 and the and welcome back to boss time here on a snest drug plays gradius three this is probably the easiest boss fight , I guess it is kind of tricky in a weird way but it is a very easy but the very short boss fight for the most part of the second knock these guys out of course I I may have jinxed myself by calling it easy and the the bottom of it but when you when you are to shoot the the mouse stuff falls from the ceiling just like that and of course I jinxed myself that's going Alex and dammit OK there's one there's two let's see if I can get to the missile will help a lot here so the ad not going that was really dumb I was not paying attention I was trying to say that missile upgrade this really shouldn't be that hard kind of disappointing it kind of reminds me of the what do you call it of the super goals and ghosts where like the levels themselves are super tough really really hard and the bosses are just kind of and I don't be using the shooter but I have no choice pretty easy so far nothing falling on me yet interesting there we go we got a free guy to what a splash back rock killed me are you kidding the all right try this one again I totally jinxed myself like an idiot calling this boss fight easy and let's what am I going to do here I screwed up I'm stuck with this pointless double weapon yeah it can see a bit noticed yet I never pick this weapon I never choose it completely it's pretty useless you don't have a choice between this and are you laser you can have both you can have either of you or and yet this is the first time I think this let's play that even even bothered picking this because it's not a useless but uh... come on I should get by this boss well that was really close what is with this game in these heads why are they so obsessed with these heads reminds me a parodius really person that parodius parody of gradius but this is like a gradius parodying itself all right there we go see it's that easy I don't know why hardly any stuff fell that time but whatever I let's get rid of this fricking gun this gun sucks my make with the bad guys uh... anyway was I talking about last episode I was talking about serial it's funny to me about these let's places talking about stupid shit imaginable this game is going to start really get it off yet I can't uh... yeah well at least I have that extra life so uh... what do I eat for breakfast now that's a stirring topic of conversation what do I eat for breakfast well these days I eat Greek yogurt it's a source of protein well so I usually have a banana uh... usually have like maybe like two ounces of coffee if I could find it somewhere I don't really like the idea of uh... spending a shitload of money on it I'm really I'm not a lot of you know on a big thing of coffee and not drinking that much there we go now we're jacked up on powerups this is a uh... if you don't you're not able to get the ripple or something that really helps you out you're not gonna last long on this level these fireballs come in fast and furious look the fuck out in other words if you die in this level you might as well start over everything is way too fast to dodge you won't have any speed powerups so again it's poor balancing by the game but if you go into this level on a lot of momentum with already a lot of powerups it's pretty fun certainly looks cool reminds me of uh... the stage in Final Fantasy six not the stage whatever the prepper word is the uh... the section of the game where uh... you meet realm and uh... what's the other guys name strago and like the house is on fire and I think that's what you meet realm and strago I know it's like their side quest yeah this is a super short level we're already at the boss and it is not just a dragon but it is a double headed dragon don't get greedy be careful uh... and that's it for me I think but you know what this isn't long enough for an episode so you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do what I did last time I got a game over I'm gonna go all the way back and come back to this boss fight to uh... this boss fights of uh... ass to mouth dragon that's a terrible thing why did I say that well because he has an ass for a mouth and a mouth for an ass and he's also an asshole of a boss and he won't let me hit him why are you staying over there see how badly the screen is glitching out when this thing is on those things I mean that's terrible that's really shitty I'm sorry game that's there's no excuse for that there's an explanation for it a technical one but there's no excuse for it it always bothered me going back to like elementary school to like high school anytime anybody talked about like there's no excuse to be late rah rah rah rah rah rah and you know sorry I tell teachers like sorry I'm late it was I was left stuck in another class or something like that I was called into the office by somebody there is no excuse me it's like that's not an excuse that's what actually happened there's a difference between an excuse and an explanation I was hate that that line of thinking yes you can see this thing just basically goes around in circles again to compare to super goals and ghosts this reminds me of uh... the uh... boss at the end of the towers level I think it's level four or the end of level four the boss of level four no it's possible of three actually uh... the thing that just goes in circles around the easiest possible that bosses a little tough because it actually shoots projectiles she's a fire at you either out of its ass or out of its mouth whichever is which look at all the power pods you can see the game slowing down because of all the shit I'm decked out with this was a release uh... a launch title in north america I don't think it was in europe certainly wasn't in japan but uh... it's almost like add games good enough we need a shooter we need something that definitively definitively looks and plays much better than any nes game so it's green light the thing nintendo is usually very notoriously finicky quality control especially back then for their launch titles they really really care about uh... the opening titles that really demonstrate hence f-zero back in the day I mean f-zero was yeah it's a simple racing game but jesus that thing was that game is a quantum leap in terms of looks and sound anything you could ever imagine on uh... on what do you call it on uh... nes regular to tell you just the sense of speed you got really awesome are you kidding me that's how i'm gonna die well at least i have uh... in my in the process of going all the way back to get power up again i have like five extricate extra lives to see how quickly i die uh... not these things this is a terrible place to start over oh god that's my fault that's not the game's fault this is and this is an atrocious place to start over because of these stupid things these uh... things that branch out these things down here and then there's more from the top look at that what am i supposed to do i'm not uh... frustrating don't worry of who they got like w blue sky lives if you remember that reference just explain what it's from super mario frustration w blue sky lives my life is feeling pretty w blue sky i don't know what that means but i like saying it alright here's the part here's i think there's four of these in this part right here but this part of the game uh... god what do you suppose to look at the room look how much room there's no room for me to fly but this part of the game there we go i'm not fast enough i don't know if the missile even hurts these things or if you can even do anything to go up top side let's get extra speed ups that backfired immediately so do not get extra speed ups let's see if i can even get to the damn boss at this point jesus this is so frustrating the missile uh... there we go careful so yeah i don't think anything kills those things i think they just blow up on their own once you uh... scroll past them i think you just kinda stay up here and uh... yeah that must be what you do so they come at you diagonally so they can crush you the top both sides what is this level five level six i made it reasonably far enough i'm not doing another game over reset oh nice alright i have a i have a chance in hell against this boss which as you could guess is a uh... big plant thing that's uh... reminiscent of the brinstar boss super Metroid is it brinstar? whatever the plant level is i forget the name of it and here come the project agh that's its attack kinda leers at you and it shoots slow motion bullets at you again the level itself is tougher than the boss the boss is like i'm gonna lay down i'm just so relaxed right now not much room for- oh damn it uh... there goes my chance let's see if i can build up the same power ups and have another chance in hell at no that's it for this let's play we're gonna switch to another game i'm gonna do another game that i haven't done like i i'm not that familiar with so i'll check you later thanks for watching have a great rest of your day