me a very long time to make both episodes of phase five, because this is around the time I started the community show, of course. Tyler especially took me just over a year, because I started Tyler, then I made the community show which took up all my time. It was a whole plava. But even with the spread out time schedule of filming it, I think it turned out really, really good. I was nervous about doing a Cyberman invasion, mainly for the costume, but which I cheated on. I made it sort of blood of the Cybermen-esque with the boiler zoo. But there's some really good jokes in there about all the doctors' different encounters with the Cybermen. It has a killer cliffhanger. It also rekindles Matt Smith and David Tennant's story. They become friends again, of course. It continues Eccleston's now current story with Bezzy Mate, Rose Tyler, and yet it's just a very entertaining watch. 40 minutes flies by, I believe. And again, I stuck the landing. You always got to stick the landing. If your ending's crap, then that renders the whole shit worse by comparison. Number four, Return of Omega! The second to last episode of phase four, and the best one, I believe, of phase four, because I tried something very different. Apart from the opening scene, the whole thing takes place in a parallel, or alternate, or whatever the fuck, universe where the doctor's world is real. You know, the doctors out there existing, the Daleks are real, they're not just made up by the writer's pen or whatever. Again, bar the first scene, it only features Paul McGahn pretending to be the doctor and living his best life on Gallifrey, hanging out with Ramana, battling with Davros. And again, it's got some really cool effects in there. I think I did very well to try and turn my small flat into Gallifrey with the black backdrop and such. And yeah, I think I balanced the sort of trying to tell a doctor who story, but also being a sort of parody, pretty well. It's my curse of fatal death. I should have had a sofa of reasonable comfort. Looks like they found us. There you are. We've been waiting for our escort. You will follow us to Davros. Yes, obviously. Not exactly here for a holiday. Lead on. Number three, Tyler. The first episode of Phase Five, I think I smashed it. I did very well on that one if I do say so myself. With Phase Five, each episode is based around a series of Doctor Who, so Day of Steel was very series two orientated. OBS. Hence why at hand, you know, David Tennant had the 3D glasses. It had the Cybermen featuring, you know, Day of Steel and Doomsday and such references. But Tyler, of course, is series one based, hence why it focuses around Eccleston Rose and new old comer, Captain Jack Harkness. And again, I nailed the ending. Very important. I had a very good cliffhanger with Rose being revealed to have been from Eccleston's original road because he had to change roads, you see, which I'll explain in a minute. It's just an enjoyable one. I had an Auton invasion. There's a lot of invasions so far with Phase Five. But again, it's 50 minutes long, but it's still really enjoyable. It's still fun. It still flies by. And again, I nailed the ending. Check it out if you haven't. More to come. I'm currently writing episode three called The Family of Masters. Number two, Attack of the Dreamlord. I love this one. Phase three is brilliant across the board, but I love Attack of the Dreamlord. You want to know why? That villain. I loved playing the Dreamlord. I wanted the Dreamlord to come back anyway in the show in some form, but I found this voice. I don't know whose voice it was, but it's down here. Tweet, tweet. Tumnously. You see, it's good. I like it. It's also the first proper reveal that Chibnall is the secret bad guy pulling the strings behind the scenes this time. And again, it's just a fun one. It features every single doctor in their magical dreamscape. It's basically physician's fears done well, but also the opposite, because it's not nightmares, it's dreams. Watch that one if you haven't, because I'm very proud of it. I like Attack of the Dreamlord. It's got a good opening too, following on from companion conundrum before that, where you're in the companion house, he's seen, he's taken it down. It's quite cool. I like it. It's also got that dope shot where I walk into focus, and it's just here. Oh, I love it. Nice. Finally, number one. What else would it be? Rise of the Chib, the finale of Phase 3, the culmination of all the storytelling of mainly Phase 3. Phase 3 had an underlying theme of the Star Wars prequels, so middle of the night was kind of Santa Menace-esque, although kind of very vaguely, mainly with the training. Then Attack of the Dreamlord was essentially a bit of Attack of the Clone's energy, hence the name. And then finally Rise of the Chib was the most blatant of all, which basically follows almost exactly the story of Revenge of the Sith, but hopefully better acting at this point. It's probably the only episode I would consider to be perfect. I wouldn't change a single thing about Rise of the Chib. I'm very proud of how it ends. I think it's got one of the best, no, THE best, ending with the use of Murray Gold's track. I forget the name. I think a rueful fate of Donna Noble. Oh, dude. I'm so proud of it. Rise of the Chib, there's not much I can say except for I am extremely proud of it. Also, John Hurt is in it. That's fun. He very rarely got to play a part in Doctor Who, right? So John Hurt's there. Rise of the Chib is currently the pinnacle of my Doctor Who Road series. I don't know if I will ever outdo it, but I'm certainly going to try. And there we go. There is my rankings. There is my top 10 or top 5, however I want to do it. It was quite fun trying to put this list together again. I did one back in 2019 where it went up to, I think, Dream Lord episode. I wonder how it compares because I didn't watch that ranking to make this one because I wanted a fresh mind on it. So I did this very much based on my general feelings now towards each one. But yes, that is where I will end it. I'd love to see your rankings. Please, please put your rankings in the comments below. I'd love to see them. You don't have to rank all of them. Just rank like your top 10, top 5. What have you? I look forward to seeing them. I will respond to all the comments as I try to do. And with that, I will bid you farewell. Goodbye.